0:00 you think kids are dumb yeah I think as Generations go on they get a little dumber and I'm one of those generations for sure I think that my that migration is smarter than your generation I think you're right yeah see my theory is correct we both agree with this Theory Steve's smarter than me [Music] 28 girls were hospitalized with anxiety after playing with a Ouija board you hear about this they said 28 girls 28 girls 20. they all have their hands to get a big board also all 28 of them back this High just or they just grab the shoulder yeah they're all like the shoulders yeah I think if they were just in the room even dude the peer pressure to be affected by a Ouija board is hilarious what you mean you don't think it's real wait what do you think what do you think do you think it's like the arm
0:51 thing where like like if you if I hold your arms down and but you try to open your arms right now and you do this for long enough yeah then you think your arms are going up but they're not oh that's real no that's fake is it no but that's a that's a spirit going like this oh is that what it is yeah yeah especially when a Ouija board is present you think your arms you never played with a Ouija board before I've never have you no I'm too scared yeah no because Hasbro got some dark secrets man yeah I heard each one of those things are ████ would you ever well you could you could just Boggle ████ that you can make one with this just write a bunch of letters oh no no no no you gotta get the one from Hasbro dude that's not legit cheapest way by the way if you want the deals just draw a chalk on the on the ground go to Walmart um do a Ouija board with chalk I don't like that dude I don't like none of them
1:41 oh that's ████ up I think so apparently Walmart's making a ████ delivery right now this is so ████ loud yeah well dude we we like to get the deals but then we're at a business park so then like yeah there's a lot of trucker and trucking happening a lot of rebar I was just chilling in fact well my my Lyft driver today he's like oh I deliver over here all the ████ time I'm like yeah probably while we're filming he's backing up the ████ truck it's the longest back up right now yeah should we just wait or should we just talk through it this is very low it's so close it's almost like it's next door who backs up that long so I'm saying where is he backing up in let's get up for rebarb in yeah dude rebar's long little long bars son of a ████ Gilbert are you a big Mr Beast fan yeah I bought the chocolates yeah how much I don't know it was a gift I like
2:32 Mr Beast Burger okay we're back we're back so you didn't so you didn't buy it ready three two one we're back he's flexible what does the hospital do for girls that come in for Ouija board anxiety that's a really good question so so they like I said this is possible anxiety these girls were fainting ventilators oh no where ████ like that way down wow what city is this season this is in did I say Abu Dhabi Abu Dhabi Abu Dhabi it says galaris oh that's in New Hampshire they need liquid IV I don't know I was like why so confident I believe straight off the bat a lot of people think this is a hoax it's like one of those group hoaxes where like oh we all saw UFO together let's all have the same story yeah do you need my full name for the interview you know what I mean yeah somebody's gonna crack out of 28. oh
3:24 yeah are you kidding you think and women but what if they all believe it whoa what are you saying this means on this side relax that's right not this side yeah dude and what is that the dad you mean like now they're getting statements from the principal or the parents no this this is the head of the the institution doesn't really matter oh okay yeah it's all good but um it actually has no relevance system or whatsoever that's a different hat yeah yeah yeah no um so Ouija boards created in 1886. they have been long a fixture in the occult damn 1880s I think every one of us has a story from someone else about a Ouija board but I've never had a story about a Ouija board I had this one parent I was we were in high school we went to volunteer at a dog shelter or something and the dad that was driving us he told us like this
4:14 20-minute story about Ouija boards and how he kept throwing it away and it would just keep coming classic in his house dude see it's like Jumanji I was like I'm not touching that ████ I was like no ████ way you don't call me ████ dead with the Ouija board dude you're talking that close in his face or Jumanji how did he drive he's a great driver 10-2 the whole time my mom played for real yeah in front of you not at all I listen well I guess I was around but um her and her two sisters played and they asked the Ouija board how many people were in the room and then it went to number four and then come to find out I was in her stomach so I she's pregnant that's only three who's the fourth person that's crazy yeah Mom Mom two sisters and then me and her
5:04 stomach oh mom two sisters I was scared for a second my all the hairs went up on my arms yeah I was like Uncle Larry who's been dead look on the ceiling what if the whole time Ouija boards are just the 100 pregnancy tests all the time I do like the phrase playing they played it because I've never heard that phrase before Oh you used it usually yeah but I like that better because it's like you're maybe you're gonna win something a curse I don't know what you're gonna win but it sounds like a giant scratchers ticket at the same time that's the right word summoned summon yeah I summoned the spirits on the Ouija board so apparently um people who worked at the hospital they say they see they saw three to four children arrive after fainting
5:54 and then they say parents you need to investigate what's happening at school because our kids can't continue in this situation our children have always had good breakfast it cannot be said that what's happening is due to lack of food however um the principles basically said you're all stoking hysteria you're spreading unfounded rumors we don't really know what's going on yet um the school's waiting for medical diagnosis to provide further reliable information don't make early judgments but they don't know and is this a mass hoax and like in Colombia did everyone stand up at the same time I'm surprised they even allowed them in the hospital and accepted anxiety ah what is this world coming to this anxiety has gone viral bro like you came into my hospital with anxiety I'll tell you to go ████ go out there you can get away with anything
6:44 not here go there you're the guy who turns away that lady who's like I think I'm having a stroke it's like man I need to get the ████ out out of here you guys see that video no so he's like I think I'm having a ████ stroke and she's like in a wheelchair and she's like I'm having a ████ Stroud and these guys like hey baby you get the ████ out of here and she's at a hospital emergency room yeah and then they're electors and then once she left like that ████ is gone and then um on the way to like leaving they made her leave in an ambulance or whatever the ████ and then she died on the way of a stroke oh my God yeah dead serious so she was right you know your body yeah yeah well see that's she why would they tell her to leave is she always doing that she was like oh an overweight woman on a rascal scooter she seemed like nuts I think is what they were thinking I've
7:34 got a stroke yeah I mean the woman who cried wolf it could be like she's been she's been there every day for the last six months again but maybe she was having one every day yeah yeah arteries can only handle [Laughter] yeah all these officers are just like lady we don't know if you're ████ faking or some ████ all right you need to get the ████ out of here it's tight I want to hire these guys no right that's Joe that's Joe's Hospital dude that's what we'll call it you come in here Joe's like the first thing I do when you come to my hospital is I say you need to get the ████ out of here and turn you away yeah wait no no no no I'm shot he goes from what a ████ gun wound oh okay was it from gang violence and they're like uh no I got shot because uh
8:25 uh someone broke into my house and I'm like get the ████ out of here yeah I'm like wait so if I said gang bonds you'd let me in yeah get back in here that's right there's a hospital the hospital just go out there get shot again in them streets and maybe come back you get shot right this time yeah and then if they come in they're like oh I got shot you're like are you a blood or a ████ uh I'm a I'm a ████ and I'm like sorry we only service Bloods yeah boss boss a lot of rules can't possibly be that bad if nobody's dying from it everybody lives to tell the story have you seen the movie Ouija would you play with that demon Summoner yeah I don't know man yeah
9:15 let's open up some Spirits I don't care if it's it's from Hasbro man I don't trust anything that they make yeah Mattel maybe but not Hasbro what about Transformers what about Ninja Turtles really yeah you trust them I know you do I love Transformers have you guys seen the like 900 Transformer figure that transforms into a truck and then transforms back into Optimus Prime you just hit a button ████ oh yeah it looks really cool like 100 bucks 900 bucks bro some Legos is like 900 yeah oh yeah Legos is ████ like 20 grand sometimes though crazy expensive but down payment look at that Lego pirate ship that Joe wanted as a child I want it she's like twenty five thousand dollars Eagles got lazy though nowadays have you noticed that recent Legos are way lazy because they don't
10:06 want to be violent no they make they make everything in larger pieces because back as when you were a kid you had to it came in like hundreds of pieces you have to put together now like the ship's Haul is one piece it's like really it's pre-made it's like so that they they make less pork beans yeah yeah are kids just Dumber these days they're sick of the kids putting the Legos up their nose is that what they need bigger you think kids are dumb yeah I think as Generations go on they get a little dumber and I'm one of those generations for sure I think that my generation is smarter than your generation I think you're right yeah you see my theory is correct we both agree with this Theory thank you Steve's smarter than me I'm smarter than Nick how do you spell Luigi agree with me o-u-i-g-i or j i o u i j icon man did he spell it right that I don't think that's
10:56 spilled I thought it was with a Q oh is it not is it or it just looks like a cube it's q e w g i i what the ████ silent my generation first three letters are silent yeah first first five constants are silence too many consonants in that you have a moment of silence before you say the word I could never do Lego playsets because I could never figure them out you never even just built random stuff using the pieces no because I am not creative or imaginative shelves are hard but I'm smarter than Nick yeah just wanted to point out there have you guys done the Bloody Mary thing yeah man that ████ haunted me for three years straight dude that work what happened I started having insomnia when I was in
11:46 elementary school because we did Bloody Mary and then at night I was like that ████ didn't come right now into the bathroom but now I'm cursed because I did it yeah so now every ████ night I had to like I was like this listening to 102.7 KISS FM a late night scaries yeah and I'll just hit my bed like this like I can't sleep Uncle Joe thinks he's cursed because she didn't come he's like oh no she didn't come oh no it's over yep I can't believe she didn't come because I'm a house the opposite happened ████ she followed me oh wait Bloody Mary's flawed though because don't you have to be alone in the house no you do it in front of a bathroom mirror in the dark for 10 times yeah 10. but then you have to be alone right well maybe that's why I ████ up because I did it with my friend because I was too scared to do it by myself and this is where I think a troll came up with Bloody Mary
12:36 you have to flush all the toilets in the house at the same time no that's tough how do you do that by yourself that's not what I my Plumbing couldn't even handle that you guys remember that nope uh that piece of information was uh not uh not part of it we should try it I think everyone got different versions yeah definitely different versions [Music] thank you foreign
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