0:00 said you can't have fing tacos being raided by a Mexican restaurant agency you need tacos eating by a Chinese guy and see if the Chinese guy likes them and if he likes them then have some Italian guy like it okay these tacos are indeed [Music] good all right has anybody been seeing photos of this guy oh my God coming up around we found out he's just cake is it are you for real I don't know someone made a that video though is it just paper mâche and then they did a viral video on it I think that's hilar have you guys seen the uh the airplane that like things hovered around and then it like disappeared what yeah it like it like teleported what flash you saw it and I believe them all I believe them okay I don't know if this is on topic but if you guys saw a UFO would you go
0:51 go up to it hell yeah what do you mean like the actual if it landed a aircraft landed I ████ run to it I I would too I'd run to it but i' I'd run to it and hide myself I wouldn't because if like imagine the government shows up too and then they saw you saw they kill you true your boy turning around damn I know how to run and zigzag they can't catch me they can't ████ catch me dude Nick and I are going to scope out the place before we make any decisions holy ████ Joe's running up to it he really is former CIA and he was like on his death bed or something so he wanted to confess all this ████ back in like the ' 80s or something like that he does like a 30-minute interview he talks about ing all this stuff and how he was hired and became I think this was the inspiration for Men In Black the movie as much as it's like a a scripted like seemingly non or fictional kind of story it was they literally were like called
1:42 them like men in black or something like that they had actual machines that would brainwash people or wi the memory and he had to go through this whole thing and he was working with like half human half aliens like uh species that like had made it and then they made a deal with the government to build technology off of their weaponry and aircrafts and stuff which is where all of our like ████ New Age Technology came from in return the aliens were able to do experiments by abducting ████ people and ████ I know that sounds like a good deal I sound like the ████ movies I think that's a good deal kind of be nice if they could figure out a way to make cars you know more gas efficient yeah can they help us out with more stuff is I saw someone in like the ' 80s or '90s they figured out how to power a car with water but it's all about money so they don't do it yeah no they got the tech for it they got it from the aliens anyways this month ████ cake guy over here right um this has been Sur just
2:33 coming around on the internet because basically just over a week ago a uh it this was in Mexico that they had a public hearing where alien corpses were shown to Congress Mexicans Congress Mexicans Mexico's Congress uh with a UFO expert who was forced to testify under oath and brought these ████ alien corpses from Peru so they displayed these guys in glass and under oath was like these are aliens this this made their Congress look so bad though why not real aliens you're like what the ████ like you don't guys got no fact Checkers and ████ you're for sure like these aren't aliens ████ no like ████ ET that looks like a ashy ET yesterday they um he's like shrunken maybe it's with the bones or the the flesh it's like I don't know it looks like ████ there's a team that fake aliens in Mexico that recently it came out
3:25 yesterday that they basically ran tests on them said like DN don't match human they say that like it hasn't been you know constructed by human hands or whatever but then also everybody else outside of Mexico and say is saying like why don't you let a third party test it why is it all being done by your circle and also like when this was first coming out the guy that broke it out they're saying like that guy's a proven con artist yeah he's definitely has some stuff that's been debunked before that's what I'm saying you can't have ████ taco being raided by a Mexican restaurant agency you need tacos eaten by a Chinese guy and see if the Chinese guy likes them and if he likes them then have some Italian guy like it okay these tacos are indeed good but if you have the same people rating the same ████ yeah that's
4:16 ████ what is that called nepotism backwards cuz it cuz it's their family member specifically National nepotism National yeah they like inside ████ bases yeah that's called America that's like Biden and Hillary Clinton you know what I mean they said these specimen are not part of our terrestrial Evolution and these aren't beings that were found after a UFO record wreckage they were found in uh algae mines and were later fossilized so apparently or theoretically these guys came from like a long long time ago that were here a long long time ago and were fossilized in mines that were like deep in the earth I believe it you think it's alien there's two of them I do think for sure aliens exist no that's not the question brother I'm asking you do I think this is a real alien yeah you think those ████ two pinatas are aliens or you
5:06 know what's funny though do you do you ever think it's like one of those hide and plain sites like like we joke around because this ████ looks like ET so like of course that's fictional because we've only ever understood ET as a fictional where the red hoodie dude thing right but do you ever think that they're like yeah how are we going to hide this thing yeah let's put it in plain sight let's make it look exactly like it so every single time somebody sees some sort of alien they're just like this is ████ because seen in the movies or the same concept as like if this CIA dude I was talking about was for real like there was a whole men and black thing they're like yeah let's make a movie called men and black with where it does exactly what they say concept is to hide the thing in plain sight yeah you know what I mean like wouldn't that make a lot of sense that is like CIA disinformation campaigns is what they do yeah so that's why I'm like immediately it's like oh dude this looks like ET yeah of course it's ████ I hope it's real what what if that's the whole point yeah like that really is what aliens
5:56 look like does anyone here know what an algae mine is no I don't even know what an algae mine is I don't know either but they found it there yeah what is an algae mine you mine algae mhm algae is just in the ocean that's what I'm saying but they found it in an algae mine I thought mines were like ████ for stones and coal and gold and ████ that's like I found it in the tofu cave yeah tofu cave don't ask too many questions bro it's a silk and tofu medium firm I don't know what that is a algae [Laughter] and another thing is why are there no no photos of the discovery like wouldn't it make national news of like people at the algae mine like taking photos of like we found this ████ threefoot ████ there was a court hearing already like last
6:46 month of this guy that was used to be in the um the government and he like basically like had he he proved everything that was like aliens are existed and all this stuff since like the 80s or whatever oh the guy was in the Navy right I think so there's there I think it's it's called the disclosure project but there's like 300 plus government agents that had a convention and every single one of them were like yeah you guys need to just come out cuz and then everyone was talking about their personal experience whether in the military different branches of government I think it's crazier to not think that aliens aren't real you're calling him crazy I think they're real oh turning around now huh just not those ████ fake ass all of a sudden flers those are ████ Pez dispensers think you don't think an alien would look like that n big old bra what do you think they look like that sh look like a
7:36 pinata dude yeah well I mean they're going to look like something different did you hear those two dudes on Joe Rogan that are like super into like aliens or journalists what do they say so he was say I think what they're saying is right now the problem with why people can't like cuz we they you see like guys like him like testify but there's so many like strings of Black Ops like the government will create a Black Ops Secret Agency to study aliens and then they have another secret Black Ops agency another Black Ops another Black Ops so when one person comes out the only way for them to truly reveal what's happening they have to blow this person's cover but then to corroborate that this person has to blow this person's cover so for them they're like we actually can't fully come out unless we all come out but then no one's going to all come out cuz some people are still tied and in and so now I think they're like the only way for this to go
8:26 down is if like from the top they have a fullon audit to see where all the spending is actually going and it's just it's like imagine Navy Seals had Navy Seals had Navy Seals had Navy Seals and I even know like there's like probably agency that's been running for 70 years that no one even knows about oh for sure which is ████ crazy and then that would be funny if they all investigate each other thinking that they're like the bad guys but then they're just like yeah it's like the FBI CIA they're all like looking into each other's programs and ████ they're like these guys are ████ a a secret gang with aliens but it's just them it's just government agencies it's their co-workers yeah it's all ████ each other up like to entertain the theory or the notion that uh one if aliens were able to come here it's probably because they are a technologically advanced species and then that like kind of like backs up
9:16 those you know uh Egyptian pyramid theories it backs up like technology over the last like ████ 50 years and are are spiking understanding random ████ that like how the ████ humans really I know we're smart or intelligent in some way but like how the ████ did we accomplish certain things or like exponentially improve our technological understanding of certain stuff it's like well if we got help or if we got something to study that definitely makes it a lot more plausible you know and if there's going to be ████ aliens that we have an entire like culture around it you know what I mean and that's a kind of a cohesive understanding whether they look like a certain thing like ET whether there's like this area 51 or Roswell situation whether there's like UFOs that are like ████ in all these like Army Navy ████ Air Force you know what I mean there's a there's a culture around it that's like semi-consistent it's got to
10:07 be real can't my thing is like why are they so shy I feel like they lowkey could even like portray humans shapeshifting ass aliens I feel like they have if they have technology like that they already said they're half alien half humans that walk among us or I people look alien though dude like who I'm just saying once in a while like name one famous person n it's just people like you see a Chinese person walking down the street you're like you look kind of alien sometimes Jack ma looks like an alien a little bit yo Jack M looks like a gray alien he look like he's one of those aliens that his face come off and a little dude inside yeah and the little dude inside is this ████ little little corpse oh that's what it looks like there are people out there like you got some alien DNA some people just don't make sense look like that on that same thing I feel like low
10:58 key like mermaid like I feel like all these like things that people like think are fiction I feel like it comes from somewhere like an alien mermaids are beluga whales we all know that already mermaids are just horny Pirates they're just horny sailor think there's an at Atlantis you mean no Atlantis is different Atlantis isn't about Ming Atlantis was a real place and then it got ████ submerged Atlantis was in Africa mhm right the eye what I'm talking about pretty cool the Sahara Desert y ████ that's the real deal you don't know that ████ Atlantis look that ████ they think they discovered Atlantis in the West Africa in the Sahara Desert like where the eye in the city the eye of Sara desert is actually the old city of Atlantis that's under water now no it's it's a desert now used to be a wet like ocean area that used to
11:48 be yes submerged they got like all the ████ like salt debris and stuff that was there that's like clearly ocean salt but like how did how do they travel like thousands of miles how come you never mentioned this to us before cuz you never asked man this is just my thing all right you know what's crazy so I used to live in citos and I would dig for fossils in my backyard as a kid and I would dig and I would actually find sea shells in the dirt fire and I'm like holy ████ this thing used to be submerged Under the Sea imagine your mom just putting them there for you good it's like oh bar has a nice hobby he mixed with the soil when they made the house
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