0:00 in America I put a flag in the back of my truck after this you hang testicles at the back of your truck 100% suck on these brother yep so with all these influencers that go to Japan and they try to film all these things that disrupt the environment around them like they'll be like dudes that get on the train and they'll do dances and be in people's way especially that's not their culture on the train especially it's not their culture they got some new signs out I still don't 100% know if the are real but apparently this is one of the signs that's been put up oh no way what's that no circus performance here Japan is not a theme bark so no break dancing allowed a picture of a black dude doing a LK oh it's a black dude Oh that's oh they're
0:50 talking about that look like that but you know it's not like America where it's like oh we got to be extra sensitive so let's put a white guy in there so they don't think that we're saying no blacks allowed you know how like yeah and then there's I think there's whereas over there they might have seen a black guy break dancing and they're like no that's exactly what we've been seeing there's a guy that's like he goes viral because he keeps going over there and and breaking in different areas and that's literally Verbatim what he's doing right there and then they'll probably just go yeah no and then there's also this one which again I don't know this one looks more real please care about people around you monkeying around yeah but then look at the everybody's an animal it's not look like the bear is an animal the
1:40 fox an animal there's like a squirrel in the bottom saying that's what I would have said if I drew this too Joe no but then the one in the the middle the the the rambunctious ones are the monkeys yeah yeah that's ████ crazy I I think from American racial lens yes yeah but I think from L it's like oh yeah they don't they don't call black people monkeys over there they call like oh good no but they do say like don't be a monkey like oh really yeah if you're being a ████ like okay like a that's good what do you call it like if you're being a black guy dancing around and yeah see but yeah monkey is in different countries and even Hawaii you notice how everybody in Hawaii also say ████ monkey ████ monkey yeah but they're not talking about black people they're not Gordon Ramy calls people donkey to the wrong
2:31 buddy yeah yeah you're a donkey they're not going to understand when you try to explain it is it just means you're just being like rambunctious or rebellious yeah like we call my nephew monkey because like he would just be always acting like a monkey I had a I had a moment like I had a I had a situation that was bad where I came straight from Hawaii to Sacramento and I didn't look at anybody with color or anything like that you're white you're white you're black you're black yeah I never even once thought about the color thing but I came straight from Hawaii and this guy was just acting the fool and I was like BR you acting like a monkey dog but he was black and that ████ swirl up the world swi the world like he came up to me and was like
3:21 hey bro you ████ racist ass piece of ████ what's up and you trying to fight me I was just like whoa whoa what did I do he's like you ████ call me a monkey and I was just like oh no that's not how do it in Hawaii that's not what I meant but then he went on Facebook and said yo yo yo this guy call me a ████ M and then he tag he went on Facebook tagged your name that's not the spirit of Aloha well now you're a ████ no it was it was just like bro I wish I can I wish I could take him to Hawaii and just look look look everybody here is racist see Che off your mindfold see look everybody says everyone's a monkey here in Hawaii you know people we all call each other monkey like you ████ monkey yeah you what I mean like he knows but it doesn't mean black people it don't mean that it just means you're just being act you're just acting up that's it do you guys say aloha like a
4:11 lot no that's like you know what I hear no some people say it but they'll be like loha it doesn't sound like Aloha yeah it's not like Aloha I like when you're on the plane to Hawaii and then at the end of the fight when they're like you can get a Discover card with do and enjoy the spirit of a that's how I know they've corporatized the ████ out of that this is the this is the kind of stuff that they're really like talking about on the train is this dude I think and like maybe some of his friends and so like when you it really look it looks like the dude in made from the side but like look how much she's bothering people that ████ is so it's not so stupid it ain't New York dude bugging people that bad cuz like in New York they do all the like performances
5:01 and all that stuff and like trying to get high fives and stuff like come on man yeah I've seen a lot of that yo that's that's pretty crazy yeah the signs but then the stereotype of Americans just in general that what I've heard uh about like what Japanese people say is like it's the same as the rest of the world they think we're just nuts and they think Americans are just like animals yeah like not animals as in like Savage but animals as like impulsive funny like yeah excited people that can't control their emotions what do you think of this lady this is a old video but do you remember this people got all mad at that lady for like she's like trying to take a video of that oh yeah yeah yeah yeah well there's that guy again yeah but she was like all up in the face and yeah this has that's like again that's like a New York thing but like my mom going across was really
5:51 shocked when she came to America cuz she didn't realize how she said it in a polite way but basically she was saying like ████ I don't know how this is like the number one country in the world when there's so many animals like literally like it's disorganized everybody's ████ crazy she's like she was like even like guys jogging shirtless she thought that was wild oh yeah I don't like that either she doesn't like David Hasselhoff no she doesn't like David Hasselhoff oh I think that made her ████ I think I saw a video about that in Japan like some guy was like jogging shirtless and everybody was like yo that's disrespectful I thought that was Thailand was that Thailand I think they they J Tha all the time but like he was going through like a neighborhood area too I don't know if that's like I think like there's just so
6:41 many rules there that you just start following since you're a toddler that everyone just conforms to there's no question about it that like when you're in a diverse country like the US you'll have so many you just kind of learn to like live with everything MH where like you don't really look at it as like that's crazy you're just like yeah it is crazy but it's just a lot of people are crazy I heard in Japan even in their gym etiquette like when you go to the gym you can't wear like you can't show skin you have to wear everything long sleeve yeah even if you have tattoos or not you have to cover yourself up and there's a very strict gym etiquette is that true feel like it's like 1930s America so like women are still dressed a certain way you know like there's like every yeah like when you see those black and white videos of people in New York and they're walking around everyone's dressed nice and yeah they talk like
7:33 like aristocracy and ████ cuz they still have department stores in Japan that look like old school Sears with like people selling and all that they look nice and I think it's the Japanese national champ for powerlifting came and trained at barbell and I was like how do you like training at barbell again he go oh I like it and I was like oh how come he's like Japan it's like a lipty is a library I was like damn for real and he was like yeah he's like here a it's a music and I was like oh ████ I'm like that's crazy powerlifting and it's like a library just quiet like that's crazy I think it's cuz they um so before I think there was mad population for the longest time I think Tokyo was the highest population city in the ancient world or whatever so like I think they figured
8:24 out how to live in with each other really closed space yeah and I think that and I think powerlifting gym was like probably on the 20th floor probably so it's like every you can't be like yeah so he he was like you put everything down like it's a library like it's I kind of do that right cuz those guys are so ████ [Laughter] gay yeah loud yeah I just don't like it when they go like instead of going like dropping it to cuz you need to they sometimes just ████ they Chuck it they push it down yeah so I think they figured out a cultural kind of system of being in a super packed space with a ton of people that makes sense and then like how do you kind of keep the peace and it's just what what about if everybody just doesn't say anything so then
9:14 there's no like like noise and you guys can go to sleep or whatever I don't know that's my assumption is like they just figured it out yeah when it gets disrupted that's yeah but it's like it's like Singapore you know how Singapore is like hella Draconian right like and then the the cities are the city streets clean and everything's clean because it's so strict right I think that's what people don't get when they go to Japan it's like oh this is such a nice everyone's so nice everything is this and I'm like it's nice because of the rules yeah it's cuz they follow it it's like they they just you know they're like on the program with each other it's like HOA like HOA sucks but that's the reason why the neighborhood looks so sick yeah yeah Japan has its own HOA ho the whole country is literally a HOA dude and they can assemble quick cuz I remember when they said um all right guys we're going to make um smoking in public like illegal so like you got to
10:05 go to designated smoking zones in the city and everyone probably like okay yeah they got with the program they went with it right away right away wow the Conformity there is like it's so good where like if you just put a rule out and you go hey guys we need you guys to smoke in these designated areas they'll all go and they'll just start doing in America I put a flag in the back of my truck after this say ████ you right Freedom yeah you hang testicles at the back of your truck 100% suck on these brother yep they go up the next day so nice to see countries have like a unified respect for things what are do Americans have that for something that would be impressive to someone else football yep but what's the respect though I I think it's not respect but I think Americans are generally polite compared to the rest of the world generally polite yeah like we make small talk we're a little bit more friendly
10:56 like we don't like I don't know I think like when you travel we pull over help people yeah yeah a lot of that I think Americans have like that kind like kindness a little bit it's a weird kindness yeah what from Joe saying I think Americans are more just Heroes Heroes Savages I think people do view us as like cowboy Heroes like if someone needs to jump in somewhere and ████ pull someone out of something it's probably going to be American even if they're not equipped to do it that's what I'm saying in Japan you see someone dying they going be like wait WWE accept it right away but in America like you see someone like trapped in ████ you're going to have like five ████ dads with bald heads coming running towards you just a ████ that's like the American way ████ here my hero with the song
11:48 playing in the back you know what I mean I think that's American our service industry is pretty sick mhm compared to like a restaurant service and like just in general the shopping experience that you have culture is out of control though completely out of control yeah yeah you me it's totally out you go to Starbucks you got to pay 15% tax or tip or whatever like are you kidding me plus you pay whatever tax yeah and they don't even do anything like the tip culture is inflating which is interesting yeah when you get like Postmates and it asks you do you want to tip 30% you're like what I thought it was 15 and then it's like 20 and then 25 what the ████ going on yeah and then the tip entitlement is weird cuz we used to bust our ████ asses and do EXT ra ████ for the tip mhm but these days it's like I'm just going to do standard stuff and still standard yeah I'm just going to not go into the
12:38 negative yeah yeah what what what pisses me off is when you do pickup oh get out of here when you get you know when you just ordered just to do pickup and then you pick up and as soon as you're about to pay for pickup it says tip and you're like what the ████ Nikki made me do that the other day she made me tip for pickup and I was offended the whole time did you do it I was doing it through my teeth how much you how much you put for so it was $100 pi and I gave him a 20 that's 20% that's pretty good pretty nice guy even though they didn't do anything they didn't do anything bro
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