0:00 I don't blame women for doing that at all I don't either it's I think it's like ████ yeah you shouldn't condition because I was gonna Rob her so she ████ [Music] and welcome back to another what will be for sure a legendary episode of the careful boys and today we have Colleen here which means we need to use this opportunity to just ask a woman's stuff just talk to a lady we get to talk to a girl we're gonna talk to a girl today I'm we're all nervous dude don't be nervous don't be shy dude you got questions Nick go ahead I don't have any questions Nick you got to start off you really wanted to talk to a girl today yeah you know so we love when there's every girl's face when a guy starts off that way
0:50 uh in the room we just don't know how to talk to ladies in the room because we don't see them all the time you know I have a question mark has a question oh my God take it away you know in the movies in the movies the the dudes they're always able to like they meet a girl like oh ████ and then there's like that just that initial reaction somehow people can get someone else's number has that ever happened to you before where it's not through a mutual friend or multiple occurrences it's like the movies like at a bar pick up line has it ever happened um giggling like that guys carrying too much stuff yeah yeah oh no
1:40 oh god oh let me get oh let me give you my number yeah what the ████ oh whoa hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hello how are you my name's Steve right I just feel like the the instinctive thing to do there would be to give you my number has that ever happened to do I knew it yeah has anyone ever like cold called and then gotten your number what do you mean cold call they don't have my number yet stupid he's talking about scammers like do scammers do scammers hey uh you have an unpaid electric bill you got to send me money you're like hi I think we should actually meet for a date it's like but you sound nice forget this forget my job let's just go let's run off together all right let me give you my number
2:30 but you can feel it coming right like most girls can feel that yeah it happens at the gym oh okay and you've never given it out do you give ████ wrong numbers um no I'll give them like my Instagram oh that's nice okay and then when you give them your Instagram is that more of like a Pity thing like I don't want to deal with it or is it like we'll see where this goes I have no expectations so like if they want it I'll give it to them but to be honest I don't think about it unless I'm attracted to them do they have to earn it though do they got to do something like make you laugh yeah they gotta do like three reps of 325. but they gotta yell too right they gotta be like they have to scream give me your number the last rep yeah it's on the last rep and if they fail oh you're right or if they hit a PR then it's like all right cool if they drop the bar like on the ground does your ████ just flood out
3:21 usually I ████ knew it yeah dude girls love that ████ so so if you are attracted to them do you go past your hygiene give them your number it depends on what they ask for they gotta make the move they gotta make the move huh that's what it is well if they're the one initiating it they're already making the move that's true what if they just say hey how can I reach you and you really like them like they're ████ cool that I'd be like are you dumb what do you mean how can you reach me we're talking right now you're mean to every dude you your neck guy no one has a chance I know I'm talking to you right now but how can I reach you I gotta reach your heart you ever give somebody your LinkedIn and say your Instagram [Laughter] actually I'm on LinkedIn oh Myspace as as a spokeswoman for all
4:13 women out there for all women in your opinion who are the five hottest celebrities right now top five top five out of two but only say two and why um I'm already from Power oh wait who's that the show Power Omarion Omarion Omarion what's the actor's name uh Omari adeleke oh yeah okay yeah Amari Hardway he's the one with the bro I will show a photo give me one second can you name the other top five out of two five out of two yes um oh wait why though you didn't oh yeah because I'm tricks because he's ████ crazy or whatever also Dion Cole Dion Cole Dion Cole yeah the comedian's ████ hilarious hilarious he's so
5:03 ████ funny dude he's he's on he was on blackish as a character and he's the red so he's the red red spice Old Spice he's the Old Spice guy oh he's ████ hilarious I need to watch more ████ I don't know and that's my five out of two dude Dion Cole's really funny oh so I see that base off of both of these individuals it seems like you happen to have a thing for actors facial hair for facial hair for facial hair yeah I don't know why the ████ smallest photos keep on pulling up yeah cool is really funny he is really cool I can see that like yeah it's a good look he's like he's right for Conan too bro yeah he did yeah he was a writer yeah the stand-up's good too in your opinion as well what about females top five out of two female uh Margot Robbie and um that's just a fire that's just the facts
5:54 Kathy Bates Kathy Bates um Cheryl soups I'll name them for you yeah yeah I know Ryan's got Ryan's got some good choices over there he took my five out of two yeah yeah yeah she got no more left none Meryl Streep oh actually on Meryl Streep you're the first chick who doesn't like Aquaman every chick I talked about that's like the given that's the is it hacky now does that look very it's he's so hot that it's hacky well she's saying it's given he's already built into the foundation everybody knows okay he's attractive but for me there's more things that go into attractiveness like take Dion Cole for an example like the fact that he's actually funny and he writes for Conan just that got it there
6:44 it is that's all I need what about Conan then the guy he writes for you is he hot what about his monologue oh yeah it's Conan yeah it's a given it's a given it's baked in the foundation you can clearly see my pattern yeah so yeah Dion Cole Cody O'Brien I love funny guys there it is go pick it up when I'm putting down up there too out of the places that chicks frequent which one is the place where if someone wanted to pick up on a chick is the most successful that's the higher chance okay yeah setting at the spot so it's jamming or I don't know wherever you get your coffee or gas station like the typical a terrible I guess what feels the least creepy yeah [Music] uh some sort of environment that we're
7:36 what that act is so like a gym at the gym probably probably because then you're like great you you also take care of your body so that's that's a good foundation but what if he's using the thighs thing and he's hogging in all the girls are waiting for him and he's like when I'm finished and his name is Conan it's recorded yeah and he writes for Conan in other places work how about work stuff yeah do you have a rule about that do you not like fraternize with like people that are like a ████ great steps on set yeah that's a difference yeah okay what if you have a banging little Teamster and he's like offset banging little Teamster immediately I was like turned off when you said that oh you're and then you're like yo you're a union that's crazy you know yo you sag dog you said what's
8:26 up but that's different because your mind's not even on that ████ when you're on the job huh yeah and I think um Murphy's like a yoked line producer he's like Jack yeah he's like absolutely Jack and he's showing you videos of him benching 325 his neck muscles have neck muscles he's in PR every day or when the ████ guy does a slate it breaks every time ████ mom he can't even move no he can't move his head yes [Laughter] he has too much muscles going on it's like the idea of guys trying to show off because she's there and the ████ boom mic guy puts weights on the end and he's like yeah I've got it he's doing it hey why did you always be there the boom my guy is yeah he's always there that's who he thinks deserves a shot oh yeah you gotta give the boom my guy I imagine boom my guys will always be super buff yeah dude have you ever uh I don't know what do you think about meeting someone
9:17 in an uberpool already share it you're a great a rich guy yeah of course a rich guy asked that yeah keep your privilege at the door sir he's all you share the helicopter it's like public transportation oh the private jet you mean when you share on the private jet that's what this guy's talking about Bart's like they still do take buses why why do they do that just jet sweet X around like me I'm Mark Quan how did you win your last dude like meet initially through the industry oh [Music] [Applause] I ████ where I eat I ████ where I work hey hey in my defense it was a different
10:07 industry still entertainment but different industry oh adult entertainment that's right that's right what's the uh most interesting or surprising place you met someone like it caught you off guard like oh I never thought I'd meet someone here meet somebody like somebody that like it turned into something yeah yeah like I should have turned into something surprising place I don't know they're all pretty generic to be expected it's not like I was like swimming in the ocean and like he was two and we're like hey what was what was the that's kind of romantic how come you don't have more stories like that Colleen all right I'll make one up it's just kind of like what the ████ what what is generic though what's like what's yeah what's a generic spot uberpool like you go to work you go to the gym
10:57 you go to a restaurant like these are things that we all do right I don't go to the gym the gym is not on yeah you watch it I'm not gonna go even though somebody said not somebody a woman that you really enjoyed like Martha Stewart you can't change me ████ I said I'll give you my number if you go to the gym you can't change I got numbers I got a whole ████ phone in numbers I got numbers and numbers what about a Margot Robbie what about a Margot do you guys that coin market cap yeah do you guys even remember the last time that you like got a number do you even remember that's like so ████ long ago do you think people approach people in person more these days or is it strictly online like online dating and apps and all that
11:47 stuff like social media online do you think we've gone into a stage of society where people are uh more inclined to meet people online than they are in person I think so I feel like you one you a lot of interaction happens there right you're commenting on people's Pages whether it's platonic or romantic whatever just having a good time online and then I think it gives people the comfort of like getting to know someone from afar with a boundary yeah because some people might feel like really anxious or I don't want to meet someone in person and there's all this pressure versus I can go oh I can see what the hell kind of person Nick is from my ████ little stalker like spy perspective which is also kind of weird at the same time but you can get more into the intimate while being further away if that makes sense that's true I have I have heard from like a lot of guys climate wise that it's it's less uh
12:37 like really eligible good dudes tend to not cold talk women for Fears of like it being creepy or that they'll get complaints so they're just more like standoffish like in in real life in real life in real life Boulders they're afraid of of making somebody uncomfortable even though they're interested don't you think that's a little sad that we've gone to a place where men think that just having a conversation with a woman will equal creepiness I think it's sad I think that's extremely sad that we've lost ability to have any kind of conversation when I'm walking like in my neighborhood and ████ if there's like a woman like around while I'm walking I even just feel weird there because like I can feel like she maybe feels threatened or something because there's just two of you like that yeah because just like both of us and like say I'm walking I have the longest ride and she's like tiny and like came up around her you're also wearing a woo necklace that's Iced
13:27 Out in a giant tiger neon she's walking by like that guy's Rich I'm dripping all over I'm blinking heart no question I'm styling I'm profiling but yeah I try to make sure that she knows that like I'm cool yeah so I like I yeah so what do you how do you walk if you're gonna be cool yeah well I'm already walking pretty cool you know not non-threatening hello there that's what we need is a we need a non-threatening male pageant yeah even if you're uh in the same Community you feel that too of course because they don't we don't all know each other like especially like in my community it's it's like a bunch of communities in one area but you guys know that like you guys live there I assume they think I live there this lady got scared by me the other day I was walking you're a scary looking dude why am I though like a five two I was walking in my car and I
14:20 was just standing behind this this lady and then she kept looking over her shoulder and just like walking fast and I was like dude I'm just walking on my car I don't blame women for doing that at all I don't either it's I think it's like ████ yeah you shouldn't condition because I was gonna Rob her so she ████ sucks at that I was gonna steal her purse it sucks at that scenario and then I did and I did I stole from her and it was like I wish there was a way like that she knew like I'm cool I'm a married guy just trying to walk around I'm like I'm a cool guy but he just walks around like this the whole time yeah I do think it's dependent on my community though like like Bart was even alluding to you it's like if you uh come in come from a community or area where the neighborhood like knows each other then there's like your guard's a little bit more down right but I can imagine in La it's like everyone's guard should be up all the ████ time out here yeah for sure period you know and that probably is similar to even like the has he gone to
15:11 a society where like everybody's more comfortable with like digital dating versus whatever I also think we're in like a super dense like Melting Pot like Los Angeles area where yeah I think digital dating makes more sense you do need to uh be the anti-creeper and you need to like to vet you know like right into that pocket right away because everybody's guards up here especially as a lady you got a vet way more no but I could imagine like a much more rural area or region or even like just being a foreigner or something like that you know because it's weird in weird way like all almost foreigners to this place but imagine being into you know in another country where almost all the inhabitants are like one nation I bet you they're guards in a completely different place or the way they approach it is different versus just like online dating or not you know what I mean yeah but I think La ████ ████ no guards up like you have to you have to stalk and vet everyone out to like the umpteenth
16:02 degree you have to look up then how do you get to know someone or how do you like get to like I think I think the vetting goes like at that stalker level and then that's kind of like step one that's like back in the day we used to maybe just say hi yeah but now it's like you have to fully stock somebody's entire resume and then if they're good then you can try to say hi okay so here's a real life situation like let's say this dude is literally like the coolest dude he's awesome he's wholesome but he doesn't have the skill set of Crossing that border yet versus a lot of the scumbags at the bar because they're so they have so many reps in um they're actually a scumbag but they're really good at Crossing people's uh like their walls like how do how does the good guy who wants to be able to get to and talk to people even not just chicks but just get to be friends with people in general since everyone's walls are up how does he go past people's walls so they can just
16:53 connect us people that just sounds like life dude yeah I think I think we talked about that before about putting yourself in situations that you're interested in the same topics that the other people are or you're doing the same activity that you're interested in that other people are so it it engages a conversation that's already natural yeah like what if I was like hey uh I actually really like chick movies like I loved it and then I was like Hey like I actually really like um tiger jumpsuits I happen to have a couple yeah I have a couple it's it's really like it sucks at like um a big hack for a lot of that is just being really good looking oh yeah just be good looking it's I mean that sucks it sucks because it's like it's like for like I was watching some interview where they
17:44 were interviewing women about like oh do you think it's creepy when like guys come up and talk to you and do that and they're all like yeah that's so creepy and they're like what if it's this guy and then they're like oh that's different it's like what you were talking about him [Laughter] but but also guys are the same way like it's we we treat women the exact same way if like some we're getting cold talked to by some girl we don't think is attractive it's like all right ████ hurry up get on with it but it's also less threatening that's all the less threat exactly yeah it is there's like something kind of some weird thing that's attached to that like oh this person's good looking so they're probably less of a threat they're probably more of a pleasure there's like all this ████ that's attached so what would be your advice to people who are speaking to Attractive people like how do you get over that I guess anxiety or that perception that this person has more value than I do nobody's better
18:34 than you ever yeah who comes after everyone's butt too bro yeah that's it that girl that you think is done we all came out of the same Canal at the end of the day brother she gets diarrhea too that's what I think that's how I talked about that's how I met my lady I was like hey she poops out of her butt too man I mean it it definitely sucks because like there's times where I felt like um like because when I used to be super into cars like massively into cars this uh usually it'd be really easy for me to meet another girl that had a really cool like vintage car at a gas station or some ████ because we could instantly talk about it but then there was this point but I thought it's all rare too though right but then that's like an easy jump off point but then there was this one time I was at a gas station this girl had like a dope like 60s Mustang and that particular day I happened to be in sweat and driving a U-Haul and it did not work my conversation didn't work I wasn't talking to her about her cars yeah and she was just like the ████ is this crazy she's like why would I talk to a guy
19:25 who's moving out of town yeah you look like a ████ yeah that's like Ryan in his outfit right now though right if he jumps out of a ████ Camaro it's like this was badass but if he jumps out at U-Haul I'd be like dude this guy's down on his luck I just look like I'm gonna ████ Obama Hospital dude of value is important got it my Uber driver asked me if I was an artist today are you some kind of artist and I was like yeah yeah did they ask you more follow-up questions I said mostly clay based he's the new Riff Raff I make Pueblos but dude appearance is like such a giant part of it it's crazy but dude do you think Momoa like because speaking of hot guys doing creepy things do you think that Momoa
20:16 could just drive like by you roll down his window and go let's see those titties and like tricks are like oh my God whereas most dudes if you do that it's like holy ████ they're gonna call the police [Music]
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