0:00 [Music] not a lot guys this is another not so fun article oh is it on patreon though can't wait for steve day when when's all steve day god damn we're gonna turn this one around promote your own yeah my own hosting hosting i was like what's all steve day oh yeah it's tomorrow okay like it's a shark week [Laughter] a disabled death row inmate do you have to add that yeah well should i not describe that he's disabled it's like part of the information well if he's a death row inmate maybe he got there because of good reasons over here we view everyone as able you know what's crazy though i was i was about to be a juror for this um trial and there was like the defendant was in a wheelchair and he got in trouble for
0:51 stabbing somebody in lancaster at a sizzler so it's like how did he even get there maybe he used he was a battering ram he ████ got a sword out like that and then someone pushed him i think it was a stick knife and he just was like and this is and this is why nick wasn't on the jury he went up to the judge he's like sorry i can't be on this i think the wheelchair guy was right yeah i think that the other guy deserved it the guy should have seen him coming and so monkey jousting at that point armed with a deadly ████ sword yeah so what's his disability uh again this is this is uh this is a bit of a sad story great disabled death wrote inmate ate his final meal and prayed for mercy before his lethal injection injection uh this is an arizona man and the ironic thing well i guess i don't know it's ironic maybe it's just coincidence but
1:42 this is actually the second lethal injection execution in the month and they haven't done one like eight years um this guy was he he had uh murdered an eight-year-old girl uh by the name of vicki lynn hoskinson in 1984. okay um this ████ long time dude just kill the guy listen roll him off a ████ bridge or something dude the only time you're gonna hear me say the only time you're going to hear me say the words lethal injection during all steam day will involve a man's penis into a ████ vagina let's go believe all women as well i believe all women as well just got a tackling man you gotta tag it all right uh his name is frank atwood age 66 he was put to death at the state prison in florence arizona after the u.s supreme court cleared the way for his execution having rejected a final appeal
2:33 by his lawyers and his legal team argued that atwood who was in a wheelchair would undergo excruciating suffering strapped to the gurney while lying on his back due to his degenerative spinal condition thus violating his constitutional right against cruel and unusual well this is a thing right because because um the way that they do the lethal injection they've shown that the method or like what they use actually does provide pain to the person's body like on their way out and the dead he couldn't choose another route uh oh so you actually have the choice so two weeks probably death by suffocation it was it was a choice between lethal
3:24 injection or the gas chamber and apparently this happens from time to time but he couldn't make a choice okay i i wish that if i get gas chamber it smells good because i'm imagining gas chambers smells like sulfur is it i don't want to die like oh you know i want to die like imagine coconut imagine that bread a sponsorship where it's like gas chamber brought to you by glade regret you always have do you guys get uh kind of yeah how hard time choosing when you're at a car wash and then they have a ████ menu of choices like you're buying a snow cone they got like coconut pina colada oh for this one you like i like black ice yeah that's what i like short menus straight to the point yeah do you hear that do you think that if glade did that the guy in charge of
4:15 marketing would get fired because they're like who are you marketing to he's about to die you ████ idiot and he's like oh my god i didn't even know they're not televised i don't even think about that and it's a limited market yeah stupid idiot there's like only five people you gotta buy a lot though you gotta buy a lot to make the room smell that's true it's gonna make headlines you know what i mean every outlet's plugged into everything yeah he's one of those uh loose cannon marketers on every paper in the town it's just a bunch of glade plugins in this room he's like the money ball of blade plug-in advertising there's a niche we can make our money back the roi is gonna be crazy speaking on the pain of lethal injections arizona had put executions on hiatus after the botched lethal injection of joseph wood in 2014 when a process that should have taken 10 minutes
5:06 lasted almost two hours but isn't that kind of cool if they if they did something like it i think cruel and unusual is the worst it's not me it's cool and unusual oh cool you know what cool and unusual punishment i like that joe's kind of cool kind of a maverick just put oakley's on you before you that's like yo that dude now you look cool babe you put a place on you and they give you a foam number one well they ████ inject your ass they're like there's no injection or gas chamber joe's like uh lethal injection for two hours please thank you because i'm always thinking about the victim right and i'm like wasn't it cruel and unusual what they did to the victim
5:57 and then so they can't get a taste of their own ████ medicine it's hard for me to feel empathetic for a guy who killed an eight-year-old right i hope that's not a hot day i don't have any ████ empathy for like kid murderers roll this guy off a ████ cliff cruel and unusual so this is uh somebody had tweeted that give him a little swift kick this is what frankie is what frank atwood did he's slated for execution arizona today thinking of vicki hoskinson and her family give him two you know give him dude it's not bad and then they've got ████ the beers on the side with the hat dude what was this that's okay it's okay let's keep talking about beer no no what was that what was that he's got the ████ beer it was poison cool and unusual
6:47 you know that's a good brand cool cool and unusual it could be a good clothing brand yeah cool and unusual punishment dude but the fact that it's just like a foam thing that's what makes everybody cool though that looks like a ████ t-shirt you get in like hawaii abc supermarket like cool and unusual right next to the ████ number one finger hawaii abc store right next to an eight dollar water bro that's great like 35 sunscreen give me the macadamia chocolates and the cool and unusual t-shirts like cool like no problem it's it'll be 178 dollars dude that's the cover for ████ newsweek the new look of death row what is this that's the new look of death row dude uncovered so anthony what was the picture you showed us nah it's sad it was it was a picture of the funeral there's a funeral vic vicky
7:38 yeah dude ████ that guy who cares yeah that guy sucks is that crazy though like to think like uh all right you're on death row so you're like the attorney right of the guy who's on death row and you're like um honestly you can't be killing him yet like that's ████ up that you're gonna like lie him down because he's got a degenerate spinal disease and it's gonna hurt him ████ man dude yeah maybe that's god bless him how about like put him out of his misery if he's in pain i know certain states have the like uh you have three people in a room who will shoot at the person who's on death row and they have like a blindfold firing squad yeah a firing squad and you don't the three people are shooting don't know who has the bullet yeah so they don't necessarily know who killed him they don't have the guilt but like that's another way to go out ████ absolute ████ so what happens to the person who has a bullet didn't know they had the bullet shot didn't shoot a lethal shot yeah shot the ████ tip of his
8:28 shoulder shot his dick someone should get out of the ball [Laughter] the tip of the foam finger he that's so ████ dark and morbid i love it that's so cool and unusual thank you it works it works i really like that i think why why do they protect people that have done some crazy ████ so much don't you want to get into another type of law if you're an attorney you gotta do a good job there to move up right is that is that kind of like just being a ████ you know a pa you know like it's like hey dude i really want to get
9:18 in the film yeah you go get me some ████ coffee yeah yeah it's like hey you're gonna back this guy up yeah and if you could do a good job oh you could represent johnny imagine it's like it's like hey my client list yes most of them died due to lethal injection however i'm gonna do killer this time i promise you i'll do real good well they did that to camille vazquez they're like oh my god johnny duff's still gonna lose hey camille you take this case imagine that ████ ████ it up wins gets promoted becomes partner i feel like you gotta do these cases before you go to the johnny depp cases yeah that's where everyone wants that's like the ████ oscar feature film level ████ well it's not like that's a bot attorney that's gotta be a public defender can i do johnny depp today no no no you're doing a death row inmate who's disabled get him off the hook and we'll see about tomorrow yeah then then we'll see if you make partners by the way he's got beer cans on the side of his head and a foam finger don't
10:09 ████ with the phone thing that's how unreasonably fair this country is she's like goddammit another cool and unusual my third one this week the ████ oakleys god damn it what are their cool sunglasses companies we could think of no other gray bands oakley's it is white ray bands bro you want you want cool oakleys you want cool that's the new tagline you want cool eau claire dude give me put them on give them these glasses that have the it's like attached to the the crazy straps yeah the crazy straws so it goes around your eyes the neon yellow drinking some milk so you see the liquid go through that's how the injective it goes through that thing little gesture that you can see because they're going through funny glasses how about some lethal ejection
10:59 that even kids can see just spice it up a little yeah and put this in here after they put it in here they start wrapping it around your face like a ████ balloon why is it gonna be so dark is all we're saying ████ funny dude the ivy goes like this ty likes some balloons to his wheelchair we're good it doesn't just go around your eyes got the big sh log too just ████ cool and unusual bro i mean it used to be a family event to watch witches burn at the stake or people get uh don't families still go to ████ lethal injections i would dude families were there for the first shot of the civil war laying on ████ picnic yep blankets and ████ stop talking about your grandpa again and then he was killing them all right kill them all kill them good yeah he killed all the asians in the civil war too dude war used to be a thing where like
11:51 all the rich people would just pull up and then just watch it was your version of ufc used to you never seen an asian in the civil war did you there's a reason for that his grandfather they're actually you set that up piece of ████ i recently saw this thing there was a ████ chinese dude that was fighting in the civil war i don't know if he was i don't know what you're doing kung fu got shot in the first 10 minutes yeah that would suck to be forced to ████ you think he's like i don't i don't want no trouble and then just jabs no ████ he can't stop automatically kicking ass like jackie chan movie no i just saw this i'm going to reload i barely know how i'm doing this that's my jacket he's using his jacket to ████ everybody with a bucket tied to a rope dude imagine you go to the smithsonian there's just a jacket and they're like this is the jacket that what the ████ warriors
12:42 i think you guys are talking about the tuxedo with jackie chan in it yeah oh yeah no we're talking about every jackie chamber yeah he's always killing somebody with a jacket or there's a random refrigerator that he's hitting five people yes dude you know what i mean his name is not jacket chad grabs a frying pan like he's never seen one in his whole life he picks it up he's like what the ████ is this and he ████ uses it as a weapon and he's blocking bullets look look at this ████ are you guys seeing everything everywhere all at once all right his name is joseph pierce one of the only chinese americans who fought in the book his name is pierce but he looks fooled chinese yeah adopted by it sounds like my grandpa missed a spot huh wow wow he wasn't even born yet wow like i said your joke [Music]
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