0:06 Welcome back to JK News. Today we're doing office hours with Suben before he leaves. He's going to give us advice about how to sustain the channel for the next 6 months. Let's go, Subie. >> Oh, >> okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. >> What do you think we need to do? >> What do we need to do? Let's see. What do we need to do? >> What do we need to do so when you come out of boot camp, >> we're stronger than ever? >> Yep. come back to a stronger channel. What do we need to do in Sububen? >> Love that. >> So, instead of maybe sitting down, what if we do have the table again? But under the table, we have a treadmill. The walking ones. >> Okay. So, we're huffing and puffing during the videos. >> Not necessarily. We're just moving. >> Okay. >> Great exercise, calorie burner, but most importantly, you'll never get tired. >> Okay. >> That's concept one. >> Actually, not a bad idea. >> So, you want us to walk for like eight hours?
0:56 >> Why not? while we get our steps in. >> I'm talking for yourself because you get tired and you need something to activate yourself a little bit. >> For the longest time growing up, every time I sit down for like over four hours, I always just naturally just get tired. I don't know what that is. >> To be fair, it's called coziness. >> I think that's anybody. But yes. >> Okay. Well, look at that. So So that's that's good to hear cuz I'm not the only one. >> I'm I'mma do this like I'm at a music show now. >> Love that. >> It's gonna hype me up. >> Yeah. See? Oh man. I mean, honestly, we we already got a lot of the change done now. It's looking great, >> feeling great. >> Identify those changes. >> Yeah. What are the changes that went down? >> Validate them. Validate them. >> Camera, microphone, setup, location.
1:46 >> Ryan thought we should use LOS. And >> I thought when he said logs, I thought it was going to be one of those wireless ones. >> Yeah. Like each camera has the wireless one. >> He's like, "No, let's do like some whack lobs where you go." And I was like, "I don't know about that." But >> no, the wireless ones were hard cuz we didn't want them to cut out mid take. And then we're like, "Oh, ████ The last episode wasn't even connected cuz one of the batteries went out >> or the law fell into our lap or some ████ >> which happened anyway. >> I don't I really don't know what else can make it better, but I >> Which guest should we invite more? Which guest should we not invite as much? >> Thank you. Guestwise is more guys who experience more like real life stories. >> Yeah. >> If we can get those guys in, it'll be like I think we'll all be up on like booty cheeks. You know what I mean? >> Booty cheeky style. You know
2:36 >> cheeky style. >> Very good. Very good >> style. Good example. Who's a good example? >> Yeah. Who in the past did you like and they're like, "Oh, they're good storytellers. I want booty. >> I want these booty cheeks to come." um if we can maybe in the past or just anybody uh >> or like who's a good who who's a good example so we could look for those kind of Buddha chigas. >> So for I got a couple, right? So if we could get obviously the more military dudes in here, not necessarily for military style stuff, but just stories. Just stories on >> cuz you ride their booty. >> No, not necessarily. >> Those videos didn't do so well though. >> Yeah, they didn't. But for some people, >> I like them. >> I like them, too. And they're interesting stories, but I think in general they don't do as well. >> Okay, you're right. How about this? >> Nuts off though. >> And by the way, it's not on those guys. It's just like the audience just is like >> maybe the way they're telling it was whack. >> No, I thought they had good stories. >> They did. >> But what we're trying to do is increase
3:27 the success of the channel. You're >> right. Let's take that out. Let's take that out. >> It was lame to have a guy on who didn't even make Delta. >> That pissed me off. >> That was all of them. Right. But you know what I would would I think would bump this up really is if we have stories of hackers. >> We already have a >> I like that >> we have a hacker. We do >> no but I'm talking about >> I I I don't I'm not mad at that. >> Seasoned OG hackers cuz you know on my way to uh on my way back home I end up watching three to two hours of just hacker stories. >> Hacker stories. >> Yeah. how how these hackers started and how they ended up getting recruited into the US government. >> Wow. >> But when you when you when you hear those stuff, you really you really learn how much holes and
4:18 random unsecured things that were not even secured. >> Hoes or holes? >> He said hoes. >> Holes. >> Boats and hoes. >> That sounded exactly the same. You guys, you guys watch that one hacker, the skinny guy that was talking about how easy it is that there's like a lot of pedal ████ and all the crazy stuff that goes and I'm like, dude, that ████ made me sad. But that also made me want to be a computer crime fighter. Cyber security. >> What did he say? >> How easy it is to get all that stuff. >> He was watching some live. >> There's like live streams of Oh my god. >> And dude, it was all over Twitter just a couple months ago. >> Live streams. >> No. Yeah. He was talking about how like >> he caught people like red-handed ████ doing these kind of like live stream shows that are like >> diddling stuff. Yeah. Young kids. And then he's caught them like like >> in the act live streaming ████ call
5:10 the cops on them all this crazy ████ Godamn >> Facebook groups about it. Yeah, man. It's crazy sad. >> Yeah. So, any hacker stuff like that, I I I can guarantee we can up this. >> You guys want hacker stuff? Let us know. >> Let us know. >> Yeah. Who do you want? >> And here's the thing, you guys you guys won't know until you actually start listening. Cuz I didn't know what I was going to like till I started listening and then immediately it it got good. It got better to the point where I just end up watching 10 more. Yeah. But what happens here is that people click away the first 20 seconds if it's not good. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> If it's not up their alley, they click away right away. >> You know, >> hackers wasn't up my alley. >> You know what's a guaranteed people want to see? >> What's up? >> What? >> Mafia. >> You're going to dance. >> Dance, ████ >> Nick the bun.
6:02 We should just tape his face to the damn thing so that people don't have to edit it >> cuz it's costing us a fortune to edit that ████ >> Yeah, that's out of cart prices. >> It's out of cart ████ Just tape a ████ picture of his face here, dude. >> Okay. And then the second one. >> Oh yeah. Third one. What if we did a JK episode driving? >> Oh, like we're driving. >> All of us going and we're having a podcast while we're driving. >> Yeah, >> that'd be pretty cool. >> I think that's >> a hilarious idea. >> So like a JK road trip. >> Not Yeah, >> or like a two-hour drive and we're just filming them inside the car. >> No, I think it'd be funny. >> That's Price's to add. Yeah, >> we should wear shirts with tassels so that the lobs get real ████ up. >> Yeah, I think that would be kind of Hey, but it doesn't need to be a vehicle. It could be one of those sprinter vans.
6:53 >> Oh yeah, we all sit in a circle and then >> one of Ryan's vans. Ryan has many vans. >> Yeah, big boxy. >> That's loud though. >> Yeah, but >> that's a good idea. I like that. >> You know what? It just switch it up. It's kind of like JK Adventure. If we wanted to make it JK Adventure, we would just end up at a location. Correct. We just got to only drive like 15 minutes. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. We don't have to. >> We're not in LA. >> Yeah. >> What if we drive there and then it's to a restaurant? So the JK adventure is also a JK food adventure. >> Yeah. >> We filmed there. >> So it's a concept. Why not switch it up? You know what I mean? >> Yeah. Why not? >> Good idea, dude. >> I love it. One of the the one episode talking about how our wives don't let us take pictures of the naked or something. We'll be in the in the van and then the
7:44 next episode is food reviewing a Filipino buffet. >> And we have the shrimp cocktail. My wife won't let me take pictures of her tits. >> But the shrimp cocktail is very good. >> That's a good idea >> cuz imagine we're all driving. We're having topics, right? Prompts, 10 prompts in driving. That's where he goes like 2 hours and next thing you know we get off in the casino. Steve talks about how dope freaking he is at gambling even ant. And then we could just watch them bet and see how well they do. >> But we need you now. We need you. You're our secret weapon. >> I don't know anything about >> No, you're the That's what I'm saying. You're the secret sauce now, dude. Ever since Super Bowl, you're the secret sauce. >> You got the magical pick. >> And please never learn anything about gambling. Just tell us what you feel. >> No, I'm I've never started. >> You're like Eagles. I was like, why? You're like, because if it if it's never
8:34 happened before, it's never going to happen. And I'm like, >> he was right. >> He was right. >> He's the oracle. >> You never forget that ████ If you if you're interested in learning like I am. >> No. >> Sometimes when you know too much, it actually messes it up. >> True. >> Mhm. >> I got a good idea for Subie. Um, so imagine like Bang Bus, right? We pick up hookers in this like >> uh Sprinter >> talk sprinter band. Yeah. But she's gonna think, "Oh, I got hella customers. Uh, I'm gonna get hella money for this gang bang." We all challenge each other on who could get her to stop being a hooker. >> That's really good. >> Yeah, >> that's crazy. She came in and then it's just like an intervention like, "Dude, you got a whole life ahead of you." >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I know you're like 52, but trust me, like there's still hour there's still
9:24 time. >> And then like everyone has a different approach. Yeah. >> Okay. What if or >> tonight though? >> Yeah, dude. Hey, dude. Save her.com. It's going to be >> That'll be a good blow up. >> You tweak your idea a little bit. I love your idea. Tweak your idea. >> We pick up hookers. Same thing with Suben in his Sprinter van. And Subin has to decide if they're a guy or a girl. >> Oh, that's good. >> Yeah. >> By sleeping with them. >> No, he just has to decide if they're a guy or girl by an analyzing if they're hot or not. But here's the catch of the game. We always they're always guys. So no matter what Subin says, we we put like gay on his on his head like with like super a super like imposed like gay like on his head, you know? If he's like, "Oh, yeah, she's hot." >> What if What if we What if Let me Let me
10:14 update Let me update the idea. What What if we did pick up a hooker like you said, it's all dudes and ████ and we all have to fall asleep and see who that dude decides to touch. Oh, so you're you're you're tapping into my real life story. >> I'm going there. Cuz you're going there, too. >> No, I What? What did you Oh, cuz you got groomed. I get it. >> Oh, cuz you got >> No, cuz you got groomed. No, what I'm saying is >> it's kind of like camping with hookers. >> Yeah. What I'm saying is no matter what you say, it's always a dude. Even if we get the hottest of the hot ████ of the trans chicks. >> You can't tell. You can't tell. >> That's what I'm saying. But but the thing the but the but the thing about it that the audience can't wait for is the part where we put we put the super on your head and it says gay >> gay gay. >> I like that idea. So it's like a road trip and it's called camping with the boys because even if they're hookers,
11:05 they're all boys, too. So it's just all of us together. >> Yeah. >> But they sure as hell don't look like it a lot of the time. >> Yeah. And it's so the wives won't get mad because it's like just technically all dudes. >> Me and the boys Me and the boys. >> Yeah. See >> how what if we were on a freaking prompt while driving and then all you see is a car accident and we all just pull over and the camera starts falling. Hurry up. Hurry up. Get to the car. That'd be kind of crazy. You know, >> they're all dude hookers. >> Dude, is it a dude in a skirt with his ████ hard ████ running after you? What are you What are we running from? >> We're running towards the car that flipped >> cuz he streets. Oh, okay. >> Seeing something exciting. He's like the night crawler on the street. >> Got it. >> But check it out. We saved this dude on the vehicle.
11:55 >> That's the crazy part >> in our van. >> Get back on the van. Get back in the back. Get back. >> Natural accents. And people like, "How do I thank you?" And then Sub's like, "Oh, it's okay." And then they take off their ████ >> They slap you with it. >> They looked hot. >> He goes, "I insist." And he's like, "No, no, no. I don't want it. I don't want it." They're like, "What? You homophobic? >> What? What's wrong, brother? What's going on, brother? your voice. >> You're hot, dude. Look like Pam Anderson in the 90s, dude. >> Nick is hot, too. I'm like, once it's pulled out, it's like ████ a dove flies by in slow motion. The sun comes out from the clouds and ████ like that. Only one ray just comes. It's ████ golden glorious. >> See, suddenly, huh? >> They're hard boiled, dude. >> Gore, get back in the car. They're coming after us. >> You ever see hard-boiled >> hard-boiled eggs? Those are fire. Especially with py, >> you know, hard-boiled
12:45 >> the >> with the doves. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> A John movie. >> Yeah. ████ it. Sorry.
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