0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys we are off the record officially we're gonna whoa this guy's hardcore it's called strength that was a demo whoa that's strength cyber truck right there dude oh ████ i know you're strong you made a cyber truck out of a bottle i got a question for you guys yeah so some of us want to be here don't need to be here and some of us need to be here for undisclosed reasons for income purposes for income purposes so far it's a very confusing statement but what is your ████ you jk cash out price it doesn't exist unfortunately because i like you guys i know right well i know you you actually lose money coming here dude because you have to pay for tickets pay for a hotel and then by
0:50 the time you go back you ████ break even from the money we give you so what's ████ you jk cash out price what does that mean like 30 bucks that means like 30 bucks what does it mean dude all right you know everyone there's an opportunity cost for anything yeah even if you enjoy it right sure for example like it could even be like oh i got five kids now and as much as i want to be here and talk to you guys like i got other ████ to do right but then also there's big timing that happens like i want to do that it's like let's say like that's the one i want let's say like tom cruise hits me up and goes joe man i saw you on jk news i'm a big fan of mission impossible you're looking at my nine yeah i'm like i wanna i wanna be i want you to be on mission impossible and i'm like guys this is an opportunity
1:41 i just cannot miss i'm big timing you yeah we're doing jk news on set at the initial impossible no i'll find a way to bring you on though i ain't gonna abandon it right that's too bad because you tell them bart hey ████ you i'm in mission possible 9. ████ am i kind of sick and then i'll come crawling back after the movies yeah yeah yeah yeah but yeah guess who's in the movie uh tom hardy is the cell phone bad guy so i'm about to make it here's another question though right 10 million dollars that's a lot of money you don't really need to be here anymore but will you i'm here i'm here today luna's at the all-time high 15 minutes ago i'm here yeah at 1 17. we thought he was going to leave after actually i'm not going to leave that everyone thought i was going to leave
2:31 okay let's be real here okay let's cut through the ████ let's be real cut to the ████ the only even chance of having ████ money all of us are already in the same game it's most likely a crypto play and that means that if i had this whatever conceptual ████ you money to be like i'm a big time jk all jk has the ████ you money to big time me so it would be different because then we would maybe all be in a different financial does that just mean it all resets and we're just still in the same place yes we would probably still just do jk people knew because look when people love to go like jk's going down it's like no we it is going down yeah sure the number is fine but you know what i like i like to hang out with you guys i don't care and also we don't need this ████ at all i feel like i would record more videos because then i have other projects and businesses and things right but i mean at 100 million dollars at that point
3:22 i don't know like maybe my projects will just get bigger but i don't know if i'll do so many i think you would splurge like for example like number one you might finally patch up some of the holes in the walls right over they'll never do it that's what i'm saying number two the samurai case that has nothing in it maybe you don't need it that's out of laziness because i didn't put my samurai suit in from a value proposition you don't necessarily need it you know what i mean i'll have a hot girl in a bikini samurai outfit in there we might order better lunches but michael's been doing a good job so he's probably not going to kill him the alcohol probably should be better that's still nothing i mean i guess the difference is like you know i'm starting a business out in other places and i'm gonna be gone and flying back and forth and bart still you know has multiple businesses or like everyone has other things that they're doing right but there's gonna be things that you might scale back on
4:12 is what i'm saying if i had like 10 million dollars it would be so i think it depends on how you align with what you want out of life i think out of life the important things to me what i've always been trying to work towards is free time family that's close by and then complete uh artistic like freedom of artistic expression the three f's three f's so if freedom yeah and freedom of artistic expressions okay so thank you if if we all had let's say through the crypto player right we all have ████ 10 or 50 million dollars or whatever then i would say ████ everything and let's just make the dumbest most expensive videos ever like the wolverine parody yeah like the wolverine parody just make part two of everything you ever kind of do already
5:03 some say we do that already but like ████ like we do our own police chases and while they're filming us we're filming them filming us that's all you know what i mean like live on jk news ktla filming jk news filming ktla we we're like nightcrawler we make exactly what we would do with the money that's what i would do i think so so we'll stay we'll just do crazier ████ if i have ████ ████ one i'll stay here for sure i'll quit changes like because he has ████ his money like that's what the real price is what's the number of that 50 bucks you care about free time if you you said free time family okay rub it in i don't have a kid yet i'm not married yet i get it okay rub it in what i would have zero project i don't care about projects i think i would build jk news studios in many of
5:54 the places i like to be like hawaii and vegas and brothels maybe maybe amsterdam whatever right house brothels um la would just be for if we want to bring on guests that are ████ hollywood nah dude ████ yes dude well big time them no more guests ever i like them sometimes okay do all the guests ever so you like pro like let's say you had ████ money right hundred million dollars you would still have projects that you do i think they would just be in a different scale and i will hire better people than me to run it like magic ████ johnson like he has so many businesses and he probably just kind of oversees it and he makes executive decisions didn't he also sell his share of the lakers recently he did i don't know i think so nobody's better but i'm pretty sure he ain't there hiring and firing people training people to work at his church's
6:44 chickens and like 24-hour fitnesses and whatever right or does he own popeyes i don't know he'll just shack isn't that shaq was that a magic johnson's cagi fridays and i was like you know magic just does it all better [Laughter] the magic super sports the 24 hour fitness those are pretty but yeah i think i am passionate about building businesses and things like that it's not just about the money it's like the whole lifestyle behind it or whatever but i think what i want to do is create like satellite studios everywhere and then just be like dude it's like a retreat every ████ you know month or whatever let's just shoot in hawaii and then like everyone has the money to do it just bring your whole family since you guys are the like ultimate like warlords of like jk and just ask yes if we really oh ████ ████ you money it's gonna be sick when it happens not if when happens
7:34 right do you feel like you're gonna change the structure of jk if we're all like no we're gonna stay regardless would you change any of the structure it's like will we be constantly shooting would we be shooting on a yacht from now on yeah like the sets will be different i think that's what's probably going to happen is the money will just flow back into the company because now we don't really need it needed like so it's like let's just make the best videos ever without worrying about youtube demonetizing us yeah but remember when you guys got like all that funny you open this big ass office you made jk new sick as ████ and all the fans were like no no go back to your shop but that's but that's because we're still dependent right like if we had ████ ████ money i would rape people's eyes i made one video a year so small one real year a crazy ass movie it's like a feature film but it's a jk news but then i project it on the ████ i don't know statue of liberty and people have to watch it statue of
8:24 liberty a ████ a boeing 747 with the projector ████ projecting it onto the ocean that's why we we're gonna follow you to the end of time you know what's next level we shot it with a statue of liberty shaped camera you ████ idiots oh yeah you guys thought bart was an idiot no you're an idiot you know what i would do perfectly lines up with the statue of liberty a ████ idiot 100 lined up with a stupid torch too yep i would ████ torch why does it need to be there we already get it you guys know those uh flip books right where it tells a story like like an animated film yeah yeah i know so i would buy ████ um i would buy those advertisements on the road all the way all the ████ way across the country and the only way to watch this jk news is to drive by and watch every single frame of the ship
9:14 passing through live that's tight that's ████ tight i like that next level so inexpensive too yeah flipbooks are cheap right and then we're back to the studio after that one episode dude that's type dude i like that just like trump tower trump tower we buy it yeah guess what it's the new jk we're changing it up now we're back online ran out of money that's the most you could do we make one sick-ass statue of liberty film afterwards we're out of ████ money what it was for ████ us money now before we start a new ████ series where we try to sniff out all those ████ that jeffrey epstein is trying to hook up i'll go undercover as a ████ eight-year-old and try to seduce these that's good yeah and then we turn them all in are you are you holding a chicken saute spear right now hey hold the water gun instead water gun that's how you look oh
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11:47 you're gonna go down the list expose them oh yeah we flip and instead of doing jk we do kind of like a ketchup predator thing is that what you mean flip it called kj and then we put we put these guys in the hot seat where we ask them the real questions yeah yeah yeah kids jailers so you call them yeah kj kid jailers or when you guys when you guys all make your ████ you money steve green you bring steve green's production back and you make him just do man on the street ████ but like steve on the streets craziest level yeah i maybe would do it but i probably am too rich to do it we'll see back then it's like oh my even my camera guy's like dude are you gonna ████ get your ass kicked today on my i don't know just filming if it happens we'll see just uh do your normal crypto corner just call it luna gaines gun sexual movies was good what and i think it went sexual recently though today i mean all you gotta do is hire
12:39 black rock or black water to ████ protect you we got bart here that's what what bart bart i'm undercover as an eight-year-old all i know is that me and joe suck at crypto because we're buying luna at five dollars and like killers it only went to 117. you guys got ████ you money so there's a budget to pay for a guest which guests will be buying oh that's a good one that's a good one i mean we have the ████ money right ████ money i wouldn't even think in that way i would ████ like let's like if i have ████ money like let's say i want to elon right instead of bringing that stupid ████ here i find out what building he's at i fly a helicopter to the ████ 50th floor did you sell the helicopter no i throw him a styrofoam cup with the string and i'm in the helicopter with the styrofoam cup and then we do jakey news like that yeah
13:29 yeah really loud it's very loud but i can't really i guess that neutralizes all the sound though yeah helicopter he turns it off obviously okay my bad you got to do ████ the other way if you have that kind of money can i pay jessica simpson to get hot again um you said she's not hot anymore well she's a billionaire enough she doesn't give a ████ yeah she is is that crazy she's a billionaire she says she liked playing the dumb ass on the show but she's actually really smart and she clearly is she's a billionaire she's undeniable that's like what i try to be but like i can't she's still with the nicolas shea what the ████ dude that's the last time i heard her name she she's with that ████ chick that looks like filipino but not oh she's with a chick i think so listen but but here's the best thing here's the best thing how many clothes did you hear well it's like i've seen all three
14:20 spiderman how many quotes have you heard jessica simpson's so stupid she's not chicken of the seed right she's undeniable she's a billionaire she's undeniable what are you gonna do oh she got lucky steve that's just how did she make her money she bought luna uh well clothing oh yeah christina aguilera and no billy there yeah shots fired at christine aguilera sometimes you're just undeniable you don't have to prove anything to anybody anymore yeah like sometimes who else he's a ████ fergie fergie ████ avril lavigne avril lavigne i heard avro's like really doing well with um water bottles really really [Laughter] she's got an insurance agency really nah i just made that one up too
15:15 i can't wait to hear what joe wants to do financially he's like nah i made that ████ up it's it's it's going to zero i actually have a uh i mean they'll probably steal it but i actually have another like show idea uh that i think would be dope it would be called um either the one the number two or the person you never heard of and we only bring in guests of siblings of people that you know ron james's sister lebron james brother one degree away the other person yeah and all the most famous people you could think of live in the shadows obama's obama's brother talk ████ about your brother dude he already does yeah yeah does it obama's brother ████ hates obama yeah he is like a super republican brother who like loves trump and ████ no way you guys don't know about him no i'm actually serious what's his name i can't
16:06 remember but he's an obama but no but he iraq barack obama's brother sucks in afghanistan and i think it's mostly rude in the fact that like um obama wouldn't really help him there that much so like he's like hey ████ my brother and then yeah he's actually made a lot of money off of it yeah i would do a show where it's about the the actual famous person everyone wants to hear about but it's their brother and sister and then have them just talk ████ about you i think that's what would happen if we have more like ████ you money it's just well we actually have money now to do a new show if we want to get out of crypto we're killing again that's who we're we're undeniable that's unfortunate i have a lot of other things we picked the asset that ████ beat everything else and so we're undeniable but then also we are we're too scared to pull out that's what she said it's trying
16:57 so funny we're over here looking up sangha leading oh sorry ████ yeah she's pretty hot do you think is that was it what does she look like now we're looking at we're looking at her ████ 97 people sharing with each other can you find her find her linkedin like what does she look like now she's the next guest oh ████ that'd be crazy she if she was a guest here i'd probably be sweating and quiet the whole video you don't think i didn't know what to say man we had some interesting guests here i'm just surprised you know like one day mia khalifa was here yeah mia colleevo was here she's so cool she's really nice so nice who was the most like who who was the guest that was like the biggest surprise of like yo that dude was or that chick or that dude was jacked off the most too yeah probably mia khalifa yeah yeah well yeah i told ryan jack off to her he did say that but none of us believed you
17:47 especially me and khalifa it's true though i believe you but she didn't believe you because you know how i'm shameless about that ████ but i had a letter no like dude just so you know you didn't have any power over me actually i didn't jerk it to you too good for her see if something came here i would tell her i jacked off to her well i think we all did would you tell her yeah okay i will wait 10 minutes as a guy with massive gain you guys got to neg these tricks dude my childhood friend let me tell you something you tell these ████ they ain't nothing nothing son you're sucking your ████ dick by five o'clock and it's five for god 503 let's go let's go
18:37 verbalization take your three minutes they all didn't need to suck at your dick who cares i wonder how successful these guys actually are like the ones that think like that i i bet it's like barrel i really want to know like all the advice and all that i mean it depends what you mean by success because they definitely have they definitely have in-cell followers that's true go up the chicks in public and like we paid them they're my actresses hey you want to make out yeah sure and then like they start making out and all these kids watching this ████ at home is just like making out with chicks is so easy wow you want to make out yeah [Laughter] it's pretty inspirational it's like you gotta admit that's like kind of a powerful like culture move it's beautiful you know what i mean how many times does that work out of ten never zero zero zero right or do you think that like girls are watching those videos and they're thinking themselves not like not like oh my god these guys are gonna
19:28 do this more like girls like oh i'm supposed to make out with anybody who asked me oh that's good conditioning it's called grooming that's a bad effect we at jk support grooming 100 if joe's shaking his head we're ████ like no what happened shameless like so this is ████ us money for sure oh ████ us money's good it's good to know that there's no amount of money that'll get you guys to run away from here okay well maybe 200 million but i gave out 100 million you guys could say yeah i'll ████ run out of here at 200 million i would wonder why we're still ████ filming in this office if we're still in this office then i'm like what the ████ guys i'm like are you guys embezzling funds nonstop crazy ████ if we had if we had ████
20:18 bad kind of money we need to go ████ go buy a glacier and then ████ try to melt it in the grand canyon we need to buy it fill it up we should buy a glacier do we need to buy one we buy glaze are they free by the way i think they're free but that's what i heard maybe i'm wrong i'm not a financial advisor it's a transportation you gotta buy a plane right see honestly that's what we do that's what we do when we when you get some ████ you money yeah you just you just try to play around with different drug smuggling ideas yeah the idea of us actually buying a plane because i think we test the theory in real life we see how well it works out and we make a documentary dude that would be pretty tight yeah we buy a plane we send an email mass email out to all the kingpins we know and we're like hey we have a plane oh let's do business let's go boys you want to collab on this one we buy a plane steven lynn buys a real s█████ plane
21:08 and then we see which one was better which one will stay in the air longer i'm thinking about shielding yeah i did too he's gonna make it disappear don't underestimate my cheapness all right we got a couple million i don't underestimate your cheapness i still get free breakfast at hotels i don't understand estimate your treatments because i get i get a w-2 from here [Music] you
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