0:00 So, I embarrassingly was scrolling on my YouTube shorts and I watched a video and I immediately started crying. >> [laughter] >> And it was embarrassing. >> What video? >> I was at an optometrist. I was I was waiting to go get my eyes checked. >> You have bad eyes? I didn't even know that. >> Dude, my eyes are terrible. I'm like I'm like two points away from being legally blind. >> Ooh. >> So, I don't want to brag or anything. I don't want to make you guys feel bad at home. >> Okay. >> What video is this? >> I was ████ I don't even know what it was. It's like usually not even in my feed in my algo. I'm sitting waiting for my appointment and it's American Idol video. And it's this big Samoan kid. He's Hawaiian. >> The old school like season >> You talking about Iam Tongi? >> Iam Tongi, bro. >> Isn't that SEASON >> I'M TALKING ABOUT WHEN HE'S singing about his dad and his dad just passed. >> Yeah. I ████ bawled to that, too. >> That's what I'm saying, bro.
0:50 I see he tells a story about how his dad just passed away and then he sings his song. I don't even know what song it is. >> No, it's that Yeah, it's It's >> It's the Monsters. >> Yeah. >> I've never heard it. This dude starts singing it. >> Wait. >> And all the little monsters and inside of my head. >> That one's the Rihanna [laughter] song. >> AND ALL THE MONSTERS INSIDE OF I I HEAR that song and I start crying. >> No. That would be hilarious, though. >> I was like, "What [laughter] the hell?" >> Monsters is by James Blunt. >> Oh. >> But it's a song I I I guess it's >> [laughter] >> It's a song about like losing your father or something like that. So, it's like it's so emotional and this kid has a beautiful voice, you know what I mean? And then everyone that's like all the judges start crying and then you immediately start crying. >> I was crying going like, "MAN, MY DAD WASN'T EVEN THAT GOOD worth this s███." >> Bro, luckily yeah. It's [laughter] just father-son ████ Luckily, I have some last song.
1:40 >> And I had to try to wipe my eyes under and I was like, "F███." I was like, "Get it together." I was like, "Get it together." >> And you're just waiting for your dentist >> I wasn't expecting that at all. I was like, "Oh, cool. It's Hawaiian kid, you know?" >> Damn. I got to watch this, man. >> That Can we Can we Are we allowed to play 3 seconds? >> No, cuz it's American Idol and they're going to ████ >> They're going to >> if I What if I play the audio from here for 2 seconds? >> I think the audio ████ us harder than the visual. >> Oh, never mind. >> That's true. That's how they those bots can >> Bro, but have you guys ever I'm sure you guys have seen >> I'll I'll look it up. I'll look it up. >> No, it's cuz all I have is like I'm here with the monsters under my bed. >> [laughter] >> No, the the lyrics are actually like Like you know how like your dad scares the monsters away so you can go to sleep? And he goes, "Now I'll do it." So he goes, "Yeah, it's all right." >> It is just the premise alone is like >> Anytime Anytime the dad comes and tries to protect you, you're like, "F███."
2:31 >> And then the best part about it is like he he gives a story cuz like the worst part about American Idol is like they play it up. They give you this emotional thing and then they suck at singing. IT'S THE WORST. >> [laughter] >> AND IT'S LIKE THAT'S their dream and then you have to tell them no after they tell you this. >> This is my ticket out of whatever. >> And they're like, "No, you're staying there." >> So part of it is like you're relieved that his voice is so good. And you're like, "Oh." And then eventually I heard he wins the whole thing. >> Wow. >> So you're like, "Oh my god, what a story." But you Yeah, I ████ cried, dude. It was embarrassing. >> That was actually probably why I Am Tongi won. Like after that people just love >> Oh, of course. How do you not get on board? Cuz it was so emotional. >> Father-son ████ is just the hitter though. >> Oh, and we're getting old so we just start crying at stuff. >> But I think his pops just passed like a couple like a week ago right before that song. And I was like, "What a perfect
3:21 moment, man." >> And he's like he's getting emotional. Oh, it's terrible. Don't watch it. It's not good for you. Don't watch it. Makes your heart weak. >> It's so funny. We [laughter] both have s█████ dads and I'm like, "WHAT THE ████ HE DON'T DESERVE these tears, man." >> Dude, that's that's like when when you said monster it made me remember the the movie A Monster Calls when I told you I watched it on plane and I ████ cried by myself in between two big ass dudes. >> What was that one? >> I was dude, I turned around. I'm with like my boy Vang from Kinjaz. He's with his uh, fiance at the time. Um I turned around they're both crying their eyes off. I'm like, "What the f███?" right? Cuz I'm just sitting in front of them in a row on a plane. Two big ass dudes next to me. They're crying. They're I'm like, "Why are you guys crying?" They're like, "Dude, we just saw this movie Lion." Right? Oh, that one's good. It's really good, right? Dude, it's so good. You should watch it. I'm like, "Bro, I'm not ████ trying to cry on this plane
4:11 right now, dude. I'm ████ in between these two big dudes. I'm not trying to cry. I'm going to watch something else, right?" So, this movie called A Monster Calls. In the trailer, it's just like, ████ you know, giant monsters and stuff. I was like, "Whoa, this looks crazy. ████ it." I was put put it on. It's It's a kid who goes and retreats to the depths of his imagination in order to cope with the loss of his father who killed himself by suicide. >> I bet you felt so dumb when you turned that on. >> Bro, I'm watching this and then now I'm ████ balling by myself cuz it's like father-son ████ just gets you so hard. Hard is a really weird weird word to say. Um, but yeah, it >> It does get you hard, though. >> What What do you mean? It just hits you in a very erect way. >> Yeah. >> And next thing you know, I'm just balling. I finish this thing. I turn around. They're like, "You watched the movie?" I'm like, "No, I didn't. I watched something else." >> You text your dad, "Hey dad, I love you." He goes, "Thumbs up."
5:02 >> [laughter] >> No, he goes He goes, "No." He says, "No, it's okay. Try again." >> No, thank you, man. >> Try again later, man. >> It's an audio note. Uh. >> [laughter] >> This caller has blocked you. >> Dude, you know what's ████ crazy? I've always known this. We've talked about it before. I think it's very in Any situation, I think it's very simple for a son to see father-son stuff in media, and like, that's what will choke him up quicker than any other emotional context. It's the same thing with the ████ >> Especially when you get older, too. >> The father-son stuff in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, that ████ killed me. Like, I'm I'll It's a core memory to this day. I remember it. "Why won't Why won't you love me, man?" Anyways, of course, my dumb ass had a daughter. And now, father-daughter stuff is starting to make me weak too. So now anything father is ████ making me weak. >> Father anything. >> You cry on both sides.
5:53 >> Yeah, I'm crying on both sides now. >> Last father daughter thing you saw. >> what is father daughter stuff? I don't think I see that much. We don't pay attention to girl dad stuff. >> know, yeah, every the girl dad stuff is every Cuz usually they're not around, you know. >> Like Clueless? >> Oh, that's [laughter] a good girl dad movie. Yeah, you're right. It's a low-key one. >> What was like Nino's watching The Parent Trap the other day? >> Trap, dude. >> Which which that's a hyperfocus on on depends which side you relate to, you know? Or were you Were you the single mother? Were you the single father, you know? Dennis Quaid in that one, you know what I mean? And you're just kind of trying to like figure It's It's just different now. You just see stuff different. >> watch sad movies. >> No, they're not so It sometimes it ain't the sad stuff that gets you. It's you just get emotional because you're I don't know. It's just ████ you're ████ you know? >> what was a unintended one that I would
6:43 never watch again cuz it ████ caught me off guard? Blow. >> Blow? >> Johnny Depp? >> Yeah, man. That ████ ████ I was crying like a ████ >> You cried during Blow? Why? >> Because at the very end he has one last lick, one last job, and he told his daughter that he's done. >> I remember that one. >> And then that ████ was in jail and he kept having illusions like, "Oh, she's coming to visit." Oh, she didn't. >> See, if I watch that ████ now, father daughter ████ Oh, man. >> "Daddy, are you going to come see me in jail?" >> I know and then it's like, dude, I >> Cuz he promised her like, "Daddy coming, but daddy got to do one more lick cuz he need a money, man." And then >> Is he Vietnamese? >> ████ Damn. >> Might as well be. Vietnamese smuggler, you know? And he didn't show up. AND I WAS LIKE,
7:34 OH, I WAS LIKE, "F███, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DRUG dealing movie. What >> So you never watched that again? >> No, I got mad. Dude, it's like imagine if I was jerking off to a porno and then like turns out it was two dudes. And I was like I wouldn't even I didn't even want that. Like why'd you make me come? Like >> Jesus, I will say I can't wait till like you know, Lana gets a little bit older wants to like, you know, eventually like go somewhere travel and I'm like, I want to show you this old film during my era called Taken. >> [laughter] >> That's a father That's a girl dad. >> father-daughter stuff. Oh, that's a girl dad movie. >> Wouldn't that be so sick? That's a girl dad movie, right? >> At 5 years old or what? >> Like hey, happy Father's Day. What do you want to do today? I know our first since >> our first >> I've seen it a long time. >> Me and Jill's first Europe trip when we were like, I don't know, 28 or 27. Before we went, Jill's mom was like, you
8:24 have to watch this. Taken? Yes. >> [laughter] >> And then we were watching it. We're like does she really think everyone's going to get kidnapped and thrown in a ████ like brothel or whatever? I'm like this is crazy. >> But it But did it Did it slightly affect the way that you viewed your trip to Europe, though? >> A little bit. My antennas were up a little bit. >> Hey, that's all that matters, man. That's all She did her job. She's like, hey, I'm going to get this guy's antennas up a little bit. >> like Liam Neeson. >> Yeah, yeah. >> [laughter] >> He has He's got a particular set of skills. He was a Marine. >> I was like, man, this mom's ████ crazy, dude. >> [laughter] >> She's like She's like, dude, he's been He's a Marine. He's like Liam Neeson, right? Looks over. This guy's being a ████ He's like >> [laughter] >> But low key though, at that time when that movie came out, it hit a nerve on people where they just were like, you got to see Taken. Taken is crazy.
9:15 >> Hell yeah. It Dude, it was tight, though. Taken was sick. >> That's why they made like five other ones. >> Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then they got progressively worse, of course. Became Fast and Furious. He's in space saving the mission, you know. >> Is that the one where rich people want to torture for money or was that another one? >> No, that's like the sex trafficking one. That's like, you know, a lot of times like, you know, young travelers will be taken of and the next thing you know, they're abducted and put into the trade and then Liam Neeson in particular happened to work in a previous type of profession that allowed him particular set of skills. Where with a closing window, he was still able to get over there and do some real damage. >> So, where does the daughter play into this movie? >> The daughter was cast really well and that like you loved to hate her dumb ass. Like she was just the worst. >> Like a pretty naive girl, the perfect
10:06 candidate where like some European guy could charm her and slowly drug her and then >> Hey, you want to go back to my place and have some beers, man? Like he was talking like that. >> [laughter] >> And she's like, oh, okay, I'll go. And he's like, oh, you guys like to party, man. You American girls are very cool. >> [laughter] >> That's the movie. >> Yeah, it is. >> That's how they talk. They didn't have an accent like >> And then then it becomes like a cam girl type thing, right? Where like the the the >> They drug her. >> And she drugs her so she has to dance and strip. >> Oh, it's no, it's like behind it's behind like those two-way glasses so that like >> can jack to her. >> Make bids and stuff like that. >> He's like, I would like to buy this one. Yeah, they have a lot of different accents. Very Eastern European, you >> But then the dad comes and whoops everyone's ass. It's a good movie. >> He kills a sheik at the end, I think. Spoiler. >> That's really cool. >> her. >> No, dude. They saved her at the end. >> Yeah, before they spoiled her.
10:57 >> for you is like if you were to watch that now with >> having a daughter >> having a daughter, if you would be like, that's so irresponsible letting her go by herself, you know? It's like ████ like >> I don't well, number one, being the young traveler that I was that wanted to just like and and also I was playing them. I know how dumb girls are playing out there because I was playing them. >> Woah. >> Playing with them. >> I'm just going to teach my children to be comfortable with killing people. >> [laughter] >> That's crazy. Bro, when I was when I was traveling out and I was studying abroad, right? This is literally just like fellow students doing EAP education abroad program. So like the different UCs like all these students would just show up and we'd be in Spain and stuff. Obviously you build rapport, things happen, blah blah blah. Next thing you know, like you know, you're traveling in
11:47 different cities or countries together on your weekends or after. Then you're traveling and of course you're young. You're It's about saving money, trying to get as lit as possible, doing all the crazy stuff on like the cheapest dime, getting ████ up, right? You get ████ up and you start doing young kids stuff. You know, you're like 19, 20. So you start playing things like truth or dare and like next thing you know, you're like, "Oh my god, that was like the sickest life experience. I just ran like butt naked down the northern beaches of Spain, right?" Now, when I was there, greatest life experience. But I do recall the other girls that were there doing the same thing. And now that I have a daughter, I'm like, "You little sluts." Yeah. >> You have to supervise at all times. >> Yeah. I'm going with you. You want to go there to college? I'll go with you. >> You put a tracking tag on her at all times. >> Cuz the boys, you see this? This is my girl dad algorithm every day now. You
12:38 see the little kid boys, you see the little kid girls are all being cute and flirtatious. Camera pans to the ████ boy dad. Boy dad's like, "High five." Camera pans to the girl dad. Girl dad's like, And it's like that's the rest of your life. >> If I have a daughter, I'm just going to be like, "I'm sorry. You're so horny like dad." That's probably why you out there slutting. >> That's what you would say to your daughter? >> If I was less horny, then my genetics would be asexual. So she would probably be more like me. But if she's just ████ hoeing out all day long, I have nobody but to blame but myself. >> Also the player's curse, huh? >> Yep. >> Mhm. >> You're too horny. You shouldn't have that much horniness. >> Hey, then I guess we all know Ryan's horny, too. Am I right? >> We're all a little horny. Bart's probably the least horny out of
13:28 all of us. >> I thought I thought I was the >> I'm horny, dude. I have a small dick. I have a small dick. >> it. >> I have a small [laughter] dick. I'm not horny. >> Prove it.
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