0:00 if I could pay 20K and I get these saggy ████ cheeks looking like a Grandma's tit yeah lift it up get it high and tight give me some new ears luscious lips baby what do you do about the eyes though the really small eyes I didn't know I had small eyes [Music] you're gonna like this because I you kind of just like stuff like this um do you know about idiopathic condylar resorption yeah that's when you just take the bad energy from the mental space and you redistribute it throughout the rest of the body to more uh what is that because I I think I need help whatever Nick is talking about being Nick massage me what especially focus on
0:50 this air area right here there's a lot of negative energy right here I need you to distribute for me yeah it starts it starts in the skull and then you work your way down to the pelvic region can we get it in person demonstration it then you release it Mark can you demonstrate on Nick what that is no I'll demonstrate it on you I don't want you to demonstrate enough hey man show Nick what it is no dude no ████ anyway it's so strong I don't ████ away you're not gonna take all the bags over here yeah [Laughter] my penis
1:41 I let my guard down yeah you did all the way down to Chinatown so is that is the idea behind that you Channel all the negative energy in your scrotum and then you you jack them off so hard that you shoot it out you release it yeah yeah yeah that's one way to do it and that's probably the most popular way to do it can I can I say something really interesting yeah Nick is so like squirmish about this I felt like if I had his dick in my hand and I went like this he would feel more Awkward than I would oh my dick get to my dick why does it need to be observed I can't wait to hear the actual definition
2:31 do you agree no yeah if you put your lips on my penis you're like you put it I'm like but it's in my mouth but are you more Awkward than him in a situation like that it's really awkward for me he's the one with it his Mountain on it hey dude you're you touching anywhere near my penis is not okay dude [Laughter] so idiopathicondylar absorption is when your um your jaw bone just starts to break down and it just disappears oh what yeah it's just the condition that it's a super rare condition and um is it like a like osteoporosis where it's like it's just like the bonus I think it just
3:21 breaks down in like it'll become soft and then just kind of dissipate or something dude that'd be ████ so what happens is that uh your lower jaw basically you know your TMG I don't know if I don't know what that is but apparently your TMG disappears and now your lower jaw is no longer connected to your skull I know what they should do Wrigley's bubble gum chew it man you're fast with those diagnosis Solutions Yeah the more you chew the more you get a ████ Jank ass jaw that's a good catchphrase the more you choose the more you get a ████ drink if you don't use it you lose it though you know what I mean so you got to use your or that we could say that you got to use your job so uh the crazy thing is this girl her name's Izzy she's 22 and
4:12 she has this condition tell her to stop just drinking Jamba Juice all day long she gotta chew her Foods Jamba Juice is delicious right can you imagine the doctor walks back with a chart uh so you gotta stop drinking ████ Jamba Juice you gotta chew your food you gotta stop eating smoothies how's one in her yeah what about smoothie bowls no how about uh Juice It Up at least like switch to Boba or something that got a little chew yeah eat steaks that are well done yeah okay build up the jaw so here's what she looks like she's um the sad thing is she like talks about things that people have said to make fun of her and she's been told she looks like a a person that got blown up in a war
5:02 whoa it's like so mean but yeah you see her like her her cheeks go out and then her so she had a jaw and it just slowly as she got older it's just like going wow you know what though it actually looks a lot better than I had thought in my head Well yeah if someone says hey this girl you're gonna meet looks like she was blown up in a war she don't like she was blown up no she doesn't look like that oh yeah that person was an ass no they're just not funny she looks more like a goldfish or like more like a no no no a puffer fish a puffer fish that's a cute one that's a cute one Ryan you got any other ones but like if you're gonna roast someone you gotta do an accurate roast like you a guy that looks blown up award that looks that looks different yeah that's kind of ours so what she did is she got a
5:54 prosthetic jaw piece installed into her into her head from the inside uh yeah and then they what they do is they take belly fat and they pat it oh okay so is that a is that a new jaw or that's the previous jaw the one you just saw was the no job no job no job that's what the of something absorption right the idea whatever absorption yeah so here's what she looks like now after this wow why is she wearing that shirt geez dad I I want to see this picture but with the with the no jaw sorry she's confident hey sweetheart put a shirt on huh what are we doing oh yeah she said because the other one is just the profile you know how long that procedure is Gonna Last for her so like forever
6:44 I think it's I think it might be technology because it's a it's uh yeah because she's 22 because what if her head girl's bigger and then she has to get a new jaw because the Jaws like her 21 year old small jaw don't they say your head doesn't stop growing well it does it doesn't your nose your cartilage your cartilage keeps growing your nose and your ears yeah that's what I meant to say Ryan back me up dude yeah sorry pull up an article but yeah it's an expensive surgery dude it costs it says it cost uh 168k just for the surgeon and 200k for the surgery she got a 300 000 jaw oh my God John looks good though um insurance did the insurance cover it because usually a lot of Cosmetics insurance is uncovered I think because is it plastic
7:34 surgery so the reason why it's not considered cosmetic is because when that happens to your jaw you have a really hard time breathing sleeping eating she couldn't uh bite down on it she's never had a caramel apple like she can't she can't like put Force like this yeah yeah see and I told her to start chewing gum before early yeah why didn't you listen to you she should have had caramel apples earlier so now it's functional and cosmetic yes exactly yeah see I would take it a step further and I would have got a bionic super titanium jaw oh yeah so then like if if I wanted to chew on something I could chew on like a ████ two by four yeah I could just break it through like Jaws from gold knife if you had like a magnet it would just like yeah you might set off some TSA alarms you know like this would you get this kind of jaw
8:27 You're Gonna Go to the mark a little bit you could go full floor I would have been sick if you're gonna spend 300 that's 300K job baby so the insurance covered everything I I don't know if they covered everything but she did go through insurance for it I don't know how much they I'm sure they fought tooth and nail to not cover everything yeah see this is when I believe in plastic surgery because people be like oh you should just it's natural just God gave you that you should be beautiful but then I'm like but sometimes people are not like given the gifts of beauty she got ████ up so let her ████ fix the ████ with technology yeah yeah why not right bro if I was born with a with a with a pair of flared ass noses that went like that are bigger than my eyes and I look like a gorilla and ████
9:17 because it's like it's like this big and then my ears are super small like they're like and you couldn't hear super super smart I got really really small and then my my lips are like non-existent oh and that yeah you have a tiny mouth tiny ears I look like a gray alien and ████ they look like this I know a girl can someone really looks like that that's offensive he did no but that's giving me an example yeah he did and then what if I had no cheekbones it's just too droopy saggy ████ cheeks like boobs it's like old man boobs yeah and then and then someone's like you know what you're beautiful just the way you are and I'm like ████ you because you will not have sex with me yeah I am not beautiful you're not throw me none
10:07 you liar and then everyone's like oh you should accept the way that you are because God created you that way and I'm like ████ if I could pay 20K and I get these saggy ████ cheeks looking like a Grandma's tit yeah lift it up get it high and tight give me some new ears luscious lips baby just a little filler yeah and all of a sudden like what do you do about the eyes though the really small eyes I didn't know I had small eyes no your nose did you say you had small no I had a big ████ nose what do you do about the nostrils what do you do about it nose job a 1990s no job like Michael Jackson style beautiful leopard I mean uh Peter panels would you go sharp nose huh would you go long pointy sharp whatever
10:57 the style is of the day the style right now whatever whatever what's hot right now remember in the 90s all the girls were doing nose jobs they they wanted a more tiny ████ fairy nose yeah is that what they wanted that day they wanted small like uh because nose jobs was a thing for a while I'm sure that it is it still is I think well now is it like getting that nice strong bridge is that like you know the Asian knows that everyone like so like Asians want the bridge right yeah but then when you get the bad side of the Asian nose you get the big like Pig style yeah yeah this yeah yeah style I'm looking at everyone's nostrils no Bridge Pig style I don't know how often I've seen Pig style that's because
11:47 it's rare that's why it's rare and ugly it's not it's it line that says ████ you kiss you you're a liar like that's not the save the cat moment right there if you think I'm so hot why don't you sleep with me is that a good script is this a good script yeah [Music]
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