0:00 [Music] so have you guys ever got dressed up to go to the movies no like oh i know where this is going oh like spider-man oh he did do that with this whole family oh i thought it meant like in a date like you know you go on a nice day or a suit and you go out some people like they go watch star wars and i've worn the costumes i've worn a jedi road to star wars yeah at least it's not covering your head i don't know how people sit there with a storm trooper helmet on the whole ████ movie but hey that's their thing i guess power to you yeah we did spiderman to the homecoming movie oh yeah you and you and and tiger were all dressed up that's pretty fun um so there's a problem happening right now with movie theaters oh no where uh a bunch of there's like a viral trend where people are going to see the new minions movie which is called rise of glue in suits right suits wearing
0:52 formal attire what's the back story what it's just a hashtag called gentle minions and people are like yo we gotta get dressed up for ████ minions and and cinemas uh have just banned this practice why but they're also being like disruptive right like it's not just like they're oh we're gonna go watch the movie and be normal about it like business suits how are they being disruptive they're talking during the movies and ████ and they're like having all their hands on it it's a big joke yeah so they're just doing it for the meme they don't actually really want to go watch the movie so they're ████ it up for everybody else yeah i did see this one video these guys in suits were loading up a ████ trash can full of bananas to go see the minions and i was like what are they gonna do with that ████ go dump it out cause i swiped because there was another thing with big ass and like titties and stuff and i kind of took some of that one yeah that took me
1:42 priority but i wish every movie theater had like a sniper in the corner yeah okay yes then if someone like misbehaves they're just okay like you know they lose their life the speed of ryan's excitement is ████ up one of those ████ okay hot take hotty so if i were ruler of the world yeah if you need if you want to go watch a movie in theaters you had to apply for like a driver's license a license to go see that ████ movie i like that three strikes and after three strikes you can't watch a movie in theaters anymore yeah you gotta wait for that ████ dvd like that yeah if i if you're ████ loud during the movie like i just watched a movie two nights ago and there's like a dude that took a ████ phone call in the middle of a movie like no one slapped yeah he was like oh yeah i think i'm going to be like it'll probably be like like maybe i'll be in at like 1am or something and i was like bro dude the people who blast the light of day 2 all of a sudden
2:32 i don't know it's like your whole phone lights up next to me and i'm like what the ████ is going on and bart cinemas the guy would order a ch boom yeah i'd be cool with that i feel like i feel like you just i don't know why people can't get all get on the same ████ page about just being ████ quiet during the movie like that's why i don't watch like trashy movies in theaters anymore because like just can't ████ stand trashy people so you don't even like it when they like laugh loud at a movie that's fine it pisses them off that's part of the experience the cathartic experience is different it also depends on what kind of movie you're watching like if we're ████ watching like an art house movie or something like that and they're just like talking to each other laughing about a joke they're having amongst themselves and i'm like shut the ████ up but if it's like in reaction to like a thing in the movie like a bit in the movie then yeah everyone should be like you know yeah those people don't need to die no those people are fine yeah but the other people the ones that are ████ talking i don't have a whole ████ family sniped bro what about boom headshot what
3:22 about the end the movie you guys all know how this goes right the waiter comes over and they're like standing over you to have you sign the check and ████ the waiter's dead boom boom gone why don't you go and pay the bill outside i don't know dude the ████ person's hunched over me at the end of the ████ movie like oh did you order a rack of lamb or something while you were eating and let's have a ribs oh yeah i had a bib on i was having ribs smacked on the ring boom yeah especially if it's a marvel movie the waiter better not show up until after the credits and then that little sneak peek after you know i feel like we were those guys though when we watched fast five when uh when when vin diesel was getting married in a tank top
4:12 we were laughing at all the scenes that we shouldn't be laughing at but i thought everybody would laugh that's a fast movie but people were taking it seriously so those ones those ones what i would do i i like i like giving people a chance so and a warning so that one is just the electrocution chair so if we started laughing like we did yeah yeah yeah yeah oh no i should be laughing well electrocution means death just like a zapper oh it looks like a taser like a tase like a taste like a teasy taste electric chairs usually death no i mean like a little oh ████ okay all right because i think instead of a sniper what we should do is just install guns in the back of the chair right and someone can have a keyboard here and then oh this guy's ████ having a conversation two of them yeah but you think that you guys really think the democrats are gonna let us install guns in all the
5:02 movie theaters that's true that's why we moved to vegas exactly yeah call these cucks ████ talk about let us have sniper yeah libertarian theaters they would let us this sounds more like an authoritarian tyrannical movie theater which i love it's one of joe jorgensen's policies i still understand that everybody wearing suits like what kind of what does that uh say with the movie the joke is that they're taking it too seriously because it's a minions ████ sequel bro so they're like this you would never dress up for this if someone ████ up with the minions too for me i think i start ████ them up i'm a big fan of the minions yeah i think i turn around and start slapping their faces sitting there trying to watch rise of gru and then all of a sudden you know these little jokers ████ around a little joke i think the thing that i empathize with the moviegoers is that they're like like people are taking their families or whatever and then people like swearing
5:52 and like being loud during the movie like that would piss me off that's why i always bring a butterfly knife to the movie theater oh because if someone's ████ talking some ████ i gotta do this thing and threaten them and if they're like laughing at me then i ████ start stabbing the ████ out of them and then they die but if they're cool then you just run that thing through your hair that's right oh sexy as freak dude thank you for reading these dm's dudes ████ crazy if i was like the owner of the uh movie theater and like a ████ ton of people show up to like buy tickets so i might be like hey don't tell anybody you're not banned from this one though it's like i agree already right i'm like yeah well yeah especially movie theaters are struggling right now yeah like if they're dressed like that i'm not banning them for dressing like that no that's not the thing if they if they do some weird ████ in the theater dress like that then i'm like get out but it has nothing to do with what you're
6:42 wearing it just puts you in the uh i'm going to judge you more because you're wearing that what's a more realistic eco-friendly non-violent way of handling the situation because i was you mean no boom headshot way no less killing more teaching right i was thinking about like remember showtime at the apollo where the clown comes and brings the big hook if they ████ suck and then they hook them out right ejection cheats let's get that right here dude i think humiliation humiliation is good that's good you ain't that funny bro shut up like flogging or something the public vlogging yeah what about just like like toad darts like tokens oh oh that could just go to sleep i think those kill you though or the i don't know ████ gummy worm darts or something some kind of tranquilizer salamander but if they just have to sit in like the popcorn machine for the rest
7:32 of the movie ejection seat juxta because just ejects out of the seat hmm what's the last movie you guys saw i saw every single top gun baby oh i want to see that stuff top gun pretty cool man i saw ████ doctor strange last in the theaters yeah dude that's like what like five years ago no no no no the most recent one ████ guy oh christ part oh my gosh bart doesn't do you not see ads in vegas you want to see billboards you see bus stops and ████ dude i think bart sees that he's like they still got this ad from five years he didn't see the two jokers bunch of jokers doctors like 40 years old [Laughter]
8:24 jurassic park jeff they gotta swap these ads out they're crazy it's a mint condition 40 year old billboard so there's there are signs that say due to recent disservices disturbances following the gentle minions trend any group of guests in formal attire will be refused entry for showings of minions rise of group okay so if you if you show up for something else maybe for top gun in a flight suit your gucci you think a bunch of like mormons or something or ████ uh what are they uh uh jehovah's what the witnesses will show up and like they'll just get rejected i hope so yeah they got to wear other bicycles i hope to god but they don't ever wear a blazer i always see them with like business yeah shorts and a helmet helmet yeah a lot of shorts and a pocket protector and a tie they look like they work in the mail room the marmon's though they they definitely are they're foreign everything you do is pretty cool
9:15 i was a pretty obnoxious uh moviegoer friend to watch me you would be dead yeah in my world because i grew up in a in a more ghetto neighborhood and all of us just talked at the like we interacted like with the screen like that was just the thing to do and no you're just ████ and you don't even know it no no one told the whole movie theater does it wow this is why arclight was the ████ event it was the best i do love arclight the experience is the best i'll pay an extra 10 15 for that experience are they done though are they well what's that explain experience quiet people are like it's because like you're it was one of the first years where you could actually choose your seats and ████ yeah you could choose your seats it was more expensive so it's like if you really want to go see a movie you like we're putting down extra money to go have this experience and they actually have ushers that'll be like yo get the ████ out of here i like rich ryan he's sick rich ryan arclight is more for i think like for
10:05 filmmaker lovers or film lovers so like even the guy comes out and that's like a little like speech about them oh yeah that ████ like close down and turn into an amc though right really well what about the one no the arc light was bought out yeah arclight has a chain was bought out by somebody else he didn't survive the pandemic no cinerama dome was going to get demolished and i think someone else and no commercials yeah only uh previews commerce yeah no commercials you know they don't go barely had anything no commercial like so only the good stuff only previews in the movie no no 30 minutes of commercials before the movie starts but don't you like the polar bear drinking the ████ coca-cola oh bro and the ████ roller coaster going through popcorn land the first time that i saw that you know that last one the last popcorn explosion no one gets me like whoa
10:56 the old ass analog phone the funniest kids in the theaters always put their ████ arms up during this oh do they dead they're dead yeah yeah kill them boom you guys don't like it when the celebrity goes oh hey turn off your phones because we're watching it you mean nicole kidman nowadays i i would shoot the screen the ████ screen's dead you guys i'll stay together i'll stick with the trash theaters you guys can go to arclight i like nicole ████ but that ad does annoy me check out the theater at the station casino all the floor your feet is stuck on it yeah my kind of casino bro you don't know if it's soda or ████ i'm off i'm also sick of walter white and jesse trying to sell me all kinds of ████ with the tequila yeah they're making tequila yeah but they're still holes they're in commercials together for all kinds of ████ i'm like please just leave me alone now guys like you guys are ruining it because they they're so great together but they were ruining it i had no idea
11:46 that the tequila i didn't even know that they were going they were sampling at a costco's that's kind of cool actually that's what i'm saying there you love tequila have you tried their tequila i haven't tried them all right we'll try it we're going to love it hopefully i hope we love it i hope we love it heisenberg tequila no it's called like dose ombres i think oh that's appropriation [Music] you
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