0:00 if I was running for president I would run on the platform of breast reductions are illegal me too breast rights I don't want it to be a state's thing it has to be Federal yeah Jesus you're going to prison if you do this ████ federal jail [Music] dude so uh there is a woman who tried to go and undergo six cosmetic surgeries in a period of 8 hours I guess she just wanted all of it done at one time okay so in order to do that she was uh she found a Brazilian cosmetic surgeon in his garage she found them online they never sound good that's more legit got all these surgeries done uh she got it done online too right she she got it done online yeah
0:52 she got her plastic online she's St FaceTime okay now cut this one and put this one here no close close get away from your and then right after she does this 8 hour surgery procedure of six different cosmetic things that are going on she is released 15 hours after and then immediately gets an infection oh my God goes in the hospital for a few weeks and then has just died she's aged 24 she's dead damn she was in intensive care for 22 days after the surgeries and now she's dead so now Brazilian peace a police Brazilian peacemakers are actually going after the doctor to see how he didn't put his needles under the UV light to kill all the bacteria that's what happen got to use alcohol how do we blame the victim
1:42 how many days does it say how many days she was hot for she didn't even get to the hot stage oh damn she probably had ████ she probably look like the mummy oh yeah still swollen and then she just died swollen can you imagine you're like ooh I'm going to get so many ████ 50 sponsorships and then you die I'm sorry at 24 this is getting ridiculous get at 24 to think that you need plastic Sur cuz you're in your Prime but I used to believe that too and then I started somehow seeing all these like before and after pictures of all these girls and I was like God dang you're so much hotter yeah but nobody tells you about all the complications that they go through afterwards that's true without feel are migrating and it never fully dissolving like like the Christy yeah Christy tan her ████ face is going she looks like a orangutang ████ growing sideways yeah she
2:32 does I did not notice that no they they show like it's migrating show and it goes from like your high cheeks to like your bottom and then you start looking like a chipmunk I've seen that that's like they almost start looking like the same alien species yeah yeah like they converge into the same freak yeah this is chy dang orangutang is ████ fake that's that's a shot that's wild just photo scen dude but then look at before you know now I got to look up CHR before photos just type Chrissy T before cuz her yeah cuz her ████ her hat size increase probably about like three sizes and it shows up shows up it's so funny it does see it does oh my God Savage dude got stupid idiots like me looking ████ up y the algorithm knows
3:22 what you want oh yeah I know what you want before cuz everyone's looking up the same dumb ████ like before what like before she was famous does matter they know they know we're talking about that's so funny look at that look how SW she is W God she was so beautiful there that is crazy and she turned into a salamander it looks like she got sted up any of that but it's it's it's always like your in yeah your your insecurities and eats you up and I got to do something she does look more beautiful just before yes right that's crazy that's why I tell Nikki man like you stay the ████ away from this ████ yep don't touch your lips or nothing like that ████ do your forehead do your nose tips done that's like it's so different though when like the the community that some of these people are in that's all they see a lot of the time right I know like South Korea and ████ they all start
4:12 looking the same that's rough yeah carbon copies of each other but you don't like you wait 30 Years cuz no one knows long-term effects and see what happens in 30 years well like in cuz that you said she's Brazilian right isn't that like a really Brazilian thing to like be getting stuff done surgery yeah but it's usually on the butt right not the face let's go damn that's you still could die from The Botch butt stuff though how big can I get it I think that's the question that they ask the doctors in Brazil the most how big can I get this thing actually they want to look like they're bending over while they're standing up one of this lady's cosmetic surgeries was a breast reduction oh her titties were too big wow you're going to make us feel bad and then having the fat that had been extracted pumped back into her butt booty if I was running for president I would run on the platform of breast reductions are illegal me too illegal illegal I agree yep breast
5:05 rights to go through it so I'm okay I don't want it to be a States thing it it has to be Federal Jesus like you're going to ████ prison if you do this ████ federal jail dude with murderers we are pro breast Pro titties Pro breast Pro La no yeah Pro proess he's the Vivic of Our Generation I know somebody who got breast implants at 16 oh because her mom wanted to get them no it's lit they could have came in by themselves at 18 or something that's so tight you be the Talk of the Town in high school you know how do you know that world of like pageant girls how their parents just force them to get all this like stuff done it's pretty M cuz that the kids are like they're uh
5:55 they're like Barbie doll huh yeah it's like the mom is just like it's like their Sim yeah but they're they're never quite a Barbie doll to the Mom it's you're so oh honey you're so close we're getting you so close maybe next year that's so sick like mentally you think you think the dad's like maybe bigger oh man the Dad should stay out of the combo that's a sick dead Anthony yeah Anthony's ████ weird low hanging fruit guys come on come on like being in y or like Las Vegas we people watch a lot right and then I noticed like you see like the trophy moms the trophy wife moms right that are kind of Aging out and then you see how they like groom their daughters to being like them and it's the oddest ████ cuz I'm like okay this is how these like they build a gold digging ass ho
6:48 it's like like they're going to follow in their footsteps or whatever yeah and then like you see them all over and cuz you have this like old ass like Rich ass dad right and then you see how like I maybe like a four hot model mom or like whatever and then they have these daughters and then I'm just like holy ████ like you're just building your own future self I mean and then to do the same ████ and you're like holy ████ I'm going to keep following these women and take notes to see what's going on here it's fair to like if you're a if you're just a trophy wife you probably don't have wisdom to impart to your kid but that or that's the world or ecosystem you know so you're like I got to create this to plug that's your method of like championing but I'm like that's kind of reminds me of the pageant kind of thing of like so what would you say to your daughter if she came to you at make them
7:39 bigger not you s got sick to clever got a sick to clever if she wants to do the pageant ████ CL no if she's 16 years old and she wants to do cosmetic surgery well depends on how flat she is I'm not just kidding I don't know what if your daughter was like Dad I want to look more like Mom not like you like you probably should yeah you should you man she's like I'm tired of these eyes I want some I'm tired of these eyes Joo Fair argument get whatever you need she wants to like get the double eyelids it might form later because sometimes I wake up with them now you got to wait till you're 40 girl practice patience they'll come cuz that's a really common surgery it's crazy cuz like my mom got it oh she did cosmetic surgery is becoming so normal double eyelid surgery what does it do
8:30 it's literally like you know you have double eyelids but like a lot of people who don't want it so they'll literally go in there and they'll surgically like cut like oh you're talking about like hooded eyes yeah oh sure but like Beauty anti-asian eyes did your mom like her look switched up on you as a kid yeah it's my 33% or she got it before you were born no she got it as an when I was an adult she probably got it when I was like 20 did it freak you out like what the ████ mom look they did they just like lift the skin I think the excuse at the time was that because there's like extra fat there it's like it's tiring it's tiring is good that's great it's tiring that's that's literally what my mom was saying it's like she like I have to rest my eyes it's so fat that's great my dick's so tired from all the four skin it carries hell yeah pimp more for skin than dick yeah bud make it bigger this is just for skin on
9:21 the eyes that's exactly what it is measure the for skin too measure the foreskin too cuz I feel like at least 2 in extra I want Fair measurement yeah it's almost like what do you call it like you know how some cultures right they'll put a big ████ plate on their lip or like on their ear and it's just body modification is tribalist like the neck rings yeah it just depends on what the beauty standard is of that culture and like I know in what South Korea they're giving plastic surgery like graduation gifts to girls and stuff right so I'm like well it'll be my fault if I raise a daughter in some private ass school and all of her friends are hoes and like future trophy wives and they all want to do the same ████ and then I'm like well I should have just put her in some hippie ass place where she wants to be genderless I definitely think it's way
10:11 cooler options it's definitely way cooler when your beauty standard of your culture is a thing that is really weird you know like um like you said the plate in the lip or the neck rings people no other culture is born like that but then if you're just getting if your culture Beauty standard is copying a different culture that's where it's like yeah that's as cool oh like double eyelids or whatever it's like but it's cooler if you're like I'm going to stick a rod through my head yeah that's more that's more ████ metal baby definitely metal let's bring back feet binding how about that oh D Chinese culture like that's Body Mod to me let that's a true Body Mod when they they cut their tongue oh yeah that s███'s whacked
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