0:00 [Music] okay it's time for uh jk detective uh agency all right let's do this all right let's go got my detective hat on let's go ready so a georgia woman gets arrested right they put her in the police car in the back okay close the door start driving off to uh the police station somehow she falls out of the car and dies because they didn't lock the door but it's a child lock you you don't even have to do it yourself when you close the door it always locks from the inside she fell out of the car she somehow fell out there's a sinkhole in the car
0:56 so they don't they don't know how this could possibly happen yet but of course foul play is like what everyone's kind of going towards they think because while it was driving the cop pulled the handlebar from the other side i mean the door and then she fell out that would be really ████ up yeah the car the door didn't close all the way and the cop didn't do the damage [Music] close the door all the way with his head yeah yeah yeah forgot to do that that's procedure you know you know what i'm saying yeah and so it's on my police manual yeah you gotta ████ you gotta hit that so the funny thing is as like as many weird theories as we can think of the department's probably thinking of just as many like weird ones too yeah because wait a second wait a second so a lot of these police cars have cameras in them right that's active recording voice and stuff like that couldn't they just get the recording oh but usually in these situations they malfunction
1:47 oh yeah the body counts are off somehow they always yeah see that's why the police department needs more money because they need to recharge their batteries buy more cameras they need more e-card a bigger sd card they're only using like 13 gig cards i feel like the cops were probably doing something illegal like for example maybe she was a hooker or whatever and then they were using her services and then they arrested her and then now that was them trying to kill her or something in a legal way but that's ████ up see i don't understand killing hookers you know it's like you should be giving them more like they just they just made you ████ come so like after that it's like it's like do you kill santa after he gives you a present no you wouldn't whatever so why do people keep killing hookers yeah that's not nice isn't that nice
2:37 yeah and what kind of cop car was this was it a rose voice like like suicide doors the doors opening this way because the door opening regular like with the car driving it would just close on its own so she would kind of have to force her way out of it unless it was suicide it was like the lambo cops you know oh yeah okay yeah yeah you do buy cops so here's um here's an like interesting segue into the whole 988 thing remember how you called 988 now when you're having like a mental health crisis you don't call 9-1-1 oh i don't know that not 9-1-1 it's 9-8-8 right but right now is a separate thing but right now 98's being criticized for kind of still having the same like s█████ response where you get cops anyway of course most of the time so um because you're having a breakdown what do they want they want a counsellor to be go come up there yeah really yeah i mean
3:27 it's it's hard to do but that's that's everybody's kind of like where sirens sound like helping helping help no you know what it is it's it's the ████ thing and it's like an ice cream you know because everybody feels happy parlor music i think you're not going crazy yet now you are hearing this thing approach some old-timey music so um she was um she was just having a mental health crisis so her her own family called uh they called the police um start with that at the top bro we already went in we're already winning
4:18 i just like that one we have to test out all theories you guys yeah all right this is what being a detective is about so a woman fell out of the car well i don't think we should be killing hookers that jump it's like i didn't see that going what oh potentially we have to ask that so yeah she apparently has they've this has happened two times before but the other previous two times the right things were done were like you know somebody came and calmed her down and they did all the things that uh i guess every person having a mental health crisis that should be done that way right but the third time was straight up cops and they put her in the car and then this um officer that was driving told the family that um that woman kicked the door open and jumped out of the car what because i've seen videos of of
5:08 people being on like pcp and then they like kick the door and then run away interesting because they said that she's been trying to cope with her mental health by using illegal drugs so maybe she was on something oh interesting she was on some ████ for sure so the hooker thing is completely out off the table okay so we're done with that off the table let's run make sure we're just going to sorry are we going to believe her i always thought it was really weird how like if if someone's like um on like oh ████ they're danger to themselves suicide right so then like they're like i'm a ████ off myself right and the cop just comes up they'll be like drop that and it's like you're just gonna kill the person that's trying to kill themselves yes stupid ████ so that was something like whenever whenever i was a correctional officer i worked uh i actually had a i stopped i prevented somebody from hanging them you say you were a correctionalist yes i was
5:58 i worked at i worked at a prison you know i was a ceo i was a ceo when i was 18 years old wow you were a ceo at 18. yes yes how did you even get them to listen to you bro yeah yo so all you need is a a high school diploma and then they pass the academy and you're they throw you into prisons in texas yeah how long was the academy for uh like six weeks and it's like one of those you have to live there or uh six weeks yeah that's a pretty robust training program i mean yeah that's all that's all it was yo um you know a lot of i mean a lot of uh you know what is it handbook paperwork assignments stuff with that and then there's the the like uh the pt stuff right but i mean even that kind of stuff they teach you like when an inmate goes like this and squares up to you do not fight or like do they teach you your strongest weapon is your pin
6:48 that's what they teach you no because you take their you take their id and you write them up that's what they teach when they have a knife to your ████ chest i'll write you up for this yeah the pen is mightier than the sword so the so the rule is with the with the what because you also have gas so it's the mace right so so that's so that's your great weapon right and so but uh if if an inmate is uh is in the process of uh attempting to hang themselves it's um our job to prevent that and gas them you know get them from yeah but if they're already hanging like imagine like if you if you you're dashing them while they're in the water it's like what you're saying which is just now yeah and so that was the moment like literally it was count time and we have to uh every every three hours we're counting the inmates and this inmate i'm
7:39 passing that counted them but i saw him like taking his sheets and you know doing this with them right and and i was like i just i saw that but i was like okay i'm just going and i was in my head about that like yo what's he doing he just likes that wrinkled look yeah yeah yeah he's about to go back he's like yeah he's just gonna he's just trying to pop his celery just trying to play with it rough housing but i'm but i'm in the i'm in the psych ward so they're they're in the they're these inmates are in their cells by themselves they're also they need pills because they're a little off in their head you know and so and so apparently you heard voices that's what you hear later later on about it but um he uh he was tying it to the top of the the bars or whatever and so whenever i got back to um like back from you know to go to my desk now he's like wrapping it around his neck oh my god and that's where i was
8:29 like yo lal hey hey hey and you're 18. yeah yeah yeah yeah and literally like i like a split decision like it was just like real quick because i was like we just i was just like taught this in the academy like what to like these examples that they were showing these videos and these inmates like we watched these videos of these people doing this stuff and so i'm literally watching exactly what i was just taught and i was like oh snap you're training kick yeah this is it yeah okay so and so i have to i have to like warn him before i guess them the other rule is you have to warn them because they can also sue this is the whole thing too inmates can sue cos and it's the whole thing and so i'm like hey man take that off your neck and and he's like he's like no he's all like it's it's you know adrenaline and everything's like i'm doing it and it's also i'm like take that off you're not my i'm about to guess you and and he's just like he's
9:19 like no and i just took it i remember like that was my first time even using my gas is it like a spray is it a spray yeah just so like a what if it was the wrong way you just hit your ████ eye yeah so i just remember like i like i i will like you're like oh ████ i feel bad for this [Laughter] i went like this because i was like i didn't know what it was gonna feel like i just sprayed it i was going like this i think he's also done this before because he had his little fan that he got from commissary and it was blowing towards me oh so he already he already set all this up oh no yeah to like get out of his cell and get some proper care to just kind of be get his yes this was all just to ████ with
10:10 me right whoa and so i'm doing this it's spraying back towards me of course i'm still getting on him but he's all just ████ like i'm choking up trouble chugging the inmates are trolling of course you choke him up you're about to be choking if you put this on you like they're just talking they were talking mad ████ yo yeah yo and then even when even like so whenever the sergeants come i'm like calling on the radio the sergeants come running out there they're they're bringing me they're like cleaning me off and stuff and like i'm looking we still have to do procedures before we get an inmate out of their cell we have to check their hands check their hair check their in the inside their gums strip search because they could they could have a weapon like they're just trying to like hit an inmate or hit a uh you know what i'm saying so this ████ is choking coughing all of a sudden he's like he's doing all this ████ you gotta check him while he's all that ████ bro strip
11:00 search too both of you guys are just ████ up yeah yeah yeah bro it was a whole ████ show when i brought him out um he's like cupped and like taking them to the the the nurses whatever but those inmates were just like damn damn boss you painted them boss you painted that boy balls he painted a pen yeah yeah but i remember that whole did you unload the whole cat on them that was even a thing too like so whenever you use a gas uh uh um whenever you use it you have to dispose it no matter if it's one use yeah it's one use and so uh the the the ceos they say like they are the lieutenants they're like you're gonna use it you might as well use all of it because we ain't gonna be able to use it just like waste it whatever man they want to go weigh it whenever they were going about our paperwork and all these things you know i pretty much just used whoa
11:51 you basically cool watered him that's the entire time i'm sitting here thinking like i went ████ ████ gas this whole thing yo i just use like a little bit oh my god like me too it must be strong a little bit more it must be stronger he was overreacting it was uh it was straight it must have been really strong in like an older like can cause you know you know you rarely use your mates so the things just sit there just ████ you know so i guess it'll just like age like wine or something yeah yeah i didn't use a lot but i remember that procedure like lieutenant like talking about like what exactly happened because the paperwork is so important and it was seen for senior year yeah yeah because he was just like did you say i'm take that off your neck or i'm gonna have to guess you like all this i'm like i said all of that you don't see it 18.
12:42 yeah you're so nice dude what a ████ first job huh [Music]
// end of tape