0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys today we're talking about in in this scenario you can't be like I don't want to do this okay okay how you would ask how we would ask our wives for a threesome oh I don't want to do this one exactly can't do it I don't want to do this one do it cuz ████ is like I don't know how I'm going to ask her to have another guy around yeah or two guys while she watches that's I'm having some boys over yeah I'm going to invite Joe and Bart over to the house her just watching no matter what we're going to rotiss Nick hey yo who said I'm in the middle you do it you would just you
0:50 would just come home with a guy on you and be like we're grappling and he's stuck now that happens that does happen e dude stuck where stuck number one it definitely has to be when it's already in the mood like she has to already be horny you know what I mean and it's got to be like a freaky like type of like you know every now and then you're not just like making love but like there's that that freaky one so how are you going to get her in the mood like that well I'm just saying like every now and then I think it's a little early I think it's a little early for the correct answer yeah okay no no no no I want to I want to hear don't slow bleed it I'm just kidding you got it you got it cuz I I think I'm all out of ideas you didn't even start dude honestly like I'm trying to really dude that's how do you get her in the mie just bring it up like ████
1:40 out of the blue you know what I mean you hey you all gu that's such a farther like it it's like it needs to be way pre-planned like you and a bunch of other people you guys are going to go to some ████ Coachella whatever everyone's popping moles everyone has vibing a certain way but then you already pre-planned this like 3 months ago you can't do Coachella you have to do like burning man yeah Burning Man and then you slowly introduce this idea while everyone is on Molly or something yeah they have to be exposed to the normaly of it and the free thinking version of it that's why you have to go to like a burn you know I mean fake that it just happened in the moment yeah yeah yeah you do you must lie you must lie you can't can't even we have threeome you can't go to the action you have to go to the Inception of the idea cuz you have to sigh off the ████ is what you're trying to you're doing
2:30 shrooms right and Babe the Babe the Clockwork elves told me we have to have a threesome with a woman How would how would Gio authentically react if you did ask her straight up if it was straight up yeah she might be down this is straight up let's ████ go dude dude if I ask Tiff Straight Up take me in the room but I'm scared of the other side the other side I'm scared are we committed that it's a guy yeah with it could be what G would even want another guy he like what the ████ no for you she's like I'm not touching him but you can that's all you Bart stay away from him she's just like I want to watch for a little bit yeah he he's just there to warm you up oh my God start the worst man that's the
3:21 worst part all I'm all out of ideas no honestly if you if if the prompt was like how to make $10 million I'm like that's an easier prompt than this prompt know what I'm talking about Steve day ████ I come up with a better idea for that than this cuz like for dude convince I'm really trying to she's the Iron Dome for real she's not letting nothing come through she's the here's what you do boom she's guy and girl this what you do if she's willing to have a threesome for $10 million we can come up with ideas on how to make $10 million we got to fund the 10 million first he a businessman it's a business it's a there's always a way yeah yeah so you'd pay $1 billion to have a threeome bad at business he's bad at business we never say this good we never say this good did you use Legal Zoom to
4:11 make I did actually they were very efficient they actually really they're so fast it's pretty expensive though I think it's actually cheaper keep adding on other services you can do yourself easy I even got a registered agent pay 30 bucks a month it's not worth it BR your registered agent into your bedroom prop is about what prop is about my reg generated is a woman I think you got a Gateway okay you can't just throw it on her it's like you got to warm her up you can't just like telling her about your day and it was bad when's the last time you you edged all the way when you're about to come and you said hey come here honey and then you ████ bust on her that's basically what throwing the question on her will be like you know you got to be in the mood you got to right so you got to fluff yeah right I did that to a chick in TJ Ross and I
5:02 blew all over her leg step one did you guys see that video bro that video is ████ upzy messed up that guy that ████ oh yeah he's like full SP cuz in bro it sounds funny at first and then you hear her go she ████ nutted on me and you're like oh no you hear her like the crying in her voice and it's like that's real ████ I am laughing at this guy being a ████ nut house he had a getaway driver and ████ there was a car that pulled up and he so he had a he had a ████ he had a sidekick the guys like hey did you know did you know she's like you did it you got it off damn ollar Tre have a moviee like a bank heist movie whole movie for that how you setting up the character development just to get to the climax anything else
5:52 to not talk about this station yeah let's talk about the guy nutty on his chck we don't want to answer his question you sp no you spend 30 minutes this is too hard you spend 30 minutes with the back story of why he's that Hoy the audience kind of empathe with the criminal you got to empathize with the criminal yeah oh ████ that's a good drama this guy has a family that's crazy oh he's horny as ████ that would be like watching Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ you already know what the whole story is about that means he had to be stroking it like right before he nuts he goes into the Dollar Tree he keeps the horn going probably doing the sweat sweat sweatshirt method right where you put your you know you got your inside you one of these dude you guys haven't seen those videos of people actually doing it they don't jerk it for
6:43 that long really they're like freakishly quick they're wow there's videos of these dudes that go to the beach and they can they can nut without touching themselves whoa that's a talent that's like a sniper that that takes it account to like the curvature of the earth and just hits the target on the dime a mile and a half away if you have time L and you're alone like there's they go to the beach they just like they film their ████ dick and there's someone like way in the distance and then they just like and they just nut and then the girls are like ████ I'm a man of many links you know how to bust a nut on a chck a man they know how a bust nut on a chick like it's a ████ Spider-Man they they don't bust it on the chick they film themselves busting in view a view of it they want girls to catch them like seeing it and then they just it's like when we're all printing up that picture of Jennifer Lawrence and nutting on it and sending it to each other what the hell it's like that oh this is early JY
7:34 days before you're here yeah chill out you weren't here that long you know what cuz I was like you wouldn't be doing you wouldn't be doing that to Jennifer lawence now cuz we've been here longer than him my guy you know what's really remarkable of the Dollar Tree come dump um he was able to Sprint after cut coming he was running like this he wasn't even tired like how how do you not collapse and take a that means early 20s oh that's what it means fat too counting he was fat early 20s yep 100% he's got the liido of you can't get to that mile hour I think he was like probably proba 14 mil hour I'm like you can't get there if you just nut it if you're in the 30s dude that's ████ bringing it back to the prompt N I don't want to talk about the prompt I got I got a uh one of the warm-up ways in in the SC Off plan there's a whole master plan right I also got to somehow get her
8:24 to go to and myself invited to Kazumi's birthday okay because Kazumi is going to be the accom I'm not I'm not saying that I'm just saying at the bur it's a welcoming environment for that kind of kind of exploration cuz the other thing I was thinking about when you brought that up I was like I think what also needs to be scoped is not only the whole situation of of the dynamic of the threesome but also the third person yeah for sure so they have to oh you have to SC up them too you have to screen them you have to be like hey have you noticed like yada y y's been looking whatever and you have to slowly you have to sigh off the situation but also SL sigh off the person it's like hey babe I heard the person's pretty tight yeah like that and then so that P so the the chick can like slowly and then they're both going to run away do lesbian ████ and leave you chicks got to butter her that's we got to slap the situation too so that's
9:15 a two-way you got to you have to two burners on the stove on well good thing I'm a lesbian now one of the most effective examples I've seen of a guy actually doing that it was that right they do it to make it look like it was the girl's idea that's what I'm saying it has to be Inception yeah I don't think you could ask her if you want to be successful you can't ask them be their idea unless you're Bart which is crazy the dude was the one playing the role of oh I don't know oh that's so let's be real about let's be real about our tools what do we have access to our ████ while they're sleeping we can perhaps go up to them while they're sleeping you think you want to have the three with the chick you want to have a three right slowly over time right get a recording 10 months of that I think she's starting to look at titties while she's out in the B what you what we need to do is we need to record a
10:08 manifestation video yes manifestation or like a meditation you like women women are beautiful you like them alive you can't wait to lick her wet ████ you can't wait to watch your husband ████ another woman in front of you while you yeah it's better if she if he ████ her in front of you it's better listen to that they listen to that every night and then when they wake up they're like you know what I've been thinking yeah I've been thinking about like watching you ████ a girl in front of me it's like so what no that's crazy and you upload that ████ on YouTube so that your chick can listen to that every night and then the chick's like and also we should see the new alien movie is that is that to diffuse the tension no that's cuz an ad break happened like while they're listening to what we out on YouTube yeah yeah I'm not paying for p I'm not no no cuz they from
11:00 us why would you give back for ones they've done so much for you no such an anti- tuber I am I'm an anti- tuber tuber you like that ████ it's very good yeah so I'd have to take her to birthday party you probably do have to incept them you that's probably the best method you probably have to hire a hypnotism that's probably a safer method too that's probably the best one so far hyp gets tested and they got the band certified whatever and again that's not even like for sure securing the deal that night that's just exposing the mentality and the like the safeness of it yeah but what if she turns around goes well yeah if I bring another girl in but then like next time can we bring another guy in and then you're like oh I opened the wrong dog what is this double standard I don't like this do you love me or not we're not animals I don't want question is who's the guy nothing goes inside my body oh
11:50 oh that's also a danger though honestly because if you go to Kazumi's party it's going to be filled with dudes that have certifiably giant dongs stret her out hey don't say it like that man they can make her eyes roll bro oh God deal with it you got to man up and realize let m point stars that are like I'm secure enough I'd be sad because I'd be like well she gets stretched out but then I don't think the girls here are going to be as tight so it's the opposite I'm no longer secure that's so true they're used to bigger dicks yeah you're literally just going to be doing this yep yeah oh doesn't feel good for anybody I would have a don't talk like you know I would tell Nikki that there is a terrorist plot to destroy America and we have to do this we have to do this it's like 24
12:40 hours and I would have set it up by having a burner phone for like 4 months that she could obviously see and like get cryptic messages from it from ████ Ryan probably he's like he's like agan 51 you have to come to this address or something and she's like this is so ████ cringey he's such a dumb ████ Nikki fing for that ████ no that's the problem she's so smart God damn it oh another way so option two option one is a scop option two is you got to wait for when their period kicks and when they ████ cry when they see flowers bloom and ████ then you can Guilt Trip them for into into doing it cuz they're feeling guilty about everything anyways yeah that's true they're like babe you can't we can't ████ cuz you're on your period like what am I supposed to do what am I got to do I got to jack off they're like okay okay just ████ another girl then well I don't feel comfortable ████ another girl without you so like why don't we just bring it all into one room room and make it a safe space she's
13:31 like fine let's do it I like your debate voice it's so convincing dude I think I can be president of the United States before I get a [Laughter] threesome I'm really thinking about it that periods I'm like dude I think I could be the president the fact that earlier you also said can't we just talk about wasting 10 million I think that's more realistic I'm really trying to think like guys can we just talk about that's more possible it's the funniest guy you don't think there's a single way to get her you don't think there's a single angle there's not one angle you can crack her a little just so it's it would probably have to be intense manipulation over like a year you don't think my I gave you one like you're grappling a dude you guys are stuck and you're wrapped up and you're like babe you go look you go like this Tiff help us get help us get unstuck and
14:21 then she comes in I've never seen Tiff get more dry in my life than when she saw me do Jiu-Jitsu one day she was like but it's like it's post it's post jitsu you're stuck she's trying to pry you open you meet eyes with her and you I think the way for it TI that didn't sell me either the way the Tiff to work shave your head wax your eyebrows wear a hospital gown and say I have leukemia now oh this is my last wish my last wish it's so freshly sh is have stubbles there's like shaving cream stuff on the side it's just like a nice cut cut it right I saw a story about a cat who tried to pull that off but he actually had it and the chick just left him oh Straight Up Wait try to pull that off like well no he was like Hey I'm dying U
15:11 my last wish would be like aome or whatever and she's like go ████ yourself and she divorced that's kind of a tight move huh that's no no but you give her options so she doesn't think that you're trying to pull a thre on be like hey I either want a autographed shoe by John Cena or a thre a pair of shorts by John Cena autograph that's brilliant yeah you give like three options two of them are impossible yeah John mind she'll go to The Impossible she's like I think I can get you the autograph sneaker by ████ she goes to Make A Wish Foundation it's easy and you're like ████ sh sh sh ████ ████ F ████ F ████ my plan's backfiring oh my God I like I like turning this prompted to like how Nick can do it because if he's if you think you're so you claim you're the most unlikely to succeed in
16:01 probably no he's claiming he could be president of the United States Nikki is completely straight she would never even do anything with a chick you're more likely than him no he say she's straight he won't she won't do it with a chick but if Eminem's the third way more likely she's talked about this she's talked about this she she would definitely I mean obviously I would rather have two chicks too um most men are so straight but she's like I would do it with a dude two dudes first before anything else so I'm like oh ████ we're we're we're done before one dude right I can't even have I got to put my dogs outside the house before we make love you know what I mean I got to send them on the front yard before we even get down really why no I'm just joking but cool they sniff your butt we got to make sure they're put to bed you know I think he's more unlikely
16:52 than you yeah for sure to get three something to me for sure I'm for sure know brother Nick's taking them for both ends they've also in each other's first so there's less room for like experimentation in your you've already thought of a threesome you Nikki your sister that like that' be crazy he doesn't even joke about that stuff yeah dude what's a joke about it yeah Ryan watch your ████ mouth dude last time we talked about him and his sister he almost threw up I like I that I'm like white trash and it's funny to you guys but like it's my life I like the idea that one of our wonderful followers is watching this on their like lunch break or something like that yeah they're at work right now they're clocked in and they're just like what the ████ and we're like Yo dude yeah it's not a joke that he wants to ████ my real life what about the joke if your mom sucking your dick and you had to easy childhood that was an example of an
17:43 outlandish thing because you guys were saying crazy ████ that's not a joke either no that was a joke that's not a joke either no no no cuz oh he had it so easy yeah it's like I wake up I'm horny I let we take care of that for you yeah huh I bet if Joe just asked Hannah she'd be like like okay Hannahs Hannah seems down all right Hannah would be so down Hannah's already gay yeah you want to do it tomorrow or she she's like I already got a list of three options yeah legit I just be ████ eating chips and sitting down and she would grab my head and go like look at those titties and I was like oh what the ████ so cool it's the server at the restaurant what about smack what would she say she no she's I'm I'm probably third in line of least so wait first second third yeah like you're third or she's third oh first
18:34 you're Le you're the most that'll never Happ no between you and smack like who's more open to it neither of us both you guys like it to be yeah I don't I'm not I'm not okay I'm not in that phase of my life where that's interesting is like long gone you guys heard that show couples therapy you guys ever heard about that show we started watching it which one coup's therapy and it's just like they they take you inside and they watch a therapist and they do couples therapy with all these different couples whatever but a lot of the issues they they open up their marriage and then there's like tons of ████ like baggage that comes with it like oh she started sleeping around with this guy and then you know I didn't like it when he started sleeping with this chick whatever so we've been asking ourselves like she asked me she goes would you ever entertain an open marriage and I was like why the ████ she have a knife in her hand no that's why I was like what the ████ test dude and I was like the answer is obviously ████ no
19:24 and I was like what about you she was like ████ no so like already in my head I'm like dude this is what that was his warning basically yeah that was his warning had this conversation last night no no you see you m up you got to do the classic she's like would you ever entertain open marriage and then you go what would you do I did do that I did ask that I was like what would you my answer no my answer is ████ no you said ████ no first you answer first no yeah but that's how I really feel I'm like I'm just not interested in that in this like world yeah it's just not like I would have I would have no I would hire a doctor and and then like I I take me to the doctor for whatever reason I'm like you need to go to the doctor and I would just inent like keep saying it to her she's like I guess I got to go I could probably get away with that and then she goes to the doctor and doctor's like doctor's like oh yeah you're really like stressed out fatigued and stuff you're considered like I know
20:14 this is kind of crazy but I'm kind of an outlandish doctor considered having a threesome with another woman and that's how I yeah that might be trickle it in pretty good cuz if you have an authority figure like that it's a female doctor who wants to ████ so just straight up manipulation so that's that would probably be the only way it would work it would be Inception over 10 years it would be like we'd have to see a couple's therapist I'd have to pay under the table unethically and be like hey it's all yeah it's also the I don't know if you have the same thing but like smart for that though she'd be like what the ████ we're not going to go see this th more than like I don't even think smack would be mad she would just be immediately sad yeah and that's that's like it's hurtful to think of it making it too real making it too real what if the doctor told smack a doctor an Australian doctor austr the doctor doesn't work o Ryan has a heart on that can't go down
21:04 oh and it's starting to hurt and I'm going to need help on this and if he if it doesn't go down he's going to die he'll die he'll die have a heart oh he's going to croak mate he's going to ████ croak his days are ████ numbered I'll hire a prostitute and ask her to pretend to be a therapist oh good no fishnets okay can you imagine that's a good that prostitute's that good at AC she's like no fishness and she has 14 in ████ healed clear and Hannah's like she really dresses like Ry I'm like that's the style that's the new age yeah she's like edgy you know Berkeley she has her own practice don't give her cut her a break yeah's a pole in the office yeah there's there's no way one two three four five five six yeah yeah he
21:54 literally said if he asked her straight up she'll probably be down five yeah but cuz we know Joe's we know Hannah the most's down and then GI and then yeah and then think would do think going to do wouldn't do it that's tough no man Nikki and Nina wouldn't do it Nina wouldn't do it oh okay you're four or girl Nina wouldn't do it oh at all Nikki would do it with with a guy so I'm probably one well you took my spot dude I'm one dude
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