0:00 Anthony, you got a perm, right? No, no, this is my natural hair. Don't lie to me cuz I know got a I don't know. Because it's not. Yeah. HE CAUGHT YOU OUT, DUDE. TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. And welcome back to an all over the place episode of the Careful Boys. Hey! Cam got a perm. Hey, Cam, show me your hair. I really like your new hair. Perm guys have to clap first. Don't do it like that. take? Does it take a couple hours? Take 1 hour. Wow. How long does the perm stay? It stays forever. Until you it grows out. do that, Vince? That's why it's called a perm. No, the part that's permed stays like that permanently until you cut it. Is that what a blowout is?
0:50 It does It does slowly uncurl, though. Do you got to do it Do you got to do it or does it wake up got ripped off, dude. Huh? Do you wake up permed or do you have to do your hair? I just It just I wake up permed. I never had a perm before. Is this your first perm? No, this is like my third or fourth, I don't know. I used to get it permed in 2018 back when it wasn't cool and then I was like, "It's not cool. I'm not going to do it anymore." So, what made you want to get a pimp's hairstyle? I got bored. Pimp's hairstyle. Cuz I was either going to dye it, shave it, or perm it. You shaved it? Shave it. Shave you like gang member, probably. I'll look like Nick. No, your head would be way smaller than Nick's. Would you guys I got a small head. Would you guys get a Gen Z haircut? That's basically like everybody doing super curly like TikToker
1:41 Like the broccoli head. head. Patrick Mahomes Yeah, I didn't want broccoli head, so I told him just loose perm. That's why this one is like I could really make it straight or I want to. Anthony, you got a perm, right? No, no, this is my natural hair. Wow. Don't lie to me cuz I don't got a I don't know. Because it's not. Yeah. HE CALLED YOU OUT, DUDE. TAKES ONE TO know one. ████ brutal. like, "Cuz it's not." You're not natty, dude. You could tell right away. You ain't natty. You're supposed to have an LA ship here, dude. I'm projecting. That's why I have I know it's not natty. Hey, we can't have two perms at the table. Do you guys sit somewhere else? You can You copy me. No, I didn't copy you. My perm's different than yours. His is more curly. Ken got a perm. I was like, "Maybe I should get one, too." You should. You don't even have it long enough. Okay. I think you SHOULD GET A I THINK you should get a Edgar.
2:31 I could pull off a Edgar. I've been seeing guys they do this one where they go short up top and they go long into like a little mullet. That's like the Maori like haircut. Oh, yeah. It's like all the New Zealand freaking dudes have it. It looks so cool on them. It looks dope on them cuz they're buff, man. They look good. So it's a little So it'll look whack on me? Look, you're skinny. You look like a redneck. What do you guys think your new haircut would be if you change it? Like would you get a modern Gen Z haircut? You know what's really hard? Now it's about what will your wife accept. This is what my wife accepts. That's what I'm saying. Like What does What does the HOA accept? Even recently I was like kind of joking but kind of serious cuz every joke start it spawns from something serious. I was like, "Hey, you know, like what if I like grew my hair out to I don't know, maybe like shoulder length and stuff?" Yo, you would do that? I'm It's half joking, half serious. I wouldn't know cuz I've never done it. But you been You been thinking about it?
3:21 I just thought about it, you know, and I I thought you had long hair. I had long hair but he chopped the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I hate long hair. If you get long hair, you know what I see for this You with long hair would be crazy. If you get long hair, you'll become like a hair influencer or some ████ Hair influencer. what I'm saying. Like I think it would just be fun to do, but Nina is just like, "Nah." And then that's where your dreams go to die. Cuz she's like, "You're going to have a better head of hair than I will." No, what you do is you just do it anyway and then see what it looks like. Then you cut it off. what your wife says to you? I don't have a watch. That's what I thought. Holy ████ Why did you do that to my face, man? I look like a ████ like a Japanese dude. That's what you can do. You can put a filter of long hair on you and then test it out. I look like a Japanese beggar in a samurai movie. The guy that's teaching Buddhist palm. I have like a ████ straw basket and
4:12 that's where all my clothes are. Yeah. What did you do? I just gave Bart long hair so he sees what it looks like. Our cameras can't ████ auto That's the only change in the photo. Wow. Everything else looks spot on. Bart looks like a Korean film director that's really serious about his work. I was uh I was recently in Korea Korea? and we go to this uh jazz bar right next to this black label area called All That Jazz, right? And uh literally Korean dudes in their full jazz band. They just got the swag. One of them looks like the guy who's singing literally looks like a a different dimension version of my dad. He Mike Song is there and he's like, "Dude, like I'm getting Hunter Leavitt right now. My my pops saying Yeah. And uh Everybody's super cool, super swaggy and for some reason all the bartenders uh all are wearing like black turtlenecks and they're all just like Steve Jobs. Yeah, they're all black turtlenecks and
5:02 then they all got this like longer shoulder-length hair a little bit just you know, there's just like this Like Sung Kang looking? Yeah, Sung Kang. Yeah, there's just this kind of this this swag about it and I was like He's the epitome of fashion. I'm like I wonder if I could pull off like kind of longer hair like that. I thought you'd say turtleneck. You know why he can pull it off? He's tall. I see I wonder so then I bring up that literally that night I'm like, "Hey, what do you think? I was like, "Nina, what do you think if I got like, you know, long hair?" She's like, "Nah." You know what? I think it would be okay if you got more ripped than you are now and then add the long hair. Who is this guy? That's ████ up, dog. He's just I like this duo. It it would Look at this guy. No, I'm saying you could pull it off if you WERE MORE RESPONSIBLE. SO, what I'm saying is your wife would
5:54 allow it more if you were more buff. If you get your money up, you can do anything. Yeah, cuz like hey, if you were hotter, more buff, and richer, you could do whatever you want. You just more overall competent. I really think tall people could just pull off hair and beards way better. You could do whatever the ████ you want. Already tall, so now if you get more buff, you can do whatever you want with your hair. When I wear Carhartt, people make fun of me. But, you know what? You know what Neda is really saying though? She's not saying that you're not going to the long hair doesn't look good. The in-between stage is embarrassing. The in-between is Yeah, you got to pay the price. Cuz you got to look homeless for a little bit. I also love it when skinny guys tell me to get buff. Hey, Ken's getting buff though. Hey, don't take that from him. Tell him you've been working out, Ken. I was speaking generically. I'm not a skinny guy. I'm a guy that's about to be buff. He's about TO BE BUFF. ABOUT to be. AND LOOK AT THESE SHOULDERS, BRO.
6:44 YO, that's a hell of observation you got. HE'S ABOUT TO BE, SO you better watch your mouth. Yeah, you can do literally anything with your hair, except for maybe shave it completely. Mhm? Jill won't let me do that. Shave your head? Really? Honestly, if this fool shaves his head, he's he he'll be arrested immediately. Someone will be like, "This guy He fits the description. Yeah, this guy robbed something. Let's Let's look into him. You get pulled over every 10 minutes. That literally is your look from like 15, 20 even like doing my hair. Honestly, shaved head is the best. I actually want would want Maybe something like that, but then Jill's like, "That's way too short." Cuz my head shape is weird. your haircut from your when you used to YouTube videos. Oh god, dude. If my hair was like this The total daily expe- energy expenditure know what you're talking about, dude. Those videos are deleted from my memory. Okay, I've never seen them. They're making a comeback, baby. I'm going to have to Google to find this
7:35 video. It's on his wife's story. No, no, no, it won't even be there. It won't even be there. Don't even check. Don't even check. Don't even check. We have We have better ones coming out in 1080p, okay? Your prom your prom night photos with that haircut is pretty pretty sick. Which has spiky hair. That's what I always did. I did like the ████ short and then just like that. How come you don't How come you don't grow your hair out and gel it anymore? Cuz I'm sick of it. Cuz you're like always upside down on the mat. Honestly, yeah, that too. Honestly, why I really stopped doing my hair like that was cuz I was tired of getting cowlicks. Oh. I'd always get like four or five up here and I'd be like, "This sucks, dude. I'm sick of it." Just from rolling on the mat and stuff? Bro, just sleeping in bed. What about the side sleeper. Have you ever grown the sides of your hair out? No, no way. And then shave the top of it? No way. I Like I've had a bowl cut before and That'll be sick. I grew it out in like like high school cuz I thought it'd be funny. You grew it out as a bit? Yeah, as a bit and I was like, "I don't
8:25 like this." Damn. Um I think what we should do is instead of trying to be Gen Z, go Gen X and do all the old school haircuts until that style comes back. It'll come back soon. I mean, if we go That's how it is now, yeah. The kids now are doing the ████ like that, but the way split mid like split centers, yeah? Yeah, there's there's a lot of them now. Then we should do the rave era. Remember having frosted spikes like this high? If that ever comes back, I'll honestly be mind-blown. Dude, people are doing middle parts in the world. People are doing middle parts like that? Like a hard middle part? Especially girls. A lot of girls do middle parts. But also, I think spiky hair is going to come I do, too. I think spiky hair is going to come back. Joe, you Why'd you decide to grow your hair back out? Dude, it started getting ████ and itchy. Back of your neck? No, you know why I grew it out is because I wanted to wear the samurai
9:16 outfit and then um get photos. And my buddy was like, "Yes, but you got to lose like at least 10 lb." Or you got to get buff and tall and competent. But what I What I ended up Get your money up. Competent? But I ended up gaining 15 lb from the time he told me to lose 10 lb. You're bulking. You're bulking. So then uh I just didn't want to look like a fat samurai. That's just a different kind of samurai. That's kind of cool, too, though. It's not not a samurai. Honestly, if you were to if you were to redo JK Films again, that could be a character. Fat samurai. Fat samurai? Fat samurai would be a sick a ring to it. There's like Last Samurai, and then there's Fat Samurai. But I do agree though, like When you're when you're thin and you have long hair, you look like Tarzan. Like it looks ████ cool. All the surfers, you know, long-ass whipping hair. But then when you become
10:06 a little chubby Then you look like comic book guy. Exactly. You look like an otaku, like you just look like a porn aficionado, and then like yeah. You really know your genres. But then also, if you don't know if you don't style it, you just look homeless. Yeah. So, I think I just never knew what to do with it. Like you actually had that little thing and then the bun. You had that for a while, yeah. And Nina hated it. She hated that? Why? Well, you know what's funny? She like something to grab on. I think it worked at the time cuz people were doing it at the time. But I think what's really interesting is like guys are so much more simple than trying to be fashionable all the time. Yeah. To in my I like being as simple as possible. Okay, tell me he's heckling or a piece of supporter. Yeah. I just want to I just want to buy seven of the exact same t-shirts. Yeah. That's my style. Have a hairstyle that I don't have to
10:56 do. That'd be awesome. So, that's all that hairstyle was for me. The difference between like getting up, doing your hair a certain way, whatever. It's like if you get up and you just tie it you're done. Yep. But also, it looks good when you dance cuz it got THAT LITTLE THING. I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TIE. YEAH. THE ONLY THING THAT sucks about long hair is the maintenance, dude. ████ You either have to brush it or let it ████ go. I don't even want to maintenance. I never did that. Maintenance. But it's What I didn't like about it was how long the showers took because of the long hair. Because you just have to I mean, I only use Head & Shoulders, but still like the drying and then all that. But when you have short hair, boom. Hey, so when you dry your hair, you do the towel and you wrap it up and you walk around the house. I've done that. No, cuz low-key though, like as a guy, like what And then you do your nails. Yeah, yeah. You just start cooking. Yeah, I think that's what I didn't like
11:46 is I went I just go to sleep and my pillow pillow's wet as ████ See, that's That's bad. What, you get sick? Does that happen? You don't get sick. That's Chinese mythology. That's not real though. It's all myth. Moldy is moldy's what gets you sick. I probably get moldy. Yeah, that's a slow sickness. So, you wouldn't you wouldn't grow your hair out like against Nina's wishes? Uh I would do it when it's like uh for the boys. If we all asked you everything He dresses for the boys. I'm I'm also in a space where for example, like I would I was kind of like kind of done like perming my hair and stuff like that. And then recently, the reason why I did it was everything is just a catalyst, right? It's like I had to do a music video shoot. Oh. And then I was like, ████ well, right now like now I'm judging the crap out of my look because I have to like do this thing that's going to be immortalized for a long time. So, I'm like, ████ it. I'll I'll just do it. And personally, I don't even like it when it's like permed
12:37 for the first month. I perm it at this level and it's not even curly. I always tell them, don't do it curly. You want it to like kind of let go of But in order for it to truly be wavy to the level I like, the the first like 3 weeks I have to endure it being more curly than I like. Mhm. And I know that about myself. It It's all subjective, right? Like somebody somebody might like it more curly and I'm like, cool, whatever. But for me, I don't I genuinely like it more wavy. So, I got to like wait until I got comes out a certain way. But like that's where I'm at in my career right now. Even if I wanted to grow my hair out against her will or whatever, and then suddenly like a a tour comes up and then I have to have a certain look or then it's like, okay, I can't be in that ugly phase for 6 months. Oh, true. You know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. so maybe like let's say 5 years from now where I really don't give a ████ about doing anything social media-wise or need I'm never going to get hired for a tour
13:27 cuz who's going to bring in like a 45-year-old? Then I feel like freedom is going to truly embark on my door. The shelf life for that for Asians is longer. Yeah. But you also like fashion and like hair and stuff, right? Like you like that stuff. enjoy it. I do enjoy it. Which may maybe makes it more like all that in between cuz when you grow out your hair even on the sides like you know how it is. Like you got a pretty long time Yeah. of in between of like you got to either be wearing a hat all the damn time. Mhm. Which for me that's already like I don't even wear hats that often. So it's like a little bit harder for me. I have to truly endure it, you know? Yeah, you never you never wear hats. That's true. Dude, I just ████ go out now. Like if I just if I wake up and I have that ████ crease here, I don't do ████ Like that's what I realized is like when I was younger, I'd be like, "Oh, ████ I can't I got to ████ blow dry this." I'm just like, "F███ that, dude." I walk
14:18 straight outside. And that's amazing that you created a brand of Joji discography that has always allowed you to show up and be like shirt listen videos and not give a ████ with your belly like on the table muffin top. Cuz you have to keep up of certain appearance, right? And then um but on a daily basis, I'd be getting rewarded for my ████. Oh, yeah. So it's hard to yeah. So that's amazing. Even off camera, I ████ was hair all ████ up, just got in the elevator and then this dude goes, "WOAH! THROWBACK '90s hair. THAT'S FREAKING COOL." WHO IS THIS JUICE? His wife was like, "You sound so sarcastic right now." He goes, "I am not." How did you get How did you get your hair like that? you were like Kurt Cobaining it, huh? Like I don't know, but then he was like, "How did you get your hair like that?" And then I'm all like standing there
15:08 with eye boogers like, "Bro, like I no effort." And he goes, "Oh my god." Is that guy autistic? Why is he just blurting ████ out for? You look like ████ This is great. His wife is like, "You're being sarcastic." "I AM NOT." SO ALL THAT DOES IS IT JUST makes me feel like, oh, I'm effortlessly pretty. Yeah, that's a good that's a good place to be. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then later I see myself and I'm like, ████ man, I can't post this. I do think right now, Joe right now has got a really good thing going on with the facial hair. Yeah, yeah, leave this is vintage Joe. This is how I know you. I actually started looking at myself. washed down with the facial hair. Looks good. But it also doesn't help like where okay, you have Nina telling you straight up, don't be doing that ████ right? You
15:59 got to do it proper. Hannah is the opposite. She's like, why don't you grow your hair back? I liked it when you did I'm like, you liked it when I LOOKED ████ UGLY? NO, YOU GUYS DID LOOK cool when you had long hair. You guys look like classmates of an all girl school. Wow, Japanese girl and a white lady just walking down the street. You just SAW THE BACK. LIKE THERE'S A PICTURE I FORGOT what it is like a picture of you you and Hannah like sitting in the back of your truck or one of your cars and you have long hair and you guys just look like like two gals like it looks so But that's how good your hair looked. You know what Big Joe like about there's like a dog in the in the car it's like you guys are in the back of a of an SUV or something. No, I don't remember. a good photo. Yeah, that is the the con about a guy having long hair is like you'll be mistaken for a woman a couple
16:50 times at least. I think someone thought we were a lesbian couple when we were walking on the boardwalk. And they're like, you guys are a cute couple and then and I think you realized I was a man. She likes you with long hair? Yeah. But she I mean I think she would prefer that maybe I styled it or or cut it a little bit but she likes she wanted me to go back longer. Um yep. I mean, I don't know man. It's just and when you're living in hot area, it's not the best. But it does feel cool though when you all are surfing or like you let it down and you are swimming. Yeah. What What if it was like to the shoulders? Like right above the Like a bob? It's this this photo. Oh, that was Yeah. This photo is This looks like two ladies having a nice time. I swear to god from far away I thought that was my sister on the That's what I'm saying, dude. You look like you have a bob like
17:40 Yeah. Yeah, Shari Cola. Oh, having a Shari Cola just hanging out. We're like a cute little lesbian couple. Like, "Oh, you did you adopt those kids?" Oh, wow. It's so good. That right after that photo, Hannah caught one of them from falling down by her by their leg. Oh, ████ Yeah. Mom of the year. Like they fell off the the the back and she went like bam like that. Superwoman. Ryan, for a guy who's probably had the most dynamic hairstyles and put in the most energy to having ridiculous do's, what is something hair-wise that you have yet to do that you eventually might? That I've yet to do? Probably like you, grow it out. I've never had like long hair like that. Really? So it's always been long this way or this way? Yeah, but maybe like later in life when I'm like really like frail and skinny, I think it'd be kind of cool. Yeah. You know what I want to do? I think when
18:30 you get like super old like gray hairs, you should go back to the Quest Crew like ████ Cuz that's what I want to do. I want to look super old but then have my like spiky hair. only going to work if you're buff.
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