0:00 do you think that that would like putting somebody like Trump in office would be able to deescalate a lot of things that are going on outside of our I don't know the the actual like result but he did say he thinks he could put a stop to that Ukraine bull 48 hours dude he met the Queen of England and he's like here we [Laughter] [Music] go so a man has changed his name to literally any anybody else and announced his Run for the United States President wow perfect it's very Nathan for you kind of move you like it yeah you like it this like a dumb Starbucks thing who's on first what's on second I don't know's on third yeah no he's from Texas I haven't thought about that in a long
0:50 time that was good he's from Texas he legally changed his name to literally anybody else and he announced he's running for US president in this election his his name used to be D Dustin eBay now it's anybody else and now it's anybody else it's literally anybody else he's 35 years old he was a US Army veteran seventh grade math teacher he's from Dallas now he has a Texas driver's license to proove his name change he said he wanted to change his name because he's unsatisfied with his current election uh and the candidates Joe Biden and Donald Trump 300 million people can do better he says in reference to the Two Front Runners the nation's highest office there really should be an outlet for people like me who are just so fed up with this constant power grab between the two parties what about RFK he he didn't not considering him as anybody else that'd be hella funny if he still
1:41 runs as a Democrat I know cuz it seems like he's picking up steam or something right you think so I don't know I thought I like I thought he lost some steam because of his VP I thought he doesn't have a shot really I and and by the way I'm not saying that cuz I'm Petty and and and because um rfk's team has ignored us I'm saying that because I think that his VP announcement was a huge swing in the Mist oh who was it again I forgot her ████ I'll never remember in my whole life you could put a gun on my ████ you could put a gun in my mouth I I will have no idea I'll say pull the ████ trigger just keep on pulling it until the clip is empty I have no idea what her name is Nicole something Arbor Nicole Arbor Jenna Marbles Lucy Lawless dude be down Lucy Lawless yeah but no rfk's team I guess were kind of
2:32 cool with us right and then they just ghosted us a little bit I he's busy I don't know they were talking to you guys for a little bit but we do have a third option but some people don't believe I mean RFK but some people don't believe that the third is actually a viable option I disagree because Lincoln won that way did he he was independent Lincoln like two centuries ago the Republican party was independent there was the wigs party and the Democrats and Lincoln came up in the in the third round you just be real for a second Republicans oh yeah wi I'm all for optimism but like come on this could be the year man listen dude okay two over one century everyone's mad at the Govern be one century ago mad right it's just not too long ago no it look it's just about Generations who captures more electoral votes four generations maybe oh yeah that's it yeah it's all down
3:22 electoral right you can split the vote if you split it enough if there's not enough people believing like because of this ████ I guess going to laugh I guess like if you just have some miracle campaign where something just amazing happens and people he he doesn't need like amazing things to happen I don't think he just needs enough you know magical ████ to go his way yeah I think it would be easy if truly the two candidates it's not about them being pieces of ████ or like not being viable or whatever it's about like enough people really being like I don't want to vote for them but the difference is there's an extreme amount of people that do want to vote for them regardless so that's why I'm like it's who wants Biden though I think a lot of people but like people do they afraid of trump yeah that's that's that's the problem and that's why we need RFK to come on here
4:13 and his team needs to ████ just chill just ████ chill a little bit but that's why like remember take a Xanax and then click on our email and then click yes does a click option get some Sonora town for you it be a good time he love I always think that too like when I when I really talk to people like yeah who wants Biden and then like I collab a post with Tulsi and all my friends want Biden yeah oh and I'm just like oh wait that's ████ right most artists most Hollywood La Biden though the ████ most corporatist ████ yes Delaware where like they literally make debt slaves because like it's it's about it's about the but the people that want him haven't are have committed to not hearing what you just said before you started talking because you don't agree you know I mean so they're not it doesn't matter I don't agree because of his record it's just
5:05 they're not hearing you though they're just like whatever whatever whatever racist I feel you or they're not hearing or reading just anything in general yeah that's just it really is just that it's like they've created a village that they all this is how we think and it's like you're not going to pollute it it's weird you can't say nothing and they'll push back against you and look at you ████ crazy if you try to challenge or ask any other questions yeah it's so strange that's fine ourselves can we get Dennis kinich I don't even know who that is I love him I'm a fan I guess that's lawen Dennis Haskins Dennis kusin Dennis the Manis no he's running as a as an independent in Ohio can we get him can we get Bart's mom to run to be a president to run no to run for mayor or some ████ give us some clown city council let's just get
5:56 Mitchell ing neighborhood watch if my mom was the mayor I think she would actually be pretty dope and then give her something to do this is the next campaign dude that's what I'm saying the next Frontier cuz she's vegetarian but she doesn't care if you eat meat so she's like like she's like I just want things to get better I don't really care that's an easy thing to vote for that's like my dream if Chappelle if if I could change something about Chappelle he would just not be such a judgy ████ and we could just eat meat around him but he's like you guys are sinners send can't even go to lunch with the guy he's like sitting ████ yeah he's knocking our food off the T yeah so judging you mean thata back flips oh oh and then we guilted him into ordering he's like he's like oh I don't know I don't know if I'm going to order anything we're like oh this is good snort Town's so good he's like I'll order something he like this burrito's
6:47 so small he liked it though he liked it but he's like this is so small it must have been really good but he made me regret it I was like I regret recommending him like a piece of ████ gu it was really small he he walked out with his stomach gring yeah he like like it was like this he he no he crawled to his car he was so hungry I was like I'm emaciated I had lunch chill the ████ out got to go to urgent care this is lunch by the way guy hates every sport except cheerleading he's like all sports are boring ex TR okay you're malnourished you need to eat meat again your brain's not working right that's such a fun he'll he'll appreciate that take no it's a it's a great take it's one of the best takes you're malnourish no what the ████ who whose brain allows them no calcium no magnesium no B vitamins no none of it none of it just a brain drain and he's
7:39 like oh yeah oh I'll eat cucumber or whatever I'll have oh I know I'll have a watermelon steak a grilled watermelon is kind of watermelon steak good luck bud you grilled watermelon that's so funny like oh it's a watermelon ribeye I'm like dude shut the ████ up just imagine him having no he's saying all this ████ between takes he's saying all this ████ just drives me crazy tomw watermelon dude yeah it's crazy bone in tomw Shell on watermelon steak they can't they can't believe that they can't believe Tik Tok disagrees I don't I don't believe that they believe that I don't believe it you know how on Tik Tok how you can't go live until you have
8:29 like a th follow that sh would be funny if for the new law it's like you can only use Instagram if you stay above a certain following oh yeah so they make it they make it hella competitive yeah but how would you get a following if you can't use it no that be that'd be a funny ass flip Bart who you voting for this I know you're going to tell us so Trump yeah I'll probably I think the order you can't lose with Bart the way he says too you can't Trump trump I think the order has to be Trump RFK and then Biden I that's what we need if RFK was here and his people are not going to help us out I guess and they click yes in the email after taking a but they should like in the what does he need to say to you to earn his vote over Trump cuz I love RFK I'm a guy I
9:19 think show up on the channel I'm a wrer for and maybe he just needs so here's the thing can I can I tell you my analogy that cuz like cuz I I'm stupid so I need I need to like draw parallels with things I understand and I understand Game of Thrones so the way that I view things I go oh you know what RFK is very likable very honorable you know who he is to me net Stark net Stark dies in season one true who who do you need who do you need to gain power is someone has ████ Relentless like Cersei Lannister who is that Donald Trump so I think right now because the country is so ████ we actually need him more than we need RFK but after he's done with his last term I think having RFK for 8 years would be ████ sick but right now when it's unstable I think throwing Ned Stark in with Wolves would just get ████ killed that's what I think um Stark is wolves you ████ up
10:11 there throw in the Sharks and you'll get ████ killed I think that so when he Pi sharks and Game of Thrones when when RFK picked this Nicole Sheridan chick I think he messed up because I think a lot of people who wanted RFK did know her name I think a lot of people who wanted RFK were like oh ████ he's he is for some reason pulling more from the left and that's weird whereas I think most people were like okay you're anti- pharmaceutical industry you're anti all this ████ mega mega corporations that's awesome why have you suddenly turned tail and now you're like just going back into the well on the leftist side and that's what confused a lot of people I feel she's an entrepreneur or something right yeah she's she is an entrepreneur but she says a lot of woke ████ M and that's what turned a lot of
11:01 people who were maybe more down cuz you know me I hate and if you have a mask on I think you're a piece of ████ unless you're an old person if you're old I don't care but if you're if you're 30 and you have a mask on I think you're a ████ weirdo straight up I think you're a ████ loser and a weirdo you got a mask on like what is wrong with you no seriously a l a lot of people in Asia before the pandemic were wearing mask I don't care about that if they're old if they're old that was their culture prior to all this it doesn't it never stopped Co so just shut the ████ absolute up that's all when you're alone in the car in America he's saying in America cuz he's not racist to the entire other continent I would be if I was there now I would be save yourself no no I'm no I'm just saying I never got into the mask thing because it never made any
11:52 sense Co was always small than your ████ stupid mask so shut the ████ up never made any sense but if you did it beforehand sure you're Gucci all right cool good we're good grandfather there you go grandfather didn't is a good way putting it Grandpa I do like what RFK stands for that's the thing I do like it he only makes sense at all times K the acronym trying to find an acronym no but except for when he doesn't come on this show and then I'm like we'll get him on dude we we'll get him on his team hasn't taken the zies yet they should they should they'll catch it later yeah yeah but I think our s███'s so ████ right now like you know like recession wise like interest rate rise all that stuff I think we actually need someone that's a businessman to fix an economy cuz as a if if the US was a company it's being ran to ████ so unless you have someone that has extreme entrepreneurial
12:43 experience I don't think you can turn but we're also in potential Global like war time which we weren't before when this ████ was yanking everyone's arm shaking hands he was going around and be and practicing diplomacy instead of firing missiles that ████ but like do kind myself do you think that that would like putting somebody like Trump in office would be able to deescalate a lot of things are going on outside of our I don't know the the actual like result but he did say he thinks he could put a stop to that Ukraine ████ in ████ 48 hours dude he met the Queen of England and he's like here we go yeah he said he talked he said if if he went to if he went to go talk to he would stop that whole ████ in 48 hours he says so I'm like I don't know I mean
13:33 that doesn't mean anything like what does that mean I said a lot of ████ even if in his in his mind that's completely true I just can't imagine the rest of the ████ government letting him make that true cuz there's a lot of obstacles in his way right even if he was like you know what I mean like if like I was telling Tulsi Trump is like the only person where he was like there they spied on my campaign and everyone in the media is like you're crazy you're ████ full as ████ you're such a piece of ████ ████ you you're such a ████ conspiracy theist he like they did and then it turns out to be that's exactly what they did and then they all just go ████ you like that literally happened that's like the craziest thing that's maybe ever happened in American history a a a rival presidential campaign spies
14:24 uses the intelligence agency to spy on their rival presidential campaign and nobody raises a snake they go yeah it should have happened we're glad it happened that's American National Security we're so thankful then they just passes ████ with the new speaker of the house they go we can spy on any American we want without a warrant and you can deal with it they just passed it it passed and and there's very few people even raising a stink about it so for the usuals it's like the guys who basically are getting called crazy every night on TV damn it's fun stuff it's a good time kind of scary good 7-Eleven is coming where you get your free slurpie and that's really all I'm looking forward to 7 everybody should take a zy and press yes that's all that ████ matters all that ████ matters the countdown to that is the one thing I
15:15 look forward to S what I get my free ████ slurping [Music]
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