0:00 [Music] Welcome back everybody to another amazing episode of LeB. And we have Tatiana with us again. What's up? Welcome back. Welcome back. Not only is it cool to have you back, but why why do you even want to come back? Like I mean I was invited. What you mean? Why the hell is invited? This is where artists go to die. Don't say that at all. This is what you guys say. No, no, we we I'm spreading the ethos. But no, no, but that we always say we also say we growers of YouTube. I'm spreading back. We get them early, too. So, they're about to skyrocket. They never come back like Vioon or they're like Anthony Lee where they're about to wither away.
0:51 I need to skyrocket or wither away. Um I feel like I'm on an upward trajectory. Let's go. That's what I'm saying. Taking us with you. So, we bought her early. We bought the dip. We're trying to ride coattails. Yeah. I'm I'm with tariffs right now. It's a long game. ████ y'all. All right. So, you're you're coming on. How you been? When you get really big, please forget us cuz it's going to be so bad for your career. No. You think so? Yeah. Delete old content. What? No. I you're not going to get any sponsorships. You're going to be like your agents are going to be like, "Don't ever go back on that place ever again. It's bad." Yeah. And then they're going to be like, "Wait, this JK News thing just got cancelled for saying XYZ." And you like, "Damn it." I don't give a ████ man. I really stand on what I say, bro. That's cool. That's cool. I do. I
1:41 cuz most of my words they I don't I don't seek to hurt anybody. It's not your words. It's his. You'll be guilty by association. Is that a thing? Oh, yeah. Is it a thing? Yeah. Hell yeah. Come to die. Say anything negative like that. Now I got to wrap it up. Wait, those are chips. Hey, say congrats to your Sephora campaign. Congrats on your guys. That's a big deal, dude. That's a big deal. I did not see beauty girly in my future at all, but I was like, "Okay, I'll do it." I knew I got it, too, when I made everyone in the room laugh. Like cuz I'm cuz I saw the girls like I even saw the girls who I was auditioning with. I knew them. They're like actually like really like you know they're online and they're like you know that's their brand. Um and I'm just going there. I'm like where's
2:31 the foundation? I think I just like cracked some joke and then I heard the laughter cuz it was over Zoom. Oh hell yeah. Um the second time around the the call back and I heard the laughter in the background and I was like oh boom. That's I got it. Yeah. Well, I hope to see you on an app cuz I like I have a shop across from Sephora, so I want to see your face right now. Oh, do they play it at Sephora, too? I don't think so. I think it was just for like media. It's every They play it a lot. You're playing the ████ out of it. You're get Yeah, that's nice. That's a nice deal. Let's go. You feel me now? I just hope my ex sees it. ████ you. Fight my ex, you ████ ████ ████ Talk about that. Did your ex do you wrong? I had a uh Yeah, it was it was not a good Which ex is this? Um which one? No, I had um the
3:22 one that I moved to LA with. She was like I swear I was young. I was like, you know, early 20s. I was like, "Oh my god, like we're going to get married. I can see it, dumbass." And um this was like it was maybe 20 21, so it wasn't that long ago. Um I my oldest brother had passed away. This is gonna get so dark so quick. My oldest brother get the popcorn out. And then in that same week um I I just kind of like felt something was off and um I found out that my my girlfriend who said she was out of town for work was actually out of town seeing another woman. I was like you couldn't wait for the dirt to dry, ████ So I didn't know lesbians cheated, too. Yeah. Oh, lesbians are so bad. Lesbians are That's
4:14 why I'm not for LGBT. That's why he votes against it. He votes against it. They're so bad. She said it. There goes all the rational you need. Exhibit A. I've actually heard that as well, though. Really? Yeah. Yeah. There's a unfortunately a lot of cheating that happens. How long was she cheating on you for? I see. I don't know. And I didn't care. I literally packed myself up in a week and was like, "All right, I'm out. Were you already over it at that point? At that point, I was kind of over it though. Yeah. Like several things happen. Like there's This is also stuff that people don't talk about when it comes to like lesbian relationships. Like there's the same rules don't apply as like a man and woman relationship. Like they don't apply. No. Some the rules don't apply. Like I literally had been in a couple of fist fights with my ex-girlfriend. ████ Really? Yeah. I was like I didn't know you could do this. You ████ I was I know. The first time
5:05 I got hit I was like oh wait a minute. Time out. Time out. We can do this. That's true. Cuz if you're in a gay relationship, you could beat another man up. It's all good. It's okay. He's like excited about it. Just a regular fight. I didn't even think about that. Yeah, bro. Yeah. It's like siblings fighting. Yeah. That's Yeah. Yeah. That's Well, they won't they won't see it as like It's like ████ your brother. Yeah. Like not actually at all. Yeah. cuz it's it's like if it's if it's a straight couple like you're you're probably going yo man you can't you can't put hands on her. You're too I'm even like you know I wouldn't put my hands on a guy. I'm like that's stupid. Like I'm I'm I know when I'm outnumbered but like Yeah. But if it's pretty equal it's kind of like fair game, huh? It is. Yeah. I did. But what
5:56 if the other girl is like huge? Is it just a still two girls fighting regardless? Yeah. It doesn't I don't think that matters. Wait. I I This might be a really bad question, but I'm just honestly No. ask. You're you're you're thinking that if chicks are over 200 lb, they're pretty much dudes, too. Is that Well, I wasn't thinking that, but probably because the weight is the uh the weight is the discrepancy for sure. My question was like, are weight classes? Yeah. When you guys were arguing, did she like square up first and then you did she just sock you mid like conversation? Literally, this is how it happened. So, um I was like over whatever the argument was cuz I'm not an argumentative person. I just will leave, right? And I was on my way out. She pulls me back in by my hair. That's cat fight straight out. Intro to cat fight. My heart's beating out of my chest right now. Yeah. I like I took a second to breathe and I was like, "Get over here." I had to check with I was like, "Did you
6:47 just do what the ████ I think you just did?" Oh my god. And you know, now she's trying to like come up with some excuse. I like get her in a headlock. Like, have you seen that meme where the guy's like, "I'm swinging I get him in a headlock and I swing his body this way and I'll swing his body this way." That's literally how it was. That's on the couch. I was like, "Yeah." And like, mind you, I the reason why I've only ever been in like one other fight other than with my partner, which is a crazy thing to say, but um no one gets you more furious than your partner. No, that's true. That's absolutely true. Um but like after that one fight, I I I was like, I don't fight women because this is not fair. This is not a fair fight. It's too ████ It's too ████ easy. I've been fighting my brother my whole life, you know? Yeah. Yeah. And so he was never he didn't take it easy on me, you know, and I didn't take it easy on him. And I realized when we were about
7:38 the same size, I was like, "Oh, he could beat my ass." So that's kind of when I stopped fighting him. But at that point, I was like, "Okay, that's why I don't throw hands." But I had to like, you know, I had to do something. I went to like wrestling. Yeah. Yeah. Went to wrestling. I'm like, "Calm the ████ down. Calm down." I'm like that and give up. Yeah. Knock it off. Literally. Um, do you yield? We call that a dog whisper. We got to dog whisper them. You got Is that what it's called? Oh wow. Like Caesar Milan name for that. Yeah. Get him to relax cuz after a while you could only fight for so long till you get tired and then you're like all right my bad. I was tripping. Most people can't last that long. Yeah. Yeah. That's why street fights are like 15 seconds. And there's like, all right, you done? I'm done, too. That's when they chill, you know? Yeah. This such a crazy way to open this up, but yeah, it happens. More like a great way to open up. So that's a
8:29 great story. It happens. I've heard it I've heard it a lot from a lot of other queer girls, too. They've just been like smacked in the head by their partner. Like, yeah, I guess I I I don't know what it is. I think it's their own traumas, too. But, um, it probably is that uh they just don't they see the as I don't know, equals is equals. Is this what equality looks like? It's a compliment. When you said that women fight for equality, it's like no. When you say that straight rules don't apply, I just realized something. Yeah. All right. In a gay relationship, who pays? Um, sometimes it is like heteronormative like that. It really depends on who you're talkingative. But is that something you talk about? Like you don't
9:19 even know this person. Straight date. Is it like is it kind of like, well, you asked, so you pay? Yeah, that's typically how it goes. Yeah, I I was going to mansume. All right. What's your mans man? Man man assumption a compound word. No such thing as mansuming. Mansume definition. Can you use it in a sentence? I would like to mansume where I use an assumption from a dumb a from a mans. Well done. I like mine well done. you naturally have this um dynamic of knowing who kind of is like the dude or the chick and then that person automatically assumes the payment position. So if you're the feminine one in the group then you get taken care of and if you become the more masculine one in another date then you pay. There are some like there are some women who
10:10 present more masculin and want that responsibility who want to be like yeah I would imagine they would who want to be daddy who want to be you know they usually like to wear Tims the ladies with the tight side I would No, it's the ladies that like wearing sports jerseys and the backwards hat. Yeah. Yeah, they wear Tims. No, it's the ladies that have like silver necklaces and vests on. You guys are the son from home improvement. You guys are dumb. Yeah. Suming. Yeah. Yeah. No. No. Correct. Please. Gio has a aunt and she's like the most butchest lady you could think of, but she looks like she drives ████ semi-truckss for a living. And I'm not going to say her real name, but Gary, but it sounds a lot like the word I'm about to say. So, that just became the word in my head. And every time we're having a family conversation, I always bring it up like
11:01 this. I'm like, "Oh, is Bucha coming?" Ba. cuz I just made a Mexican word for a butch. I was like, "Oh, Bucha is coming." Oh, that's so awesome. Yeah, that's a very like Mexican family thing to do. Just make a nickname. But that's not even her name, though. But they go, "Who's that?" But after I started calling her Bucha, then everyone knew they call her Buchadora. That's so funny. I She wears Tims. Yeah. Yeah. All the time. Do Okay. Which are you in any of those positions where you naturally assume or I'm I'm very versed but yeah I tend to be that's short for versatile. Anthony not a compound word. Not just one word anything just the root. How did you find out she was cheating? Like how did you discover it? Um I saw on her Instagram story that she was at like a poolside with somebody who I didn't recognize.
11:53 And then at that point I was like, "Okay, you know what? I I can kind of assume." I went on the computer. Yeah, I messed him. Let's She le I um I I went on the computer. I her Instagram is open on her like laptop and then I saw on her close friends like her uh the green bubble the close friends. Um yeah, it was like a hugged up photo. I was like, "Oh, you thought I wasn't going to see this." Dang, posting that is crazy. And I thought women were way better than guys at cheating. No. Wait, so you're not in her close friends thing? I wasn't at that point. Oh, well, cuz you guys broke not broke up or No, not yet. Okay. No, not yet. Honestly, you should have you should have punched her sooner. I never been on a close friends. That's crazy. That's crazy. Totally objective though. Like on a scale of 1 to 10, what was the other girl? On a scale of 1 to 10, she was
12:44 really pretty. I think they're married now. Oh ████ Yeah. But how long is that going to last? What's that? How long is that going to last? Who knows? I don't care. You're off to bigger, better things. I really hope uh her girlfriend likes Sephora. Hope she likes whiplash, too. Dude, they'll be at Sephora together and then they'll see your your your ad. Hope she doesn't have a wig cuz that's coming, right? Yeah. This freaking yank back. You're off to bigger better things, though. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. And someone else way better is going to come by. But also like I it was one of those things like you I just stayed in the situation way too long, you know? Like we do that when we're young and stupid. Yeah. Get out the situation, dude. But but I think at the You should be with someone that doesn't beat you though. Yes. Who doesn't? 10 out of 10 would recommend that. Would did you say that you like moved here because of her? No. I It was
13:35 always in my plans to you know, opportunities were coming up um at that time and it just worked out perfectly that um a job opportunity for both of us opened up in Los Angeles. Oh, dumb. Yeah. And yours was Comeie and her was Only Fans. Um, so no, no, no. There's was in fashion. Mine is Mine was in banking at the time. That's tight. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah. Yeah. How many uh Sephora spots did you shoot? Um, are they all out? Uh, it was uh those two. So, we did that. The hot pot one and the Yeah. And then we did a couple versions for Overseas. Damn, that's right. That's so cool. Not say anything so they could dub over the language. So, we're just like this. Wow. Do they tell you what countries? Um, I
14:25 think it's France, Spain. Um, what the hell? Had to be one other one. I can't remember it though. I'm not saying anything. They dub over it. You say I get this show cancelled and you do the craziest. What did they do? What happened? He did double eye pull. Chinese eyes. You started the video with this is why I'm not LGBTQ. But it's different than when you do this, dude. Come on. Oh my god. We're allowed to do this. We're allowed to do this. No. No. Actually, you know what happened? I was getting tints on my car and then um the guy who was Korean at some spot in Korea Town. Always Korean. He goes He goes, "You Asian?" I was like, "Yeah." He's like, "Yeah, cuz your eyes are like this." And I was like, "Dude, you don't need to do that. You don't ████ Your eyes are already doing that." What the ████ did I even do? What the ████ Yeah, because your eyes are like this one. Yeah. What are
15:15 you doing? That's funny. Asians are He could just point at this without stretching it out. He could be like, "I think Asians are allowed to do this and now you can't." So, you don't even need to do that. But that's a that's still it doesn't matter. I think you need to do it a little. Yeah. To get That's like black people don't need to drop the N bomb. Like, no, they'll do it because they can. Everyone wants to drop. It's ours. Like, wow. Anthony. So you're saying that this No, come on. This is as cool as the M bomb. This is cool. This This is Asian nword. What's up, my What's up, my eyeball? Yeah. Every time every time we walk through. Hey, eyeball. Oh, Anthony. Oh, yeah. Is it so long? Haven't seen you.
16:06 Oh, Ben. I would never do that to you, Anthony. Dude, we do. How we greeted each other is you jump up. How are you? Like come on, man. That's not okay. We can't do that anymore. Terrible. 25. We can't do that anymore. Okay. Hello. We're done with that. And then we have hella black dudes. I don't want to do the eye card. Yeah. See that? Maybe that's our plan. That's how we car from my Asian friend. He gave me two cards. I grew up like that. They were I was doing that all the time. I was I say I was mad. I grew up in Monterey Park, man. We always My girl looks like this. Yo, I honestly I'd be like, word, what is some Asian stuff we could take back like that? I like that. We should just bow and go, "What's up, fool?" Yeah, you
16:56 could take back the harrow. I think it's about time. Hero, just super over the top. Honestly, if you do a wild racist Asian accent, it got to be over the top. No problem. You can't hold on. Did you Did you guys know there's no 80%. Did you guys know that long long time no see is actually Chinese? And then um the Chinese immigrants started saying it here and then people just started picking it up and then they just been saying it. But it's actually a Chinese influence. This is the most random Snapple fact. It's literally It's a literal It's a little long time no see. No time no see. Because my eyes so small I cannot see you. I just more Asian the Asian language. Honestly, look, I'll say this. I I I
17:46 know I know you're Chinese. I know you're Asian, but when you did that, that offended me when you did that. That offended me. You offend me. You offend my family. You offend. Hey, dude. I'm Nick. I'm a bra belt. Hey, don't say braelt. Come on, dude. I dare you. Is that how come Asians have way more fun doing that than anything? Sometimes I'll do it and I'll just make myself laugh. And you guys think I'm a danger to this channel? This is our true colors. 15 minutes in. The best one though is the dudes from South Park where he Oh, dude. You know, China and Japan are separated by that kills me. Masters at it, dude. So good. They make it funnier than like we can make it. South Park is wild cuz they just yell ever since uh the Kim Jong from the movie. It's just they're
18:38 I'm so ronry. Yeah, they're so good. So good. Hate to admit it, but yeah, they're great. They're pretty good. Oh, hero. A hero and nicoras. Don't call me Nicar, dude. That's crazy. I like with one eye open is crazy. Another one that got uh Which one Which one do you want back? I have another Another Chinese one is uh no can do. No. No. Don't just sound Chinese. No, it came from No, it's cuz long time nosy. No ku. Okay, you can speak Chinese. You saying that all in one phrase is fire. Long time no. What else? Red pie. You know, like the railroad workers, they didn't know how to speak English. So when they learned English, that was their broken pigeon. Really? No
19:29 can do man. But then who have they not seen in a long time at that point? Who are they saying that to the same guys every day relatives?
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