0:00 He'll come in the morning thinking it's me by myself. He opens the door with like his plushies. >> Oh yeah. >> He looks all cute in his PJs. As soon as he opens the door and he sees like me, Hanato, and like another MMA fighter. He closes the door. Then he goes back inside. He comes back out with the iPad and it's the posture of all trages. I was like >> comes back with guns. >> Yeah. I'm like, dude, >> welcome back. Another episode of Careful Boys. Uh, let's just shoot this ████ man. I feel like we haven't like talked normal in a while. What were you saying earlier? How Ta stepped in ████ today and then walked around the house. >> Yeah. So, like, um, Taika, he's eight now and so he's he'll be in these like crazy phases and the phases are super funny because you just never see them coming. >> Yeah. >> So, uh, last week we were like telling
0:50 him to take out his homework cuz he has to do homework and as soon as he unzips his backpack like 20 ladybugs come out. He was collecting ladybugs. >> Yeah. So at at during recess he's collecting ladybugs and he's like putting into he'll find like empty bottles put it in there which is super cute and stuff >> but then like you know when you're in that like parent lifestyle like after school extracurricular come home you have an hour to do homework then we got to eat everything is like go go go go. When there's 20 ladybugs in the kitchen you're like ████ I wasn't prepared to do this. So we're like okay get the ladybugs throw it outside. like what the ████ are you doing with ladybugs anyways? And then he's like, "All right, go over there." And then he starts pulling more lady bugs out of his pockets. I'm like, "How many ████ ladybugs do you have on you?" And he just has like a ton. Then he tells me about all the ladybugs he's killed at school. And I'm like, so now like the
1:40 whole day is kind of derailed cuz now you're like, "Okay, now I got to sit him down that it's not okay to just go out and kill bugs like at recess and then the teachers think you're a psychopath." >> Yeah. >> And then you have to find a way to bring it bring the car back to Okay. So, how did you do on your multiplication test? And then, you know, go with the rest of the Wait, they're all dead. >> No, he had a live ones, but he was telling me about how he was like separating the wings off of like these ladybugs and then off these ants. Yeah. Like all this ████ I was like, >> he's like, "Do you believe in Jesus?" >> If they say no. >> Yeah. It's crazy. >> I used to trap flies on the side of the window and then grab the wings and pluck them and then watch them run around. You used to do that? >> Yeah. When I was Taika's age, I didn't know it hurt. >> He asked me a crazy question about Jesus. And then I could tell when he
2:31 asked me this question. I was like, this is probably when Joe's parents are like, "Shut the ████ up. >> What happened?" >> What he said? >> So he said like just like me and Gio probably talking about something actually important. And then he was like, "Hey, I have a question." I'm like, "Yeah, sure. What's the question?" He was like cuz he were trying to teach him about being a good person and how killing will make you go to hell. Like kill you murder someone or whatever. That's like don't murder people. And then he was like, "What happens if like you shoot someone but then the bullet doesn't hit them and then they tripped and fell and then they died a second after?" >> Oh, >> like then do you still go to hell? >> What do you guys How would if your kid asked you that what would you guys >> He's so Chinese, bro. >> The ████ loophole is in his DNA. He goes, "Well, I didn't kill the guy. What I did is I shot created a panic and then he ████ busted his head on the curb so it wasn't me.
3:21 >> I mean, I guess you could argue that the intention to kill him is worth >> I mean, yeah, you still shot at a guy, but >> that's what that's what we went with. That's >> Oh, you did. That's what you said. >> We went with, you know, like gods everywhere. They can see everything. They can know what your intentions are. That's what we went with. >> And then it was he like, "Oh, like Santa." Okay. >> Yeah. But I'm like, "Yeah, in my mind I'm like, "Yeah, you ████ Chinese ass ████ trying to find loopholes." That's the thing he asked about Jesus >> in between. Is Mount Rushmore a real mountain because they made it like you know like in between ████ >> Kids are crazy, dude. >> Did you let them know they didn't make it? >> It's naturally far. >> Probably tell them, "Yeah, it's a real mountain." >> Teddy Roosevelt erosion. >> Yeah. Well, the the mountain is real. >> Damn. So that's that's what you said intention. And you're going to ████ burn in rotting al. So then when did he step in ████ So, I think he went
4:14 outside this morning to play and then uh and he always has this new word. Oh, I accidentally I'm like, "No, you did it on purpose, motherfucker." >> He stepped in it on purpose. >> Probably saw ████ He probably saw one ████ that's not where it's supposed to be. And it probably looks squishy. And he's probably like, "Oh, I wonder if that's squishy." >> He steps. >> He steps in it and then he's probably like, "Oh, ████ Oh, ████ It's ████ stuck, mommy." and runs inside like, "Mommy, I got ████ on my shoe, not thinking that it's going to spread everywhere." >> What? That is ████ hilarious. >> He ran inside the house with ████ on his >> cuz he's still in that phase of like parents if I need help versus I'm a cool boy. He's not FULLY COOL BOY. >> OH YEAH. >> WHEN ████ hits the fan, it's still like mommy, daddy, help me. You know, >> is he like that in front of other
5:05 people? >> No. At at playgrounds, he's ████ cool boy now. >> Cool. Dude, you know what's so funny? So, like I train uh with people in in the garage. >> Yeah. >> He'll come in the morning thinking it's me by myself. He opens the door with like his plushies. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> He looks all cute in his PJs. As soon as he opens the door and he sees like me, Hanato, and like another MMA fighter. He closes the door, then he goes back inside, he comes back out with the iPad. This posture all >> comes back with guns. >> Yeah. I'm like, dude, I'm like, just be cute, dude. You're still cute. You know, >> just be cute. That's a That's pretty funny that he's right in between. >> Yeah, but he wants to be like one of the boys, but if he stubs his toe, he's still going to be like, "MOMMY, >> he's getting self-conscious now." >> Yeah, it's a funny age. >> That's a really funny age. Yeah.
5:56 >> I want them to think I'm I'm a man, too. >> What age did you become a full cool boy? >> I don't know if I was ever cool. I think I was just ████ ████ the whole way through. But did what what age do you think you felt like the pressure from the boys around you? >> Oh, >> and like what did you what was your plush? Like what was the thing that you >> was cute still? >> Yeah, but you wouldn't be able to do in front of people. >> Oh, dude, I was a freak. My dad used to make fun of me all the time. >> Do you guys have weird Don't Don't judge me. There's this weird thing. I don't know what it was, but you know, like fleece hoodies and fleece sweaters. Uh-huh. >> I had this like weird tick that I would like to like pluck at it. >> Yeah. >> So, it's like really soft and then I would smell it. >> Wait, it would smell different after plucking it. >> I don't know what it was, but it's like soft on the nose and it felt good. And it was to the point where I would bring
6:47 a hoodie with me to school even though if I wasn't wearing it that day. >> Oh. Just to have like a >> I'm already fully dressed >> like a fidget hoodie. >> Just to be a smeller. >> Yeah. >> Wow, dude. And so my dad would always clown on me like, "What the hell? You're ████ weird. Why are you bringing this?" >> Oh, because it's like almost like a security blanket. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. >> So, I remember I would have that like maybe >> That's pretty good though cuz it doesn't look like anything to people >> except in the middle. You know those drawers? >> Yeah. >> I pull it out of glass and I'm like, >> "Dude, that is really weird. >> That's ████ weird. >> That's really weird. >> That was your stuffed animal." >> But you can hide it well enough, right? >> Yeah. But if people don't watch you though, it's not like Tao with a ████ little stuffed animal and a little thing and he's like, >> obvious. Yeah. >> Did you have something like that? >> I had a stuffed dragon. >> You have a stuffed dragon? >> I had a stuffed dragon for a long time.
7:37 Yeah. For too long. For definitely too long. Yeah. >> Stuffed dragon. >> Yeah. He called him Spike the Dragon. I used to take him with me all over the place. >> For till what age, you think? >> I was probably like 11 or 12. >> Whoa. That's late. >> That's pretty late. >> It's late. And I believed in Santa hella late, dude. I really did. >> I believed in Santa way too late. Like >> what age? What age? >> I think I was 11 or 12. >> What the hell? >> Yeah. I just like was I got a real kick out of it. You know, >> you were like almost an adult Santa fan. >> Like legit. I was so sad when like they they broke it to me. >> Who broke it to you? >> I was so defensive at school cuz kids were always like Santa's not ████ real. And I'm like, "Yeah, he is." And he's pretty cool. >> You know what I mean? Like when like it just made it it was just so fun. Wait, at that age, did you think wrestling was real, too? >> Absolutely. Until I saw SummerSlam 96.
8:27 >> I was literally 11. Yeah, >> that's so funny. >> Same year I found out Santa's not real. I think >> Can you imagine if Santa came out on on WWF? >> Dude, that would collide. >> You brought your dragon to school though or No, >> no, no, no. Like, but I would that that's that's where I felt the pressure from the boys and ████ like that. Like, I wouldn't take them outside or anything. Like, I had them inside like for when it was night time. But when they if friends came over to your house, do you show them your dream? >> I would have put them behind the pillows. >> Yeah, for sure. >> So that means that's that's seventh grade, dude. >> No, no, no. I was in uh elementary school. >> Sixth grade, maybe? Oh, six. Yeah. >> Yeah. 10 11's like six seventh, right? Yeah. >> You guys have any weird quirks quirks like that? Like ████ smelling your fleece? >> That's a really weird one. What was it about the fleece? Is it fresh smelling? >> I don't know. It just made me feel
9:17 comfortable. For some reason, like it was Yeah, it was like almost like a security blanket. It just made me feel comfortable. >> Did you guys used to eat your boogers? >> No, >> I definitely did that. >> You were one of them. >> I did that until my sister was like, she was like, "You think girls are going to like you if you eat your boogers?" And I was like, >> "Did it taste good? Did it taste good or no?" >> I like I like the I like just the uh the texture of it and the naughtiness. Yeah. And it used to gross my sister out. So, I like doing it cuz like it grossed her out. >> Oh, that's true. It's like when you're a boy, it's like the gross stuff is fun to do. >> It's like when you're a kid and you're like you like to do stuff to bugs cuz girls like what? Ew, gross. >> Dude, for for like years, this would be like this would blow the brains out of some of my childhood friends. But like when I was in kindergarten all the way to like probably fourth grade, I used to
10:09 wipe my boogers on the other side of the bathroom door. >> You were that kid, dude? I would just like go and pick my nose and go, "What? >> I went to school with you, man." >> I'd walk out and then like every year it got to the point the teacher would be like, "We need to get to the bottom of who's doing this." And every year I would be like, "Yeah, it's been years." >> Were you the lead investigator? You're like, "I'm looking into it." Not I wasn't that obvious, but I was like it was so funny to me because like they would always be trying to get to the the teacher would be like it's someone that's only in this class and it's been that way like for so long cuz like it's >> no one's doing it but you >> cuz the school was very small. So there was maybe nine kids in my grade and then there was like nine in the other grade and we share the room. So it's like >> it could only be like a very like small amount of people. going to be boys. But
11:00 then none of my friends knew it was me and they were all just like blaming some other kid and I was like, I think it is him. He's weird. >> And then he killed himself. >> Booger boy. >> No, I uh I used to take the bus, right? Cuz in Virginia like we had indoor schools and like we didn't live close to it, so we took the bus and I remember there's there's boogers got smeared on the windows all the time and I would see >> on the bus. >> Yeah. And I would see the kids doing it like smearing it on the windows. It's disgusting. >> And then as a kid though, you're going like classless. I eat my boogers. >> ████ judging. >> Like, oh, come on. Let's not be animals, >> dude. Little boys are ████ disgusting, huh? I had a wall of boogers next to my bed that I would like I would sleep and then I would just put it on my wall. So, I
11:50 had a ████ wall and on top of that, I would I would tear the wallpaper. So it'll be torn wallpaper with boogers all over it. >> Oh man. Dude, that's a home court. >> My room was a disaster, dude. >> Yeah, if it was anything like your garage. >> Yeah, I got to do photo reference. It was wild. >> Damn, dude. Yeah, it was funny how like there's some mysteries that like we'll never know which kid did it. And like that one's mine, but other kids did some nasty stuff, too. >> Smearing boogers on the mirror in the bathroom was a big thing, too. >> The mirror. See, I would I never even went that far. At least the janitor comes and kind of resets it every day, right? >> No, the the funny thing is at our school, they just never would clean it the other side of the door. So, it would be the whole year >> just boogers. >> Holy ████ >> I could see last year's >> Did you get a sense of pride walking by it? Like,
12:40 >> I just thought it was so funny. I thought it was funny to see everybody be like get together and huddle and be like, "Okay, we got to figure out who it could be." >> The booger investigation. >> That's crazy. They don't just get the janitor or the custodian to just clean it. They don't I guess they don't normally clean the other side of the door. Yeah. I don't know why they'll go in and clean the toilets and then ████ off. >> Sounds like a union gig. >> Yeah. >> Like we don't do that. >> Yeah. Like it's not his job. >> That's like a 10-second job. It's like >> spray some ████ and it dissolves it. You know, some biohazard. >> Yeah. And just like scrape it with like a thing. Yeah. >> But then I mean it's going to be replenished next week anyway. So they probably just like why bother? But there's like some there was always some weird stuff. Like one time we had found like someone had left their shoe in the bathroom which was already funny. And then it the next time we went in there
13:30 it was filled with piss. >> The shoe was filled with piss. >> Oh my god. >> Like in fourth grade but we don't know who did it and nobody would say >> only boys do ████ like that. >> That's what I'm saying. Like it's one guy saw it and then they decided to add to it. >> It's got to be. >> Although there's always gross girls too. Like there's always that girl. Like I had So we used to I grew up in an area with fireflies. You guys know fireflies were like Yeah. >> And uh this chick used to take fireflies and she would like >> cut their tails off where the globe part was and she'd make earrings out of it and like walk around with like glow bug earrings. >> Serial killer, dude. >> Yeah. Right. But so she's a that's a weird chick and that's kind of a dude thing to do. But >> did she grow up to be a hot tomboy? >> I don't know. Her name was Kendra. I don't know what happened to her. >> A stripper now. >> Yeah, it's probably stripper. Check on X videos if there's a Kendra that you know.
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