0:00 [Music] you guys remember carmen elektra she was so hot i'll never forget a slow-mo run in a scary movie it's great movie three but then baywatch is where you first saw the beauty baywatch like really broke out a lot of hotties yeah but it's game over three is where the ████ stab and the silicone comes out oh yeah but like pam came up pam anderson came up oh man the 90s girls i think were the best the 90s ones yeah i like the 90s girls shots heavy nostalgia there brook shields that style don't say blue lagoon or whatever that movie is uh we wait oh yeah huh is that demi was that no that's brook shield but that was like when she was like 16 or something hey dude what about denise richards bra oh yeah wild things his dog
0:52 i think so was that that video that we showed up yeah or no you looked up a video of like a music video it was just that's it but then didn't it lead to her from top gun okay never mind we're talking about her now are bombshells not a thing anymore bombshells dude right now they have like what's her name um now they're like oh we think that'll make you a good actor or whatever well they they took a chick and they like prosthetically enhanced her to look like pam anderson because there's no bombshells anymore what's her name the kit the the chick from uh that beatles movie um yeah there's a beatles movie recently where it was about a guy who wakes up in a world that doesn't remember the beatles oh yeah yeah the the the indian kid right yeah and he pretended he pretended to write all the beatles songs and like she was the lead chick in that movie she was supposed to be pam anderson is she used payments in the new pam and tommy doc
1:44 series yeah yeah what's her name like ████ whatever lily james yeah lily james there's no chick that's like but exactly so they couldn't even cast one they had to prosthetically looks like because i think they're wrong i think margot robbie's pretty smoking she's very strong but besides her like we just named 10 smokers there were so many smokers some traeger grills we only got margot robbie any other smokers nope i'm gonna google hot celebrities so karma the markers carmen elektra is joining only fans bruh she's gonna make a kill but isn't she like 20 years too late no she's 51 so so it's it's a good idea so she's 50 years early she even not use a cell phone she doesn't she says her manager is working on that [Laughter] she says she can't get past her lock screen but she's working on it no she's 50 right she turned 50 in april
2:35 what does that make us if we were teens getting horny for a girl that is a grown woman she was like 21 22. that makes that's kind of pedophilia if you think about it right no because the affection goes one way he doesn't know we exist was dependent to us yeah she doesn't know who the hell we are the first excuse me actually i think if she saw she would like to be disgusted and walk away no no not me dude yeah she recognizes you as a human yeah not anything i used to wear a ████ red bandana because i had the scare haircut dude i put a red bandana here because i like double dragon and ████ that's tight damn you're so funny definitely shopping at miller's outpost you know what i had i had a white bandana because i was like i'm not a blood or a ████ that's a statement and i had a cut off ████ denim jacket dude that's fire that's gangsta and i wore a ████ wife beater inside that's sick yeah i wore wife eaters too and i was probably about 120 pounds but in my mind
3:26 it was 220 you know what i mean yeah i would drink milk because i thought milk would just put muscle on my body just by drinking milk damn damn the milk works somewhere else am i right you know what i'm saying it made me ████ a lot i came way more i just shoot huge loads from white to white adverse effect damn that is crazy what does she look like now uh she's still pretty smoky but like a little bit melty that's that's she says in her only thing well melty is not she says i'm smoking but melty it's like when you put too much botox in and starts like that's part of it though when you get older it just starts melting off yeah that's normal well that's fine it's part of life dude my mom's melted i feel like the melty only happens when you like add ████ no you're just melting like everybody's melting everyone's melting slowly your mom's probably half melted too oh you talked about my
4:16 ████ dude dude we talked about your mom here no i don't know my mom's melted what did they do when they do the facelift pool thing excuse me face left pull thing yeah botox they're still pretty hot oh that's very ████ you think so but you wouldn't ████ brittany prime brittany 2020 2001. i think you just don't like britney i don't understand that i don't get this guy doesn't look like her face moves much anymore yeah exactly true apparently she still can blink but not much else that's what this says can she still smell yeah she can't really smile but she can look like she's smiling through her eyes she also looks like she might have just overcame psoriasis or something she definitely got that like you got cake look you know what i mean like it's a little bit more than like a centimeters thick of the makeup type of feel for sure a splash of water would ruin her face but still definitely more
5:07 than bangable yeah so she says like you know if even the sprinklers come on she's ████ running and this is a wicked witch of the wedding yeah she's got so much experience though and she's like ████ so many people i'm so curious you know who's the most ████ the most ████ uh old lady of all time though i think was dominating no doctor medicine woman dr quinn medicine woman when you saw her in wedding crashers you're like oh bam she's pretty hot yeah who's who's a good good retired old lady that you can sophia baguera sophia she's pretty great regardless she's ████ good but i don't know are they like 35 but they play a 45 year old and she's hot take meryl streep yeah i was about to say girl's dream bro you've got the heavies she ate well childs definitely could cook you a ████ dinner
6:00 this is carmen electro by the way look not to disappoint everybody but recently oh i'm so disappointed she's 50 something yeah sorry wow sorry damn it editors can put a disclaimer because people might throw up or some ████ she's gonna make you scorch your mail bottle hey and she's at the age too where you could do unlimited cream pies and not worry do as many as you want yeah she doesn't have a one surety ████ went through menopause dude she said the prince ████ her womb up so bad that she didn't have one anymore i thought it was dennis rodman because he i already yeah wait where'd you hear that from no okay you know what's crazy it's princess prince prince made her like prince prince put her on yeah and then later on she got married to dennis rodman right but like yeah she got famous because of you know prince helped her career he built her up prince made her um sleep
6:50 with makeup on yeah and he was like yo don't ever ████ take your makeup off ever hmm that's smart yeah santa's the kind of guy though that will walk around with frilly socks and bang the hottest girls prince wears like seven inch stripper heels yeah and then he's banging strippers with their hero i know he's like the most playa playboy ████ gonna turn a straight guy quick dude prince made it cool to suck your own dick he's a sexual maverick remember this well he sucked his own dick yeah prince was sucking his own dick all the time i know that was a maryland man and he made it cool it was him and marilyn manson they would get together and they would invent this thing called the pretzel right where they they don't suck each other's dick but then they they tie their legs together like that and then they suck their own dick intertwined but you're sucking on your own dick so it's not
7:40 good so wait what do you need to do with somebody else but it's for leverage yeah like that there you go there you go wait that's just legit right there am i doing jiu jitsu right now okay but then it's like i was like okay but like hey respectfully you know so we help each other come down on ourselves there you go the pretzel the ████ pretzel that's what he invented and that changes with the most here that changed the game by the way that means you're too tall to pull this off if you guys remember at the time if you guys were small enough at the time some of the manliest men jean-claude van damme would start sucking his own dick after that that's why he practiced the splits yeah yeah it's in his documentary he says i i practiced this these splits so i could suck my own d that's right yeah he said it that's why he was on the breaking movie you know um if you see one of he's one of the extras so yeah um so yeah prince plowed it beat it up good
8:30 he said and then um shaq actually ended up beating me up quite a bit oh really yeah you've seen the girl that checks with now she's ████ tiny dude yeah she's like ████ like oh my god or she actually five five but jack makes she's ████ i mean that's really pretty small for everybody she could be five eleven and still look small remember somebody who died from like ████ a horse isn't that gonna happen that was a man that was he was getting ████ by the horse actually yeah yeah right he got ████ by a horse what you ever seen that poster of like how short yao ming makes jordan look yeah but then how like short i think shaq makes me look no no no other way makes shaq look short yeah and then shaq makes the rock look shorter yeah i mean the rock makes kevin hart look short i think that's the photo actually oh but no there was a guy i mean dude let's be honest right like so we live in a time where who's the cat who climbed el
9:22 capitan or um the free solo guy alex so yeah alex he looks at the mountain and he goes i'm going to conquer it right and then yeah there was a guy 10 years ago who looked a horse and said yeah i'm gonna ████ sit on that thing he's like up in a cockroach one day they'll make a documentary about me but alex hall lived and this guy died that's the difference between the two but they're both extreme into extremely hard anybody got anybody else got some hot takes on some celebrity uh lustful uh fantasies why you sound like you got a hot date the meryl streep thing is actually ████ waiting for the real thing no just what we're just talking about right now pull up a picture that's what i'm saying it's a hot take i don't know if you're gonna be down for it okay i brought this up like a long time ago i had another job with some other people and they all looked at me like i was ████ crazy you are crazy i was joking this is meryl streep right here ████ get ████ used to it no i think denise
10:13 richards is hot you think denise richards that's a hot i agree with that actually no dude you got to go hot take that's easy obviously bangable i'm talking like what about like junior girl streep is not good dude no no no no no honestly though what the ████ is your name from red two my hall pass what circle with my wife uh dame helen uh helen mirren dame hello who's that one she's stacked bro got triple b oh you know what's hot cersei lannister man but she geriatric she old she's a hippie helen mirror she's actually hot you know who's old and hot what diane lane diane lane who somebody's got to give you don't like diane lane you know who's ████ stacked nancy pelosi yeah nate supposedly got some titties
11:04 pelosi she got some big ones the biggest all right i googled i googled hair milk no you didn't google helmet and titties that's your problem that's why he laughed and nobody laughed over there helen murray he's dying dude that's why nobody left over there [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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