0:00 [Music] and welcome back everybody to another exciting episode of the careful boys and today we're going to talk about Bart's recent Clinic visit oh okay this is funny what did you have to get check for sexual diseases another fire no yeah I was like how do I relive my childhood dreams is it Al um uh have you guys seen that I posted this thing about like me really trying to push my powerlifting career this year yeah world sorry okay so to catch Joe up I'm really I'm really trying to push my powerlifting career this year cuz I enter into a new division which just Masters so it's for 40-year-olds and so
0:50 I feel like I I get a new chance at powerlifting where I feel like in any sport your the ultimate like recipe would be in your biological Prime and your psychological Prime and the educational environment of the sport when all three are at its prime I think it's when you can see magic right I feel like at my biological and psychological prime it was still the budding era era of powerlifting so I didn't really feel like like I was going ham in the gym but I wasn't doing it based off the best research or the best training practices now you see kids ████ Skyrocket cuz um they're 13 and the first program they get is legit I'm sure guys see it in dance too right where you're just seeing like 12year olds do the crazy start where you left off exactly so because there's no way I can catch up to any of these guys but because there's a whole
1:41 new division I'm like oh tight this is like another chance for me to like take what's what what's been created now and really push myself and see like um like where I can go so we started this new series on barell trying to go check it out bar gate called road to worlds on episode 4 I want to go okay uh let's see where my testosterone levels are just to like just to kind of get some base oh cool you got checked I got checked to get my base level measurements so the range I think is from 200 to 1,000 yeah mine came out at 346 low test exactly I was like bro you calling me a ████ the doctor was like trying not to say anything and I was like so like like where's the levels of like my testosterone and was like let's he's
2:31 like looking at the chart and he goes let's just say you have the testosterone of a 70-year-old man and I'm like ████ oh ████ what the ████ that was I did not expect that cuz I've been Lifting for 20 years and all that oh my God I thought I was going to cuz when I got my Dexter scan my bone density was like like four times denser than the average human being wait that doesn't okay so what I know about testosterone is the range with if you're falling within the normal range I heard that um it doesn't matter like where you fall within the healthy range with your when you're in the range or in the range because what you actually use it doesn't you don't need a full 1,000 yeah like but the point is he's a little bit more ████ than he thought you had a nice doctor I think you just got to be ████ horny like horny is your Stu so the main thing is
3:23 uh the the the way it was explained to me was different well there's also the free testosterone that they need to measure and all that yeah okay did your uncle explain it to you when they measured it were you like hard like how do they test have to get hard they they take your blood they take your blood they squeeze your balls they like uh also they also they also they also they also test it depends I heard that if you're in the morning or the afternoon I don't know I'm it's been two years morning I'm hard but well did you eat before you go in for your no they tell you what to do they go come in fasted don't don't only water or coffee 8 hours before and then I went in the morning and they T rockars and I was just like I didn't know what to expect but I didn't think it was going to I thought it was be either middle or above I don't think it was going to be ████ lowy I'm like what
4:14 the ████ and so now here's a ████ extra thing Gio can dunk on me every ████ day you little T yeah but what was hers at I would have lied hers hers probably 1,200 or something mustache mustache Happ a ████ like china doll so what what happens after that when he tells you so like the way it the the way it goes I also take things for with the grain of salt so what I understand of how if you're trying to view it as a treatment it's usually symptoms first so like do you have low ambition can you not get it hard when you want to um are you sleepy are you whatever no cuz I literally asked him I was like I'm like um how many times a day am I supposed to be horny then and then the doctor's like well it's not how many times a day you're supposed to be horny it's when you are horny does your does your yeah body match your mind interesting cuz
5:04 some people just aren't horny but if you are horny and it doesn't match if your body doesn't match your mind then that's symptom number one um like are you tired all the time um like do you do you accumulate body fat easy like that all that kind of stuff and then so he was like technically you don't really have too many symptoms but it's also a clinic so I do know they're trying to like push a product right so I know they're like trying to like uh so I I consulted with Jared and um it's like what what actually happens it's it's about free testosterone and also testosterone receptors so some people could actually have high tea but because they have low receptors they do have all the symptoms so it's actually like a kind of like a two-way that's what I was trying to explain so men so men
5:54 AR to be fair that didn't sound anything like because I got cut off before I could finish I said I I I made a point about free testosterone you said yes they measured my free testosterone and then you guys kept talking so funny jokes though yeah wait so what that's way funnier though but the way they structure it is crazy so I have my medical consultation right comedy First Medical consultation they go through all my levels cholesterol ████ enzymes and substrates my kidneys the cool thing was I had like a whole panel so I'm oh cool my liver is healthy my kidneys are healthy I'm pre-diabetic or any of that stuff all that stuff is yeah so all that limp dick all that stuff was cool and then once you have your medical consultation when it comes to the package consultation what kind of monthly subscription you want to be on
6:45 the ████ buffest dude I've ever seen comes on and he's like so what do you want to do and then it makes you go sign me the ████ up on everything cuz it makes you feel like a little ████ you know they closed I'm like at the clinic at the clinic yeah cuz you have a medical consultation then you have the sales consultation and I so what do you want to do and he's like going through blah blah and he's like talking to me like I'm a bodybuilder he's like so have you take Tak any stack before my god I've never taking any he's like dude you're missing out bro he goes like look at you right now 340 we need to get you up like a thousand and the next thing you know you have another set of blinds but they don't work on time it kind of reminded me of you know wolf on Wall Street when um Matthew MCC was like you got to get those rookie numbers up it felt like that I was like oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah he's like yeah
7:38 yeah yeah yeah yeah so did it make you want to take some test well the thing is the Federation that I'm competing in this year it's a highly tested one it's tested by usada and wada M so I was like okay that's really cool um but I I I don't think I can even play around with it cuz the Federation I'm in like like I don't want to get banned for 5 years and then he was he just looked at me and he goes was but you're going to feel so much better do the voice I like the voice the voice oh you're going to feel so much better and I was like oh I'm I think I might have to go home and your voice higher though maybe I have to go home and think about it maybe I got to talk to my wife I got to talk to my wife so sick it's kind of like see don't you say wife just say life partner my partner the guy's like I can get hard looking at a ████ wall hey so what's the range within the free now now noral range I thought if it
8:31 fell within that 200 to 1,000 it's the same so did they tell you what the range was what your goals are you know so like if you're trying to build muscle and get jacked you want to be like 900 1,000 if you can and then the guys that are bodybuilders like Jared they're in super physiological ranges so they're in like, 1500 2,000 3,000 3,000 yeah like if like the the bodybuilder bodybuilders they're that's why they're injecting the crazy anabolic stuff cuz they want to be like how do I overclock yeah how do I overclock this ████ their mustaches have mustache would that would that be a fun JK Venture if we all get our testosterone honestly it would be so funny I want to check what's the downfall of those testosterone yeah or like if I got like trt or something so the downfall is turn into a horse and
9:21 they're they're like he's like I'm going be he's I'm I'm I'm going be straight up like you take this your balls will shrink so that's one of the downsides do you want your balls to shrink I mean just the balls but not the dick no no the Dick's fine and he's like and he's like you look like a dog and then he'll and he'll be like oh he goes uh you trying to have kids and I was like uh no he's like good good good cuz you're going to have a problem having kids because your ball shrink your sperm counts low oh well that's kind of good is and then there's always a and and there's a chance there's a chance it doesn't come back but we we got we got therapy to bring it back but there's a chance put put out there so they're like damn I don't know if I want to ████ risk all this crazy ass ████ what the ████ but you Di stays the same yeah the key point is that your your this one it doesn't get bigger all right that's true well but if your balls get smaller it looks bigger it looks bigger right that's what I'm
10:11 saying just cuz your balls are smaller does it my question is would it feel different which part my balls in my dick oh and some other crazy ████ is this so uh testosterone what it does too is it increases your red blood cell count so when you're actually low like like you're kind of whatever it's good for you but if you aren't and this is why a lot of like bodybuilders end up just randomly dying of heart attacks and strokes and stuff is you have way too much red blood cells so oh but don't but don't worry if you have too much red blood cells just come in once a week and we'll let blood out of you you have to release blood yeah I'm like uh N I think I'm good on all this ████ this ████ is ████ crazy you're supposed to bleed yeah they let it out of you so you don't have too much red blood cells oh like this is ████ crazy rolling doesn't your heart like pretty big too if you're
11:01 on HGH it depends on which compound you are but I'm like dude that sh this is way too crazy I'm like I'm going just ████ drink water and sleep dude I'm like that's that's kind of tight yeah I don't think it's worth it and then as B's walking out he's like ████ dude honestly he gave me the ████ pussiest look after like when you you're not down to just sign up right now I how much are the packages he's like it's only $300 a month he's like think of us as your medical concierge cuz because they have a doctor on staff interesting you could skip any primary care or urgent care too in the future so in the future if you're like you could just call hey can I get the antibiotics and they'll just send it straight to your Pharmacy too so it's like overall it's like something like Joe Rogan ████ right like you know when he got Co he's like what can you do for me yeah and they'll like boom boom boom boom boom kind of like that horse tranquilizer yeah hor TR Dew deor an
11:54 idiot but I was like dude this is ████ it was cool to like it was eye opening to kind of like like go oh cool dabble in this world but I'm like man unless I'm like ████ really super duper ████ I don't know if I want to be in a place that got to let blood out and then watch my balls go away and like it's funny that we did every drug known to man but then this stuff is scary cuz this changes your biology the other ████ doesn't really change your bi you just get ████ up and you're back to normal yeah you said you have holes in your brain that's true but it probably sold back up at this point but now he has load HE limp it wait wait in your brain in your brain probably ecstasy that's just what they did they told us to scare us maybe I do have holes maybe I don't I don't know oh they told you that after they looked at a scan pill is in high school if anybody maybe has holes brain
12:45 I think you'd maybe do maybe you actually saw a diagram of your own SK no they would like you know in class like driver's head like oh don't take ecstasy you have hes in your brain good yeah you chilling yeah but that was my my clinic visit that I thought was pretty cool always wanted to get it tested I had no idea I had no idea man I wish Gio got tested too that would been funny that would you would dunk on me so bad dud you should go get tested for estrogen oh they tested you for that my estrogen levels were normal for a while too bad not but you you wish they were low though right right he's like almost well so that's what I asked him I'm oh ████ I got ████ estrogen too he goes no yours is normal that's actually good it's actually in relation to your test so you don't want it too high because you're going to become a ████ emotional ████ like you know when chicks are on the period but you also don't want to be too low cuz when your estrogen dips too low that's when you become like
13:35 psychopath level you have like low empathy low nurturing so that's a real correlation that's like actual science huh and he goes Roid Rage isn't even based off of the te levels is based off of estrogen levels they're like oh it's not enough estrogen it's no your estrogen's too much cuz when you're like putting these things in your body wants to fix it right so when you inject crazy amounts of test your body's like what the ████ is this let me let me self produce way more estrogen but then now your estrogen goes crazy so you're always constantly trying to maintain that balance that's why you be crying at ████ watching a baby walk and ████ and that's why you're like balls go away cuz your body goes oh I don't need to make test cuz you have test so your balls shrink that's the reason why your balls shrink so if your estrogen levels are too high that's where the Roid Rage comes from cuz you're highly emotional wow you have to take estrogen blocker so it's like one thing leads to another
14:26 leads to another leads to another Blood let it out of you you're you're a full balloon yeah I'm like dude this is ████ it's like you opened the Pandora's Box ████ crazy too much I did a test in 20 um I think it was 2020 or 2019 but I got really ████ sick and after that I couldn't lift the same amount I I felt really weak every single day I was tired so I got um like a whole blood work done and Tess was one of them and it was like 440 or something like that and me huh huh more than me but they were explaining at the time like if you're within like this middle range regardless if it's like four or eight or whatever the number was they're like yeah cuz then it's it's like um like the reaction of the everything combined together is what it is that's what I was trying to say earlier that's what that's
15:16 exactly what R was trying to say he's saying The receptors don't work then we had to get the jokes in yeah yeah Joe had to do a bunch of bits first so how do you just gain enough from sleep I don't know I feel like my lifestyle is already has already optimized it so if I didn't live this lifestyle i' probably even lower you have 100 titties or something I don't know you kind of do have titties and I already sleep at like 10: every night I train I drink water all the time I hit my body weight in protein yeah and I've been doing that for like 20 years straight so I'm like if I'm if I thank God I'm optimized but it changes throughout the years too like you might measure one day and it's like five or whatever I want to test it again let's let's all do do a careful boys testosterone test see we got to have a contest though it has to be like a prize has the highest the biggest test wins
16:07 lowest te wins damn it lowest te wins day alcohol the night before dude let's do it boosts your teeth I heard cigarettes oh if you pull all nighters too it drops it yeah dude we'll eat a steak we'll listen to country music on the way and we'll just look at a bunch of old Sears catalogs oh yeah oh yeah we know how it is be off the charts that makes high or low like you're a mutant dude that's higher watch mared with children Marathon steak walk in Texas Roadhouse hell yeah dude forget about it I've been to Texas baby tell but the bread that they give you ████ it's so good dude the first ████ appetizer bread I get so fool off of that I can't even eat my man I Get Smoked Out by that butter bread butter bread and you can ask for we huh your numbers are probably really high how much country music you
16:57 listen to like a week uh three times a day yeah you're good three times because I have to go to work at the training facility and all day play is country music they do stunts to country music no no stunts it's just uh training training Recon Circle we're just training yeah guys we're training like police officers SWAT all that do you train where do you train them at huh where you train them to Orange County no what what I'm sorry what do you train them to do CQB kill houses and stuff guns and stuff yeah dude his test R must be as high as Gio hell yeah I think you know what a guy can only dream are you good at Halo Halo B boy Halos like no no Halo the game games oh dude I'm fire you good at Halo jump oh yeah what's your what's your primary weapon what do you what do you me I don't know man I don't even know that's old game sword dude I ████ you
17:47 up I'll see you I'll see you online okay let's go the bait you won't see me for long You' be flying in the sky cuz I sticky grenaded you do you think you go up your testosterone by doing D more dangerous things hell yeah it is does it pump probably doing parkour okay it's also balance too though so like what I learned is you have your tea levels let's say you do too many dangerous things every dangerous thing you do wears your testosterone down what so you need time to recover that's why a lot of those special ops guys when they come back they need to jump on trt cuz they've been PTSD out of their testosterone what happens in the X Games that's why it doesn't exist anymore you got to recover still they all turned into hot chicks oh really just doing extreme ████ all day the WWE dude yeah you got to recover out it turned into
18:38 chicks turned into hot B yeah so that does that mean Gamers have the most testosterone cuz they chill at home all day and then they just Char baby they're like a charged battery I get adrenaline from playing Call of Duty with Ryan and they drink game Fuel I don't do many things that make me excited you can't play Call of Duty though it's too manly you got to do like stardo Valley oh yeah I don't even know what that game is you don't you don't have an obsidian sword yeah you suck at this ████ Galaxy sword I do wheelies and then Black Ops with Ryan that's hardcore when I I snow baby but I don't do the risky things anymore I just like to go off jumps not really I just cruise and then I go down steep things but I don't do things I don't challenge myself it's scary off-roading how about it's scary not challenging yourself that's why you go off-roading I do
19:28 things but things that I I know I can do like mountain biking all that I do it but I don't test myself to where I'm like this is going to make me die that's why it's called testosterone you know what we should do Joe we should have some Sherpas Carri us at Mount Everest now that is a challenge only men can do you know what I'm saying and then take a picture up there get a selfie tell everybody how we conquered the ████ world and ████ that's true and leave a lot of trash along the way as much trash as we can a ton of trash a bunch of cancer CO2 cancer behind dud they love that in Hawaii SHP is just put you on their back and they carry it all the way up what do you mean [Music]
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