0:00 [Music] so this is based on a popular list on reddit they believe that these are the movies that should never ever ever be remade leave it exactly the way it is we're going to go through it and see if we agree or disagree let's do it number one raiders of the lost ark never seen it moving on leave it if chris hasn't seen it do you know who tom selleck is no okay i'm sorry i don't watch a lot of things honestly i don't know the original magnum pi okay but their new magnum pi has um a latin guy i think jay hernandez was afraid last name anyway anyhow i think she heard it but tom selleck was offered the role of
0:50 raiders of the lost ark oh yeah he turned it down why turn it down so you're saying we should have a modern one of with him as exactly just really old that's an old man there's an old man though he's great i don't i can't picture tom selleck no it's it's bizarre it's gotta be someone else paris before it's fired so they you guys who are fans of raiders leave it alone leave it alone i i didn't even watch it when it came out like it was one of those movies that i heard was a classic so i rewatched it when i was an adult but me watching it as an adult and then like kind of being immersed in that world i was like dude this thing's perfect i don't even want to see it modernized or anything it's a great adventure movie but you know if they remake it i i hate one thing i hate about remakes is it's like oh we can't put the white person in there again we gotta put it right right right it's gotta be a transgender asian man yeah yeah yeah there's no transgender asian adventurers though
1:42 you need to expand that's because they don't have representation you're wrong why are you right you're right you're right that's the problem man white people say right all right here's one here's what i i definitely 100 agree with shawshank redemption oh yeah oh not touch that movie i've never make it shorter [Laughter] let's get to the point if you think about it if it was shorter that that whole scene when he's like out free won't be as impactful make that longer you made me wait two hours for him to do this dude you know if they did a party see what life is outside is that like titanic too yeah yeah yeah in mexico mexico yeah kind of like star wars you know it's like how did he get there oh yeah a prequel and then you find out he
2:32 actually did murder his wife you're like damn this guy's a dick this guy's a piece of ████ all right gladiator oh gladiator was sick i think i think you could remake that one oh i think you could i think you could make it good nick cannon is this still said in rome yeah it has to be instead of fighting they just like do raps and like wild now he goes up to the lion's drums and he goes are you not in her pain he was in the remake of can't buy me love like why would you remake can't buy me love number one but he was the remake of that i've only seen the original so he should just you know how um oh god i really i feel bad that i forgot his name chadwick bozeman you know for a while he was only doing um biopics biopic movies
3:23 he played like real life characters yeah for a while and then he got black panther maybe nick cannon could be like the remake guy like hey we instilled nick cannon's tatted like he's wearing a turban yeah with the american accent yeah no you're not y'all okay you guys watch bridgerton on netflix bridgeton so shauna rhymes created grey's anatomy and she did bridgerton well bridgerton is set in like the victorian era but everyone's it's multi-ethnic oh that broke that whole thing out and not everyone has accents in there there's asians in there i don't know if i like that the queen is black so is it a period piece yes it's a victorian era victoria times so nick can could full well be in rome as a tatted
4:15 black man from san diego drums and gladiators why does he have to be this drumline character oh yeah that'd be awesome that's his best character yeah is it not his best it drumline is is a great film who who directed gladiator i forgot it's it's uh the really scott oh dude imagine remember that opening scene when he goes uh uh he was when he when he does this i'm not late never late yeah no when uh russell crowe goes you know unleash hell dude nick cannon with this dress dude i'm in bro dude i'm telling you guys man i do think they can remake it because it doesn't have like this i think it's a really good movie yeah um but i don't think that ingredients are like irreplaceable yeah yeah yeah you know what i mean that's what i think you
5:05 can see gal gadot cause she looked kind of like a gladiator in wonder woman you know yeah put her as the main character and it will be also helping the world crowd because they want to see empowering like women's health a lion come out and just rip her armor off yeah all their titties pop out yeah but she's still getting down like yeah because it's not even about that it's not about that it's not about that no so the perverts are like oh well forever titties it's it's like she don't even need armor yeah yeah that's all that's the deep mess that's the deep neck she don't even need armor okay i didn't even need to recast her sidekick digimon hanzo could just still play the same dude and he played in the
5:55 original gladiator that's true here here's one that i call it vibrator instead of wow sorry come on let's spit balling there's a writer this is what the studios do man yeah that just sounds like a parody porno yeah you put on the board how about this this one i know is not gonna get remade anyway because the people who created it vowed to never allow that back to the future oh thank god you can't no but if they did nick cannon as not martin no no no not martin mcfly he's oh doc he goes it only goes 88 beats per minute dude but nick and eddie murphy and nunny professor he could play dog oh yeah and
6:45 marty dude next yeah sorry i picked the easiest one sure steven spielberg uh robert zemeckis steve spielberg yeah was i think uppercase uh producer yeah i don't know if any of his movies you can remake in my opinion schindler's list didn't they do jurassic park we could redo that is that is that not spielberg jurassic park was that james cameron no i think it was no i don't know it may have been his company because like his movies have a certain feel that i don't unless he's attached to it i don't know if they can remake and get the same feeling anything with graphics and cgi can definitely be
7:35 remade because it's like it's back in the 90s you're doing that remaster that ████ we're just replacing the actors that's what we're really talking about with nick [Applause] don't do that for this one oh yeah godfather i could see nick he could be fredo yeah yeah italian girl cannon could be like hey man you owe me one you owe me one hey make him an offer he can't refuse that's kind of hard that was great right there man you have to work for him bro all right well you did which character is he the marlin brando one he's all of them again i think he can give me michael though he's a professor style what can he do man yeah man dude yeah mariah carey you know here's one that they're really passionate about not touching terminator one and two
8:25 nick kennedy his name is nick cannon he will have i see it he could just be nick cannon the cannon is nick cannon i could kill you i could hear him say hasta la vista i see him [Laughter] oh i'll be back but you know what i love those when they when they remake these white movies they cast minorities why don't we remake a minority movie and cast white people yeah we're like fruitvale station yeah so we white face ourselves yeah like dude i entered the dragon yeah like with the white dude or like remember owen wilson yeah four don't hit back
9:27 like what's a classic black movie uh boys another boys in the hood with white people all white castle same script same everything yeah dude laurence fishburn could be played by ron perlman oh that actually would be good that actually works so if you took it seriously that would be good he's explaining gentrification wait no you gotta do the opposite man there's too many black people moving in here we gotta move consider ricky's like billy skyler no it's a slingshot who replaces ice cube at boys of the hood oh ████ logical logic jeff hardy bro logical logic another rapper and he uh oh oh oh oh post below yeah post
10:17 okay he's below chill though i don't think i'd believe it [Laughter] white man can't jump yeah yeah really yeah yeah so so do so we'll do white van can't jump but then the white guy actually can jump and the black guy can't die exactly so it's called black guy can't dunk yeah oh black guy can't die that's actually a real movie legit movie there's that classic scene and not a lot of people remember but it was in the movie that barry gory is the last dragon where a leroy is a black guy but he he's asian asian and then there's chinese guys they were the best boys but they they talked black yeah there's a great scene where they're playing dice yeah that's that's what little joe yeah like it would be like uh white men uh ken jones can jump black guy can't dunk yeah yeah that's fire how do you feel about this one my cousin vinnie you got to leave that bro that when
11:07 you're leaving you got to leave it nick cannon and godfather you're leaving this alone bro you can't because like ████ what's the name uh marissa tomei too ████ good was it joe pesci bro who's gonna replace joe pesci nick cannon danny devito he could be one of them daddy devito plays joe pesci oh that'd be fire the rock oh the rock is as the judge i know as a judge what do you what do you mean yeah you're gonna get the philly straight up you throw the rock in there how about casino who's gonna play robert de niro's character the rock diesel all right here's here's the last one home alone oh no they already tried they tried to do four this is working we make the
11:57 actual like original and like but if you replace it that's just our childhood dude home alone like ████ if you're a minority you're just watching tv eating sandwiches actually one of the main motivating factors behind doing remakes is you're you're giving it to a new audience yeah do you think home alone even needs that because you could still be a kid today and watch that movie all those movies are timeless except i'm surprised germline's on that list yeah that's my question with the remakes though did all the dvds get lost exactly you don't have access to them anymore like i don't understand like why they just can't hit play i feel like they play these movies on tv pretty frequently you know yeah i don't know if kids are watching tv these days but these are this is seasonal it's christmas so they're gonna every christmas they're getting right yeah yeah like that home alone christmas story yeah white christmas grinch yeah they always play them every you know
12:47 it's like hey why don't they make remake rudolph you know nobody want to see that ████ anymore i want to see nick cannon as rudolph yeah and then with his hooves playing a drone do you think anybody else could play the grinch other than jim carrey oh oh oh yeah johnny depp oh yeah that's right he's just drunk all the time right now after this nick cannon brainstorm i didn't realize how wide his range was you're really good as an actor man no it's not nick cannon's range it's his drumline characters that guy could go anywhere and how confident he was in that he couldn't read music bro he couldn't read music and he's still ████ through
13:39 he put when he finessed to go to the front he could have he couldn't play and walk him bro so the way he did it was like could you imagine him in the godfather hey don don what do we do i don't know man i don't know but i got this way to the front think about this all done well done [Music]
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