0:00 thank you [Music] please do not ruin this by looking at what you're oh God eating because this costs a lot of money really it's gonna suck is this gonna burn my butthole oh no it's not gonna burn it's that okay it's not are you gonna feed us something we're gonna vomit after no no it's just a taste test of a new product okay it's just chips there's no way it's not the next it's spicy no it's fine something that was made out of worms and bugs down right now it's stinky toast do you want to see his reaction I don't want to close my eyes it's like a good reaction first just eat it Steve eat it it's just chips you eat it first it's a talking straws just try it just try it it's like ghost peppery ████
0:50 here here you go let me go next there's reaction wait I think you're talking can I smell it do it in order just have a chip [Music] this is like Cricket dust or something it's not crazy it's just chips it smells good yeah sure it's really good oh we're supposed to smell it you can smell it yeah you can do whatever you want just don't we just can't see the cover do whatever you want you don't look at the bag okay this is actually edible yeah yeah this isn't gonna ████ me up or give me ████ I don't I don't think it will okay go it is up holy ████ ████ dude what line holy ████ no waste these ████ lines I was like bro I was quivering I was like if that makes Steve it's gonna burn me dude
1:42 with me nah it's just a little chip it's just a chip it's pretty good right it's like you guys were eating baby ████ it's just chips isn't it it tastes like a jalapeno chip or like a do a pickle chip cool dusted with like yeah yeah maybe I hate that cool I know dude you don't eat it eat it they're actually really good don't ████ lie to me see so many what the ████ why are you telling him doing so many yeah no reason is that come on man hold on it's just chips right yeah is this like someone's ashes in here or something what that is weird it tastes like a chip from Asia you know Asia has weird
2:32 flavors like green onions soy sauce lays or some ████ oh yeah good tastes good yeah try it out you eat it yeah you eat one right now no it's human no it's not human come on I'm starting to feel sick I think it's in my head though it tastes good the Bart's got two different chips over here it just smells like barbecue sauce it might just make him eat it make him eat it it's not the episode's not about me eating it guys he's next it's like barbecue sauce yeah who is that jalapeno he's saying Barbie oh what if it's ████ made out of menstruation or something no no no no no wait I'll I guarantee you why don't you eat it it's not made of anything it's
3:23 like it's just chips it's just flavored differently then why you gotta I gotta describe that I try to ████ with this one why don't you eat it do you have a bag already all right now that everyone's had one pretty good though right objectively if you're at a party yeah I would keep grass yeah it tastes good actually so what you guys just had onions there's a company a new company in Lithuania and I had to order these because they don't sell them here yet Lithuania they are how much did it cost before the airline like 40 bucks for this one bag oh ████ because I have to wait I have to wait forever to get it but what you guys just had is the very first dick flavored chips [Laughter]
4:15 wait hang on let's ████ video dude hey when we're all saying that it's good then we like dictate I didn't know dick tasted so good now I gotta suck all this dick now now we're gay hey are we gay Jazz kind of good hey why is it jungle edition dude what makes me jump can I suck one of your dick I want more dick flavor why does Dish taste so good so this company basically figured out a way to simulate what a dick actually tastes like in your mouth it's barbecue sauce I wish my dick tastes like this yeah it tasted it before only we had a ████ sucker in a room that could confirm it says yes for sex that's what yeah dude wild taste yeah this company this company makes a lot of difference Ryan you have to eat some different flavors of chips it was 40 bucks you have to eat some too on camera all of us are gay
5:07 together it actually kind of tastes like um beef noodle soup you know beef noodle soup kind of tastes like that oh it does it does kind of taste like beef hey Nick does it say lithuy this is potato chips dick flavor rapeseed oil potatoes spices salt tomato powder yeast extract say like dick flavor yeah like they got a guy to like hey Ryan's gotta eat it don't eat it but I got a guy on a treadmill running they collect his ball sweat and ████ somehow turned it into got suction cups in a hose that's not connected to just as long you know what tastes more like dick what ████ the Chinese fish turkey I'm talking about that ████ ████ tastes like it honestly this European dick it's just smoking wow see it it's jungle edition all right dick
5:57 flavored Chas kettle chips it's only 18 plus okay wild taste no preservatives all bodies taste good yes for sex damn give this to a kid are you gonna get are you gonna make them dick hungry is that the idea you got to keep it 18 plus dude it says 55 yeah potatoes now it's got the same thing tastes really good though Lithuanian dick sweat yeah natural flavoring that's the natural flavoring is it how much is it regularly I don't know because um they they don't sell it here um if you look up like Chaz chips uh yeah it's it's only like I had to buy that on I think eBay it says here pack using protective gas oh they're like two bucks oh damn forty dollars I like to
6:49 dig one better than I like this one yeah so they have um I can't I can't get this video Until Ryan eats as well so we're all in the same page no I'm not gay [Laughter] I don't feel so disconnected is all get connected even it goes there may be traces of celery soy milk and smegma store in a dry place at a room temperature away from direct sound oh my God there's dick in here they also have pushy flavor too they have ████ flavor as well why don't you get that 100 the ████ flavor because it would have hog the whole bag ah you're gay you're so gay you know how much I love ████ he's gay because he knew yeah kind of good okay nice it's good right no it's not bad it just tastes like barbecue chops uh sauce chips you think if we lick it like we'll just get flavor and not think potato oh probably we also have um they
7:40 also have Bloody Mary flavor like a cocktail that just tastes like V8 that sounds good yeah the V8 chips I'm glad you guys didn't know what it was when you ate it though and they all admitted it was delicious the reveal was great what kind of down I thought it was going to be set us up dude yeah Bart took a whole handful he took like a dick size amount I don't like ████ around that's why yeah so if you guys want to try these it's jazzchips.com there's probably an easier way to get it than what I did but I needed it right away so it was gonna be some Cricket dust ████ like Steve said I would never make you guys do that no but you'd give us dick flavor yeah yeah because that's the stone start away it's just don't throw away what you're used to yeah but yeah shout out to Ian abando for suggesting that I make you guys do this oh thank you thanks Ian hey you I don't like how you just made us gay like that but whatever on the
8:31 internet whatever Ian Ian is actually like a cool guy we should probably have on the show sometimes you went too far he's the director of this show called Invincible it's like an animated no way yeah oh no he's the director he watches this show and was like yo you should get these guys ████ ████ you're way too smart for the show dude yeah stop watching move on bro you come to this show to tank baby not bad right yeah it's really good it did taste Asian right did you have that at like Spencer's or something I feel like it would end up at Spencer's in onion with seaweed I believe you yeah there is some seaweed flavor to that which might be what dick tastes like a little bit it might be yeah because we'll never fully know right we should have done this with some like chicks here and then we'd actually get some like you know yeah yeah some actual feedback all
9:22 of us are like yeah I think so so that's about right I wish they made it taste like bleach or something you know why don't you get like a like a it's like a nacho flavored chip but it doesn't taste like nachos it never does I don't think they can you can't nail nachos like that salsa verde is pretty good it's very good which one salsa for the green Doritos that was pretty good oh the green ones are good should we try ████ ones next yep yeah we should trip it'll be here in four to six weeks it literally comes from Lithuania favorite do you have a favorite chip like this is your ████ those little roll ones the the um Pringles you know that to read um what the ████ is it flavor twist the flavor twist but like the the lemon chili one the uh Takis no no no those are great too but it's similar to
10:12 Takis but it's like Doritos oh I think you know we're talking about ████ good dude they're ████ good my hands down favorite I mean I like a lot of them out to my two is Cool Ranch and the Flaming Hot Cheetos I'll go double extra flaming hot Cheetos the black bag flaming hot cheetos are pretty good but I like uh salt vinegar Pringles salt vinegar so good that's good too actually because kettle chips is cool but Pringles they melt in your mouth bro Pringles are banging salt vinegar lays is my number one favorite oh because it's a softer chip kettle chips are good but they got a bite sometimes it rips your mouth my favorite snack of all time is the Snyder's honey mustard pretzels those are so good I just had for the first time those are so good what's that the ones that come in the buckets crunchy it's big it's my favorite snack of all it's so good honey mustard it's
11:04 oh it's not even thick flavored chips climbing the charts I'll tell you that yeah thanks I'm a ████ Lover now thank you guys for trying it uh Nick you want to finish first thank you laughs [Music]
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