0:00 he's like dude you got to S my phone away what the ████ sometimes when I look at monkeys dude I go I look like a monkey sometimes when you look at him you hey who dude should be 100% of the time the ace tur what about the [Music] Blobfish Florida police have had to tell people to stop taking selfies with a quote depressed black bear that is standing by the side of of no way yeah depress yeah there's just a black bear who's just breaking news dude it's Black Bear news he's just sitting there sad do black bears do this wait is that a real bear or is that a carving of some sort it's a real bear oh it's a real real news story do they do that in nature they just and and then they're just going up and taking a a selfie with you yeah people keep taking selfies with
0:50 you cuz it's just chilling and the bear won't scratch you bear doesn't do ████ bear is just like depressed Bear's going through a thing are they asking them to stop doing that cuz it's dangerous for them or that it's like insulting to the bear both they say uh you know what's funny about that is that the the quote is onlookers were trying to take selfies with the bear and he's clearly not in the mood for pictures so it's demeaning the bear has shown signs of severe stress well come on dude the bear didn't consent you shouldn't take photos Y how do you know that the bear likes but then people are like well you're in public so don't be in public then fool I can film you in public I can film you I can Brint t-shirt to your face and a bear's like influencers dude bear Auditors yeah don't you think the bear would move though if he wasn't comfortable he's just like this he be like I'm a ghost or you're saying that he's so depressed have you ever been depressed Bart yeah Bart you can't even move when you're
1:41 depressed want sleep all day I don't me either I'm not gay but like if a bear doesn't like know what a phone is like it wouldn't have the same concept of like the human is doing something with an object right yeah when is he in the mov for that he smiles he poses he's he's just like he's like this so ████ dumb what's dumb about it it's just dumb Steve what's dumb nobody knows what they're thinking no one knows when they're insulted yeah but they're tired of all the street interviews going up and be like do you believe in 50-50 and then the ████ bear is like ████ you you got any moves that make other bears go wild have you guys seen that video of a uh
2:32 there was like a black bear running up a tree and then a brown bear chasing the bear yeah up the tree that ████ are you trying to make a comparison of some sort that black bears are faster than brown bears probably proba better basketball too isn't one bear like actually eats the other Bears yeah Grizz Grizzly right the grizzly will straight up eat other bears are Grizzlies brown bears I think they're brown yeah yeah they are but they're like way bigger though which one's the one that's more dangerous to people grizzly grizzly they're the most or black colored wise why we got to say color cuz I know there's a there's a code for like black or brown bears or black or brown isn't there something they tell you as a scout to be like if you see a black bear do this and if you see a brown bear go like that like is there like a thing you just get big and sound oh it's the same tactic no matter what kind of bear I think it's I think it's the brown bear that's the one that ████ up Leo and the Revenant and those ones are crazy cuz they're huge that was
3:23 crazy there there's really cool are smaller there's really cool grizzly bears they they respond the same way there's really cool grizzly bears at the Big Bear Zoo and they have a missing eye and a missing leg and they're ████ because they they save all those uh bears that have been hurt in the wild and they it's a missed opportunity to put an eye patch on a bear mhm I think they could have get it on he pulling it off if you have to fight a bear you suck them in the nose really yeah have to cuz they have like 10,000 times more nerves in their nose than like boy men do have in their balls but what if you miss and you go in their mouth yeah half way in have do as a scout did they you lessons on like fighting bears no but we like tying knots a lot do you get bear spray you can get bear spray yeah bear spray they never taught you nothing about like oh if there's a wolf a snake a thing like that yeah I mean it's more so like
4:13 if this happens to you like if you get bit by this or poison this or like teacher I got my tell a teacher patch what about bear it's like you ████ make yourself as big as possible and you make like loud noises hey baby and you don't and you don't run away like everybody get up it's time to slam what the ████ sing the loudest song you know you do do a bear bag you guys a bear bag at every camping trip a bear bag uh are you referring to like where you put your trash or you pull everything that everything that smells like can attract the bear then then you pull you do it every every night and you pull it up to the top of the tree with the Rope so that bearss don't ████ ravage it or whatever I do there's probably not even Bears even if even if it's in your car with like the window crack they'll break
5:04 in there but why are bears made so cute and cuddly when they're so violent it's not fair that ████ don't look cute when they're wet dude you see Teddy Roosevelt that's why well what's your what's your impression of monkeys cuz I think they're kind of big time oh they're cute too I like monkeys is he grabbing a titty is that grabbing a Tang is very oh God that ████ oh he likes it too yeah he loves it ning dinging ning ning that's my that's my n name with a fake smile he's a big time groper people people take pictures of him all day he's been reportedly scolded they don't look like they're scolding that pool right here they're filming it like oh this is this is going to be great content there is that monkey right in the zoo that was like giv a cell phone so they understood what it was like and then they got depressed when like people were taking photos with themselves cuz they couldn't have access to it really I think that was a thing
5:54 cuz they wanted to like play with the phone yeah yeah monkeys monkeys are hella smart monke it's definitely not this video this guy's is ████ having a great time yeah he's just watching he's watching blue dang what is he doing playing like plants versus the Apes oh D he's relaxing he's so sad he's watching Planet of the Apes he's getting ideas he's like dude you got to S my phone away what the ████ dude sometimes when I look at monkeys dude I go I look like a monkey sometimes when you look at him hey what do you mean hey who dude should be 100% of the time the ace V tur what about the blob fish I told I was walking with Tiff and I was like babe I look like a blob fish huh cuz we took a picture together and she goes I love blob fishes and I was like you're not supposed to say that you don't look like a blobfish you look like you make the same expression it would make but you don't look like the fish natively yeah like that you just when you st yeah act sad look hey look sad
6:45 look sad that's a BL that's a blobfish that is a blobfish I look like the UFC fighter too that looks like a blobfish ra yeah absolutely we look you don't look as much like him that you have like the same me a little bit it's just because you make that face it's not that you look like him oh when you squishing no you look like that fighter oh I look like thaty can can you put that picture over your driver's license and just show it at clubs and bars and ████ that's me R rosos Jr type in Raul Ros house Jr oh every yeah dude we get that we get sent that dude every day on JK IG just get and you get white guys who are at Home Depot for me yeah any white guy for him any white guy for Steve dude this is spot the ████ on though this is actually that's me dude that is but like what is it let's
7:35 analyze what is it that looks like it's the it's the nose CH eyes can you do like this he does have Chena eyes it's also it go like this go like this open your eyes wider like open your eyes I yeah yeah that's you his face is longer oh there you are ra there you guys it's me jior yeah his face is like longer Nick but then that's a cool compliment right he's cool guess Nick is like the compact I wish people would say that about me and Michael J fox that's sick you're Filipino Michael J fox Nick Nick's a better looking this guy been more fight but that guy more fights than he's never been knocked out he's never been knocked out I've been knocked out way more than that guy if they if a fighter dropped out and like we need someone to fight R Ros ass would you do it I'll fight that full then depends what the bag is I'll come out of 15 G they're like nobody knows you dude I'll go in there I'll let them choke me out for 15 real question if they were in
8:25 the crowd like can anybody fill in would you do it and then they they don't even the Judes holy ████ really don't know how to make a call cuz they I will ████ make that happen no don't do that don't do that I don't want to fight no more bro I'm good JK news is the manager dude I would you guys going to set me up for ████ Fran and ganu and ████ dude you guys you guys going to throw me to the Wolves if the if the bag is good like you we I just bet against Nick I feel like I would I feel like I would want to volunteer in the minute I get hit go I going to feel that's all they're expecting they're expecting you to ████ craw up I didn't know I was going to feel like that everyone has a good poker face when he kicks me in the leg I'll be like ah ████ I haven't done this in a while I'd have Bart watch tape I'd have Bart watch tape bet yeah Bart watch tape and he's got to tell us what the vulnerabilities are Bart's going to coach in the corner confidence to break
9:17 down tape and then build a game plan for him he's going to be like I don't know if you can beat this guy dude no not I don't I'll put glass in my gloves oh ████ but it's going to cut my own hands up cuz it won't go through inside yeah you're the one punch them and I'm like ah ████ I ████ my own hand up I think I could be good at cheating like I know how to like grab the fence when the when the ref's not looking I could do all that stuff and P and I'll distract the ref i' be like hey ref oh wow you you'll distract everybody with that look at that flat busted woman she's kind of hot do you have a soft spot for depressed bears do you have like empathy for them I love I love bears in general as you guys know you guys see that rushing Russian bear that lives with the family cuz they've been there since a CB and they and Henderson kind of situation if
10:07 bear content I've seen it m guaranteed that one dud that one dude in the woods who just wrestles with the bear that's another one that's crazy there's this giant grizzly bear that this one Russian guy like wrestles with sometimes that one's really scary that's what I'm talking about what keeps the bear from like using claws I think it's just a fun energy fun vibe oh they just keep it light they know usually they see them like as a parent because the the Bear's been around since a cup oh that's sweet and then they don't know that they got big oh how sometimes those freaking animals that they raise from like Cub they just randomly one day just chop your head off abuse abuse yeah isn't that just nature that might be just bad owner the S fre and Roy ones did they raise from they overworked because that's cuz the Pyro Technic scared him that's what they said that's what they said yeah they get they get they said
10:57 the Pyro was too close remember when Shamu just fre the ████ out and killed that guy yeah they Shamu wasn't depressed at all that's no Shamu was fine Shamu just was just playing with the beach ball like 10 minutes prior stop trying to make your area of San Diego looks so nice you mean Place tum that no I mean Shamu you ████
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