0:00 [Music] damn this article is extra sad to me because as i was reading it it's um it was still like an ongoing thing and i was excited to like see what the development was today yeah and uh yeah it's not good so uh upon reading it boy five years old uh in morocco he got stuck at the bottom of a well uh for some reason it always happens to kids but yeah this this kid fell down a hundred foot well jesus christ and the well had like a diameter of 17 inches oh my god yeah really really tiny and he was he'd been stuck down there for four days and uh damn that sucks and they had this whole uh rescue operation to try to get them out obviously they can't just like
0:50 you know put a rope send someone down yeah you can't do that so they have to dig like kind of like adjacent to it all the way down to where he is and then dig this way to try to get to him without the wall of the well collapsing whoa super super sensitive they couldn't just dig this way huh yeah they just couldn't do that there's no way because then they'll just get you know the dirt's gonna yeah there's a million ways you could go wrong if they do it that way they couldn't just find the biggest chameleon they could find and have them stick his tongue out down there and the kid gets stuck to the tongue it's a good idea that's really funny in toontown yeah they would do that what country this is in morocco no chameleons there it was too dry lizards very small so um damn where's rapunzel when we need her dude yeah so it was like they had a helicopter on standby for right when they get him out it's gonna like take him straight to the hospital all these
1:40 things were in place for everything to go right and then like literally right now as i opened it up uh the boy died oh what the ████ man yeah thanks uh does it say that he died during the rescue part of it like did the rescue part ████ up or did it was just didn't make it i it's it yeah i think it says when they got to him he wasn't making four days of pain how did he survive that fall dude they were sending food down and like water down to him um yeah it's super just like new right this second so uh i don't even know if i can survive a day that's ████ crazy yeah i do i'm dead you're just stuck down there it's dark and it's cold they really tried to do everything they could possibly do did they know that he fell down there immediately like the day of yeah and then they try to figure ████ yeah because the boy's father i believe is like working on the well and then uh the
2:30 boy was like kind of in the area with his mom and then he just like wandered off and and just went down yeah i remember watching this video of this dude he was walking down this like grassy field and he didn't see this um it was like a sewer uh ████ entry place right and then he fell inside broke his bones couldn't get back up and while he was down there he just had to ████ drink some sewer water ████ a snake rolled by next to him he had to bite that ████ and eat it and it was like some weird amount of time that he just had to like lay there and finally he heard some people walking by and he like screamed [Music] and i'm like dude that is a ████ nightmare dude being stuck somewhere yeah it's like that one movie where the guy got stuck in between the ice and ████ or the the sand oh that's different
3:20 is that the sand the ice climber is it though which one is it i thought you talked about when he's arms stuck in the cliff and he had to cut it off right that's 127 was that in the desert or was that in the ice it was in the desert it was in the rocky uh hiking paths i literally don't know i think i think it was desert okay okay well you asked this guy about it you don't want to watch that ████ because he takes tyco out there all the time and always get worried you know arizona you know just in those exact cliffs where james franco was you know looks like similar to rain you know yeah it's kind of similar is it because he fell he fell in his arms yeah and then like it shift the rock like shift it also like fell and stuff and then it just clamped on his arm so he's stuck there and he couldn't and the story is you have to chop it right you stuck for how many days 127 hours yeah why they gotta make the
4:10 hours so big so it just feels longer well divide that by 24 hours please i don't know the ████ five days and uh what five and some change yeah some change some change five in a nickel less than a week because it's not a big impact if you say five days yeah it's weird it's five days like five days four nights what is this resort you're really counting it by minutes like because if you're stuck and that was crazy because he had to cut his arm off with something that was not very sharp what do you do it with a blind pocket knife yeah it was really ████ blind because the pocket knife would would be short enough to go but then the second you get to the bone and the nerves and they showed it in the movie in terms of like the hardest part it's like the nerves and he just left his arm there yeah plus you're also like after like you don't do that until the last resort so he's already weak he's been drinking his own urine he's hype like
5:00 hallucinating about ████ there's no food did he have morning wood still that's a good question it's five days right you might have five days in the morning wood stuff these are the questions we should have answered the q and a for winter screening did you get morning wet on the third date yeah we should ask this question so we can get thrown out of the screening but what if he's like no no i'll answer it no i'm so glad you asked let him ask the question bring him back the guy's there he's just kind of like well i mean it's legitimate man-to-man tell me the truth yeah they need to have a man-to-man section at q and a's they should huh hey uh from jk news man of man it's a man-to-man question man-to-man all right stand down for those five days how many times did you jack off what do you think the actual answer is all the men in the room yes please answer you thought about it he's like first of all i loved uncle chen [Laughter]
5:50 big fan uncle trent big big ████ fan i didn't even know during about 20 minutes it was 127 hours i definitely had a couple chuckles thanks to you did you just watch it imagine watching jk ████ films didn't call for help he used his only bar of wi-fi for that moment he saved it he had it saved camera roll i mean for five days you gotta keep yourself busy somehow what are you gonna do fondle yourself i don't know you know okay i mean i do it when i i you think about it you have to dehydrate yourself more well okay i didn't think about you're stuck somewhere for five days what do you do especially if you have anxiety jacking off is one of the best things to do when you have anxiety what if he did it to fall asleep you're gonna do i just okay it's a good question for the room though like he's using something you were stuck in the boulder which you've jerked off how do we find ourselves back here
6:41 that'll be fine i'd be afraid i'd pass out come on what's sad is like that situation of uh you know the franco dude being stuck in a boulder a million times better than being in a well that's 17 inches that i don't know i don't want to be in the belly of a snake you know yeah that's this is like 15 inches so it's like like a little bit but the kit is probably like 14 inches so dude that's so sad yeah that's a nightmare dude right i mean at least this other dude had options yeah yeah 100 feet down is a long long way down 100 ████ yeah that's like almost 10 stories yeah the kid fell 100 feet down he fell 100 feet down so he's probably got like existing injuries that are of course like he might be bleeding and turtle bleeding there's water there too obviously and they were they weren't even sure if like they were letting food down but they had no way of knowing if he was like eating
7:32 it or not well they can't be like oh did you get a food can i get a grilled cheese they could actually hear him like uh i think they could hear him crying oh ████ don't give me the ████ real feelings i know yeah it's really like super tragic but this is why we have to talk about jacking off because it's just i was like so excited to be because like it all had such a good outlook i was like oh it's gonna be dope when i come to the office and then the update is that he's like out and he's wearing a blanket everything you think you're going to see and nothing they just were like he didn't make it how many movies do in real life end in a like sad story well at least some of it's like half and half like the chilean miners one remember like that one was like tell me about that one is it a good story yeah they say yeah most of them right most of them what what about the the the thai soccer team the kid boys
8:22 oh the boss that got uh they were stuck underground somewhere did they get like some like special operations scuba guys or something one guy died trying to save him though didn't he yeah that's right he was the guy that saved them and he died yeah but the kids were safe though yeah yeah they saved the kids i saw a bus so africa was flooding right and then this bus driver went over this bridge that had river water going over it and i guess he was just like i don't give a ████ let's go you know and then as he was going the bus got pushed by the river water and it went into the river in less than 10 seconds that ████ just went to the ground and only three people swam out of it it was a full bus and i just hear people going oh my like they're not not oh my god but they're like screaming and yelling like and then you see people trying to go and run after it and then you see people trying to climb out of the window and only a couple people
9:13 made it out and i was like that i just witnessed like in less than 10 seconds a whole ████ ████ ton of people drowned to death crazy dude imagine if like an opening is not easy enough to access waters pushing you up the bodies are trying to scramble because you don't think in orderly fashion yeah and how many people can actually swim yeah like you don't know and to be able to think effectively yeah the water might not might be murdered through all these ████ bodies and ████ not like there's chlorine to have it clear enough if you have a window of time to probably get out plus there's like the first like minute where you're in disbelief and shock of what's going on not thinking of escape yeah the water's cold and ████ like yeah because if you don't even start holding your breath immediately it's like what that's like it's gonna be fun oh my god i hate when yeah that's it it was a muddy water too it's not clear yeah you're not gonna see ████ dude as
10:04 soon as you get out it's all ████ like it's all chocolate milk so you can't even go and help anybody oh you can't see nothing yeah well i'm glad we changed the subject yeah thanks guys it reminded me of something sad this is the ████ saddest jk news episode ever dude okay why though okay 127 hours i'll jack off every day yeah anthony let's go end the video [Music] you
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