0:00 when you know V's in school and I'm like okay I'm and I'm at home with with Q my boy and I'm like okay cool put it down for a nap from like 9 to 11: or some ████ I'm like all right cool I got like two hours to try and get done V coffee well and then like I got a and an hour so I'm trying to like you know button that up so I'll take a sh wash my and I'm like and then I'm there and let's say I'm home alone I'm like well I should jack off I have the whole house why wouldn't I jack [Music] welcome back to a highly seriously sophisticated episode of careful boys um we decided to fancy things up a little bit today care about our now yeah for once no one's had a no one's got a tie on are we supposed to wear what you mean no one's got a tie on he has a tie on a
0:51 tie on oh you got a tie okay never mind and he has a tie on what the heck it's a black tie funeral I couldn't see more like a black eyes like you got to take these off and see that's true sunglasses dang you took that off all hot thank you it is crazy how when Joe puts on a suit he immediately looks like a mob boss he does I was going for the Vietnamese gambling uncle look I don't think you can avoid it too high too high all right B will you please uh fetch Our Guest for today yes sir we're fetching somebody B it's just security what the hell man oh we're going let's get it wow look at you Shar how are you hey guys I app I appreciate you guys I appreciate y oh sir this way right this way please I don't I haven't even been
1:41 to to this oh damn I haven't been to the new the new set at all for real take Gander let us know what you think wow you been working them glutes or what dude guys doing squats take the roulette wheel for a spin you guys are the casino owners you took the ball out was that not supposed to no I didn't know I don't know you could do that oh you didn't know it's real wow yeah dude I'll put it back beautiful this beautiful you have them it's pretty cool right welcome dude not bad not bad sit in the sit in the couch it's pretty nice that couch is really comfy actually oh ████ you just picked it up you picked it up easily that was an easy 25 pickup ████ that's strong you guys you guys are are the casino owners they're the casino security and we're the casino players how that security yeah that's true yeah I need a I need a
2:32 squiggly yeah you need a squiggly thing I feel like I'm more of a waiter Vibe I think I'll Ser serve you a cocktail you know I me more bartender all the all the little subtle subtle touches in here really nice wait this is oh okay this is real this is T Tony should wait that goes to our front desk how many phones all right has a lot check out that side dude got some heirlooms got some heirlooms over there cool yeah man d [Laughter] looks so funny walking around in his suit checking ████ out let me do a 360 that's amazing the Asian good suit on you you had to go all the way to the back damn oh my that hat would be really good up there on top of the arcade thing you want oh those are good dude those
3:23 are really good those are good yes takoyaki balls what up bro Dam good to see you brother good to see you brother good to see you guys things are going to be a lot different around here yeah everything's getting fancy well I love it I hate it I hate the whole set dude what you been up to man how are you oh right into it huh yeah right into it dude off whatever we want we don't do that no more we don't do that no bring it back bring it back bring it back bring it back what's up guys I'm good man it's good to be back I missed you guys man's up dog what the but what's up Y what the hell I'm good I'm good man you know just keeping busy
4:13 uh babies and ████ and double babies is like dou double double babies is is double hard yeah I um I I tell people you know when you think you're busy with one B you think you're tired with one baby and then when you have two you're like ah you dream about the days of one you're like oh God I miss those were the days brother those were the days two is a lot but uh baby girl my daughter just turned four so she's like she's in preschool officially so you know we we have you know it's like it's it's a little more it's less hectic you know cuz she's in school is that Monday through Friday Monday through Friday she get a little break dur the day or something yeah yeah and then my boy he's about to be twoo he looks just like you bro he's ████ big dog that ████ is like swo for a little 2-year-old so it's fun man it's
5:05 fun yeah it's a I'm tired you know look the grads are graying but you know just trying to find time to make ████ and do ████ you got like 18 podcasts now I know with how busy you are how you find time to make new shows I just the podcast is just is just chill like like a low lift money so I can work on the ████ I want to work on you know what I'm saying cuz I'm like okay okay yeah let me just Yap my life away with with David and with Rick and like now with baton with the third podcast and then um and then and then ideally in my head I'm like yeah I'll go Yap it up for a few hours and I can go home and try and like write a script or work on you know what I'm saying cuz it's like I'm just I don't have to you know plan ████ for the podcast I just go in and talk ████ you know what I'm saying it's like you know it's like this this just chill ████ oh no we plan very much for this show everything we say is a script whatever we want whatever we want
5:59 so tell us about the new baton podcast well let me tell you let me tell you for anime wow wow red bottoms he's got red bottoms they're they're scratched up they're scratched up he got red bottom so I was doing the the two podcast right no chaser and the dudes behind the foods with David but the humor is very like broy you feel me oh okay and we don't know what that's like yeah and I uh cuz like No Chasers it's me and Rick we've been doing that me and Rick and Nikki blades we doing that for like six years uh and and then with me and David you know we just joking about our dicks and ████ for an hour and it's great but I was I was looking at my YouTube demo and I'm like damn my s███'s skewing like 80% male 20% female I'm like I need my my my female viewership back okay and I was just talking to baton one day and I was
6:50 thinking like yo who I need a I need a home girl that like where we just talk and it it's not always like U sex jokes you feel me and me and Baton have always had a very like we talk about all types of ████ and I'm like yo this would be a good Dynamic and people people enjoy our chemistry yeah she so I was like are you down for a a podcast cuz she used to do an advice podcast that was like the number one in Hawaii and ████ she was one of the old like the oldest I feel like for for our community like from dance-wise to like do podcast she was one of the first ones I feel like she wasn't even doing video only audio and the ████ was popping yeah so I was like yo bro are you down and she said she was down so now we just have like it's a relationship podcast or like it's an advice podcast not just relationship you guys go through topics and stuff we yeah it's like is it like Dr Drew's dat line pretty much cuz you know how I used to do the dear dayl ghetto ████ right and that was like my
7:41 main things that made my channel pop off and then baton podcast was also advice so we were like all right let's just do an advice thing and we thought it'd be interesting since like our lives are kind of in different trajectories right now you know what I'm saying I had my host stage and now I'm like you know Dad life babies and she is for the first time really officially in her hostage she's like kind of like not necessarily she's still aetosaurus well she's open to slaus you feel me for the first osaurus is Wild for the first time he's like that's not what I that's so messed up no I'm just kidding dude no no they're friends they're friends all dancers are friends she for the first time she's like officially single and is kind of open to being a single girl you feel me so it's like us kind of with this contradictory like but also
8:32 complimentary Dynamic so just trying to give people advice from our different life experiences that's a really funny way to describe this ████ so how how do people do you like do they write an email or like how do people submit I'm trying to get used to this little ████ clip on y'all gave me the zip on clip on yeah this is cool uh so yeah it's like Instagram comments and we just opened up uh like call in leave messages oh wow it's a Callin that's pretty bro I'm telling you 80% of the questions is going to be is my dick big enough I that's why I stopped doing deer delag ghetto bro is it really it was always just kids it was always like asking hey how do I talk to girls it was always that that's why we stopped ask the felds cuz those 80% was like is my dick big enough and it's always the chicks going we don't care about how big your dick is like all right but the funniest the funniest thing that caught
9:23 me off guard was a lot of women would call in and say my boyfriend doesn't ████ me enough M and I was like wow but that was there were a lot M and then I didn't I didn't expect that to be a thing mhm I thought it was always like guys just want it too much and what was what was your answer what was your answer when they were like well if he don't want it I'll ████ it but you I was single back then maybe that's why didn't work you saying that in the suit is so wild the suit makes everything just sound more official the Jade's hitting me hard I don't want to look at you in the eye and ████ you know like you're kind of nervous it looks too real I feel that's going to do it no that's legit dude yeah so that's that's what my main ████ um just podcasting and just trying to write this ████ movie that I've been both sitting on for you know years have you been working on it or no what's
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11:56 use sh gbt just throw it in the screen no I refuse it's maybe maybe it's like an ego thing but I really want to say no I wrote this whole ████ word for word like and I I want to say just like for my first one anyways that I wrote this whole ████ no help you how many pages you got I'm like 50 deep right now D that's pretty good but it's been years dog but will you consider like when you finish writing it and you're like good you're like I did it I accomplished it will you put the same premise and characters into chat gbt and just see just to see and I'm like ████ this is way better make this have you revealed anything about that script publicly does anyone know what it's about lowkey I mean they know so it's basically like a buddy a brother comedy from me and David oh ████ no way so the goal is to use whatever momentum we have from like S Foods and the
12:46 podcast and ████ like that and spin it theme Wise It's like me and him are brothers and we're trying to save our family's restaurant and um but the main ████ without saying too much is that like I don't really care about family's restaurant and he does and you know have you seen A Goofy Movie yeah so my whole ████ is kind of Based On A Goofy Movie okay so you know how Max you have power line yeah no bro ████ Michael Bolton dog is not I'm damn Hy um you know how Max really he doesn't care about the family trip he just wants to go watch power line and so it's like who's actually tein Campbell I know so sick dog wow spoiler imagine it's a reveal at the end it's like you know I don't care about the family but David thinks I care about the family and it's like a road trip and then you know bunch of crazy ████ happens that's what I'm trying to
13:36 do man you know new Harold and Kumar type ████ but like but like a little more grounded Harold and haral Harold and Harold exactly do you do you still I think I think it'd be really tight if someday you you uh made a movie about the tie guys that got stuck under the cave and but then you play every character instead of just auditioning for one can I tell you I auditioned for that movie dog did I talk about this yeah you did okay okay you had to put on a weird accent yeah I was trying to be like country that would be your revenge for not getting it do it better yourself I dude just all just on all country every dude n Professor the whole movie every every every character is a tight D with a super country accent you're playing every kid God in the cave damn that's tight dude when do you expect this movie to be made man if you
14:26 like ideally if everything went right if I can get this ████ written in the next like month which would be great in the next month oh for real you're trying to you're trying to like really like buckle down and yeah dog okay if I can finish this ████ by q1 right have the script ready you know what I'm saying two one's about to end I know I know ideally I finished this ████ in a month bang it out right go through a stupid one draft over that's it no more more than two drafts have all y'all in a big ass room for a table read and then I'mma give it to my agent be like can you get me any money for this WOW in like a month said shop it out do well do whatever you can do and then if she can't that I'll ████ fund it uh myself and then just Tu be that ████ put on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah bro just I'll just ████ do it dog I just I just want to do that's awesome man cuz I feel like the way it is right now too like I don't
15:17 feel like I would get a crazy bag for a original stupid comedy you know what I'm saying I don't feel like Hollywood's really like putting money into ████ like that really yeah they're not making anything right now not even streaming services but I do think if you do it yourself M and if we all team up and promote the ████ out of it then that'll be like a good case study for them to give you money for the next project oh that means I got to put y'all in it God I mean I only had a part for him I mean someone has to do catering I'll do I'll do catering dude what's your what's your writing process like for this movie like how do you expect to do it in like a from for this month for q1 to finish it yeah how many babysitters does that take man that's the struggle dog so I kind of have to reformat my brain right because
16:07 originally if I was trying to write like a sketch you know cuz I used to you know we used to try and bang out sketches all the time right I would just like write from like I don't know 10: p.m. to 2:00 a.m. 3:00 a.m. and just knock it out you know what I'm saying but now because of the way life is set up and babies yeah um that's the dominant schedule I can't I just I can't work yeah exactly that like that's the schedule that takes priority so I'm up at around 6:00 every day for the babies cuz you know we get beta ready for school out the door by like 8: and then and then I so I can't sustain a 2 a.m. schedule cuz then I'm just like I'm not functioning you feel me so then I'll even but I'll try I'll like go through everything we we put the babies down help clean the kitchen maybe I'll edit a like you know something I'll get my laptop at like ████ 10 or 11 I'm like here we go I literally I I like I'll wait up
16:59 like like this laptop dead on my lap and she's like babe go to sleep like your screen just says exactly no like money for this L bro so yeah that's the struggle so I'm trying to figure out a way where I can get on a more consistent schedule and just kind of um train my brain to work when it needs to creatively which is which is difficult so hard man yeah so it's it's hard when you try to do something creative but then you got all this bandwidth that needs to happen first like when you have to wipe ass wash dishes by the time you get so like so you know in our 20 list like don't even ████ just you make me not want to have kids no cuz in our 20s right it's like you have a creative idea you could just skip brushing teeth too wake up it's like 100% creativity 100%
17:50 bandwidth now you wake up you got to do there's ████ oil stains on your ████ garage floor there's like you know all this ████ ████ get the mail and what the ████ I'm laid on this payment and then by the time you're about to do some ████ you already your batteries at like 20% and you're like oh was that ████ idea about I don't care you don't even feel funny anymore even recently dog like when you know V's in school and I'm like okay I'm and I'm at home with with Q my boy and I'm like okay cool put his ass down for a nap from like 99 to 11: or some ████ I'm like all right cool I got like two hours to trying to get some ████ done you know me coffee well and then like I got a ████ and then like and and ████ an hour I take long s████ and I'm trying to like you know button that up so I'll take a ████ wash my ass and I'm like and then I'm there and let's say I'm home alone I'm like well I should jack off I have the whole house why wouldn't I jack
18:42 off when with the volume on like without having I'm like of course I'm going to jack off next thing I know I'm jacking off for half an hour cuz I can't find a good video and now like he just keeps opening up tabs and ████ I'm getting ready for my ████ you're edging as you scroll hi dog like just just accidentally edging myself I don't even like it right and then it's time to go pick her up well yeah and then and then you got to make a sandwich you got to make lunch you yeah you can't ████ do an empty stomach and all of a sudden you know what I'm saying Q's waking up and like my time is gone I haven't done ████ like why can't I finish this script you finished yourself at least I know at the very least so finish movie with you and David are you you're doing a lot of work writing and then having to like figure out all the shots is he doing a lot of marketing for it David yeah David's just kind of like hey man
19:33 you let me know when you're when you're when you're done and let he has no faith in me to like actually finish it though but but that's good I need I need the doubt motivation yeah exactly ideas guy so he's going to handle the customer service for it you think he'll you know he'll probably um show up um hope hopefully he'll know his lines he practiced and you know and we'll see no wonder he has time to raise a kid yeah David's like damn this movie was easy well I'm not going to pay him I'm barely going to pay him anything so there's that he's like why can't you finish this man I'm running jie over here you want to use J as a location oh ████ probably yeah you you toally you got to go all the way to Hawaii I'm just giving him permission I shoot the whole thing in Juni yeah it's all going to be done cuz
20:24 you guys got a save jby dude that's yeah dude that's your Family Restaurant oh yeah right exactly yeah man well thanks for leaking your script on JK man appreciate it oh trust now someone's going to steal your idea it's all over now all over trust me Daddy there's so many funny funny things on that I got jotted down that haven't written down yet but it's up here locked up yeah so if you guys want to see it when it's out just search uh Tai children stuck in cave 2028 coming soon you know what funny video the Revenge speaking of cheap movies there's like a a terrible movie that I'm in that's like on YouTube now yeah that you can watch it's so bad it's not good we got to talk about that next episode oh for sure all right y' all right
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