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0:00 I've been watching the tape of Back to the Future yay does Tao like it Tao loves thank God so like I've been trying to find like PG-13 movies cuz that's that's the limit that the mom sets she's not not down with rated R ████ 6 years old he [Music] s here we go welcome back to careful boys and today we are talking about the careful boys have a couple recommendations for you yeah we do whether whatever entertainment we are currently consuming we would like to share that all right so I like this I think it was Anthony yeah and usually he has really bad taste horrible taste horri really everything he watches thinks he does

0:50 turns I'm like you call yourself an artist oh my God all the shows he recommends never gets to season two really I never knew that they always get canceled mid-season no idea shun I finally watched it that's biased though you're biased though okay hear me out I like Japanese ████ right I don't think I don't think so but I'm also but I'm also very I'm also very harsh on the content that comes out if it's not done right I'm like a pretentious like chef and it was done really ████ good man I really liked it I really I heard that um everyone doesn't even speak modern Japanese they speak they spoke like The Shakespearean era of Japanese wow those are the new like the small nuances that they didn't have to do

1:41 because you guys don't understand it anyway what does that what does that sound like it's hard to mimic cuz I can't those words are too old maybe that's what our tattoo is in it's like saying like yeah maybe it's like Shakespearean thy thou like that version of yeah that's why people don't understand that ████ was telling me on that cruise she's like it's old yeah like yeah ████ like you're like you yeah I don't give a but also what they did cool was like you know how Game of Thrones is like that old school like but they also mixed in like ████ and modern things they did that too that's cool they say ████ Game of Thrones yeah oh okay little Tyrant Lannister he had a little potty mouth on oh yeah he did I don't know I don't remember they didn't do the whole um pocah story like you know like the whole like like the the whole typical oh here here's this guy coming in and like white

2:32 guy saves white guy saves a day yeah that's my favorite kind of movie they did have a white guy love interest story right but what I loved about it was um it was a great example of like the West and East Collide and misunderstanding each other but then toward the end like it starts with judgment of like look at these barbarians and in the same way look at these barbarians right but at the end it's like oh I get you and then they they they learn from each other that's what I that's what I really liked about it it was a new Twist on an old idea okay sounds good yeah thanks to Anthony huh wow H well I don't know who else told me to do it accidentally he was the loudest he was the loudest one to tell me to keep doing it but yeah sub what are you what have you been watching dude what are you consuming right now honestly

3:23 recently just more Ukraine Wars and uh what the just on you just on YouTube you guys to watch war war footage you're consuming it you watch war footage yeah what do you like about war footage I do too I'm just making fun the the the realistic of it how modern trench warfare is actually you die majority of the time by artillery or drone hey you don't get Nightmare on that ████ no I don't really n so you get stomach watching that stuff no I'm just so curious I'm like what did you do wrong how could you have move differently you know what I mean but anyways it doesn't matter I don't think you can even predict that you're just walking and then the next you know you exploded yeah you can't you can't so that's why I was just like well that's just you're destined to die did you see that one like it's a good message there's like six Russian guys go into a building and then you just see a drone going into a

4:14 window and explodes the whole house for real and I was like dude I've seen that one there were actually right right next to them was a bunch of ukrainians and under the basement was ukrainians asking for help in the same building no not in the same building but the building next to it dude I saw that one of the of the Russians going in that building and then the yeah the Drone goes through the window explodes and I'm like why didn't they just give me that house just you know I mean I know what a waste yeah such a waste give me that give me that out if you're just going to blow it up anyway me yeah yo but but what I've been watching watching every time I eat is a kitchen nightmare oh that's always going to be a good show going a great show wait do you ever feel like your food is ████ when you're watching food and is better looking than what you're EA not Kitchen Nightmares cuz they do a bad job oh yeah that's true mhm but but

5:05 but don't they up at the end though they upgrade it right and then very end yeah but he doesn't make it crazy no he just makes it better simplify the man simplify the menu you ████ idiot ████ IDI sandwich sandwich yeah they should be doing that to his kitchens though they all ████ suck it's ████ frozen raw it's raw I do want to try his famous Beef Wellington thing I know I I want to try it I tried it is what think it's bomb as ████ but I wasn't ready for it it's too rich really honly it's so rich the mushrooms that get that's the thing that you're supposed to judge on Judge them on right heard it is lot of but not the Pattie people go yo you want to try Gordon Ramsay's food if we're in Vegas you you want to try Gordon Ramsey food or do you want to go to a local BR

5:55 spot down the street with Portuguese spam egg and sausage I'm like I'm going to the local brother spot all day long and I wouldn't be curious to try Ramy stuff either I'm not curious about you want to know where to go in Las Vegas Nevada you go to ████ Steiners locals only basically get the hot wings there and you ask for them hotter I go there all the time I'm there every week then we in it's a d it's a diner it's a it's a diner but it's like a smoky bar like a dive bar but it's a great sports bar and but my favorite thing about Steiners is the hotter Wings you ask for them hotter you get an extra side of hotter on the side that's why all know me by name cuz that s███'s a legendary as ████ to eat that's perfect for you wa is it smoke it you just order wings yeah I order wings but he orders them from hell like he'll probably get him spicy enough to kill spiciest version what do you mean do you have rice you have rice option what are you talking about you ever ate ████

6:45 wings with rice that ████ that actually sounds bomb as that actually I would eat that y never ate wings with red usually I eat them with celery and carrots only when Yoshinoya used to have wings Domino Wings garlic just order that really and then nice hot rice I watch and show you on it brother that does sound bomb as [Laughter] ████ listen I love you but the fact that you think that Domino wings are good I think you're ████ it's not I'm not saying it's good I'm just saying Domino wings with the rice just say you're doing Molly or something and I I accept it no it's fire that's like Hawaiian style dominoes oh you know what something that I saw recently that I thought was pretty cool the um it's a show on Netflix called Eric have you heard of it uh no

7:35 it's uh Benedict Cumberbatch he plays a he plays a dad in the 80s who's like the creator of a children's show and his own son goes missing oh ████ he's also it's it's like a pretty cool storytelling of what it's like to be a dad searching for your son while you're also a little cuckoo damn wow oh that's kind of cool so he probably goes deep yeah because he's cuckoo the story goes wild but it's actually pretty entertaining yeah what's it called Eric Eric Netflix yeah yeah yeah damn I'm watching it if it's on Netflix it's free text it to me a real dumb ████ from me there recently dude I can't I've been trying to watch something on Netflix the I've been trying to watch The Shane Giller show oh that's so funny did you see it I only saw the first oh wait I I'm sorry I saw the stand up special not the tire show I've been trying to watch the tire show I only saw the first episode but

8:26 then every time I try to watch episode 2 someone logs on on my Netflix and I can't watch it oh so I haven't been able to ████ watch it is it your chick I think it's my it's either my mother-in-law or one of my sisters call them can't you just pay extra to like be able to share change your password bro call I don't know it's under my it's under my dad's it's under my dad's they your dads what are you talking about my dad's Netflix account just get your own do you have T-Mobile I do actually so you when you get T-Mobile you they give you a free Netflix account you got to claim it are you ████ kidding me not even kidding so you're telling me I could watch all the Netflix on you could make a separate total account just cuz you have T-Mobile I deleted Netflix off my Apple TV all Team all T-Mobile plans come with a free Netflix account dude honestly I haven't been watching ████ I haven't been able to watch I honestly haven't been able to yeah just my schedule's too ████ lame dude so like

9:16 the one thing I'll watch is like so ████ lame I'll watch like Jiu-Jitsu tutorials or for watch I'll watch for the MMA show I have to catch up on the fights I don't even get to watch the fights the night of so I have to rewatch them and then I'll watch him before I go to bed and then I wake up and then that's it that's all I've been watching Rec hustling by the way Bart when you chime in you better be talking about tape okay you better be talking about how you watch tape I was watching tape recently you better be talking about that yeah you've been watching pess tape I've been watching the tape of Back to the Future yay no hate no hate does Tao like it Tao loves oh thank God so like I've been trying to find like PG-13 movies cuz that's a that's the limit that the mom sets she's not not down with rated our ████ so he been looking for PG 13 6 years old he recommended 13 well his first movie

10:09 within his uh fourth day on Earth was 300 well he can't understand no watch lights bouncing off his face what are you talking about it's still blurry what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over there and check out all the beautiful stuff we have for you it's super duper access for only our super duper exclusive lovers like yourselves you're going to be getting one never been released director's Cup every week but not only that you get another fresh too hot for YouTube video we say some crazy ████ on there two videos a week but not only that you get to join our Discord and come chat with us direct access we're in

11:01 there the whole careful Boys in there jumping in dog piling on people laughing playing joking whatever and you can come talk to us directly so if you like what we do and what we've been doing for the past 10 years please support our patreon and click the link below to get all the details there's so many different tiers you can see it when you click that and then so he uh yeah he watched Back to the Future and he loves it and he has a whole like library of movies he could choose from now but right now he really really likes uh Back to the Future and it's one of those movies that's so well written and there's so much going on cuz you know like you can watch it over and over and keep picking up new ████ it's really it's really good when does he get to smoke cigarettes next year so we can try it out are you are you showing him just the first one over and over or second and third uh he's

11:51 watched the second one already um I I wasn't there when he watched it but what's cool is um when we're driving he likes to play games so now one of the games games that we'll play uh I'll like say like a log line and he has to think of the movie or I'll like I'll make a really basic log line and I'll be like um a movie about sports and it's a uh and it's about um a bird Pelican Brief and i' like Mighty Ducks I'm like oh good job you know just like just stupid games like that what about if you do like I drink your milkshake I drink it up I drink your milkshake he's like I don't know bastard in a basket bastard in a basket just shouting at him in the car I drank all milkshake oh you know when Dante was here so Dante was telling us like all

12:42 the movies that he was in and then one of them was he uh did you know he plays a character in the Goofy movie where he goes yo stay safe I just found that out when he was here stay safe talk to me talk so after I showed taica that and I was like did you know Papa's friend did that part and that was the theme that we would just yell around there house yo Stacy talk to me talk to me talk to me baby T's cool man he's really cool go that's how you do it what are you talking about that's how you do it that's T that's fatherhood I thought you said I I saw War I don't know my kid you my kids can be watch Brothers in arm wind talker brother in arm which is that the Hawaiian version dud in arms R Us oh he loves Top Gun

13:32 Private Ryan Top Gun and he likes the uh the second Top Gun too oh you know what we've been watching okay look you want to give your son to the military hell no you already said he's not joining on our movie night Tiff can't she loves watching these ████ special forces movies I don't know why really brother she's like so we one night we watched Lone Survivor she's like I want to watch an action movie and I was like since when chck never want to watch I don't know that's how my sister is too my sister like she's like I want to watch Lone Survivor and she was like I felt so American watching this movie she's going through a patriot I know it's propaganda but like this is ████ she's turning into a republican dude honestly and then she was like and then Trump's going to be in town we should go to the r like what do you think of these hats and then she was like uh she wanted to she was like what's American Sniper and I was like I actually never seen it we watch

14:24 we watch that one and we also watch I think women do like that one better though because it does deal with the parts that he doesn't want to talk it's a bajillion times better than Lone Survivor okay so this is our take on it when we watch Lone Survivor and we watch the 13 hours the in the Benghazi movie right those are 13 hours when you watch that it kind of makes War seem like this is sick but then when you watch American Sniper it's like the real real heavy ████ and you watch actual war footage you're like oh oh this is ████ you you know what's crazy though you should listen to Marcus Latrell on Joe Rogan cuz marus we watch that cuz he is the actual Lone Survivor dude and when he talks about like one of the craziest feelings is when you have your hand on another guy's hair he has his hand on your hair and your guys are out of rounds you just have a dull Rock he has

15:15 a dull Rock and you're smashing him in the face and you see the life Leaf his it's like he's like it's the crazy when you hear ████ like that you're like that's the reality of War I don't think I saw that interview what are you watching dude I don't know we saw him talking about it but we missed that I would remember that's the Primitive most basic form of War cuz when you're out of rounds you who wants to live more it doesn't even matter about politics or anything or which side yeah which side is right or wrong doesn't matter who want and that's the beginning of War like when you're caveman you just smashing each other with rocks yeah who wants to go home left on war movie Behind Enemy Lines with Owen Wilson Oh I need to watch that ████ great movie if she she wants some sick ass war movies that's a sick what else what are good war movies th that's the that's the classic TR thund TR Thunder the Benghazi one is really good the Benghazi one sick

16:05 really good yo can you imagine the K man's back in the day though stop slop cuz you know how to slip and I we also been watching just a lot of khabib compilations of him just being a funny guy cuz we love hearing the dagistan speak English and we just like watch it they're like brother brother brother we haven't yeah brother we haven't seen Blackhawk Down yet we gotta watch that oh what behind don't sleep on behind behind L we're watch is that what Jee Hackman uh I think he's in it yeah he's in it Owen Wilson je Hackman have you seen the movie No Escape no with Owen Wilson no so it's a movie it's a movie where yeah he basically goes to like this Asian country he basically like works for some kind of infrastructure company and then the country goes through a coup while he's there and he gets stuck there and

16:56 the ████ gets crazy that one because that's so much that's not so much that he's fighting the world but he's trying to get out of this situation and it's tense as hell the whole way what's it called again no Escape No Escape okay changing topics now into changing genres my bad okay if Nicolet is hosting it and it's goddamn garbage reality TV me and Nikki is watching it guilty pleasure 100,000% dump trash on my ████ head let me open my mouth like 90day fiance we're talking about no no this one's even Trasher it's called perfect match oh I've seen I've seen bits of that oh my God just garbage garage the best in the best way like if you watch Love Island you ever get into love PR trash this is worse than love Island worse than love island in the best way wow okay but how even more trash even

17:48 the sticks are higher what do you got like two handicapped people trying to hook up no they constantly increase the pressure and they constantly increase the flowery talk like Nick Le is like you got to take this seriously we're trying to find the perfect match but like nobody really thinks that Nicol really thinks that he's like I think a scientist or something about love is that gas light is that considered gaslighting I it's I I feel gaslighting is that a form of gaslighting dude no he did a whole speech recently cuz he does another show it's not called perfect match it's called like um It's Love is Blind that's the one we've seen Love is Blind is a trash show in the reunion where he's like lecturing every he lectured everybody I don't like and this is a serious experiment if you're not here find to ████ find love what the ████ are you doing here piece of ████ and you piece of ████ and Vanessa Le is just like oh ████ ████ you're ████ hot you can tell I've never seen a guy

18:39 give a speech for his wife more transparently you haven't watched uh Married at First s is it is it called married at first I think it's Love is Blind H I heard of it but no love is blind is like they talk to each other through like a wall and they have to get married in a week they to get married in like N9 days and like they propose to a wall and they're all crying and blowing and ████ like that dude I what I hate about that show is the ████ reunions because they'll have other couples judging all the couples in the previous season and they're all giving their P's and qes about how they ████ up and I'm like dude you guys are all pieces of ████ you're all piece of ████ you're all I know but they're all doing that ████ with like like like oh hey hey like why are you such a piece of ████ they're trying to press her chick the whole time it's like brother brother brother brother please brother please brother E 90day fian I love that it yeah and

19:29 that's why I watch 9 you is great I watch that that was cool my 600 lb life oh yeah you've been on that drct now what's doct now he's the guy that just says it straight up he goes oh the fat people be like I'm I'm hungry I I haven't ate anything all day he goes I think you ate enough for the next 10 years is he Japanese no he's just an Armenian guy and he's just a softest speaking like he's like a a gastro bypass kind of surgery expert he's one of the best in the nation for like and he has a whole TV show and you know people that have 600 lb and ████ like they go there the next 10 years and then they have to they have to earn the ability to get the surgery he's like I'm not going to give it to you you guys have to follow the program and a lot of

20:20 the people just end up dying oh ████ mhm but you'll just call them out cuz they lie cuz you kind of have to though you have to when you came here you were 600 50 lb and now that you're back here you're 700 what happened yeah and he goes Pizza I just ate a little bit a little bit you don't gain 50 lbs from a little bit that's a lot of bit he kind of right I had some garlic toast but those are the conversations foret with crackers I had a trac leg Chas I like that you're making them sound so grotesque no you hear you ever hear this labored breathing in some of these cats on those shows that's Jo was talking about it's AUD makes me want to breed oh yeah oh yeah I had some I had some garlic toast I had some hot fot I didn't know humans could get that big yeah I didn't know 600 is crazy and

21:11 that's the smaller one that's three big dudes already yeah yeah three 200 lb dudes and some of them are like over that like 700 and like brother the human body is very adaptable I'm just impressed that they that they still live yeah the fact that they live and operate normally is crazy well not normally well they're just as healthy as everybody else well beautiful they're just beautiful not healthy no no no they are I saw doctor on Tik Tok

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