0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys today we got do I say Jesus or Jesus uh a lot of white people call me Jesus but go ahead dude Jesus a but uh you can call me Jesus Jesus I know we never met uh we're catching up with you how what's going on with you man oh dude just chilling dude I just want to thank for a second I want to thank all the JK news fans they are coming to the show oh yeah super ████ cool dude yeah and then Kevin from a Best Buy dude he hel me out I was it was a big ass line I'm like oh he's just like all right this way I got you he ████ pull that little card he does and fuing type it in got me in and out and then afterward like hey I'm a big fan of JK News man I'm like oh Best Buy in the back I blew him uh huh which best which best dude are you
0:50 okay at the one in Northbridge I don't know if you uh oh you live out there yeah yeah oh ████ dude I know want people to know that I thought you I thought you live I thought you Liv in Pico Rivera or something no dude I move come on dude down I used to live in h park I think that's what you're saying but you're very close one of those Mexican cities what are you scooping at Best Buy uh I was get dude it's so funny I had the uh the seat Port thing to my car that connects to the car monitor yeah little monitor yeah yeah yeah so yeah it was pissing me off cuz it was like it was starting to do that thing where we have to like bend it and that's the only way it has access and then it'll like get out of my ████ screen in my car and I I'm in the freeway I'm like God damn it need ████ G's bad so you got like keep wiggling or whatever some in the back you're uber in obviously yeah yeah come on dude little side chops dude you
1:40 know we never stop working gotle baby got a hustle oh yeah dude so uh yeah so I had to get that and that guy helped me out yeah I didn't even know what that thing was called he called it a Seaport you know it was cool I mean I don't want to be racist was he Asian yeah sure it doesn't matter dude matter is that he helped me out dude I was in a pickle he helped me out at some point that's going to happen to you at the airport yep yeah we TSS lot of TSA a lot of gry TSA fans they start touching it yeah oh yeah back of the hand back of the hand so for some reason the metal detector always goes off and be like sorry Joe I have to check you and then they ████ do this to my balls dud from the back from the back yeah it goes like this and then he goes I hate JK news yeah oh dude oh Jo I like that no no no I like that you got a weapon right there and I'm like yeah weapon right there yeah M up weapon he's
2:30 biting his lip like oh damn dude that is like a fantasy though low key dude just getting ████ gred up by a woman you know that's what your real only buffman only buff guys did can Grandma D how's it been doing shows with the kid and stuff you miss miss your kid when you go on shows uh cry yeah no I I do but then you know I enjoy the first night the first night is dope cuz you get to sleep in and do whatever you want you can just like I don't have to worry about you know baby yeah dude yeah but then the second night you start getting a little bit of the guilt and then my openers are like over it cuz I'm like talling them like look at my son did this and they're like I don't give a ████ I'm trying to ████ out here dude you show me a baby dude got tie of that ████ dude I just feel like an idiot old dad oh okay just just want to show you my kid he running
3:20 around playing soccer now but it's whatever that's how old he is now uh he's like a year and a half down you put him in soccer right away that's typical dude that's the thing we got to got to get him on dude forgot he's back there scared the ████ out of me by the way what the ████ scared the ████ out of me back there but uh yeah we're I'm getting him I want to get him soccer dude cuz his mom's trying to get him into baseball and it's like ████ up baseball dude don't move mid episode you moved him dude is one sport more is one sport better than the other like it's more lucrative which one's more soccer hell you think so well cuz I don't like watching soccer you like watching baseball same with baseball I don't like watching baseball baseball watching baseball either basball is so cool I would rather watch soccer make it better though they put like a timer they put a Japanese guy in there go that's what you mean speed up the ████ game dude they put a timer like a pitch timer so you
4:11 can't just ████ stand there and like cuz remember how slow it used to go to be fair I haven't watched a game of baseball in like years so I watched with my father-in-law he's a big Dodgers guy I go for the hot dogs honestly every baseball game I've been to I've been to like probably 12 falling asleep every time mhm every time yo PCT being a picture is like the think would be like the best position for like a black dude cuz he gets to take his time and just you know I mean let all the swag come out like anything that has to take their time they like basketball is a perfect sport for black they just take the time the free throw little setups same ████ St Che mouthpiece I don't think I've seen that version of basketball D you're not watching the right game he watches the old tapes dude just Larry Bird they're always looking they're always looking cool as when I'm saying they're always looking cool I
5:01 used to work with this black dude dude at KFC and this ████ would just take his time we're like in a rush you know Latinos like hey we got a ████ so all I got it he just threw it in and just he's got slow jams and ████ I'm just like just dump that ████ in the ████ the ████ fridge get whatever he needs and then yeah man I'm just like dog you need to ████ step it up when do you think the coolness sets in is it like at 1 or like when does the the swag start like want to come out think they operate at a different BPM cuz I've worked with Mexicans and when they play their music it's and then they work in a team but then black people are like o00 it's very R&B y you feel me it only works R&B yeah yeah man you know what
5:54 I'm saying yeah he you never know the mother ████ be looking out here you know what I'm saying by always do this let's all do our black Iron potions yeah go around the room I like you've been dying to do it we're going we're going clockwise we're going clock I can't tell you so we're outside of uh we're outside of ta's basketball practice and majority of the kids are black right and then I do see the two black dads interact and I'm like damn why is this so ████ tight they doing two dudes they just met right they be like yo how can I lock you in and I'm like bro what's your number yeah yeah they're like they're like yo I'm going to lock you in and then they're like and they're like all right man be easy all right and I'm like what does that even mean was he difficult before like what do that like being hard
6:44 sounds funny but for me I'm like hey hey I'm from Summerland what about you oh dude and I'm like what the ████ there's Just Two Dads just talking and I'm like but they like turn it on and off right they're like oh you're from suland nice to meet you I'm from suland too I saw a little homie that swag that Barack swag see that Obama one when he was giving that and then that one white guy was like me too dude dude was that in a room where like they were the only two black dudes and everyone else was no the the whole gym is like probably 80% black and so we're the odd ones out but then I just hear how they interact lock locking in with anyone no one asked me to get locked in about anything yeah yeah you're right though dude if you like the more you hang out with black people it just you absorb some type of their coolness or swag cuz if you see a picture of me in high school bro you
7:35 would be like who is that guy I have a white tea That's this long and I was doing the ████ I'm Mexican dude like you ████ crun I was like I don't cuz even the kids will play right and when the kids are playing like the other ethnicities parents they're just they're not really participating they're just watching but then you see like a 5-year-old do a crossover and other gu like oh he let it all out he let it all out tonight and you're like I did not know a kids game could be this entertaining to make things way more entertaining just I don't know I'm just sitting there like dude this guy should be ████ commentary for this kids game dude do you ever try to like do your own say some n just like you know bar style you know he's putting it back in scared I'm to scared I think we're
8:27 just in the wrong thing like if we were at a spelling bee just watch the Asians there they got the locked in stuff but they do it really lame you show up to a lot of deatons show yeah I do I do and then I get jealous of the Chinese and the Indians the B they have what's the Asian I was going to that's what I was going to say what's the Asian shorthand swag you walk by you walk by you go like no no no no you bow huh is that a bow what that if I walk into a room and it's like some as what's like some cool like d this ████ is stunned over here this ████ is looking what kind of Asians though that's what I'm you tell me I'll say this I think when I walk by when I walk by Chinese people in my neighborhood I expect to be like you know like a little nod but they just mind their own business they just don't look at you they when you say hi to them they go yeah that's Chinese that's Chinese getting a lot yeah I get that
9:17 I've seen that I see you but I'm keeping I don't why you say hi to me I don't know you oh oh you say hi to me why why you want something take a wave back sometimes man it's I wa somebody and then they're like they don't give me anything and I'm like ████ you dude it took a lot to do that the ████ I walked true I walked by um this black dude and he's like what's up brother and I was like yes I was like I was like hey man and this Asian guy walked by and he just kind of was like where were you walking by that by my house just literally by your house my I walking outside of an NBA convention what theud that's not that's not for someone to just say what's up like that it's kind of weird well maybe you know he saw my tattoo and he thought I was a ████ cool guy at the he probably thought I
10:07 was a cool guy yeah but yeah when when I do run into a person like not a vietnames like parent or anything but when I do run into a vietnames person I do throw him the quick like oh you v no man yeah see we it always breaks the the ice real good what's that what's the thing you just did what's that that's just a regular like what's up but I just basically Vietnamese is like ████ oh that's what it means that's all it means ████ your mom or ████ yeah but you don't get literal with it it's not like when I say ████ I mean like go ████ your like mother who borned you I Like the Way D take it or the way Canelo takes it you ever see that video of Canelo where he he's fighting this guy named Caleb plant and he calls him a ████ and he's like hey I don't ████ you can't call me that you don't I don't ████ my motherfu hey ████ you call me ████ he's like and he gets fired up but Americans it's like whatever that guy would ████ his dad
10:57 Americans use ████ for anything I don't know what kind of meat he's eating but he's ████ raging that guy dude get the ████ out of here get the ████ out of here man or I'm going to really kick your ass man ████ you up man he could tell like he was in no but he was in it started off very insecure like he didn't know what he was going to say he just like get out of here man cuz I'm going to ████ you up and then everybody went everybody in the room went oh and then he goes like that's right ████ get out of here like he got that confidence like that was my dad at ████ for sure soccer game time I go to this food truck uh this Mexican dude he's like this big ████ Mexican dude I always like you know I I always take out my my credit card and he's like yeah I get that I get that too he doesn't want to do the whole he's got to do like a whole he's yeah he
11:47 always fcking squ ████ fun dude I was yeah I did the sa thing at a mco's place and then it was like a little truck and then I was just like oh can I do Apple pay he's like ching don't have cash cash cash and I'm like oh no I have a card he made me feel like I should go hold on it's like ████ on the customer like now you you have it right there says Apple pay like get says Visa M MasterCard Apple has everything Discover it has everything he's just angry to make me go and get the thing make me read go get the bank and get the money they hate reading dude I ████ hate to you got to make me reach but I know every time I'm go in there I'm like I got to just get ready for it I'm like all right just you can take it dude you can take it but it's worth it food ever
12:39 so if it's worth it yeah for sure you're going to upset the chef mhm yeah I mean there's certain I mean there's certain spots that are like kind of intimidating to go to to eat cuz you don't know how to order and stuff like when I go to like and get some sushi it does it does make me a little worried cuz I I get I get like a little insecure cuz I don't know what I'm you feel judged by the waiter yes what's what's the thing that you would order that you feel judged by a waiter um okay when I yeah see that's see I love California I love California they look at me like I ████ love dude f█████ they're the capital later look at look at Joe's face just but that's like that's like you don't like California world ████ this guy likes californ I like all but you know what that's like though that's like me and Nick going to a food truck and going we love Taco Bell what loveer
13:30 yeah people dude oh B just hit me in the face I hurt I I interrupted a gang bang too you see how hewit I look how he switch like hey hi hi oh Tyler yeah he's in here yeah for sure Ty it we got to keep that door locked bro yeah yeah know right that's definitely something that just ████ funny dude I don't even know how what door how he knew a door to go to yeah they just know dude they know that ████ pin you know what we keep open yeah open it up all the way guest will come in people just come in whenever they want open door policy no more closing doors open them
14:20 no more lock doors it's my favorite ████ line dude line that's from uh next Friday the little cholito guy goes no more luck Oh Baby Joker the but no more L Thors it come back yes that was my he was in jail and he hates that feeling we didn't get a lot of people representing Latino so when that came out I was like yes that's my yes what movie best represents Latinos ooh dude blood and blood out uh you know blood and blood out okay that's so funny Coco to us to some people like blood and blood out is very cheesy and corny and we just make we laugh how funny it is a lot of people think that we're watching it be like that's right we're just like n it's it's a ████ corny version of like Le chello lifestyle I think uh the most people
15:10 that I hang out with they tell me that too they're like yeah it's fcking the little lines are very corny but uh American me is very like legit that one's that one's pretty legit like Edward James almost got killed for that ████ movie released too many secrets about the M they didn't want to ████ want he was really mad about the uh the booty booty booty bang booty blast part yeah the Baja Blast I heard one of The Producers actually got killed too probably no it's true like two two or three people got killed you know that uh the Asian guy open your eyes ESS that's a real guy oh word like I was like what the ████ I mean oh like in the gang in the in the gang in real life the one they modeled it off like uh yeah he was a Japanese dude that uh oh he's portraying a real person from the story yeah I guess all of those characters
16:00 were actual guys oh so they did just make him Asian for I did a deep dive on it that guy went to Hawaii built his own like ████ criminal Network all this ████ there's all these different characters I was like I guess if you know you know right that what these because that scene was just so funny and everyone always said it to me cuz I was like the only Asian kid open your eyes and it's it's so ironic cuz an Asian guy doing it while he's stabbing someone and has a smaller size I know right open your eyes and no but there was like it was so menacing guy's working out he's trusting the people around him he's has his ████ ice clo is working out and then he's around his ████ people right and that fool just goes and compliments the tattoo and just open your eyes this sh that is ████ gangster and just terrifying stab and then he just looks up and he's just like
16:50 I'm ████ like and he knows who killed him yeah it's like that's some ████ gangster ████ and like oh that's why you saying open your eyes yeah yeah yeah see I couldn't I couldn't resist laughing cuz it was a Asian guy with small eyes saying open your eyes while stabbing yeah yeah open them wide and say but uh pretty dark but to uh answer your your question about what represents I think Latinos more laa no's pretty good pretty good it's pretty good but it has to be the movie Mi Familia I think that one it's spot on is it spell with the Mi oh my God what is it spelled with the m i or m e 1995 okay that's a Spanish deep cut m what I for sure thought it was an MI me Familia was ████ phenomenal I loved it cuz it showed like the evolution of like of a a kid growing up and like why
17:42 he's the way he is you know he sees his brother die he well it's like a family everybody we have a a a son who goes to college uh a girl who married a white guy okay and then a girl who's like an activist the daughter who becomes an activist and wants to change the community and the parents are like hey don't bring that ████ around here hey keep it around those people you know you know we don't like that and then they have that one kid who's just like the baby of the house and the older brother who's just like into like gangs and just selling drugs and then he got he witnessed his brother getting killed by the cops so he grew up with that like with that thing inside of him of just like ████ that like me against the world type of ████ yeah and then you just it explains why he's the way he is he's sheltered and quiet but then he lets it
18:32 out and this like there's this scene where he lets it all out why he's holding so much in and it's just like it's a dope movie dude and at the end like he just yeah you got to watch it if you watch it like at the end it's like very like damn that's some what about Stand and Deliver s deliver was is a true story so that's why I liked it I liked it and it's one of those movies it was are like by the way all these movies have ████ Edward James almost the thing don't let Edward just almost ████ make movies they're like no one else just ████ Ed there like three next actors in The '90s you never SE and Danny trold looks so crazy you can play certain roles but but as a as a Mexican adjacent person I think the best movie that represented uh Mexican Americans is the Three Amigos with Steve Martin I watching it and feeling very proud of my adjacent Heritage as a white savior I love the white savior themes all right if we're going to letes if we're going
19:22 to let a white guy like come in and just take over and we're going to give him a pass yeah it's got to be naal Li brother was the only one that can get that ████ pass that guy killed that hey but in the movie though he said he was an orphan from German no he had you know yeah but the dude he was just so ████ funny go yeah books read some books read some books I love that guy I would say like that was like the the the kind of like the final era of slapstick too yeah it's like one of the best times yeah you think so and you don't really see good slapstick after that no more yeah that was a good one dude not Li the first time I watched it I was like this is funny and then the 11th time I watched it I was like this is brilliant oh dude you know what movie was like
20:13 that for me was Napoleon Dynamite first time I was ████ pissed cuz yeah dude I paid to go watch it in the movie theaters and I'm like why do I waste that much money dude like 20 bucks but at the time I was in high school I was like what the ████ dude well I was on date with a girl and we were both like what what is this this is weird like is it like are they being serious are they being funny are they just weird yeah was that good representation Pedro V for Pedro oh yeah I like that guys Cho gangster ass cousins or whatever with the Loos I thought that was funny but again I wanted to when I saw that scene I was like oh it's going to get like it's going to get a fun there going to be a funny moment there was nothing going to be like standing deliver watch yeah yeah they were just like in a low rider quiet I'm like uh huh what grp grew on you what changed what it grew on me is just like those characters are so ████
21:05 like out of this world that I was just like oh I'm taking it too serious like just watch it watching these characters be weird and I started laughing at that and then I started hanging out with kids that skate so they were very like that and that Vibe and then that so I got into that like style and I'm like oh I had this one friend that would do weird ████ and I would start laughing I was like oh you remind me of him so I get it now he would ████ call his mom dude randomly nobody would like right now he'll just be we're all just waiting for our parents to pick us up and he'll call his mom put on speaker and we're all hearing and we're just like what the ████ and his mom will pick up hello and he'll just go and hang up and we were just like dying laughing and we were like why would he do that and he just is a white guy yeah dude but he didn't give a ████ he was just like yeah and we were just dying for CU it was like such a weird thing to do and I'm like I would never do that to my parents like just be like
21:59 minutes not white ████ that's white ████ that's just that's a what that's guy with parents who did drugs when he when he was a baby white ████ sh it's white ████ my guys
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