0:00 [Music] all right this one really doesn't have any info so it is a Jason chenny version where we just riff r r there's a guy in Mexico and he orders a mobile phone online he opens the Box what's in it Joe hello oh he ordered a on off phone and it comes over it's Mexico yeah something else is in the Box cash o that'd be nice here I'll give you I'll give give you a hint cash or drugs dance I'll cut it out okay a chameleon conf you guessed so fast close close watch watch watch watch dynamite oh it's a grenade grenade got it yeah it's a grenade he received a grenade in the mail a dildo grenade from
0:51 the cartel no from T-Mobile oh they don't really know why or how wait did it open and then did it explode no it didn't detonate it's a it's an actual like real oh it's a ████ straight up grenade straight up grenade yeah what's that on top of it that's a gender it's a caramel corn I don't know maybe that's how they look he ordered a phone he opened the box and it was a grenade yep that's dangerous I think sounds like a sidekick three you're a post office guy and you're just you had no idea there's a grenade in that package you don't know what you're delivering probably thrown on the ████ step tip your mailman so uh he ever like how did this happen and why so it's a gender deal right yeah it's got to be did it's definitely not a gender reveal he ordered this phone he's just
1:43 ordering a phone did he go on T-Mobile's website it doesn't say at all what site Boo mobile or cricket sounds like a cricket thing yeah probably Cricket for me it feels like it's cartel related could be mint mobile do you think situation it's it's probably just the ████ shipping people's ████ up right what website did you get this off of cuz he probably just ave.com maybe say is it a real grenade but yeah so the what happened is he called uh the army they came over and they why thought not the cops you could just call the Army has a number it just says he called the Army and they came over and then they had to defuse it maybe because the Army handles stuff like that I want to know the Army's phone number maybe the local be all you can be maybe the maybe the actual you call a
2:33 recruiter I have a grenade he goes hey after this you're considering joining what if I call a Salvation Army cuz they need to Salvation me with a grenade from a grenade now that's next level thinking n they'll never show up anywhere dude that's big brain I'll pay you $2.99 for this yeah yeah yeah dude so they said it's unclear who sent it uh grenades also are illegal in Mexico to have can't but it's it's to his name and his address yeah so so they arrested him no they didn't arrest him they knew that he he didn't like he did not so weird to order a grenade wait I have a question how do you call how do he make a phone call if he didn't have a phone cuz he bought the phone or was he like trying to dial the grenade he's like this ain't working if it was just a novelty phone it just looks like a grenade pull but
3:23 it's actually a phone yeah hey it's like a basketball phone a yeah ex yeah yeah those back in the day and the arm's like hey your grenades it could have been I have that same grenade um not live OB you used to have that I have it right you have it in here some pH service too with that grenade yeah okay stand by while Joe spends the next 7 minutes trying to find you have it with you yeah hella yeah grenades yeah you brought a what if this guy what if this guy ████ crossed the wrong people and they're sending him a message that's that's that's barsy that's a phone bar a little I have to fill it up with explosives but I got it is that real oh it just doesn't have anything in it it's a paper weight oh but it's the real one like the real shell it's a real deal grenade but they disarmed it there's no yeah the bottom has a hole Yeah Yeah Yeah the bottom has
4:14 a hole take out the pin first I can catch here don't catch I was like it's heavy it's very heavy but it's the exact one in the picture feel terrible hello it's cool phone you sure this is I guess the crazy thing is that there's saying that uh lately drug cartels are using a lot more bombs in everything that they're doing maybe because of the shootings are just like eh too too much evidence it says over the past 6 years cops have seized over 600 uh explosives yeah explosive devices what if that's that means that 600 phones are missing what if that was supposed to go to a a person as like this is your assassination tool use this oh you know and then it went to the wrong person what yeah that's what I'm
5:04 saying it's got his name and his address on it so it's like the wrong package you know what I mean like it was it was maybe at the T-Mobile store where they also do T-Mobile and assassin accessories like you know how like in ████ 007 you go into like a church but in actuality it's like a ████ they got a arms dealer in the back or whatever what if the T-Mobile is a front for that and then they're just like all right phone phone phone gun grenade and then they sent it to the wrong Hector Gonzalez I because it's probably like 100 Hector Gonzalez 100, there's so many Hector Gonzalez it's a common name so many he like Hector Gonzalez so it's like ████ like and the rest of them are just getting phones they're all pissed off yep and they're like I'm not that one and then there's an e there's an evil Hector Gonzalez who gets a phone and
5:54 he's like ████ hat it maybe his instruction was used the package to assassinate so he just has a phone and he finds a ████ and he throws it at him you know but it it doesn't explode you know what I'm thinking you know how like when um you have places that are secret other things like you know in Breaking Bad they go to this vacuum store and then depending on what they order the guy is like oh so you want that yeah cuz they set a specific type of vacuum yeah yeah yeah maybe he accidentally ordered a specific kind of phone that was supp be yeah he ordered the ████ old school noia that no one wants anymore you got the rose gold or something right oh we got the rose gold in the back like he accidentally said the perfect words like well it'll be at your house
6:45 shortly have a blast Hector okay yeah he's like all right just a phone and then that guy laughs to himself he's like like I love my job how cool would that be is having like a front store you come in and then it's like a pager store store would you have Joe like JK news yeah what is what is JK JK news I have a pet store and then what are you selling in the back selling panas dude guns guns guns 100% why would a pet store be the best friend Joe's got a gun store and he's selling pets in the bag illegal opposite hey want some mice by the way guess how Joe moves guns around the world check this out all right so you get a dog okay and
7:38 then you know how dogs have dog vests yeah you put that ████ in there especially where they carry the water bottles no one would ever know you put a you put guns in there yeah why would you check it in a dog service animal yeah you put the guns where you put the bottles and no one could even tell or if you if you want to move guns internationally you buy the gun mhm then you fly well you sell it use that money you buy buy a you buy a plane then planes are too big no no then no you buy a small plane like a $30,000 plane then you go to like Venezuela or whatever and then you sell that plane for guns you guys out of order it's clean you buy the gun then you trade the gun with cocaine for a plane then after the cocaine you get a plane then you buy a pile to fly
8:30 you there and then what if your plane gets searched what if your pilot's name is Hector Gonzalez did you buy a Pilot your plane gets searched they got cocaine in the plane a person you I mean you you rented him ah you hired him you hired you hired him mail order pilot the genius thing about your scheme is that even if the cops search it there's nothing there not a m zero they're like where's the guns we know you have it it's all in here and then they start ripping up the plane and it's like no the value is here you stupid son of a ████ was it it's washed it's completely cleaned up you let them rip the plane up yeah and then when they can't find it he's like you want some mice oh yeah you got get my back hey you got a mice guy you got a mice
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