0:00 [Music] welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys where we are doing a very special hot seat you've been waiting for it we have geo in the [Music] you have to wait throne it gino how does this work what do i do okay so basically you're just gonna sit there we're gonna try our best to ask you some very very exciting questions that everybody's been waiting to hear about but we of course have to warm it up we're gonna start off real cold from um your wife uh let's go ahead if you were blind okay and you stuck your hand in a bucket okay and the bucket was filled between soil or wet coffee grounds would you be able to tell different soil or wet coffee yeah you could tell
0:51 it i feel like the the coffee grounds would be super coarse really like sandy really i'm so surprised your relationship made it this way you guys are on the same way he keeps me on my toes you guys get it you get it that's the best answer for me you get it make them warmer baby all right so you saw the clips where like taiko was here during the hosting right yeah i was i was right there do you remember yeah do you remember when uh he was asking like who do you love more like mommy or your dad and he would say daddy how did you really feel about that stuff no no it's i mean he we know the truth right me and tiger we talk about we talk about it talk about how like how strong our bond is together and then i go hey but you're gonna make your dad really sad so let's just publicly say that he's your favorite oh so sorry to to have to tell you like this yeah um but that's what happened he also
1:42 had that talk with his son she's just being an ally for men's mental health yeah dude i am thank you so empathetic do you agree yeah clearly how does he have this shadow like he's got like little whiskers but there's nothing there he's making his own you look like that like trademark logo of that happy face which one the yellow one [Laughter] dude we're gonna get banned for you making that face cease and desist someone owns that face bro so why'd you leave jk why did i leave jk yeah oh real that's the deal uh because i became a mom dude i pushed the ████ human out of my vagina and i wanted to spend a lot of time uh with him tmi though
2:33 what's your most embarrassing moment [Laughter] stupid the editors could be like what the ████ happened to the audio there so they cut out ████ i don't know i i don't know i don't know if i have one i have i think my whole life is embarrassing um i don't know whenever you do something i'm really embarrassed what's something that's embarrassing to you that you felt like uh like earlier on you're like oh man oh she didn't happen but later on i'm so glad that like you never like ████ while dead lifting or anything no i've never shot while dead lifting sounds like you don't deadlift enough probably you know dead looked hard no you need to up the weight a little bit you're not hardcore brah i don't know i don't know i think i do a lot of ████ horrible ████ but like i don't know if i'm like really embarrassed have i told you about him what about her no no like
3:24 a kid or something you know nothing like crazy happened or as a teen and you and you turned all hot in your ears like no one look at me don't look at me maybe like i've had like a period leak like and i was wearing some like light pants we've all had that yeah we'll come back to this we'll come back today that was pretty rough so so now that you you are settled in the las vegas area right and then you have this whole new life and you used to be here pretty much seven days a week yeah here like a jk jk we used to film all this stuff every single day right how is life now that all you do is chill with taika and you don't do jack ████ what do you do well that's not true tiger's at school and i and i do all barbell brigade stuff so that's a lot of my time sounds boring but but definitely it's definitely sad times because i do
4:14 miss like ████ around seeing you guys wearing my clothes that's what i thought wearing makeup uh so life is not the same absolutely not like that was for sure peak like fun times why don't you come back then yeah well we don't do any of that stuff anymore i'll wear a blouse that you guys yeah thank you i'm right here i'm right in front of you do you not see me i'm being insecure because i miss you emotionally okay so can we move past that so how does it feel now that you're back do you still go oh but it won't last like it used to because i'm not always here and you feel sad no i like it because of his emotional status do you need a hug no i'm just trying to make you ████ emotional because we need drama oh okay i love everyone's energy like everyone has like a really unique take on ████ um
5:05 and it does make me a little bit sad that i can't be here all the time that's awesome because you can't come back but let me let me let me elaborate on something you wanted me to open up so you could ████ stab me in the heart let me elaborate on something that was very juicy and i loved hearing it was like music to my ears when you said you know what you guys are like all star team and i don't feel like i belong anymore and i'm like yes we are ████ we are the harlem globetrotters of ████ comedy we're never in the nba but we're just good you know oh i see yeah yeah i feel like i didn't i shouldn't have been there yeah it changed yeah because you guys gelled so well like the ████ energy and the vibes were so good that i'm like oh i need to step out of this one this is nice like i just
5:55 need to be a viewer but you know you're always welcome back this is home for you yeah i invited myself i know i know i invited you but then i forgot that i did and i didn't want you here but you're welcome here but then i just wanna i just i do you feel like that's true like you don't really belong anymore how does that no no no i don't really feel that but i feel like what you guys have done now since like there's been so much like uh cash change up that it's been like really cool like like the way because like we never really hung out with you guys like us three were doing a bunch of ████ together for many years so it's like natural that we like really clicked really well but then for like you three for example to like really come in and like and gel as well as you guys do i'm like oh ████ that's ████ tight that's awesome let's say your mom dies [Laughter] your mom too dog yeah let's say you're at her funeral right
6:46 and it's open casket i just did something so nice we've been waiting you know there's a lot of people he didn't hear ████ he just thought about it oh it's a light bulb that's the most uncomfortable i've ever felt okay obviously you're sad who's not sad when their parents passed away right you're ████ sad you're sad too i'm ████ sad too both of your mom's yeah yeah i'm sad too what but out of the out of the 99.99 you're sad what's the point zero zero what'd you marry this guy one percent where you go like that and you go you're all crying and ████ you're like i ████ told you ████ you ever i told you some moment now you're like we never saw eye to eye on this and i knew i was right you're saying it
7:36 out loud in front of the whole funeral by the way yeah open casket and you're you're mine for some reason you're mugged up you're mighty [Laughter] uh so the moment she said i shouldn't marry bart and i was like see i told you ████ she was gonna be good she told you this moment i reveal it here yeah like see mommy's a good guy i told you ████ cuts to all the videos on jk what did you have against me huh what did you have against me i don't know a lot of things actually what what is uh if anything your families or like your funniest uh perspective of bart like something that they maybe don't like or uh didn't like in the beginning
8:26 well they love everything about part but it did so he's not the first asian guy that i dated um oh drama no uh so the first everyone so the first one just because of you i'm gonna make the ████ tativa bigger dude he got a tattoo he thought he said fear no one but it says fear everyone yeah he google translated that uh and got it what what state was it carolina in north carolina catch johnson somebody just reads his life like dude joe's mom joe's mom read it and yeah so he told this that says everyone knows this because we keep telling it over and over but also everybody knows not to google translate have somebody actually not the language but in 2004 you know all right so in 2004
9:16 me and my best friend we just scratched you know two people have this tattoo two people have this tattoo you got it and it's right here dude it's right here yeah so me and my best friend 2004 we just got out of boot camp and you're super motivated you know you're like i can conquer the world i feel like warriors and ████ so we're like you know we're hold my hand dude we're ████ best buds man we're the best buds so we're like we got to get something you know that's something that that that exemplifies that so we're in north carolina and we're the only two asians there of course amazing amazing great choices and so we're like what we gotta get some of this tough oh i know fear no one oh i like that one like that too today's video is brought to you by babble so right now i've been missing some international travel and um back in last july me and hannah
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11:49 when you go to babble.com off the record that's babble.com off the record for up to 60 off your subscription babble language for life essay okay cool so we're like but i'm chinese my best friend's korean nice we can't be like i'll get a chinese one because then it's almost like like he got my name tattooed on him and if i got korean it's almost like i got his name tattooed you're best friends yeah because we're holding hands so they had we got to meet in the middle in the middle so what's what's neutral that's so funny oh japanese that's pretty neutral cool we'll go to the computer lab on base excuse me are you done with your computer and then we go google translate we go fear no one and it was like like oh i don't know what it says but i trust google translate you're gonna lie so they printed it out yeah this looks tight print i can see this on my shin
12:40 bone you know take the paper i'm so happy go to the tattoo shop that's so happy and then we're like hey mister get your tattoo on both of us and he's like just let you know i don't read what was his ethnicity his wife i don't read no orangutan i love how deeper every single time she's got more more details more details [Music] he was tooting i want that guy to tattoo me great armadillo man and then so we got it tattooed and then we came back i was hanging out with joe years later years later later yeah and that's when his mom was like what what's he's what's he scared of yeah because we were in the living room and then she was like pointing at his
13:30 leg she goes what is he so scared of and i'm like hilarious and i'm like what do you mean he goes it says he's scared of everyone [Laughter] so it's supposed to be supposed to be fear no one but then i think i switched around so it's like everyone fear or something like that i got the phone up yeah the phone for everyone literally everyone google translate did it fear everyone not with the typing yeah yeah yeah i'm scared of everyone now back a geo's hot seat bart does that to me all the time i'm using them but you but you had brother but you had brought up that you were he was the second asian guy that you would yeah why did i bring that up oh yeah so what did your family didn't like about me impressions of him so like with that guy
14:20 that was like their first introduction to like like deep asian culture right like me yeah yeah yeah so my grandma i remember asking she's like what do they eat all day like like dogs egg girls like what's going on like they would just ask like it was it was definitely just out of ignorance it was culture night and then i had like all this pride i'm like what the ████ you mean like i obviously not with that kind of added to me i'm like what are you talking about like they're american they just eat like american food would you would you eat hamburgers too made hot dogs hot dogs sticks yeah so that was like that was like their introduction to um to like the asian culture so when he came around they were like of course you know and then bart picks up a hamburger with chopsticks and they're like ah she was right we've seen this before but what about me specifically like is there a personality trait like man this guy always does this he's like
15:11 i was just the second asian guy so the one so so i think my brother was it was like a really so he would watch all of our stuff right like he would watch jk party jk films she can use and he knows like every character every person he knew that before we got together no but he you didn't really meet him until years later like meet him meet him like you knew like you guys would talk but then when you guys got closer was like after we got married true yeah okay all right maybe i'm making ████ up um so then so then when he really met you he was like really sad because he's this like he's like bart's not like the same like on video that he is in person because like in person bart's bart's like this in person yeah that's his personality every ████ party he's like yeah that's true that is true so my brother would like try to throw jokes at him and try to like banter and my and he just would be
16:03 like like wanted nothing to do with it and he goes to sleep at 9 00 p.m exactly the energy level is down so he'd be like i don't think bart likes me very much like he doesn't like play around with me and like he doesn't play mafia with me just imagine her brother being like a knock knock it embargo one bart's what happened to you man you're my hero i subscribed man does he talk like that no i subscribe a little bit your whole family talks with that a little bit even though maybe you don't hear it anymore because you've been around so long do i have an accent they don't like what happened next yeah you just said do i have an accent do i stop it um what happened next no just
16:54 after like i just kept having to explain it to him like no bart's actually like really reserved and he's very like to himself so i'm like no don't take it personal and now he gets it but like for the long just bummed out didn't your pot did you tell me your pops was surprised i just kissed them excuse me on the lips no like you're like uh you know your dad's all manly as ████ yeah and then i was like come on trying to act on manly and i was like what's up pops i grabbed my kissed him and then he was like oh yeah yeah and woke him up so like culturally uh mexicans are very much like machismo like man head of the household type of ████ um so for boyfriends like all the men always have to kind of like intimidate a little bit so as soon as my he met my dad the first thing he does which you'd never do and no mexican guy would ever have done this is he just hugged them and kissed them at me that
17:44 was just like what the ████ that was the first time you met her father cause he's like i want to be a part of this i'd be crazy yeah he said i want to be espanol you did both yeah wrong culture bro but we do do that but after a while or if you're like family but yeah he did that right off the bat that's very cute that's a power movement man in the bedroom what's the sexiest quality what's he most talented at oh man actually what's that what's he good at actually when you're like i'm climaxing every time because yeah what's this technique it's a weird dialogue what's the finisher i'm about to make y'all ████ fatality yeah so [Laughter] geo's like this he's doing
18:35 so uh so like i'm i'm not like a fragile chick right like um i'm pretty tall i'm pretty sturdy like a two by four i uh i'm i'm fairly athletic i guess yeah so like grab ram what do you mean yes yes sometimes on a good day now never so like when we do have sex i actually like feeling really small so then he'll just ████ gorilla my ass he does look like a gorilla picks you up everywhere that's cool well not really i'm kind of tall he's like the sex doesn't happen it's just lifting i'm crying actually no sex i just need to feel small right now lift me like forklift pick you up i'll just jack myself up [Laughter] you dead lifter yeah i just give you a piggyback round rock check my sofa
19:27 i like the little hop a little like is this galloping oh that's the best but what's his worst quality then in what what's he better oh in the bedroom um in the beginning he's better now but he actually wasn't very confident like he just was not about it like he'd be like oh like he was just like kind of scared and i'm like what is what this is technique yeah yeah a little bit scary tip-toeing everywhere he likes to feel small too she wanted him to go like like a ████ fly you know that but she's gonna burn that dude she wanted to joe that yeah yeah yeah so in the beginning i was really surprised because he's like ████ alpha right so like when that happened i was like what's going on why is this cool so
20:17 gentle have you seen that photo of the girl holding a ████ flower and picking at it that's this full runner dude i gotta tell you this one story i'm pretty sure you've told it so many times but uh so one time like we were having sex and then uh i was telling him to spank me right so he he's like are you sure like i don't want to hurt you and i'm like yeah cause i'm thinking sex bank right there's not the bellagio i know what you're talking about then he goes okay and he went what and i just started crying i'm like bro what the ████ is going on damn but we we've we've figured it out we figured it out it's been a lot it's been many years we got it oh dude it's like her head smashes into the bellagio glass it cracks smashes through the wall oh yeah it's like no it wasn't domestic violence i swear it's just troubleshooting you
21:07 know what i mean that's all it is just fine tuning she's not walking for like two weeks that's what the relationship is all about fine tuning jill's like i like rough sex he goes i got you bro you put the mouthpiece on that gear ████ let's go dips it in the glass guys he's so literal [Laughter] you're just stretching and ████ dancing glass [Laughter] it's a request on the menu this is my favorite hot seat i think yeah yeah let's go let's keep going more of those stories no i felt so bad
21:57 it's weird man because like we're like doggy style on the floor right what do you mean we both of us you were there you know so like i spanked her and i never seen anyone crawl away doggy style that fast so i went boom and then she was like awful and then she turns around and she's crying and i was like and i have a boner and i'm like oh ████ and i'm it's like one of those cartoons where she runs in place and then takes you can hear that you can hear the hanna barbera and then i think afterwards i was like are we gonna continue and she was like are you stupid i'm like oh she said it like that damn
22:48 but then like i went stupid picks her back up pops away jacks off i mean i want to see that's all we have time for but honestly you don't come here that often so i think you should just go for another five minutes yeah yeah yeah there you go it's getting a little hotter push it push it have you ever thought about having a threesome with a joe and barbara oh hey joe's about to kick your ████ life but all doggy style all of us are in doggy style you know all three of you it's just three dogs everyone is just you wanted to turn it up i mean she's the bridge in the middle and then we're doggy what the ████ geo straps geo straps on and then barton geo high
23:38 five and i'm the bridge in the middle yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i just don't want okay which way are you facing i'm down listen listen so it's a rotisserie joke jotisserie so i'm just i'm down to do it if joe uh is fully clothed has blindfold on is facing the wall we put a sheet over him he has ████ headphones on we tape his mouth up then i'm down that's not fun that's too kinky he what if i need to breathe and then he turns around and takes it all off and it's david so then what would you say oh yeah he's softer than me she jumps out of a building that's what happens i just imagine i commit to it i should imagine a geo and joe both on the ground like this bart smacks them both they both turn around and cry
24:29 it's like tokyo drift yeah and the teriyaki boys play and they both just take off was this the hot seat you were looking for no i wanted i want it hotter what's worse than that go anthony anthony knows the good questions personal like real like like for real i don't know well when was the last time you cried dude i cried all the time then that's not hot that's not hot when's the last time you cried and came at the same time cried and came at the same time have i cried and came at the same time or cried that you came i'm so ashamed or came that you cried i look so hot right now oh my god i flick it they're kind of flipping
25:20 i don't know where this is going but i like it that's so confusing you ever have sex with him and imagine like another celebrity no and if you did and you had to right now who would you would it be that's a good one okay if i had to if i had to because you already know he's going to say that person's name next time you guys are spanking or giving are like three of them three of them topically i can't i don't i don't have three but maybe jason momoa oh [Music] yeah but he was aquaman because he's one of those dudes that if he was boning her i would be like oh okay oh that's what we do for kind of notepad he's walking around assumes the position i'm talking i'll probably be like i'll
26:13 [Laughter] michael sarah assumed that would be gilbert godfrey i mean you want to feel small i don't have any i don't have the other two no what about the rock you know like the rifle yeah no what yeah he's weird he's hot what about tom hardy he's pretty hot he is hot yeah no have you seen his head wait what about his hands i don't like his hands what about it is like uh i don't know let me see your hands how about ricky martin he's gay
27:07 he is a beautiful man she's trying to put some diversity in here how about ricky parker shakira key regardless what that's it that's it thank you for sharing yeah yeah any time i'm coming over geo's unburnable dude i know i'm an open book [Music] you
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