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Off The Record: Which One of Us is the Biggest P.R. Nightmare?

#numberfive#cancelable#eatingsandwich#debatable#steve
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0:00 [Music] welcome back to another wonderful episode of care for boys today we have all the boys with us hey we got to clap for ourselves sometimes you have to yeah it's self nobody else does and it honestly doesn't happen that often not anymore yeah out and then we cuz it's already once a month and it's sometimes we have like you know busy things to do yeah it's mainly Steve who's gone like per like you know episode because it's I I lose money coming here I lose lots of money least consistency with the group no there's a there's a very specific dancer that's like well so like I can come in at like 10:30 but I got to leave at 10:45 can I still kind of come in but then host but now Joe doesn't say that and get paid still very it's very specific he's paying for the high I'm probably the most here I think I missed

0:51 like twice last year or once oh really yeah you're that's pretty impressive that you make it here so much and I'd ████ travel the most miles to be here you yeah you but you also have a lot of reasons to be here that's true I should be here I should be here out of everyone I should also need it the most personally yeah that's true I have nothing else going on caught you making tea in Hawaii that that we um so last night we went out to eat and you guys were somehow this conversation started I thought it was really funny but uh we were like yo who's the most like who's the biggest liability out of the six of us who's the most cancelable that'll get JK in trouble for something they said that guy right there and we tried to pick in order one know it's unanimous everybody knows who the actual never so we're not going to focus on let's go from six's start it was a

1:42 debate it was a semi debate safest safest I think it is debatable for the sake of conversation sure yeah we want this video to last 20 minutes are we voted number six least dangerous least cancelable is Nick Nick yeah I'll say Nick I would say Nick for sure Nick really you think so I think Nick just to ████ relief maybe Ryan but I think it's got to be Nick cuz Nick has no opinion and if you don't give any opinion you don't ████ get hurt that is correct cuz most of the time I'm like yeah I I see both I totally get it actually Nick got them Nick got them zingers though he got them one line zingers okay what they'll put them to the litm test yeah ask me what do you think about the juice you know they're quite controversial right now A lot of people are mad at them that's what some people say but I think they're you know I think they're you

2:33 know who's who said they're controvers hey this wasn't the one this wasn't mad there's some people are that are mad at the the there are some people that are mad com is that number six position up in the ranks some people are mad at Nick's Hot takes and the type of people that would cancel Nick like bicyclist everyone hates them anyway I hate them yeah so he he chooses safe scapegoat hates the hated yeah he hates the already hated he does he does have them on line zingers though like you know we'll randomly be talking about some serial killer who like did this to that and then nickel suddenly be like I kind of agree but that's not that big of a deal everyone knows I'm joking are you sure everyone knows I'm joking n the standup comic who's like who every who raise your ha like big tits and I find the one guy that doesn't

3:24 say he go well you don't like good kids are you gay and he's that open mic at Twin Peaks it's like the safest place to say that so sa anybody here hate airplane food I'll do stuff like that I I can kill on that I think so he's number six I would say he's a SI yeah I think he's a who's number five it has to be Ryan me you don't think I'm worse than Anthony Anthony is one of the worst one of the worst but he not it's usually not something he said it's something that we said he said Anthony you guys are collectively wor I'll tell you why I'll tell you why take down 911 is wild take down 9 wild but it's very pioneering yeah it is new none of us have an interpretive dance style you guys are literally my PR nightmare dude

4:14 you said Loose Change Is Not based enough everything outside of this room I'm dealing with jkp people coming up to me at the airport being like yo 911 just random ████ like that airport airport so inappropriate and it's from TSA too dude I wore my Lee show me proof shirt it was I was sweating people are making their own Anthony Lee show me proof shirts people are coming in here and shirts are on display and they're going what is this and then there's new marketing suddenly but today we're talking about JC being cancelled and you're pretty up there you heard JK a lot a lot I heard JK a lot go ahead and give me specifics Joe we'll get to you when you're it's your turn but we're talking about rank number five right now about how we feel it doesn't we don't have to tell you it's about how we feel he's like we're talking about rank number five and he says my name no it's cuz I'm protecting you he

5:05 says you're five and I'm like no you're not okay thank you okay let's do a background check growing up in school have you guys who have any of you guys been sent to the principal's office oh yeah sure oh me way more than him way more I've got in trouble generally more than him then maybe you are five and he's four then no wait what how am I Fane say top ████ three how is he not it's like 1 a 1B Anthony's in there yeah you know I think I'd throw Steve in there bro oh as the safest yeah I think I think i' throw Ste there I'm a family top three way Steve's top three reason why it's debatable for number one is cuz Steve's in the debate yeah State your case cuz one Steve is a comedian right so he could always be like I'm a tuber comedian dude but comedians get the cancel the most yeah

5:55 but he can say some wild ████ right and then you know it'll be forgiven in a couple of weeks I say wild ████ on a show nobody watches that's what I'm saying number five and now crypto I'm on the same show crypto you know's he's not really saying wild takes are you I I what are they going to canc top three for sure top three the card Community does hate me though literally he was in a ████ Filipino food Blog commercial or whatever talking about like dude these people right here you're a white guy I think you go to like top three right that's what I'm saying I'm a family man he's got a Target on his back it's not popular to be white right now wrong skin color you're ████ up it was so cool 10 years ago it was so Co number five you you're convinced I'm number five I think you're number five but then you but you had a really good point yesterday you said I was number six earlier no I think I think's number five I think Ryan's more dangerous I more dangerous I think

6:47 you're more dangerous too no but we're talking about most likely cancelable I think you're actually number one in dangerousness but you're so stealth that you're not attracting attention yeah Ryan social media so he's not even posting the cancelable stuff of himself that's so he's highlighting everybody else's that's true danger it's like he's number one most dangerous but I think he's like number five most cancelable I see what you're saying I see what you mean I think it's kind of like when you see flies going around and clearly there's a piece of ████ attracting it I think that's Anthony yep but then Ryan there's flies you know like what is it and you're like and you look closely oh it's dry piss so you don't really know what's happening until you look really deep try pissing your ████ yeah I think your I say dog ████ more is number five and then you're number four wait to get to number one

7:37 I'll tell you that right now do ████ I'm pissed from a off model that sense you know what this is made for it's made for him this is the Flies that's the dried that's the poop right there that's not even my bit but you attracted things to you you you want to know something really funny you attract ████ the ████ Flag buttons let's say we attract some like stupid biased like old school news like Washington Post or something and they find out about this bit and they write about it they will for sure think Anthony started it there's no way there's no way they can look up the truth you guys are my PR nightmare so many videos you could never go through them all you couldn't even have ai go through them all possible I'm just seeing now that researcher for that paper they're just like oh this this guy's scum like he said that the only thing that's debatable is that like maybe you guys ruined my career I I don't think that's debatable

8:27 I think we lift it I don't think that's debatable what Steve said nobody watches I think we lift it nobody watches this no you're good you're good we just put a voice behind the dancer everybody puts twin tower gifs on all my dance videos hey because engagement so what forget hey people are excited to comment on your stuff because you're a hot guy you have a Target on your back that's yeah there the same reason why Steve is white guy white guy Target on his back sex hot guy Target on your back SE and and your six foot move on can we Mo fine I'm ████ four he said at least top three Jo starting to turn me around which we're at top four right now and I think I'm safer than Anthony what I think they because you wiggle so much you're right yeah because

9:18 I let me State my case in my defense you look like a special needs dude exactly no one takes me seriously even if I'm saying worse ████ than exactly cuz i' just like you I see created over the years so much of a moat around myself dude Joe might be number five the reverse psychology here is if you take what I say seriously and try to cancel me people think you're dumb yeah it's true cuz how dare you it's like picking on someone with Down Syndrome you can't do that to me cuz you become the bad guy yeah so even when people were saying like oh dude Steve's racist and they hit you up you're like n dude I'm more racist and you like send them proof and stuff like that and it's like you're not cancelable that's like cuz you're like how dare you socialize with people like Steve Green and I'm all like I socialize with worse people like real na Neil Nazi so shut up right so

10:10 does that mean Joe's number six then and then Nick's five probably after what I said yeah I'm probably might be three because you're normal but if he has Down syndrome that's for sure below you yeah oh ████ I'm down I can claim that eventually I can eventually clim there's a possibility though that the down Community gets a hold of this video and then they're mad at him if I take a I'm one I work together Down syndrome Community never gets mad but if I take a IQ test and I prove that I have double digit IQ I think I'm number six again 99 maybe maybe it's like 78 you don't know we see I think I actually have cancelable actions and takes but because no one takes me seriously Scot freak you're like that thing at the car wash that's like blowing around like this and all that stuff and no like who if you put a sign in that everyone just like no one takes

11:03 no one pays attention whatever that's advertising it's ████ 5 four you're like the piece of dog ████ on the floor but then it's so old the Flies are done with it that's good top three is St Anthony so you're saying you're the hot ████ huh you're the hotg like I'm fresh all right so now we're on to our top three top three top three it's down to Anthony Bart and and Steve okay I'm I I think between Anthony and Steve they're kind of equal and the reason why is like remember look at the pigment of his skin don't that know that's right so they tie for first it was so cool 20 years ago tie for no they tie for second place because well CU Steve's white everything that he says is controversial even when it's not racist I didn't I can actually be racist and say racist ████ I don't like Filipino

11:54 food races and ethnic like people say I'm white adjacent though we're not on you you yet we all know where your standing I'm number two white adjacent I don't like anime what do you think of that that means you're anti- weeb right there you go whatever that is I'm anti that wait anti anti- wee what's the one what's the hot one what's the group of people that don't like the fact that you keep your uh foot and boot on women's heads they call that sexist ah there it is see there's all that stuff well also they believe that you're our true master and Overlord and we all we trying to make you laugh and and and we want to be validated by you so you think Bart's number three nope Bart's number one Steve number three Steve and Bart's number one Steve and Anthony's share number two okay there's

12:44 no number three we skip the ████ I would go four five four five6 let's let's tie break that let's tie break that let's think of what's Anthony's worst cancelable take and what's Steve's worst one what's their worst things Anthony uhhuh the 911 thing because he's in a well no I think because he's in a ████ ass dance industry and he attracts all those punk ass ████ into the comedy World fa and it's like dude keep those flies out keep those ████ flies out of here dude can we call this video can the video title be KES k k and all the tags are K the worst PR for me and ████ and ████ Steve has has all those old videos that are like can't be recreated today and if they find them then they

13:35 come back and go I can't believe you have somebody like that on your show they're too long people don't have the attention fan to get their my old videos they're too ████ long and they're 240p that's my new defense I'm going to start reposting old Steve stuff hey that's cool we're not trying to get but that's what he does anytime he's under threat he'll say something and make something up about me that's cancelable today and then I'm like ████ how did that happen you know what's funny it does happen very quickly let's just say this the amount of time and you guys know all know this is true that we have to say we should probably cut what was just said it's it's usually what he said what do you mean yeah that's true what do you mean what am I saying I come on dude I'm not going to do it to you this video is called kid kid kid kid just just say it Steve a lot of new fans watching I don't want to do that I don't want to do that just don't hold back just say it assuming that

14:26 that's going to draw it people who were just watching the welcome everyone from Bolivia and around the world thing is though to me is that you two have actually been cancelled and you're not doing anything it's just happening it's like you're just existing I have not been cancelled people try to cancel you guys is what I'm saying it's like you're being controversial but not you're not doing you're just existing in the same topic yesterday I've not been canceled when I said I was like oh maybe I'm getting canc you're like no you haven't until you get thousands of comments and blah blah blah blah blah until people are commenting on your friend stuff and I was like oh that's Steve you're getting hated I'm getting disliked by a few but but the funniest thing to me is you're just existing or eating a sandwich and people ████ hate your goddamn guts right I think you're P this out of

15:16 proportion cuz he's hot guy eating a sandwich he's literally just taking a bite out of a sandwich and people are like I don't think people ha you you ████ it's the best wouldn't haveen any other way right and then like I'm actually saying offensive ████ and no one gives a ████ I see the comparison it's like basically you guys are innocent yeah you guys are innocent dude I ████ said one day damn dude the Nazis got sick ass uniforms bro well you know what it is a lot of the time it's like you said because of ████ ass dance industry people are more getting mad at you for what you're not saying oh that's a whole thing too where it's like your silence is violence and all that ████ yeah you eating a sandwich but your actual that's the gayest ████ ever and here we are at number one number one three right there but the

16:08 funniest thing to me is on the spectrum of 1 to six uhhuh we're the most aware and have hot takes right yeah they don't know what they're saying is hot takes at the very end or like they're not even saying anything they're just catching ████ they're just catching ████ cancel L's right Bart is just joking uh-huh and all of us are laughing the video goes up and the whole ████ world hates us now wait if you had to give it number two to either Steve or Anthony you had to pick one ████ Anthony a th% you know he's just saying that let's move on to number one number two if all the fans know all the fans know Steve's number two let's in the comments below who's number two we need to settle that one three was three empty or four I mean it

16:58 would go to Steve if n you guys tie at two it's like an Asian elevator is a missing floor if anything me and Steve tie at three there's no number two because Bart's that bad Bart's c one and two and why did why did we figure out Bart's number one how come I don't I don't have CU we've actually been almost canceled multiple times from him how come how come I can't have the Down Syndrome Shield because you haven't portrayed yourself you're too too sturdy dude to he's Wiggly boy you're ████ sturdy like if you if you make a building and it's super ████ sturdy and you you attack it with a with a bomb it will it will get hit right it will get hit it will go down if you attack a ████ one of these Wiggly guys or whatever he just looking comes right back but I'm Uncle Sam though that guy's ████ dumb but it's not consistent through your whole branding no exactly

17:50 yeah if you were lifting weights and sucking a dildo while you were doing it maybe but you also have this like giant gy with all these supplements and the clothing and stuff he's got a teop you look successful also true he works for David so yeah he's under the marketing department he's under that I take orders from David Soul I think that that in itself is pretty ████ D David's the ideas guy also it's it's like a it's a known thing that people are more verbally harsh towards things that they don't think they can physically destroy really no I think it's because there's jokes that develop within our group that when taking outside and clipped Bart

18:40 always gets caught in there out of context that's true yeah out of context there was a whole time when when the whole petal Bart was going around that ████ was ████ hilarious but there's several times at that almost yeah so if you take the line just the line that he says out and then you he said kids were hot last week Anthony but see you see how that kind of alii wants you know that's Nick's line he started it who he started it this this guy this guy started the whole thing and then of course flies come and then you see the ████ dookie and then I step in the poop and you blame it on me I've already accepted I'm top three you should take your championship belt dude and was like step in it step in it going RIS this whole Channel we're getting a strike dude I'm not going to deny it cuz my whole life has been like

19:31 that this arms crossy like I'm not going to deny it dude honestly my whole life literally third grade ████ fifth grade Bart go to the principal's office and I'm like the ████ did I do Bart recording apology fans in the comments in the comments put your list from number one biggest PR threat to number six least most liked one is just that's how it is based off of one you get a shirt Face Off you will not get a shirt you get a shirt if you put if you put Steve is number one we're going to give you our woo and our Coogi no no no you you get a shirt anon's number one the fact that Anthony almost had five and he ended up at two is so funny remember Ryan made all those shirts okay he's our actual biggest PR nightmare

20:21 also we're going to play Fantasy cancel team fantasy cancel pick your top five most canceling starting team and put it together what sucks is I want to be canceled so bad but The Thirst gets me not cancelled why do you want to be canceled cuz I want the attention use this F oh because you're good at monetizing like it's fine I do still think Ryan should maybe there's debate for him being number one number one he's a sneak he's a sneak attack a sneak attack the reason why there's anything that goes up in a certain way he is definitely you get it a white see a clip and be like we got a canel chck it he did the clip and I took myself out he's the reason I don't think it's okay by the way to say kids are hot I think it's okay to say I agree that kid will be

21:11 [Laughter] [Music] hot

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