0:00 [Music] so like i said earlier we're going to do some weird today we're going to talk about some crypto why steve is not here steve don't know anything about crypto suck it steve i know it s████ out about crypto so just ask me go say it all in one sentence block three point block 3.0 web channel block 3.0 3.0 sync web channel it's on the wheel all of your stuff chain dude everything's on the web chain you know what i'm talking about block three point no send a web chain up there wise words from romans it's a color here we go so everybody wants that he's neither skinny thank you bart 3.0 i do i do know that not everybody here watched the super bowl i didn't but for those of you that did did you guys see the crypto commercials with uh
0:50 larry david elder with larry is this about coinbase the coinbase oh yeah i saw that that was actually i actually signed up for that you know they spent they spent ████ like 14 mil on that commercial uh reported seven million that was a crazy commercial though are we gonna watch the commercial it's just the ████ qr code it's like you get all these commercials like movie trailers all the ████ it was like jurassic park right before and then just this site it was like it was kind of like elevator music right and it was just a bouncing qr code on the tv for like 15 20 seconds and that's and then i'm looking at it no words no actors just a bouncing color qr code but the ad spot cost seven million dollars wow and then obviously you see that you're like what the ████ is this you pull your phone out 60 seconds 60 seconds
1:40 it was just balancing did it crash on you because i heard that's what was going on is ████ hilarious like they spent all this money on the commercial and then when people went to go on the couldn't handle the traffic yeah it crashed well yeah it did crash but the thing is it crashed because it worked so well that's good well where does it where does it go instantly to so the thing is it would go straight to the coinbase app or the website and if you signed up from that qr code and you were first time sign on they would give you 15 free bitcoin wow i got entered to win a million dollars of bitcoin nice yes we'll find out aka it was a really ████ effective ad like amongst the most like effective that i there are many crypto commercials take that art you don't need those there was there was an ftx commercial there's a crypto.com commercial and you know it's your regular super bowl spot
2:31 you got some three or four major crazy celebrities that are somehow getting into this script about crypto like they even ████ care about it or anything like that and then there's like these interesting concepts of the of the storyline that are like oh that was weird maybe i'll remember it but guaranteed when this coinbase one went off like everyone even at my super bowl those shindig like everyone was immediately pulling out the phone they're like what is this you know what i mean because you don't know what it is but you know what a qr code is next thing you know it's everybody's like oh it's coinbase and it's way more of a conversation than just sitting there and watching it and going oh a coinbase commercial very interactive i heard they um reached an all-time high and and and coin like sign ups and wallets and stuff too just that day alone wow it was crazy and it's crazy because we we've been talking about this for the last more than four years and then people were like that's a scam
3:21 it's a fad it's going away and i'm like damn dude sucks to be you i think it was so evil sounding i think it was [Laughter] do you remember the first time that like tesla cars came out yeah yeah and it wasn't this like correctly wrong it didn't feel like it was this like major shift in like worldwide anything no because everyone thought it was just another fisker exactly right plus plus we had like the ████ the leaf or whatever did you buy or did you have were you going to no oh well there was a google car and all these other things the point is when that when the electric cars would come out it didn't seem like a revolutionary like the world is changing the worldwide adoption but the moment that i personally felt like oh ████ the world is for all gonna start changing is at the previous super bowl
4:12 where suddenly you saw like ford's electric vehicle like there were like four or five electric commercial uh vehicle commercials as well at the super bowl so now you know that like the major companies that are willing to spend millions of dollars on like seconds of ad space suddenly if they're willing to project this it's like that's the messaging of where the future is going to go and that's what i felt because there's an equity they know about that you don't at the time and now i feel like that we're sitting in the super bowl now this year and we're seeing massive crypto commercials it kind of like is finally spurring that kind of momentary change or that needs massive adoption and that's kind of are you saying your crypto wall is gonna explode they're not gonna be here anymore is that what you're really trying to say if my crypto law explodes are you gonna steve green us absolutely it's been my aren't you glad that like i don't know like like butt plugs don't have the budget to have a super bowl commercial or else we'd all just be like what is
5:02 that i'd ████ love that i'm even better the qr code is a free buffalo well i gotta put it in it's free it's major adoption in their house there's an equity we don't know about like because that would be like if i had like an obscene amount of money i would like ████ send that image or that qr code to ████ a rickroll or something oh yeah me too i would just troll the world man or just sell butt bucks imagine if that was the way to connect to the metaverse like a ████ like you're going into the matrix but it's through your ass and it's like you want to tap in and then you ████ have a butt plug that gets you into the metaverse but like the best version of the metal it was an hdmi port this whole time you can just see your thoughts yeah oh ████ it's compatible yeah that one that means you can't take a ████ or be in the metaverse at the same time hey guys i gotta log out real quick i'll take a ████ you have to pull it out i
5:53 didn't think about that and then what if you smell the the plug it smells weird maybe maybe don't maybe don't smell the plug dude i got hella roasted by my high school teacher when they were like oh what would you do if you had like five thousand dollars right now and i said like oh i'm just uh put a billboard with my face on and go sup san gabriel like i just thought that'd be like funny gabriel and then the teacher was like she goes okay why do you think uh you've never seen that before and i was like i don't know because it's really creative and she goes no it's because rich people don't do stuff that's stupid no now you need to do it damn that teacher's hardcore awesome you need to like put their name over there like suck it miss so-and-so suck it saying gabriel let's get killed you're just like five thousand dollars
6:43 doesn't make you rich teacher ████ i know that's how much you might make in a year but absolutely five thousand dollars would probably get you like 30 seconds on a billboard oh five thousand will get you no you get a billboard really for a whole month yeah you get a month maybe off of a obscure street or some ████ and i was already like all right this is done no uh crypto crap we should get a billboard i just get a careful boy you're really good ████ do it joe that's not what rich people do joe well it's okay because we're not rich exactly you really could but it's billboards there's a reason why i lose money and i'll show you how join my master i haven't really seen i've still yet to see billboards translate into real sales from any
7:33 experience i've had firsthand like usually the figures are terrible there's a lot of lawyer ones i'm gonna say i wanna know about all the legal ones cause i cuz i've thought about it too i was like if i we're not james wang you know that's ████ james wang that billboard sells itself is that dude that's like eight eight eight eight eight eight yeah accidentally yeah yeah i was about to say that actually ████ adriano's insurance adriana is that the lady with the german shepherd yeah she gets me every time man well shen you know every time you buy multiple policies you're just like ah she just goes insurance and then there's just a dog you're like can i insure that dog shen yoon works that's all i gotta say send you inspiration is all of the above but it's always a conversation of wanting to go and never going but let's all go with boys have you seen like a trailer of shane yoon yeah it's good it's lit it looks good i'm down to go let's go i'm gonna see
8:24 that flag dance that's a big statement if you go do they do like peeking opera over there too they what or they do like it's almost a semi-anti-communist chinese sentiment down yeah let's go heard it's a cult too right it's like falun gong it's not cultish as much as it is uh i guess i guess if it's anything semi-anti-religious or religious ties into cultism that works i think it's easier to call it there's a lot of cool ████ that colts make so i'm down have you seen the david koresh musical even musical let's go see both of them if i saw that show my netflix suggested i'd be like i mean i'm already on a watch list right we're like in the last act of shenyun it just becomes the damage i would pay money for that it just me like i want to see a musical waco
9:15 ancient china become waco texas i wanted to go around i wanted to hdmi butt plug i want to see the transition i feel like the transition yeah what propaganda are they showing because all i heard is just it's a sick it's like cirque but china version and then all proceeds go to fighting companies because they're they're they're um depicting the history that china is erased oh so like where the monkey god is coming in yeah and ████ ████ up china's like that didn't ████ happen see all i'm saying is these billboards obviously work because we're hella talking about it shenyun is inescapable that's like the biggest even adriana's insurance just got ████ jk we never we're broke that's the first billboard that's going to be on the moon 100 percent or accidents and if you go to if you go to a restaurant and mars i guarantee you on the placemat there's going to be james wayne that guy's everywhere bro
10:06 that guy's in my dream dude [Laughter] i dream about that guy i know you're gonna go to a chinese cafe chinese ████ cafe fall restaurant in mars fallout 99 you know what i mean there's gotta be a flow restaurant online it's gonna be james wayne somebody's gonna make so much sense to have a pho restaurant on mars it's so cold probably just you warm yourself up you're logically where was your logic gonna go this was logical oh man dude but you can't take a ████ in the metaverse that's logical if you're plugged into your ass honey just said that's logic because we already just we already discovered that ash is a usb port right yeah then it's like usbc though by the way you know oh we know it's an hdmi port i'm sorry big difference people need to start wasting more money you can i'm sure you can blanket statements
10:57 one of those people that if i had the money i would definitely use it stupidly and that's why we don't have money [Music] you
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