0:00 I think I would try three titties before two titties in a dick. >> Yeah, but are there actual three titties out there? >> Bet you can. >> But I mean, okay, so let's say you go there, right? Then you get bored of that. Then what's next? >> There's a whole long list. >> These are four titties. >> Three titties, three butt cheeks. >> You know, three butt cheeks only exists with two but holes, right? >> Yeah. What's between the cheeks? >> I'm not the scientist. I'm just the horn dog in the scenario. So you guys probably heard for many many moons that Char there's a lot of rumors about Charlie Sheen being like doing gay stuff. >> No, really? >> You don't remember that? >> It was like rumored at >> I heard he was like a does those cracked out escapades and he's just ████ whatever's in his path. Could be a lady, could be a guy.
0:50 >> So that's basically >> that's not gay. That's just badass. >> You got to be gay, too. It's part of it. And no one said gay is a bad thing the way you said it. >> Yeah. You said it like it's a majority of like it's very bad. >> Don't do that, Joe. Don't be saying things like that. We're open here. >> I'm coming out in 2026. >> So, apparently, so he he's doing he's doing a book tour right now. So, he's talking to everybody and they were asking him like, >> you know, about his book. And in his book, he details that, you know, when he was using crack, that's when his sexual experiences with men started. >> He's actually saying >> crack made him gay. >> He's saying that, yeah, he was doing stuff hella stuff with guys. That's what he said. >> Do you think it's like one of those really dark things where it's like, you know, when you're like you need it so that to get it, you do weird stuff? >> I don't think that Charlie Sheen needed that cuz he was making like dunk in check. >> He was like million or two million per episode.
1:40 >> But you're on crack. >> Yeah, but crack's cheap. >> I think I think the crack or whatever the ████ he was taking fried his brains. >> So he started looking at male booty and going, "Ooh." >> And then so slowly you go like, "Oh, I'll ████ a little this." It's like, you know, sometimes you you like steak, but then you'll have a full vegetarian day for no reason. I think it's like that. >> That's true. Cuz I like chicken, but one day I'm like, I want chicken heart. >> Yeah, I think that's what was going through his mind. >> So, >> it made sense over here. So, yeah. So, he was basically saying that um >> Wow. >> They they were talking to him about it. He says that that's where it was born or sparked like with crack cocaine and whatever chunks of time that I had off the pipe uh trying to navigate that trying to come to terms with it. Where did that come from? Why did it happen? And then just finally being like about
2:30 the rumors. So what? Some of it was weird. A lot of it was ████ fun. And life goes on. >> That's true. But >> but did he do some weird ████ >> He was They caught him on video one time. They thought it looked like he was blowing a guy and that's basically probably what was actually going on now. >> They caught him on video. >> Yeah, it was like a It was an older video, but yeah, it happened a couple years ago. >> They caught him on video where like where would someone >> I think he was in a car. >> Oh, >> how would you guys justify if you were Charlie Sheen? How would you How would you justify you going on a sex capade? >> If that's what I wanted to do, I wouldn't feel weird about it. >> I never been so horny where like I wanted to ████ a guy. >> Never. You never been that horny? that. >> Okay. So, if I was if I was to try and be a Charlie Sheen in that moment because very
3:20 >> it's very easy for me cuz I always want to ████ guys, right? >> Cuz this is also coming from the guy that's known to ████ the baddest ████ >> That's what I'm saying. >> So, it's diff that's why it's like >> that's what I'm saying though. >> You go from >> No, no. It's because you can't go farther. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's That's what it is. Yeah. Yeah. >> Either guy or elk. Uncharted waters. It's Yeah. Cuz like peons and peasants like us, there's always just a fantasy that we could always just at least sit there and we're like, we'll never have that, so we'll settle for our wives. >> Yeah, true. >> Versus if you have everything at your disposal at any moment and you've gone farther than you anybody else you know in your circle, you're just kind of like, >> what else is there? >> Let me get that guy that's wearing cologne. >> It's like almost a lot of wealthy people go through that, don't they? >> Yeah. when there's nothing. >> I would assume though, which which is why fetishes get born because you can
4:11 also pay for like things that just happen and then one thing leads to another. Next thing you know, you're in a porter potty thing in Dubai. >> Yep. I have factual evidence. >> Okay. Yep. So, >> it better be you doing it. >> No, I know a special banker that works with very wealthy people. And he was asked, "Bro, I'm not gay, but do you know how to find girl with pee pee?" >> And he goes, "Me?" He goes, "Yeah, because he's Asian." >> Cuz you look like girl with pee. >> You know, lady boy. And then he was like, "What?" He goes, "I'm not gay, but I have the most beautiful women. So many beautiful women that sometimes I want to try new things." And then he was like, "Oh ████ Well, let me try to help you
5:02 out." Cuz he's going to, you know, if he finds someone, he could get a little bit of money. You know, I think I would try three titties before two titties and a dick. >> I think I would. >> I think I would, too. >> Right. >> Where on the scale are those two things? >> Like that movie, the alien movie. U titties. You're so used to it. You had the finest titties and ass you've ever seen, right? >> Supermodel, >> Scandinavian supermodel. Then you're like, "Ah, this is ████ boring. I need to ████ spike it up." >> Yeah, but are there actual three titties out there? >> Bet you can. >> But I mean, okay, so let's say you go there, right? Then you get bored of that. Then what's next? >> I'd rather do a whole long list. >> It's going to take a long time. I >> four titties. >> Three titties, three butt cheeks. I have so much way to go before I introduce.
5:52 >> You know, three butt cheeks only exists with two but holes, right? >> Yeah. What's between the cheeks? I'm not the scientist. I'm just the horn dog in the scenario. Yeah. >> It's gonna take a lot before I am down with the >> Yeah, but the more you resist it, the more it's going to make you horny. That's the thing. Because it's more forbidden. >> But I think it's just cuz we're not horny enough. >> Yeah. >> Cuz like Bart was saying, it's like I've never been that horny where I'm like, I got to catch some dick. >> Bart's not horny enough. >> I think you're just not horny for a wide enough spectrum of things. >> No, no, no. We're just not horny enough. >> But then do you think it's like >> you got to be so horny to want to ████ a guy? Like they all guys always existed, right? So it's not like they had to resist them. >> Guys always exist. >> Always were around good-looking men. They always been there. What happened where one day he goes, "Actually, I want to suck his dick." >> So apparently it was called crack. >> Yeah, he did say that straight up. >> Yeah, but then like you you you I've
6:44 smoke crack, but I don't smoke crack. And I go >> eyes up here, buddy. Isaac because you'd have to still like we were saying, you got to you got to reach the full spectrum of having satiated every possible desire and then smoke crack. >> Maybe I never been around fine enough dudes. >> If I saw what Charlie Sheen saw, maybe I'd be like, "Oh ████ now I'm horny now." >> But like, let's say you go through all the hottest girls, right? Your friends have your guy friendss have always been there. What happens? Yeah. after crack >> that you turn around to all your guys >> after crack >> that you turn around to your guy friends and go I'll suck you off now you >> I never felt it before >> well here's here's other >> but now >> it's not even just an overabundance of options and the finest uh of all time
7:34 type stuff >> I think there's and not just experimental I think there's also like if you're with like the hottest ████ all the time >> you're probably level of like security with yourself is in a whole other level. >> You know what I mean? Like like so you you're not questioning like >> man if I suck dick does that mean >> make me gay? Yeah. >> Yeah. >> You're probably just so far Yeah. You have that's not even a thing. You're just more like that's a different flesh. >> Also he was in that in that period he was in the mode where he didn't care what the media thought either. Right. Wasn't he like getting like written about daily during this period? >> Yeah. He didn't give a ████ That's the the whole tiger blood whatever. Tiger Blood era. Yeah, exactly. >> Yeah. All the winning stuff. >> I think his planet's just aligned, man. >> Crack. >> Yeah. >> But if you guys see some hard ass dick, you don't like a porn or something, you
8:25 don't go, "Let me grab that and put it in my mouth." You go, "Oh, man. Yeah, that's cool. I'm watching sex." But you're looking at the girl and pretending to be the guy, >> bro. He was he was married to a porn star. I think he married two porn stars at the same time. >> Really? >> Yeah, dude. >> Wait, who? What? Her name is Bri Olsen. >> Really? >> Mhm. >> She was married. >> Look it up. Look it up. Research. Research. >> Oh ████ This will be interesting. >> Is that your ex? >> What? >> Isn't your ex named Brie Olson? >> Brie Olsen? No. Dude, I wish >> you one of the Olsson twins. >> Oh my god. One of the Olsen twins is a porn star that married Charlie Sheen. >> I ████ some twins before I ████ a dude. >> Yep. >> So twin dudes. >> So many more spectrum. There's so many spectrums. He's a twin dude. >> Your spectrum before you get to a penis. >> She's HIV positive.
9:16 >> Yes. She She says he gave her HIV positive. >> Oh man, that's cuz he ████ everything. >> Did that end up being true? >> I think so. Yeah. >> She's a porn star. >> Mhm. >> I never seen her. >> You should probably seen her butthole. >> Maybe that's her like real name. >> Oh, I don't know. >> I don't think that's her real name, dude. I'm going to guess it's not her real name. >> I could understand where you're getting at. I feel like once you get to like god or king complex >> and you're like like let's say you're just you're so one you're already ████ all the hottest ████ in the world >> and then also then you're desensitized with ████ with a posi cuz you're rolling with the posi once you're at that level you have your PR person whatever your barber was rolling with you >> so now you have you're down to ████ with people in the room >> you're going home to that every day >> and then boring I want to ████ my barber
10:06 now >> and all your fantasies have been fulfilled like like if You want three sons, foursomes, orgies, this, that, drugs, everything. You've done every version of everything. >> And I could see if you're like, you know how it's always fun to do things with other people? Like if you eat yummy food, it's better if you share it with someone. He's like, I'm the only one coming by myself all the time. He goes, "Yo, Jackson, I'mma jack you off while I get jacked off and then we'll ████ >> then we'll ████ come at the same time." And then he's probably like and he's like, "Oh, ████ yeah. That was sick. Let's do that." >> Maybe it like really just like one inch at a time edges over. Maybe it's not even I'm gonna jack you up. Maybe that's too gay too fast. But maybe it's like, you know, he's just banging his porn star girlfriend, right? And he wants to just turn it up a little. So he's like, "Hey, put your dick in her mouth." And he's still focused on her, but now
10:57 there's just another dick in play. >> Yeah. And eventually goes, "Get out of the way." And then he goes, "I'll do it." >> He chucks the girl away. She's not sucking good enough for him. >> Not good enough. He wants to He wants her to do it. He's >> doing it right. >> Yeah. It's a two-step thing. That's >> on a sword fight and they go like this. Ding ding ding ding ding. >> The journey to get there must have been crazy. >> Yeah. >> But then if he's also ████ five times a day, that's like five inches a day. >> That's like improving or progressing >> and the next day he's already sucking dick. But it's like there was a process. >> Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. >> So it started with group sex. >> No, it started with crack. >> Oh yeah. But then like crack got him to do all this stuff. That's crazy. I see. I see. >> Cuz he might be sucking dick and then technically he might not even be gay >> cuz it might not It might not even be dudes that turn them on. >> Yeah. Which is not a bad thing like the way you're saying. >> No, I did say I said it's a good thing. >> Yeah, it's a good thing.
11:47 >> It's called men that have sex with men >> but not gay. >> They're straight. >> I got news for you, brother. >> Can you Can you imagine waking up with this one day and then you're just like gh >> I want a dick. >> I'm chilling, dude. He's all she's looking at the tiger. >> Yeah, >> they were married. >> That's nice. >> Yeah. What a what a wholesome article.
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