0:00 do you think their method of retrieval is just UPS dudes picking up sat tests all over the ground it probably is yeah that's probably the only thing they can do or they have a dog sniff a Scantron and they're just like go go find them boy [Music] so what do you guys think about did you guys take the SAT yes I think I did but I just bubbled in anything so I could go to sleep I took it I took it back when it was still in the 1600s remember the point system was like 1600 oh yeah yeah and then it moved to like 2400. oh I took it at 1600 too yeah I took it 24. did it get harder yeah why'd it go up no I think it's they split the cat I'm not academic enough for this but they like split uh the the point system so it was like 800 for this 800 for that 800 for that that's what it was versus uh I don't know I don't ████ remember was
0:50 it stressful do you remember the prep like how was all that ████ yeah it was no actually I lie I ████ sucked ass at it yeah I was stressed out but I think it was also stressful because like uh I went to like Sunny Hills which was a good Academic School at the time for high schools and then a bunch of Asians and then I have older siblings so like everything's always about like oh would you get into scts you have to go to SCT summer school if you're not picking up your ████ which I'm like ████ falling asleep in the St buck and drooling on it and stuff but um and I had smart cousins so it was always just pressure your entire ████ high school you're just like pressure to make sure you do good on the SATs well now imagine you take the SATs after going through all that pressure but a UPS truck bursts open and all these tests get ████ littered out some of them were recovered but 55 students essay SATs were never recovered and they have to retail they need to do an automatic Lake
1:40 score no they can make them take it again you think some of them are like I needed them all again and this is the way and maybe nobody ████ wants something I wouldn't mind if they took my like performance in school and just like and AI created a score yeah that'd be way cooler you know how stupid I was yeah so how stupid so stupid that I thought that test taking was just luck and the way that I would take tests is when it came out I'd be like all right this time I'm gonna get an A without studying and then I would just start bubbling ████ and I like process of elimination and hope that I get a good grade and sometimes I would get a c and when I looked back and I was like this is how s█████ the school system is I shouldn't be able to guess and still get a seat but it was only
2:30 like 10 of the time you got to see it maybe right they're probably failures now I did that exact thing so I don't know if that ratio really calculated relates to the best uh in Spanish class I did the same thing because it was like looking at Jiu Jitsu for me I was like I don't know what the ████ this is but everyone seems to like it a lot oh no offense it's just like when I'm looking at the sport I don't ████ get it I see wiggling you're not wrong there's a lot of wiggling so so for Spanish for me early in Spanish I didn't know it was like looking at like something I don't understand so I was just guess see on like every single one and I failed Spanish I guess yes yes yes see see he wrote s-e-a-c-c C you're sorry s i oh okay um so yeah the El Paso Independent School District um is currently working with the College Board to determine a remedy for the students whose tests were lost they have
3:21 to take it again they're just gonna make him take it again yeah that's the easiest solution that's the most school thing you can do is just make them take it again yeah you know in Japan during test taking season they lock up all the top floors because Kids jump off the buildings oh ████ yep so they take the test then they jump off the thing they should at least do it like wait you passed yeah mid-fall or like when you get the scores oh oh okay oh no that's rough dude it's pretty rough huh damn their parents are intense pressure dude yeah it'll be funny though if like the top floor is really only like one story though I'm trying to make it less dark guys acl's torn everywhere why do we have him take the test on the top floor why are they taking at the high dive we hadn't taken the basement now we have
4:11 more students than ever what if you fail your diving test so I I guess apparently out there maybe it's changing but like for the longest time you only have one test that's probably going to determine the rest of your life so you take one test and depending on how you score on this test you go into like the major universities right these major universities you already have a career trajectory of going into Sony or one of the major corporations in Japan so like it's almost as if like in the US you have a lot of options you can go to the Ivy Leagues you could go to the West Coast ivy league equip equivalent you could do all this ████ but over there there's like a handful that are the top Ivy Leagues there so then unless you're wealthy where your parents can just send you abroad and you go to like UCLA or whatever if you're a normal middle class
5:01 kid that's going to determine whether you stay like lower middle class or you get to go up a little bit wow and because the whole Court the structure there is like you go to school like a factory and after that you go into the workforce like a factory you give your life to one or two companies they don't like it when you swap around they don't see it as job experience they see it as disloyalty so then you stick with us right and then you stay in there you move up the ranks hopefully you reach middle management and then you retire but that's why there's that like stereotype that Japanese got that whole like discipline thing on lock you know what I mean it's like they they go down one discipline and they stay with that thing until they ████ Master it that's kind of kind of cool except for the whole like suicide thing because you're stressing yeah that's um so you have a choice in junior high I think seventh
5:51 grade or eighth grade is the max you have to do and after that you can go into apprenticeship so you could be a sushi chef you could do whatever so if you're more like a like a blue collar worker a lot of people go through that way and they'll just be like I got I got my education so now I'm gonna go into like family business or something yeah but like but seventh or 8th grade is like 12 or 13 years old right yeah and then from there you work at a sushi shop or like let's say you want to be a hair stylist or whatever and then you do that for like every ████ day of your life but like everybody just trusts that a 12 or 13 year old is like um life knowledge enough to make their decision their education is pretty good so like okay so like think about it this way you have kids running errands at five years old already for the best TV show by the way yeah so so so the first couple of years uh they teach you chores
6:43 and and and how to navigate through the neighborhood and normal life ████ did they wash rocks they probably wash like pebbles so that's that's the first couple of years and then and then they go into school by the eighth grade you probably have a better education than the US so wow that's not hard whoa what the ████ because we're like 30 something in the world so getting rougher than that even sounds a little too high yeah but they don't they of course you're not developing intellectuals by eighth grade so by eighth grade you have regular math skills basic skills and then from there you go into any labor you want to do yep yeah well we got a better birth rate baby that's why they're dying he's moving his dick can you see it cam you know I feel like uh the whole retake like yes like
7:35 Ryan said it's the most cool thing to do just be like nah just retake it feels like why not but it's also like 2022. they might get let him off the hook well it is 2022 and it's part of the problem so um some of the students were looking at getting um entries into these colleges and now it's delayed yeah wait so like this kid was looking oh that's ████ up Texas A M and the deadline early deadline's already shot so now they're hoping you know they basically have one shot and that's for the actual deadline to land in January but they're not able to get early yeah um notification on whether they're going to colleges or not why doesn't uh ████ UPS just pay for scholarships and uh UPS says this our employees are working to recover as many tests as possible and we will work with the school to resolve this situation the driver's actions in this case are not representative of UPS protocols and
8:25 methods and we are addressing this with him because the door was left open on the back we said the door was actually left open yes you think their method of retrieval is just UPS dudes picking up sat tests all over the ground it probably is yeah that's probably the only thing they can do or they have a dog sniff a Scantron and they're just like go go find a boy did you guys hear about how the all the universities like enrollment is dwindling like a ████ like crazy yeah because people are waking up realize it's a ████ scam yeah dude bro especially we could be an influencer yeah be an influencer dude just go on Tick Tock we're only fans like why dude College you're gonna have a 50 000 debt for uh being a Social Studies major yeah like econ major or Communications
9:15 major like ████ off dude get my only fans do some YouTube whatever the ████ yeah dude what's gonna happen when nobody has enough money to afford all the different places you want to be on only fans oh think about that yeah you gotta really pick and choose level six right there dude because not everyone's on if fans it's like oh she prioritize my ████ you have to narrow down to like five different people yeah you're gonna have to really economize yourself that's a real pandemic once only fans is like oversaturated it's like what do you what are kids gonna do for work it's gonna happen yeah what's gonna happen dude wow I never thought of it inflation of only fans users too many there's too much Supply it's too easy yeah titties are born every ████ day that's true now they're all reaching maturity two per person and
10:06 every year there's new 18 years that's when our birth rate's gonna go down because no one's horny anymore oh yeah and then be like MILFs too much so chicks aren't aging out they're just they're actually aging into exactly they're getting ripe yeah yeah what are we gonna do what are we gonna do and yeah guys like gills basically and guys even like dead chicks yep guys like everything that's like dead ships you didn't like hey tell me I'm wrong Anthony Lee it's true don't ████ say my full name when you're ████ talk I watched a 90-minute Netflix documentary about how much guys like dutches like necrophilia why so long dead chicks now what do you mean like it's necrophiliacs oh like dead bodies yes what were you thinking well I don't know historical figures like Amelia Earhart they never found our body by the way I
10:57 guess she's not confirmed I never found her body so what are we gonna do as a society what are we gonna do I that's what I'm concerned about you everybody's trying to be well you know what I don't blame them though because only fans is a way out it's easy mode if you're dude the kind of money that they're making if I could sell money off of my nipples I would it's life making you know you might make like 3.50 a month no but it's not enough dude what does borderly say Bart's like I wish Geo would ████ do only fans right he's praying to the God praying because he would do it he's a smart guy I know you know we should pray for a Geo it's all pray I mean I'm in I'll do it with the boys I'll do it with the boys do what you want to do okay
11:47 oh come on one of the guys you might be one of the guys [Music] [Laughter] [Music] foreign
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