0:00 bro this how many packs of cigarettes did this dude have to smoke while he's running a whole cart in his people are holding him out he's ra it's not the [Music] water a Chinese marathon runner has been disqualified why cuz he got first and it wasn't inspiring no but that's good we're going to talk about that later um he chain smoked throughout the entire race wait this guy we talked about this guy um chain smoking through a race before I think we didy did this article no no no no no I mean this might be a new thing that he just got dis I remember the photo of the guy but I don't remember yeah the photo is fuing amazing I don't remember if we did we talk about the whole thing just smoked the whole way that's pretty sick
0:52 that's fing gangster this guy's dopee as ████ so why did they disqualify that's just Rec race and and got disqualified this was published January 19th oh this is new you're not allowed to smoke during a marathon what if he's like but I'm a locomotive what if he's running from M I'm like a Chucho choo train he actually completed a a full 26.2 Mi marathon 26.2 is freaking did it in 3 hours and 30 minutes 3 hours oh that's really fast and he was smoking the entire time he was smoking like a chimney they said he just kept lighting them up and lighting them bro how many packs of cigarettes did this dude have to smoke while he's running a whole cart in his people are holding him out as he's raising it's not the water he just yeah dude yeah this
1:44 guy's a gangster what what country um he his name is Uncle chan oh Uncle Chen and this is in China during the zmn marathon nailed that I mean that's is that really so bad if you're smoking while running a marathon in China the air quality is practically the same yeah at least he's breathing through a filter that might some places in China very great air quality really are you sure about all the rural places yeah because they also got like no ████ cha so yeah it's against the rules you can't smoke during um dude this was this is what big tobacco needs for their comeback man dude legit this makes smoking look cool by the way I saw that video I was like what a great title like just you what would you title I can't remember what I titled it was like does big tobacco need a Rebrand like how do we bring it back
2:34 some ████ like that I was like that's a great though I I tried like well I didn't try I was addicted to smoking while I was trying to be like athletic and it's one of the hardest things afterwards I was like why didn't I quit sooner well obviously I was addicted but like I it's just a world of a difference so I know how much harder it is on your body and lungs the these like smoking athletes are just ████ on a different level yeah he's a ████ but don't you miss looking cool while you did things I miss tasting and feeling what it what I thought it did especially when I watch shows very good answer such a good answer what I thought it did what I thought it cuz it people think it makes you relax but it gives you it actually gives you anxiety and takes it away but it definitely
3:24 makes you look cool it does it does 100% yeah is it like a Chinese massage therapist where they put you in so much pain that when you leave you're like oh I do feel relaxed but it's just that she's not beating your ass anymore yeah that's literally nicotine it just poisons you a little bit and as it's relieving like leaving your body that's when you're like that's so nice did I smoke once a year on Christmas Eve with my uh my father-in-law well cigarettes cigars oh cigars different and dude that I feel cool as ████ I know I don't look it cigar is pretty cool it feels cool dude I feel like ████ I'm like you know like Dick Tracy and ████ you're like not supposed to inhale it right you're supposed to taste it oh I inhale the ████ out of it I don't know how to smoke at all but yeah I feel cool the whole process is cool with the cigar cutter
4:14 they know how spit the thingy mhm like all the and they just like little whiskey thing and it's just the whole like world is tight talk about you have like that ████ coil lighting the Edison bulbs and ████ yeah dude hell yeah talk about the Model T how was the greatest car known to man that would be great if there was a a cigar guy too in this race and they're just like neck and neckar Guy dude people eat cigars too they like Chomp on them yeah Winston Churchill used to eat them he would eat it he would eat them you like chew and spit it out yeah I guess yeah oh it's like dipping yeah like dipping yeah oh weird hardcore ████ I do miss smoking so there's a rule that says uncivilized Behavior from Runners such as open defecation right right that means
5:04 pooping but that happens though people running marathons they'll ████ I mean if they're trying to get a time they'll ████ and piss on themselves and that's not allowed I guess in China you're not damn they're trying to wait how many times did this happen in a race where they're like we got to put this in the rule book ex well get this if it's still happening it's probably a sign open defecation that means pooping smoking or trampling on flower beds or green spaces that affect the r yeah funny going out wa enough is enough yeah so that means they're going out of the road and trying to pass people up by running over ████ flowers that's kind of funny this has got to be one of those things though that like the first time it happens like it's not a disqualification though yeah they'll be like it's our bad for unless you do all three together you smoke and you poop in the flower yeah if you take a ████ while trampling through flowers and you're
5:55 smoking on them I think you should just get first place at that point they just stopped the race this guy want this guy the guy who ████ right here it's like he gets DED but obviously all the uh the the talent agents for big tobacco are there waiting can can you imagine his face where they catch him pooping and and he knows he's out of the race oh man I trade so hard for this don't soccer don't soccer players do that don't they just piss on the field oh really they just pee on seen have you seen that like they just like yeah there's like pictures they literally just pull the shorts up and they just piss on the side of the field oh dude bike riders and soccer players are disgusting yeah there's always a guy in a bike outfit pissing somewhere Riders bike riders out there ████ themselves and Stu yeah every every time you see one of the Michael Phelps or
6:45 what's his name um who's the cat who Lance Armstrong Lance Armstrong when he's like holding the trophy and ████ his underwear is caked are you sure I'm positive the only sport where that acceptable is water sports I think water sports you can diarrhea you can pee all you want you can pee in the water specifically in the pool not the ocean water for you can diary you can absolutely enter your bladder in the water it's fine it's normal that's something I want to try I never got to try water diarrhea poop in the water I never got to try that you never got to try it you should just go to a public pool and like wait you literally right by the beach in Hawaii only yeah I want to do it at the beach you're literally in the beach in Hawaii and somebody's doing it next to you oh maybe yeah maybe I should stop gargling my water my my mouth in that water my
7:35 poopy poopy water prer you know you know like the marathon runners how they get like bloody nipples how that's like a thing yeah that's like normal right they should be shirtless is it against the rules to bleed too much bleeding it's like they can't help it but milking it's like there's a problem there is it cuz their tank top is ████ chafing to the yeah it's just rubbing for hours like a long time yeah and inner thigh your inner thighs too arm Hammer they don't have like ████ I mean they put it on what's it called gold Gold Bond that's said Arm and Hammer they do that too Vaseline and cover their oh they need pasties maybe they get pasties I thought they do like bandaids they do have Runner they do Runner pasties so you know how you guys said you've seen this guy before yeah so he competed previously as well but and
8:26 he was allowed to compete while keeping up the smoking stuff right but the chines Athletic Association that means like a group um they implemented a new a new rule last year what does rule mean to promote it's like a law to promote healthy participation and curb smoking during EV clarifying to Anthony like he's a dumb ass wait is so funny this is a new thing so this guy is probably not the only one I'm going to Will Smith the next committee decision if the committee has to go we're trying to stop smoking at marathons that means there's more than one ████ doing it yeah for sure dude there has to be how many Chinese smokers are running but he went vile for this right so his popularity they're saying it was probably his downfall it brought the wrong kind of attention the attention they didn't want for this particular if they start another alternate race where you have to
9:17 smoke that's pretty funny smoking Marathon dude that's like Peter teal you heard Peter Teal's doing later thanks ████ just nobody finish it well he's doing like do the doping Olympics it's going to be sick o I would love to see that that' be sick what talking about that all ant day have you guys heard of high rollers that sounds familiar high rollers is a uh you smoke weed and Jiu-Jitsu competition oh that's what it was oh that's great so you smoke weed and then you roll like nobody actually gets hurt but everybody has like high Lev technique yeah everyone that competes is like the highest level black belt like the D Brothers do it like a bunch of people do it and they're highest level cuz they're really high they're both High yeah high in two levels that sounds fun I just want a cuddle I think oh good yeah yeah I stopped fighting Oh I
10:07 thought you just went generally I get high and then I'll be like Jujitsu and I'm like this feels kind of nice bro
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