0:00 [Music] hey keep your hat like that for this one i'm hip-hop nick you look like dopey dude what up i'm hip-hop ████ re-branded looks sick try to make me flinch this is poppy see this how many points hey i want to sit over there and do that with you guys two one action how long have you guys worked at the same company for how long does this one count do you know what your record is like for working at the same place two years right now eight years if it's this one it's 15 years surprise you haven't been fired i tried to fire myself but bart wouldn't let me we're going to vote you guys out dude i don't have a board meeting we're going to vote can we do that here well this is a very toxic company so we need a doubt can we have a dow a decentralized autonomous organization so yeah we can vote you guys out for
0:51 good anonymously yeah come on dude i'm trying to leave i really am but i can't i'm not allowed just go public yeah who's the oh that's good of this company like oh you guys the hr they killed themselves someone's getting sexually harassed they're dead now we get sexually harassed by the employees steve keeps touching me under the table oh dude dude when the bosses are credit carding you i'm not worried about touching them dude when bart stands up we're always looking at his ass we can't see it that's his ████ piece ████ pornographic films together many times yeah it's not just me by the way yeah it's mainly you made other people do it too but i'm thankful for it what started stevie weeby started it but yeah it's his fault if we had an hr i feel like they would go hey why aren't you harassing anyone that's true what's wrong with you what
1:41 the ████ is wrong with you man touch someone's ass our hr would have been like dude it's been like 10 minutes since you haven't ████ said ████ to anthony you guys need to start talking more ████ right now yeah can we put cameras in the toilets please all right rh resource humans that is a jkh replace the bidet with a camera with a gopro so there's a man in brazil man in brazil he's been working at the same company for 84 years and nine days 84 years what the ████ dude he's a hundred ████ years old is his company he's been in child labor so this guy's making peppers farm cookies in 1938 he started work as a shipping assistant when he was 15 years old at a textile company in brazil called industrious renault i think man what a
2:31 loser he's been working that long and he's not the boss yeah he's not the boss he's still an assistant okay he can't retire that's sad and that's sad that's sad well he's a legend now apparently we're talking about him no what adult we're legendary damn he's older than anybody else in there probably huh how does he work what does he do now apparently he used to walk barefoot to school to study then he would uh go home he had he was an exceptional student with a brilliant memory a great attention to detail but due to financial problems at home he had to start working to help his family out so then he went to this mill with his mom to apply for a job and because of uh his strong proficiency proficiency in german he was hired because he worked for nazis in argentina he was hoping to clothe and warm nazis dude he's bilingual too yeah that's fire every time he tries the boss tries to
3:21 fire him he's like do you know my connection i got adolf i'm speed dial ████ because he's still alive he's still argentina let's go yeah that's why we're gonna double team ever heard [Laughter] so he believes he believes in having a job he thinks that it gives you a good sense of purpose commitment and routine i agree yeah especially if you're old you got ████ to do i think when i retire i'd work yeah you gotta find something that'll be a cashier or something i'm gonna be a cashier or ████ mob retired mop doer yeah what's a mop door ████ guys that ████ do a mop wow on the ground so you're gonna have a tijuana private show it's the mop doer joe jitsukawa and he does a five minute like stand-up bit i
4:11 used to hate brooming but i don't mind mopping i like mopping too yeah i want to see if you can get a mop show that's to la bomba [Laughter] that'll be tight that's it this guy has worked here 84 years nothing happened at the end of it wait what kind of company is it now it's still still how did that company survive so long is it like a ████ public like one of those boring long lasting companies you know like a ████ wonderful factory or something ████ xerox or some ████ like a seafood refrigeration district one of them yeah it's like one of those like we all like it's highly essential but not remarkable yeah nobody cares that you do that kind of work coca-cola how do you how do you find news for this show by the way like because this is really scraping here uh well i went to the guinness world of records website dude this is on cnn dude people are talking about this a lot right now yeah
5:02 people will be talking about like roe v wade or cnn plus getting shut down oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa how are we trying we're careful here welcome to america bro maybe they do that in the uk but not in the u.s we're here trying to deflect those have obvious opinions this attracts people from the real topics okay okay moving away it's not even real wouldn't you think it's real what do you think that cnn plus that's just a i don't know i have a rumor are you a subscriber to cnn plus no we are we love it it's good content dude even the netflix stock is tanking you guys mentioned that everything's tanked are you talking about 20 are you into crypto or stocks do you play crypto or stocks no i i just keep trying the news i have index funds that's it that's how i invest index funds how boring that's like as boring as this company listen listen safe and boring and predictable stand up high high risk
5:54 career right oh yeah so you need something that's low risk yeah that makes sense i'm risky on youtube risky you got to double down on everything everything dude listen or else what's the point of living not dying eat some raw chicken once in a while yeah raw dog hooker you know oh i've done that raw dog buy some penny stocks and raw dog hookers that's your life i don't mind that i never ████ a fan that's gonna be my life's greatest regret do you have fans i never not really but i guess and when i had fans they were like 13 year old boys that would be kind of weird they're old enough for kisses now right yeah i don't know what that means that's your wife that's what's your wife think if you if it touched a 13 year old boy well if they'd be like hey that's not a
6:44 woman you know it's not cheating you get a hall pass for that i don't think so i don't think so not in america probably the uk yeah you guys are wild in the uk man you guys have nerdy on television can we don't you i don't watch tv either on french tv they do the chicks always wake up like this yeah but there was like oh wait last night they always have it's like a croissant croissant commercial yeah and then they wake up and they have an espresso and croissants they smoke a pack of cigarettes together yeah that's lunch you know wait bart joe who's uh who's the longest uh working or stating connection to jk person still besides you two like who's the longest i don't know we fire a lot of people michael michael yeah you guys are falling out with the previous like old cast members is that drama oh
7:35 there's so much plenty of drama i knew it i knew it everything's amicable yeah we're falling out literally as we speak even within this group dude like we ████ hate each other it's already not working we started this trying to throw a coup already we're like let's uh create a dao and uh ask some people yeah michael probably over ten years maybe michael you're like ten years eight to ten years i'm just trying to have my pride is it michael and then me you've been you've been here you guys you guys been here like as guests but not on payroll and you haven't felt the abuse until recently so you're not a true member okay i'll just start paying my dudes that would be true i was on the jk news instagram and i saw you pop up in 2015 which is pretty crazy so that's seven years yeah that's pretty long yeah and you know what's funny in that clip you're talking about you're asking about what vr porn is like and now and a couple weeks ago you're
8:26 telling us what it's like i'm the only progressive guy here you know i'm trying to still get my research out so i can bring content vr you ever tried it no but like you watch it you jerk off you finish and then now you're like your hands dirty what what do you do how do you know that i hope you put in your hands just imagine it look at you raw dog hooker guy yeah how do you do it oh no you just have to wipe everything with the anti-bacterial wipes after but you can't see like i don't ████ know man what do you mean you don't know what do you mean velcro like empty back your hand soap next to the the headset and just squeeze it out like wash it that's nice you guys don't masturbate with rubber gloves on what no wait when you had vr porn you still used your hands you didn't use like a dark knight or something just so you could completely be like free we've already talked about it none of us have purchased it yet except for maybe joe what about a
9:17 flashlight you didn't use the phone i didn't have an address to send it no he already explained that you just got to have your homie help you up yeah yeah assistant yeah that's why you got player two and that's why ryan was over the other day he's like ryan i'm finished and he comes and he takes it off that's what happens oh it licks your dick clean yeah hey that's a good homie hook up dude this guy popsicles is crazy he's in a french market having a popsicle why is it so warm possible why am i choking on these popsicles a warm popsicle like a tootsie roll just get to the center man why is it like a gusher it's a nice veiny popsicle this game has a lot of levels yeah popsicles pumping at me
10:08 this game man we're done [Music] you
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