0:00 [Music] and welcome back to another awesome episode of the careful boys where today we have [Applause] Nick okay we got Giani here I'm not I'm [Applause] not that great you ever heard that Applause before that's a JK original oh we like that one that's yeah that's also a JK original what is that that's a panther yeah it's a bacteria Center don't tou it's a don't touch it wuh virus Center dude's lips have been on it ta lip where Co started what did you just hear I I heard what did you hear I heard what did you hear I'm not going to say it did you hear Wuhan somewhere I did hear that yeah but that wasn't just me was it in this side of
0:50 the room or was it over there somewhere it was more in the white side I couldn't be more white okay so speaking of good transition if if you could play any instrument or learn any language in 2 hours which would you choose in one that's a ████ great question you like piano the best piano hands down wow piano your hands are [Laughter] down you be like Ryan I feel like that's the like ultimate if you know piano you under you really understand music theory and then now you could play any other instrument and with modern technology like if you have those ████ corg keyboards you could play You Go guitar now it's guitar or ████ Harps a chord or whatever but then there's no flip to that there's no
1:42 guitar that goes click piano and then now it's piano so like if you can play piano you can score a movie you can go ████ horns too get AAR yeah you can do whatever and now you could do the whole what instrument get you the most you know what is that balls yeah balls what instrument get you the most P this one right here definitely that one but there's no hair on those balls so when you blow that one dude I know it's kind of working oh yeah how many different things do you have [Laughter] over Dude I didn't know I was guest stting on Sesame Street today what the ████ I didn't even know you had that why don't use that more bro yeah that look way more fun it's crazy to
2:34 hear it in like person right right right yeah every time someone makes a ████ joke you just go that was the best debut of that instrument ████ I should be on a court keyboard dude we've all been SE for hell long he hasn't pulled that out once how long has this show been going on dude how long you over 10 years over 10 years he's he's literally been waiting for that moment for like 10 he goes now what a setup bro holy ████ this episode's brought to you by Joe yeah piano for me so it's either you learn an instrument or a language or a language in 2 hours wow in two hours yeah yeah yeah skateboard I'm going skateboard that's kind of tight that's kind of fresh ████ it's an instrument of your feet dog
3:24 who's your top skatebo who's your favorite um I don't know many of them I know uh Tony Hawk so you'd want to be like do know like no I'm actually just kidding I was just I literally saw a skateboard behind you guys I was like skatebo the black dude yeah NAA is that his name naaya not naaya I thought that's how you spell it n i j i a h n he he hooked up with a girl I like I don't talk about that guy ████ yeah n y j a h you're right n NAA H what about him that is nasty too skateboarder yeah he's pretty cool yeah he's really good he's the he's like the bad boy of skateboard oh really the bad boy bad boy was that you don't like that not English Okay final answer I'm
4:16 like I don't know just not English English would you rather learn a new language or a instrument that's hard bro a language probably really for me yeah cuz I picked up piano during Co did you like I don't need to know no no no I have plenty to still learn but I could play like a good like 10 12 songs oh wow lot no no no like actual songs I can't do that cuz like when you go to like an actual teacher they start you on like stuff like that I can't learn like that um so do you know like Theory or are you like self taught on songs self taught on songs so it's like choreography with your fingers got it um I would love to learn theory but for language probably the language of my people Chinese oh Mandarin C I think she's ████ with me I don't is it true or not she has
5:06 that it's in the eyes look at the eyes look how squinty them things are no she has Chinese cheeks Chinese colen Chinese you know it's in there what eyes we all look the same talking oh I don't like this I don't like this this sounds racist yeah I don't like no no no I was doing the opposite you sing isid freaks it's it's like it's like I don't see color yeah yeah that's I was going to say I don't see color like okay dude whatever you round eye bro there round ey they're ████ bold these people not on my watch that's my answer a new language would be cool language I think yeah what language um and if oh so I want to learn um well I want to be better at Japanese but I already know Japanese I just suck at it
5:56 I think I would learn Welsh oh really yeah I thought that was an accent Welsh is a language it's a language bro it's like gay I mean there's like 15 people that speak Welsh I know that is going to be like that's the most unuseful thing you could ever ask for but that's because uh my wife is Welsh right okay so then like from it dude she and she doesn't speak English at all so like that way they can communicate finally we can communicate she's got a cool ass ████ accent though huh she sounds Northern but then it's not so cool because she went to London and then it sounds and ████ it all up yeah she doesn't sound as Northern anymore but um I think it would be a good secret language cuz not a lot of people understand it oh you could talk to her in public and no one picks it up I learn we both will learn Welsh together but also she so she don't even know Welsh
6:47 she knows like a few words I think she knows more French the Welsh people don't even know Welsh yeah we speak English mate what ACC is that dud yeah I know that one Irish that's Chinese that's Korean you sound like you're from London what what's a Welsh word do you know any Welsh like phrases I think there was this one city it was like kin oh wow and I was like now you're ████ being racist to us now you Pricks are being racist to us in the educational realm okay this is all for education I don't know if I pronounced it oh it's all for educational purposes great his butthole one's enough that's
7:38 fair it sounds crazy though it's it's it's uh it just sounds wild and I'm like how did okay like you know how Scottish and and Irish and like um Welsh folks have an accent right that's cuz they had a different language and they learned English so that's is that's why their English is all like it's just like being Cho here is that actually why mhm they have their own language and then but then I I just thought it was a a weird like crazy thing to learn and then and it's also like preserving it so like that's pretty cool cuz it's up to Joe to preserve the Welsh culture but I don't I think that's wrong because British people never had a a another language English yeah but they there was an old you know there's an older English sounds very very different it's not a Korean you said hello
8:28 in that's what I thought you said for a second there's old you guys well I mean gaic is a thing well cuz no it's cuz England conquered whales and then made them wipe out their culture that's why a lot of them kind of didn't speak it is confusing cuz they all look the same you know what I mean finally someone said it oh I'm saying it and in Scottish people they spoke their own Scottish gay like until they joined the United Kingdom who are the Celtics yeah yeah the Celtics are the ancient whites the ancient whites the ancient whites and they got taken over by the English too I think Celtics or Celtics no because like you know the Roman Empire yeah when they conquered England or that
9:19 southern area before it was England or whatever that was like the dominant people so it's all just like all these mixed folks yeah cuz they also got raided by Vikings and ████ and so yeah they're all named Sven Sven Sven yeah who are they the Norse and ol yeah I don't like where this is going dude yeah we're just dunking on G I can't even say anything back just kidding I wasn't even thinking anything what would you want instrument or ████ language dude I feel like I need to speak the language of my people which is you know how to speak chines what's his people what's his people yeah what's my people GI American right safe pretty close very close so you're saying he doesn't speak English well ████ I can't win I don't um uh yes
10:10 dude it's probably exactly what you're thinking whatever you're thinking just say it in his head he's like I was going to say Chinese yeah call me a ching chong dude no dude I said Chinese you're going to change all the ████ I was like what is it it's like all we just need to we just need you to say ching chong once so we can it over yeah so Ryan can cut up nice song CH they're like who's the song that sings who's the guy that sings holiday and I'm like Chingy they're like Bingo we need I think speaking Mandarin would be ████ tight like I would need you can't speak any Chinese not really like I understand it here and there but like by the time my parents well by the time I was born cuz I have a big gap with my sisters they kind of were growing up they grew up speaking it a little bit more and then they didn't even ████ try with me like yeah this ████
11:00 can't even read English so we need to focus on that first and that was like a real thing actually so then like his hands keep going like this like put him down let's not give him let's not overload his small brain let's give to him's just hand feed him vict like whoa whoa whoa he just did an arm bar do that words is not his strength let's not do more so I think probably that but I would always like learning instrument is so ████ cool it's you know how to do musical stuff like I play guitar for a little bit but I wasn't like that good I just play violin obviously that's hard I hear it's really hard viol is but it's like you give me violin now I don't know what the ████ am I going to learn I know how to put rosin on it I know how to do that dud like imagine like cuz that's a cool one where like 2 hours you could be fun with it you could be you could be oh I want to do this weird thing because it's it won't it's not too much of my
11:51 time dude imagine knowing the ████ harp that would be hilarious wheeling in this massive instrument like ████ watch this and every's like okay cool having to transport weirdo this is a weird vibe you're good yeah like that'll shut everyone up that's a show stoer ceiling is entertaining people at the hallway of the bagio the height of your career dude if James Brown got popular cuz he was playing the ████ harp you know he he wasn't Bart troll ass is going to come in with a keyboard and PR harp check this out dude I think playing instrument is ████ way cooler than learning a language though I you can aspire to be the transition for live shows as a heart person dude cuz dude as they close the curtain you play the heart and you tell
12:41 them like what happened during this time and ████ definitely you know how like you were saying that if you ask anybody on the street if they wanted to be in a movie it' Always Be yes I feel like it'd be the same thing if you could be like a rock star or rapper sure player yeah like you see see ████ y mom when he starts playing his uh his dude it looks like he's masturbating bro but it's like you feel like you can't help but to feel something even though you don't instrument you're like this is the cool imagine someone runs up to you on the street you're like you want to play the harp you're like I don't know not really no said everybody wants to play the har stop yelling at me it's very instrument dependent you know but like just to be a crazy musician like I think that's everyone's ████ like everybody wants a piece of that yeah yeah you know and there's so many talented just
13:32 singers music just like just like a drunk uncle that doesn't even do it for money yeah like they can just go all of a sudden you're just like wow this is amazing well you think about you think about like some of the funniest people you've ever met don't even do entertainment that's true like oh yeah you know I mean that's true and you go you could be a star one day and then they're like I'm too shy I don't like crowds they're like just I like Enterprise like I I love this place yeah I can't who's gonna work who's going to take this over if I if I become a huge I think rational answer will also be learned Chinese cuz it's like useful as ████ in my family you don't Chinese more than the music wait I thought you do rational I thought you speak M I know I know a couple phrases in context but other than that like if I if I knew Mandarin I'd be probably way crazier in China business right now what do you
14:22 speak at home already crazy Vietnamese oh but don't they speak English over there with you with all the business stuff no I'm not everybody for sure not everybody a lot of people are very okay at English how come I'm I'm hella fluent and I got zero business over there well it's because your business is okay what do you mean my business sucks hey you know what do you want to do business in China is there money yeah it's China though that's the that's the trade wait why you making that face talk to Chinese Japanese that's why I'm counting I'm going one two three four try it try it no he'll teach you so that's rational but for the fun ching chong CH no is that actually it all right bait
15:16 him ching chong bing bong is the next oneing long I've heard that before that's the even numbers long Ting Tong long but in two hours so was silly it would be the saxophone bro sax is kind of night bro I ████ like that answer dude ████ you guys he's cool as ████ dude ████ the keyboard bro you know what's funny I you inspired by Bill Clinton I tried to get that's one way to look at it I tried to um Lisa Simpson I tried to get uh a I got a saxophone off Amazon for like 299 bucks one time like years ago cuz I was like yo I'm going to just try and pick this up and then I was annoying as ████ in my apartment in the H BR they're going to kick you out dude yeah and then after that I just never did it again it's loud that's why who's this guy playing this beautiful music like
16:06 you know what I mean when you suck in the beginning cuz like glowing into the saliva's going everywhere and you just can't moosey he's like the saliva's going every I'm like relax over there that that was very immature I'm sorry go on I cut you off I forgot what I was about to say it's okay I want to learn Vietnamese too so I feel like I should hop on the van why why Vietnamese just cuz everyone said it dude imagine if I was like I want to learn ████ German everyone's like oh relax I got to go Viet what about Italian sounds so tough yeah Italian seems beautiful you you you know what's weird I don't even like that language or like people or like Italian women like it's not kind of like my really what about the food the food's great don't get me wrong but also I ate pasta and piz my whole life make the food too no no men make food too see you do like
16:57 Italians yeah most of the cooks in Italy are are men yeah um cuz I feel like cooking in Italy is like an actual like it's like a big deal right it's so strict and I'm not saying that women can't do be big deals why you don't like you think women can't cook that's crazy you don't think Italian women can cook so what do you like Chinese so what do you like I like everything about Chinese women you're your thoughts opinions if you're not if you don't gravitate toward Italian stuff what what do you gravitate toward if if you were to like put a gun in my head and say tell me what you like I don't have a type but like tell me what you think the most beautiful woman like you know type in the world I would say like Middle Eastern like Lebanese um like that style of women like you're a big schwarma lover I I do love the food um but like
17:47 yeah the leban like the Middle Eastern women are like like Arab oh my God forget why you got to put a gun to your head to say that oh because I feel like that you would force me to say something you know go you or if you had a video of me saying ching chong like oh we got it we got it got it's locked in do not delete this Ching CH and repeat it too ching chong ch ch ch ch put it on a loop clip that with the butthole video next is him doing this bro if we get him to do this that area of the world that's honestly that's the one place that like I want to go to like Israel and like um the Middle East but it's like a lot of those places are dangerous if you don't know anyone you know what I mean you're going to do a world ████ tour I just came back from one Europe but I did a European one yeah I do want there's a lot of brown folks in the europs so yeah a lot in London a lot
18:38 like yeah you see how big his eyes got he was like a lot in London they're they're out there open up eyes just stop dude I'm trying to just jealous I wish I had that range of motion myol the mobility in our eyes it just doesn't go I do eye ups every morning that's that's what the white people aren't saying we have to do eye UPS just stare like that God one day one day
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