0:00 [Music] welcome back to an episode of careful boys today we're going to discuss which Asian is actually the scariest when they're mad oh man okay cuz it changes over time I dude I think the but I was going to say that I think early pick early pick Vietnamese number two Koreans maybe Koreans I think since we're already saying that we skipping there I also agree Vietnamese girls scar I feel like like they're more down to like girls they're more down to like oh I'm going stab you right now like but do the stats back that up are there a lot of like domestic like really okay I don't know what you guys are talking about really you don't have that experience ████ Viet iasa yeah that's a
0:50 different different I don't get angry iwka Viet not you but like you don't think vimes girls have like a rage thing no really not not from my experience they're they're all they're all like pretty nice maybe cuz you know how to handle them maybe Hey cuz you don't date abgs I don't but I've seen I mean I don't know there's so many Vietnamese people in my circle that most of them are chill but I I never experienced like a raging Vietnamese person it's usually guys more than girls oh really yeah well I also think there's a difference between rage and scary oh scary yeah yeah yeah scary oh like scary um I know some Vietnamese like degenerates that like the type that would like Gamble and like drink too much and like those types do they look like this no yeah no man let me give you
1:44 a do man baby there's definitely Vietnamese guys that are like domestic violence scary for sure domestic VI scary lit what we're talking what we're talking about bro generally though the ratio of like nice to scary is like it's very low who's the RAC who's yours who's yours then oh she's like uh maybe Vietnamese then I guess ████ again man I wouldn't say that all right Joe say something please Vietnamese are the most bipolar cuz you're going to find the friendliest ████ that are Jolly as ████ and then before you know it they're popping out of a tunnel and stabbing you into the balls that's Viet Kong No but that that's what I'm saying is like that's the kind of warfare it's like there bro
2:35 I've been into pool holes where you're ████ playing in the guy next to you is 4 feet tall smoking a ████ Vietnamese cigarette I don't know how he got a ████ Vietnam communist cigarette yeah he's got a Vietnamese no man and he's all like doing his ████ right and then happy as ████ super nice super ████ nice something triggers this ████ and you look over and he's stabbing somebody with a pool stick and I'm like man they like Joe peshi energy dude that's a true story dude someone did get stabbed with a PTI see that's what I'm saying is like Koreans are more in tune with their anger and they rage but they're not scary out control if you're at a casino let's say you cross a Korean guy right he's like sh mother whatever right he's going to cross like Oh I'm a so angry right now
3:25 oh ████ smoking a cigarette the Vietnamese guy's like okay right that's it what was that then you go to then you go to your then you go to your car you go to your car you go hey remember me ████ and then he has a ████ piano wire he's like oh okay okay so he's not as expressive or in tune he's about it but he's ████ scary as ████ i' rather have the Korean guy let it all out she ████ he's a piece of ████ or whatever whatever lets it out smokes a cigarette oh it's a pet so good it's a different story when they're drunk though drunk Korean no that is drunk Korean yeah that is drunk Korean but then they just let na it cuz Koreans are like this Koreans like ████ oh I'm so angry right and
4:15 then Vietnamese is I'm not ████ angry ████ you ████ I'm not angry I'm not ████ angry okay okay I'm not ████ angry at all and then like they don't even know angry ████ I'm So Cal right now or or the vietamese style is very just like okay okay and then they'll come back right whereas Chinese people they just yell at each other yeah they go ████ you no ████ you ████ you hey no ████ you ████ you ████ you ████ you walking away ████ you man these people are the least angry and the least Chinese anger at all dude are you unun they're so predictable you're like hey man you so angry and they go like hey something's on sale why [Laughter]
5:06 yeah it's $5 $5 for two okay D walk away it's so easy to Def if you if this's a chinese argument at a restaurant they go it's on us oh thank you so much okay both people just stop fighting right away that's how youus it wow you love me wow okay that's my love language dinner I'm I'm very scared of Korean girls yeah because I feel like Korean girls are the ones that like really will get into fight and they're willing to hit guys and stuff like that oh yeah or when they start fights with other girls and I saw this in high school all the time girls will start fights with other girls so their boyfriends have to you you see the look on the ████ boyfriend's face like now I have to
5:57 ████ fight this boyfriend of yours like and it just becomes a brawl with the guys and the girls are on the side and the girls wait for a little bit until somebody's bleeding they go hey stop stop and it's like you started it and everyone gets kicked out every time that's so funny dude I had to deal with this drunk Korean dude we were playing Mario Party at Tyler's house and already don't sound like a scary guy I know it was like he got mad off of Mario part he was like the only person left at the party everybody's already gone went home and me and Tyler and this guy we're just chilling playing Mario Kart or Mario Party and then like he's like oh man I feel like you guys are mad at me for some but like no we're just playing games you know and then he would just try to start a fight with us and we're like dude we're just trying to have fun and play dude nobody's upset yeah and then he started like raging until the point where like
6:47 like I'm winning this mini game and then he goes over he starts going like all right man what are you doing and then he starts freaking out and we're like I'm like bro don't ████ touch me dude like this is so weird like I don't get mad but like this guy was like so like trying to pick a fight and so scary or trying to be like guy yeah but then also he was drunk so I was like yeah whatever you know so I went home and then I find out later that this guy was trying to swing on Tyler and I'm like dude what the ████ you guys can't invite this guy over that's a ████ hate crime like a crazy guy no for sure cuz he's like oh you gay yeah I don't know man but he was just super violent every everything he was saying but the funny thing is we went out we went out to smoke and he was just like oh yeah you know like who's just
7:38 super chill and normal and he was just like yeah I think uh you and I we're like we're pretty similar and whatever you know like he's like he's like yeah I have a lot of Vietnamese friends you know so we're cool right we're cool but like you just Tred to like ████ me up earlier and I'm like I don't think he remember he's like I try to ████ up your friend not you dude so so when you mix who invited this dude exactly so so when you mix alcohol with like a a person that's already like prone to be angry and stuff it's like it's just like a schizophrenic it's scary dude it was scary wow that sounds Korean yeah wow see I I don't think yeah I don't think I've ever dealt I don't ever think I dealt with a drunk person that just like got physically violent I just choke them out I feel like youen been a sad Ranch enough
8:32 you've been lucky that's why I don't like going out especially with guys dude and then they ████ get drunk and then they're like in your face like two ████ inches away and then when you want to pull away they get all insecure and what the ████ man yeah and that's when you just ████ uppercut the ████ was uh I I was uh at a cousin's wedding in Hawaii a couple years back and then uh my oldest cousin who used to be in a gang in Hawaii Vietnamese gang oh ████ he was uh coconut bras I'm in uh coconut bombs yeah coconut BR I hung out with him a long time so you want to take me in my other cousin and even my dad my dad was one of the my dad was like the meanest of all the brothers and sisters he used to be every kid not just me and my sister I found this out later and I was like oh was so privileged Dam all your cousins to yeah everyone was scared including brothers and sister so he was the only one who would like check this
9:23 oldest cousin of mine oh and so even like when I was like oh I'm going to go hang out with this cousin he wants to like show us around Hawai and stuff he was like hey be careful and I was like I haven't heard that from you in a long time right but okay cool like we're adults right so he takes us out and then we we're hanging out we end up stopping by a house party because he's like oh I'm just celebrating like one of our buddies like from the old crew like just got out of jail so you know everybody celebrating just drinking beers cool whatever and then he's like right we're going to go to another spot we go to this like Cafe it's like Vietnamese cafe style place right in Hawaii where uh we end up sitting at a table with like the old gang leader and it's one of those cafes where the Vietnamese girls walk around and of course they have to be a little extra extra attentive attentive extra right and then cuz her titties
10:14 want to pop out it's not so much that they're like ████ looking but they just have to be that kind of playful to like the customers right yeah like Hooters yeah and then the gang boss dude he like gets mad out of know we're just having a good time at the end of the table we're not sitting next to him but then he like gets mad over something and and he grabs her wrist oh ████ and he's just yelling to the point where it's like one of those records like everyone like stops what they're doing and they're just looking at this D yell at this girl like no M it's just one of Viet you know vietnames yell I said no ice ████ you know vietnames yell like my Long Island iced tea with no ice and then you could see you could see her professionalism and comfort of like being in situation I'm not saying she's comfortable I'm saying she's like been in situation like this she knows she
11:04 knows to be like oh like oh you know comes over sits on his lap and like just tries to play it off and then you could also see everybody else like after the quick like being interrupted by the situation just like oh yeah we should progress and whatever we were doing to not make that a big deal right and and then me and my cousin are sitting there my uh uh my younger cousin who are being like treated out by our older cousin we're like and then we look at him and he's like and you could just see the fear in all of the underlings of knowing like don't ████ question you didn't go Hey sir get your hand the woman said no I can't believe you Anthony Lee I thought you were a good person I stood up I stood up and then the girl was like no no no it's okay she wants it yeah oh weird so I was trying to respect the
11:54 girl well if I was there yeah I would have stepped in brother you you would have got your ass I would have gave him a piece of my mind if that was me I would have first went up to the to him and I ████ karate chopped him and I went to the other guy and I would have ████ went like this and I would have ████ kicked this guy's ass and I would have carried her out said you don't have to do this job anymore you save her you know I believe you because you look exactly like that boss I'd probably be yelling at her too he grabbs her hand I grabbed her other hand hand looks like the girl yeah yeah go ahead W it out yeah save me rescue me he's a damn no he he's going to grab your hand I'm going to grab your other hand I said he said no I in the long ice tea you stupid ████ yeah that's how you get her out yeah and then I have five the boss misogyny Bros yeah that's right but yeah is that is that V and me yelling that like dude and you know what's crazy
12:44 it's one of those like things in relativity and context right it's like if somebody goes crazy and you're like oh that guy's going crazy but if somebody goes crazy then everybody else is like oh ████ then you feel the the aura change you know theary cuz there's like a ████ tiger in the room or something yeah and there there's like more that you don't know yeah that's what I was like that was proba last time I was like scared of a Vietnamese guy I was like what Vietnamese people man they're angry as H you guys aren't scared of Filipino people being no come when they're yelling what it's like it just doesn't sound scary I don't really see very many angry Filipinos I'm trying to think in my memory I feel like they're all happy I don't think Indians are scary either Indians are the scary least scariest they're probably the least scary Ron Indians are a bit different though those guys are like thug straight I I haven't met them but rampton I feel like this a
13:35 joke no no it's not it's real and Sacramento Indian guys there's a lot of Sacramento Indian gangs too yeah but then like I think we've been so brainwashed to believe that Indian men are funny oh are funny they're very friendly yeah that's why that's why because you you see like there's like those Indian music videos right that's kind of like their version of gangster rap they're all buff scary looking and they got turbin on and they're just ████ like seeking it up and ████ and you're like oh that's cool that that looks really cool but a part of me there's a racist immature part of me that's laughing and saying like dude you know whatever I don't know some racist Indian joke cuz I think it's Apu or something you know dang so that really the Apu effect works on you then that in the British accent so like British
14:25 ████ are scary but then their accent is so cute that when they're saying cuss words it doesn't sound scary it sounds hell I'm going to do you know I'm like damn that's funny dude it's a little ████ yeah but dude when you watch pey blinders and like there's a lot of British gangs you know they ████ put in work but when they talk it's so cute hell hell what about the other kind like the the um drill British that's a different sound it's funny dude cuz it just sounds like a bumbl cot Jamaican guy like Jamaican is another one too there's Jamaican gangs they're scary but they're like Y Man Cool Runnings you know like it kind of I think when you say gangs it changes it changes everything true it changes yeah non- gangster all gangs are
15:16 scary honestly brother the least uh threatening Indians dude Indians for sure it's hard for me to picture Indian gang maybe Taiwanese gangs like I've been to Taiwan and my my my cousin he was like in gang and stuff and he would like tell me all these scary stories he like man we don't even have guns here so you know what we use we use this uh this knife that you used to cut bamboo with and we'll just run up on people on scooters and we just stab them and I'm like that seems kind of scary sure you do you just don't and and we'll be like we'll go to like to night Mark and he'll like show me around you know he like see those guys over there those guys are ████ hard and it'll be like two dudes on a scooter like this I'm like sure they're hard real they're about to do a hit right now I'm like sure you know what though be said for
16:07 like Brazilian like Rio de Janeiro gangs and that is how they roll and are scary but then I'll see I'll sorry I'll let you finish after but I'll see them um get into rumbles and no one gets hurt I feel like cuz they're the kind like this like if you have a thing they're like ah ah next guy oh right here ah ah ah ah I'm like there's no contact bro are you guys ganging up on don't be hitting each other's scooter so they have all the ████ I'm like stab the guy the law I don't know I feel like when I see like gang fights happening in an Asian area the F or especially specifically Chinese I feel like they just use Furniture to beat the ████ out of each other they throw hot water I see yeah I see that hot water chairs being thrown like obviously that'll do some
16:57 damage but it's like it's conflict with each other like viam me is like R the H it's like to each other you poke my eye I poke your eye let's do together come on one two three but then the to it's like ah and then the guy like ah they're like both hitting the sidewalk what the ████ but you know what's funny no one gets hurt in those Rumble videos our image so like you know philppines got real terrorists they got Pirates they'll kidnap your ass they do cry Philippines yeah that's same thing with India dude like Slum Dog Millionaire ████ they'll ████ enslave your ass they're ruthless right but it's so cute when they do it what like because of the people that are doing it it so like I got robbed by senior citizens in China there was a gang of
17:47 like 60-year-olds that ran up on us and well they tried to scam us and ████ intimidate us with like it was like 40 ████ senior citizens that ganged up on us 40 of it was like a retirement home of thugs and it was the cutest like thing I was being held up by grandpas with what they with no weapons well they they put us on like a scam like tuck like a like a cart ride and then at the end of it they said that yeah the Rick Shaw that it was a $5,000 fee and my friend's like ████ no I'm paying $5,000 and then oh really and then the whole village of senior citizen men surrounded us and I'm like this is supposed to be scary what the ████ like I could I think this will be fun ████ them all up so how'd you get out of there do they just did the whole fighting back and forth and then like
18:38 and then I had a dummy wallet like whenever I TR travel I opened it up and I was like look you want to take my ████ $3 and I ████ took the $3 and I threw it in their ████ face and then they're not violent so that's the thing they don't look tough they're not violent but like third world scary and third world crime is like cartel crime it's crazier they'll like chain you up and then ████ drug you and then sell your body parts right it's not like American Crime where it's like I'll put a gun through your face give me your wallet and I'll run away I rather do deal with that ████ but like I think it's like we we have more intimidating looking people in the west I think guys like it's a fashion right they want to look tough they're big it's a fashion it's a fashion but third world criminals are like I'm hungry dude I'm going to sell your Li they look actually broke yeah but they don't look scary you know what I mean
19:28 they're Des but they don't have a style of like looking scary they're ████ hungry they're malnourished they look like smeagle and ████ and then they'll ████ like gang up on you like a bunch of ants right and then they'll do something like oh you know they'll they'll like I don't know steal your things take take your passport you can't go home so if you see a bunch of Indian dudes that look mad hungry you better ████ run watch out what's the cute part with the cute they look cute though like they look cute yeah yeah they look they'll stick around and find out what happened they look like uh one of the homies that work at the engineering department they don't look threatening like the senior citizen thugs they don't have a fashion of looking like thugs they look like Rick Shaw drivers they look like they do maong on the weekends and then they're just trying to intimidate us you you do maang on the weekends yeah but with fashion though
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