0:00 once he goes under your instinct should have been to just go listen to this this is a bad bad bad one very bad oh no don't laugh don't even laugh watch this whole video Nick Nick we're gonna keep my head don't laugh all right I'm just so tired son of a ████ so in Guyana there's a 15 year old girl that's being charged as an adult where's Guyana um Ghana it is in isn't it South America yes yeah it's like uh or Central nice South America okay okay let's go look on those Maps Georgetown is the capital oh very cool
0:51 um so she's it's a 15 year old girl she's being charged as an adult for the murder of 19 people oh ████ how do you think she accomplished this terrible 19 uh poison food motive what do you think was that right no okay she lured them in with both think of the how she did it and why sexual um promiscuity like that's what they thought they were going to be yeah and then it turns out 19 of them okay you guys are all gonna get pleasure close your eyes takes away all the throat I think she did the old like uh car parked on the side of the road trick and then opened the hood and
1:42 she's probably wearing like a mini skirt like this and this was trying to catch a pervert and then I need help and then when they go and help she ████ took the car battery oh okay hitchhiker okay that's you know what that's along the lines of of creativity it is that complex but here's the caveat she all 19 at the same time whoa at the same time same time dude they went to one of those blindfolded dinners and she was hosting it like a murder mystery oh I did yeah but you know I did that dark yeah it's oh yeah killed him while they're eating are they all she's John Wick similar demographic all 19. uh they're all um men yeah they're all old dudes they're all dudes yeah guys she's 15 years old yeah they're all within her same age range but in South America but it's a guy and girl yeah and maybe there is one boy that was like five
2:32 years old or something but I know what happened that doesn't that doesn't help she tried out for the synchronized swim team and she didn't get it so she went to go see them at the pool and then she threw the car battery in the pool this happens all the time it's very common and then there was a five-year-old that was swimming in there too it happens three thousand dollars related to White you said they were all they were all around the same age I ages 12 to 18 yeah oh is that a school it sounds like schooling what's School related yeah it sounds like some classmate ████ it's School related it's not a mass shooting is it part of Aquatics or not yeah we need to know if it's a quantity a lot of Aquatics if anything it's related to the opposite what's the opposite Inspire products she burned she burned them all
3:25 chemical burns so she was staying at a dormitory for the school she got her phone taken away it's always the phone angry about it that she burned down the dormitory and 19 people died oh my so how did she do it what kind of phone was it and then walk up and down the hallway and then light it and then lock the door to that Wing it's oh so the doors are locked from the inside to prevent girls from going to hang out with boys but that's dangerous that's smart yeah I mean guyana's got a different fire code I guess oh for sure whoa damn they didn't plan for a fire yeah it's at a secondary school and uh it doesn't say exactly how she like did it all but damn
4:15 yeah she's being tried and as an adult dude you're seeing if you kill 19 people I think you should dude you know what's effed up I think they allow phones in jail I think they just sneak them in with the booties so she really still got what she wanted she just got wanted her phone I think they sneak it in the booty hole you can get anything in there you think she's a good kid overall though probably I wonder how she burned it down though she was never a spanked that's an obvious yeah you think she she showed signs of being assigned see the GPA that's a good question though because how did she burn it down if she didn't have her phone she couldn't even Google how to do it yep and I I'm wondering like if she only meant to burn a trash can and then it turned into a massive fire and it was an accident or it was like Bart scenario where she intended on ████ burning the whole thing down Joe if you were a judge and she her intention was only to burn the trash can and she killed 19
5:06 people how would you punish her I wouldn't try her as adult yeah she would still go to jail let's give her 15 round houses I don't think she's a I don't think she's a psychopath if she was oh no that's my I'm raising my hand but if she if she really if I can prove that intent wise she was she's a psychopath and and she was ████ like that yeah then we need to keep her out of society you know yeah what's up Steve how was burned I would burn her trash can oh ████ should we put should we leave that in can we send her a trash can an eye for an eye do JK win if she's she's so they're um they're gonna figure out if she's guilty or not of this but if she is life in prison is the most they can do really it's 25 years right or is it actually no this is a different country yeah I don't know damn I don't know if
5:58 it is because here life just means 25 years yeah but I saw this sentencing in Florida that's why some people get like 10 life sentences oh yeah in Florida they go uh I saw this court case right and at the end he goes sir I'm giving you life in prison this is Florida life means life and then he went on to describing every day every month every year of your life you'll be in the same place and he was describing like a cold steel toilet that's kind of right he was like explaining every single detail of how his life will play out and he wasn't the only way you're gonna give freedom is when you finally die of old age in prison that sounds because in California a big old life in prison you go no no here and Parole and you burned down a dorm and you like killed 15 people and on top of that you ████ skin the
6:48 grandma alive and you only get a new iPhone upgrade every two years yeah oh and like no and the girls were like oh my God next day they release you they're like actually you know what you're good yeah in California they're like you're only skinned Grandma alive that's it well how old was the grandma yeah we'll let you go yeah it's not he patronize you I know they're like again you punched another grandma again that was a grandma Republican oh she was oh she's fine oh good yeah they managed to rescue 20 other students from the fire though luckily so it could have been way more does this ████ even know that she were those 19 heavy sleepers if you want your phone back why would you set fire to the building that has your phone in it yeah are you an idiot what are you ████ mean
7:38 there goes all your apps Psychopaths I think she's stupid what do you think she does on her phone what do you think her favorite apps are I think she plays a lot of Marvel snap Fruit Ninja card game she was like on the last level and they literally took it away right before she's just doing this on her phone ████ Bejeweled is sick here's a picture Candy Crush is fire oh my God so it's charred dude it's it's gone when I hear stories like this I'm like damn dude I don't really know if I have kids do I want to send them off to school well not in Guyana where the fire code allows for like do you have those feelings about taika like all right like he's in he's away from you guys with a bunch of ████ morons classmates and administration and
8:29 teachers and then you're just leaving him there well stats show stats show um home life is 70 of the influence so like if your home life is good you can grow up in the hood of stuff hoods and your kid will be successful yeah but the whole life yeah but 30 but the whole life but if you if you go to Beverly Hills High School I don't know just some stereotypical really good school and your home life is not good chances are they're gonna be ████ so home life is way more important than the school but home life doesn't protect them from a ████ door that locks from the outside I freak freak accidents like if you really understand statistics that's 30 scariest but yeah that's true yeah that's true so that has nothing to do with yeah it's what you did yes idiot policy that's what I'm saying is like how do you protect your kids from they could be doing everything right but the ████ system is idiotic so it's like
9:19 but that's also like your kid being in the car with you on the freeway in an airplane yeah like Albertsons it's like not my kid that's all I have to say that yeah it's not a good point yeah well at least we die together yeah you know what I mean yeah that's true or maybe we can be an accident and I'll just die and they won't but still I guess this is just weird I think with my Tendencies I'd probably kill my kid before I almost drowned Tycoon before I even turned two what do you mean said this clip Geo so you went to hey 100 times we went to um have you guys been to sharks Cove in the OC yeah it's dope it's dope right it's like a little u-shaped horse feels like a little Hawaii there yeah and it's like horseshoe little thing so it's a Cove so there's zero waves that's why people
10:09 love bringing their kids there because there's zero away it's just calm right and then I go there with taika he's not even two years old yeah he's maybe like one or one and a half he has a little life vest on so we're just in the water just having a good old time and then you know like slowly I let him float around he's bouncing around having a good old time and literally just one second where I like look away for something a wave forms in a place that has no waves yeah the wave the ocean has waves and it turned into ████ a three four foot wave comes out of nowhere knocks them away from me so my hand's not on the life vest anymore knocks them out of my hand and I see uh upside down baby him just disappear oh ████ I'm like oh ████ so I jumped this jump over here but I'm actually more scared of Geo than anything so I'm like I need to get this
10:59 ████ no matter what and then I see his ████ back the back of his life oh ████ come back up like this and then I'm like oh my God I grab them I pick him out of the water and you see his eyes go like I've only been on this Earth for a year and I don't know what the ████ just happened and I'm like oh my God oh my God and then he starts crying I'm like oh I felt so bad that like how do we how do waves form in a waveless beach and then I almost drowned his ass I felt so bad and I'm like this is it'll probably die in my hands not to criticize the beach no you oh but you have some ice cream once he goes under your instinct should have been to just go [Laughter]
11:50 damn you [Music] foreign [Music]
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