0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to careful boys we are currently filling with audio that's awesome uh I had a little problem we fixed it what an idea troubleshooting is awesome so today we are talking about what are some Kinks you have always wanted to try interesting go ahead Nick take it away probably in my younger years well actually we did try it and it was just like um no 69ing dude you are a vanilla ████ that is your king do that every day dude I was joking I was totally joking obviously nah man I was totally joking and I'm way
0:50 more such a sick joke hardcore than that I've even done 69 standing up girl holding eye yeah [Laughter] is maybe the most overrated position I think it is yeah I think it's fun for a good like 12 seconds though look if I had a blast you know what it's fun in a new relationship oh yeah everything is if you are so very very lucky to have one putting your dick in her mouth and you can't see it yeah what's the ████ what's the point sometimes it's too intense to see it and I come too fast what's the point I get it what's the point that's why that's the point I gotta close my eyes is that we see your face moving around what if you have a nest cam down there you get the feeling and the show the show the show's unfortunate yeah but sometimes ████ in the face is is a show sometimes a close-up of the ████ is a
1:42 show too well yeah but that was a gynecologist nice Pooch right a college hey you know what I would want sounds like you guys are gay you don't like ████ wait no no no that's all we said wait we didn't say that hold on damn it ah we're gay you guys are so gay compared to me I want to try the thing where it's VR but you're getting the actual thing in real life at the same time with the same person yeah I've done a Sharper Image the same person that's strong but okay you're having sex with isn't as hot as the one in VR right and is that considered cheating I mean I guess it would be cheating if you told the person that your partner during the experience that she was also in VR yeah I swear to the god baby that it's I swear it's you in there I'll never worked dude that'll never works
2:32 definitely not hold on babe I gotta you're like I got a question why don't you just want to take off the headset that'd see me do it I'm doing it right right now baby I love it I love you but I gotta do this right it's like um and then you're playing ████ lightsaber and ████ beat saber beat saber because the VR version of you is hotter oh that's not bad that's not bad if you just explain that yeah and they should be she would not be insecure at all and she'd want to do it and then everything would be it kind of be like a toy like it doesn't I know that's not you but it's just to see the if the sensation matches up or is heightened okay yeah could be cool uh could be cool Joe oh I got a lot you have the floor I want to see um lesbian orgy accent action while I eat potassium pistachios okay how about we do an underrated or overrated list of
3:23 all the Kinks that you guys how about yeah you go and then we'll just get back to this yeah uh kissing with your eyes open that's underrated underrated dude you like keep your eyes open dude okay dude you're gay no I'm not kissing I'm not kissing a guy okay okay okay is that gay dude how long huh how are you staring the whole time dude is it like tantric staring yeah but the hard part is really creepy your eyes are going in what about sex with sunglasses on that's underrated both both people there is a flaw gotta make me come too fast the flaw is this is too cool you're gonna bang glasses the whole time the whole time the frames are
4:14 appropriate size okay here's here's a serious question when it comes things like Kinks right how do you know that that's your Kink if you don't explore a bunch of Kinks to find out if that's because I got my ass [Music] but yes please continue to tell that 18 times no no but no one knows how I developed it no one knows why are you kidding what's the origin you're keeping it a secret orange story orange yeah the girlfriend now is with at the time well no actually I was a girl no no the first time the first time it was proposed to me I was like oh girl that's kind of gay I don't want that yeah I told her no I said no because like she was like here let me try to lick your ass and I was
5:04 like oh no like that's gross right let me get a little paste so fast forward we break up and I'm like you know what were that no no no no no no no no no just no because she's gay yeah so she broke up with him no but I feel like you know like when you kind of reevaluate the relationship you go you know what I should have just tried it she was real uh okay why was I such a prude it was cool like yeah she wanted to just she was like you might like it and then Saul's like well that's probably past you know I'm in my next relationship and then so uh she goes lower and lower and then she goes like past the ball and I was like whoa and I busted really quick and she goes oh you like that she hasn't quite gone to the butthole yet yeah
5:55 she dude it was like it was like a ████ nuclear eject button I I imagine Joe's like this and his legs go like yeah like that all right your legs go up no she did like one little ball lick the underneath the in between the butthole and the ball the gooch the gooch she did one little lick and I ████ shot like a ████ Apollo 11. yeah yeah Apollo Creed they just spilled a load of plates and I was like ah I can't take it anymore right oh and she goes oh you like that and then so I guess it was like a tease kind of thing where like afterwards like like I was like no it's too much it's too intense I can't take it you know and I didn't like busting fast because I was like I don't get to have sex but she thought it was so funny so then I was always like oh kind of like used and abused yeah yeah I was like
6:45 that's two intense and then she thought she the reaction was funny and then afterwards I was like you know what it's pretty nice yeah I like that and I developed it because of it okay I didn't even know it was a thing yeah oh you haven't seen it yet around the world it was done to me then I was like oh give me that crack yeah yeah and then I'll date every chick who wants to eat butt in the whole world huh bro like Joe kind of from the future girls go nasty why are you gonna say it like that take it away really nasty or at least the girls at Joe dates I think girls are hornier than guys yeah I'm not okay I mean I think to each
7:38 their own I'm just kidding I don't know I just say that to myself all right but like let's get it real quick all right check this out okay be gay you gay I'm gonna get gay real quick okay all right call me again but say it sexier yeah okay gay yeah all right so have you guys heard that the rumor I don't know again I don't know if it's true but we're gonna get gay real quick the male orgasms of the prostate yeah exactly the prostate orgasm right and and apparently it's a ████ amazing orgasm right but the thing is unless you're willing to shove something up your ████ to get to the prostate you'll never know he is you'll never know that's too far someone tried to enter the gates and I it killed it from forbidden fruit yeah but that's what I'm saying like how would we know that we would like it unless we do you know it so are you trying to I don't know but like is it gay if I'm like maybe I should find out yeah what if you
8:28 like it so much that you turn games that's okay that's the fear right oh man yeah yeah because now you now you're marrying a guy at a courthouse and suddenly I'm adopting kids I'm telling you but if the flag of your house if I gotta take the census if it's a female's finger is that still gay yeah but is it what if that's the Gateway right what if it's a female's finger and you're like that's not gay and then and then you're like can you do two fingers I need something thicker and rounder Adventure it's like hey I'd rather just have a dick I need Man Hands have you ever had a like a gay friend really sit you down and be like bro trust me it is like nothing you've ever felt closest I've ever had to it is Bart telling me that he for sure can ████ suck a dick better than the chicken that's not the same that's not the same dude experience I gotta trans I have the transgender in the DMV friends actually tell me straight up like bro just try it
9:18 you'll never go back is that situation them offered to blow you or are they just talking in general about no both probably yeah they're like if it's not with me just do it this is fair I saw this earlier I swear to God if I cook one time that doesn't make me a chef that's true well you need some practice you need something you get a blow job from dude one time doesn't mean I'm gay yeah I mean I think you're selling you're sure ████ not a chef hahaha [Laughter] [Applause] that's good oh so let's uh let's get gay so is that something that you're willing to do so you're curious about having a man perform a ████ no I understand
10:08 you though I wish I could know it without knowing why I know it exactly Colleen's like why does it have to be a man yeah I mean like if you want to like explore butthole stuff no no guaranteed 100 but again to Steve's logic which is totally sound immediately you turn gay afterwards just because yeah you got to go down the rabbit hole and then you gotta vote games yeah you gotta donate gay food you gotta donate your gay ass bone marrow you gotta get a Prius or a Subaru yeah no I I get it I get the feeling of like it's like all these gay guys are in on this amazing secret and they want you to know yeah but you don't want to know if the male Gooch but think about it that's why they're throwing parades and Flying Flags and ████ is the male G-spot so like everybody gotta do this ████
11:01 yeah you guys hear me out that's why it's called Pride you know what I mean oh my God that's so annoying how much they're ████ proud of this ████ I mean that's what we're afraid of they're like oh my God you got to get blown by a ████ dude if only four people do oh everybody today's video is brought to you by Warby Parker okay so sometimes you're on a website looking and shopping for eyewear and you're like man this stuff looks so cool but I don't know if it's gonna look good on me so pass how many of you guys do that at home because for me there's been so many times when I've bought glasses it came in and I'm looking at it I put it on and for some reason it just does not fit but thank goodness we got Warby Parker baby yeah cause they got
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12:43 order five pairs of glasses to try on at home for free there's no obligation to buy ships free and even includes a prepaid shipping label so try five pairs of glasses at home for free at warbyparker.com off the Record a trans a trans gender dude hit me up in the DMS and said exactly that as a as a proposition they're like are you sure you don't want to like blow job from me like I have one I know that it can feel good and I'm like as flattering and as tempting as that sounds no thank you but then but then it is like I'll lick your ████ and you're like that's all they could have got it's the lack of the visual of a woman
13:33 with my penis in her mouth is gonna just crush it yeah I'm gonna Crush my little boner yeah my little bummer's gonna frickle her way yeah so the stubble's gonna ruin it for you you know 100 but we're talking about what we want that's not a kink what we need is that old school like a Pepsi and Coke test yeah the Pepsi challenge exactly yeah right and you're just like which one's better yeah a little bit but dude if they're filming it and then afterwards going on the tubes like I think we all be sweating like oh my God I hope I picked the chick yeah yeah I busted so hard I hope I won't hoping to pick the chick though I don't know because it's gonna ruin me because it goes on YouTube and YouTube's like you guys need to stop uploading porn please thank you but no no none of these are Kinks though
14:23 all right what about things like media what about when you when you get punished never done it I'm listening oh okay all right BDSM you've never done one never never done yeah no never done one of them like ████ getting punished and ████ getting tied up and like getting whipped or anything it doesn't it doesn't feel like it would turn me on or or be something I'm into we'll get spanked Anthony what if the guy had a whip the guy why is it a guy we still staying again help me with the whip it's like water girl why is it the homies look at me boy or girl this is like an Indiana Jones whip the homies take turns yeah you know I mean you know like I'm I'm thinking that scene from Mr and Mrs Smith I'm thinking what Angelina Jolie which is about to murder this dude but she comes in with this ████ hot as ████ like yeah you said I like the outfit I don't want her
15:15 to beat me up though but I've never been I was in a situation here we go and I really feel kind of story for everything bro he's he's a man that's after like 800 pistachio nuts over here part of this King he told us that well I wanna I wanna sit here and go right now and two hot lesbian girls kissing that's the thing you like I want to watch but you see because I feel like I need to do something so it's like I want to pick out something like it's a show because if I'm masturbating while watching them it's kind of awkward it's creepy yeah so um I always wondered like well girls like rough stuff right but then this level of rough was like what the ████ is this and this is when I realized that I can't do aggressive stuff in bed because I think it's tied to
16:05 um um getting beat up by my parents so like when I and then also associating violence with fighting and then so like for her she just she uh we were just making out passionately and she she looks at my face and she goes Wham and smacks me as ████ hard as she could why'd you cut my piano strings and I never had that from a girl um and at that point I give her a ████ slap back in the face she wanted it harder oh gave her that ████ smacked her on a on the butt and as I was kissing her I was like now I just want to beat you up and I'm like that's way this is not this is really healthy I was like this is not what I was supposed to feel like right but also like in that situation they're kind of supposed to tell you that they like that type you'd have a safe word no
16:55 she just went for it oh and there was another time when no no no so after after we made out and then like and then we did that like it took me so out of it so it took me so out of it and then like even we were doing she would slap me in the face hit me ████ punch me right and then later I'm all like I'm all like she was an aggressive girl is she dressed like a hockey goalie she's gonna she dressed like Ronda Rousey it's crazy dude so afterwards I was like you know what I I don't think I like that like I think it's weird and then she's like yeah it's just so hot like my hand just slips and I'm all like that sounds so wrong but whatever she has an extra thing yeah I like this girl I'm not gonna lie yeah so then um it's kind of cool she seems like Israeli Special Forces yeah yeah oh bro she was
17:46 Eastern European so very aggressive but anyways um so so uh I was eating her out one time and then I went up for air and when my face went up for air she went she went that's so hot bam and smack me in the ████ face right so around when you're like impulsive is what is what did she seems pretty cool bro I ████ snap I just yelled at her I was like you know what though I told you ████ God damn yeah and then and then so I was like hold on why why am I having these reactions that's when I had to think about it like yo I don't I don't think I connect being hit the same way as you it's not like a form of like rough passionate because she's like
18:37 oh I can't even imagine like feeling that way violently I think it's like rough play so I'm like nah for me like for me it just puts me in a bad mental space like I I wanted to start pounding your face and I never felt that in the metal middle of sex ever before it's taking me to a dangerous space where like I just want to like kill your ass and she goes I could never even see you like that I can't do that to you so then I was like yeah I don't think it's gonna ████ work man their desired outcome that she was looking for when she smashed you did she want you to react a certain way like what was I think she wanted to be hit too but it's like some sort of psychological situation I think it's like BDSM play like I think you're going through that world but I also think like it's so we were both experimenting in like we were just passionate at the time right she she told me she never really
19:29 had a history of that and me too I never tried it before but it just a lot of things were just coming out when you're just like high energy for sure dude right and then like I didn't even know that about myself until after that and I'm like I don't think I could do this whole whipping and and and and and bondage and I don't think that for me just put me in the bed and and let's just let's just do missionary sex let's do old-fashioned can we be soft and passionate you know what I mean like but now but now you know that's that's the important part yeah so that's like a unique lesson for me is like I I don't think I can do like rough stuff like that right yeah here's another Kink that I've always been kind of curious about but I have no idea if I would really really like it yeah uh like sex in like a public place and I'm talking about like like eyes on you
20:23 oh like a like a swingers party you kind of like it I don't I have no idea if I would even be able to perform like Nina get get away I can't see Anthony yeah well you're you're covering him I'm just yelling at her I didn't even show up this is the one time he shows up what the ████ dude are you kidding me you want to go you tell me I want to show to watch this guy have sex and then suddenly you're like whoa this really is a different type of turn on or what have you tried and you're like ████ I can't even get it up you know what I mean I have no idea is the um which one do you like better the one where you're being seen and you're not supposed to be or where you're being seen and everyone's in on it I don't know if I can go where like everybody's supposed to be watching me I'm not gonna bump into you oh because doesn't it turn a little like performative right yeah yeah I don't
21:13 know you are a performer though that's like that's like maybe two degrees too far I think the closest I would be able to go is like having sex in a public place where you're obviously not supposed to be having sex and like like the possibility of getting caught I think I could go there yeah but what if you get caught and become a sex offender because of indecent exposure that sucks I mean who's watching you you sicko yeah we're just talking hypothetically you ████ fart would you would you live stream it I want to get caught by a by by a cute sexy security guard and she goes oh I'm horny too and I'm like you can join I'll tell you guys a story I've never I'll tell you the story I've never told before never told it one time all right on anywhere not even on my podcast or anything nice um so there there was a time where I was with the I was with the girlfriend we were like you know she had a friend over
22:03 right and her friend uh like I hadn't seen my girlfriend in a while and I definitely was like just wanting to ████ my girlfriend but then her friend was over and like me and my girlfriend were kind of getting like a little frisky and ████ and then the friend like came in the room like and she was like down to just watch some ████ because we had just went to a strip club and so like that mood was already like everyone's like in like ████ Vibes were everywhere it was elevated right elevated exactly and so then I like there was a moment where like I had a like I I had a boner and ████ right and the friend could see the boner and she's like staring at the boner and my chick was like doing stuff over the pants to the boner and then the chick is like can I watch you guys ████ and then I chickened out whoa what was your was the girl down the girl that you
22:54 were with down the girl that I was with said it was up to me but how did you chicken out were you just like it was like as I feel like if I say yeah did you spin it into a joke or something you also feel like it was a trap I felt like it was a trap I was like I was like I'm gonna fail the test and then I'm going down should have doubled down and been like hey like if anything watching is weird but if we all just do it together it's less weird right that's how you fail the test the idiot this is not a trap you gotta double down with confidence the no win scenario he doesn't know yet he doesn't know yet right there I guarantee you it's gonna work it's not the sex that is not a sex hat removed that is how you blow up the ████ simulator yeah guaranteed it works you're telling me with glasses like that this guy can't pull that off I'm telling you right now if I was like hey I don't know if you can watch but
23:44 you can ████ me too I am a guilty Catholic boy yeah but I will never forget the way that that chick was looking at my boner I was like oh ████ like it's on you never you didn't go why are you making me choose why don't you two do and I'll watch I wish that Joe was my friend back then I didn't know him yet call him up former friend you know you know too much pressure
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