0:00 Okay, we have a lot of fathers in this room, fathers to be. What do you guys think about this great debate? So, this is going to be a video of a Dodgers fan and he catches a ball next to a kid. So, here it goes. >> Dude. >> Give it to the kid. >> I'm sorry. I can't. >> Wow. >> I'm not giving it to the kid. I feel bad, but I'm not giving it >> Who is that guy? >> Oh. >> Look how cute that kid is. Was the kid rooting for a different team? >> Yeah. >> Braves. >> That's another thing. >> Wait, did he just intercept the kid or what happened? >> No, no, no. He just caught it. He It was next to him. He caught it. And then people were like, there's a thing now >> Yeah. >> in Major League Baseball or sports where people are like, "Hey, give it to the kid for a souvenir." >> Give it to the closest kid to you. >> That's the thing. >> even give? >> That's ████ wack. >> Is it? >> So, okay, my my take is is this.
0:50 Don't ████ stand in front of the kid and catch it. That's ████ up. But, if the kid is like, whatever, right? And then you catch your ball, you don't owe the kid anything. >> Yeah, what if he doesn't give? >> are you going to do if there's three kids? >> What about this? This is going to happen in the future, too, if that's really the culture. You're going to You're going to catch a ball and then another dad up there is going to send his kid, "Hey, hey, go walk down there. Walk down there." >> I know. >> That's how it's going to be. >> It Well, it's like to how celebrities, when they're leaving venues and ████ they always have kids coming up to them and asking them ████ but the dads behind them and they sell that ████ on eBay. >> Exactly. >> And all kids lose ████ So, you give that ball to the kid, see you later. You might as well throw it in the trash. >> not wearing a Dodgers jersey. ████ him. >> I agree. That's ████ up. >> That kid's also really young. Like, he barely knows where he's at. >> think he knows what's going on. >> Yeah.
1:40 >> Yeah, [laughter] no. >> Yeah, you know damn well that kid's going to grab the ball, itch his ass, go and smell it, and then throw it away. That's >> He might even just drop it on the way. >> do. >> We When we >> Itch his ass. >> [laughter] >> When we see it and we know that that ████ have went to the kid, we'll say it should have went to the kid. This is >> This one's not one of those ones. No way. >> It feels like a forced attempt at a viral video. >> Yeah. >> The kid is a kid. >> when they zoom in on the guy and then the kid, it's like >> And he's not even heartbroken. >> Cuz there's that clip with the kids he was about to catch it with his mitt and then that guy interception and he's like, "Yeah." >> Swoopers swoopers have to give it up. >> Different. Completely different. >> Swoopers got to give it up. This ain't a swoop. >> Yeah, I agree. >> That kid is probably eyeing a hot [snorts] dog. That would have made him way more happier than a ball. >> doing this Tik Tok, they should get blasted. >> Yeah. >> I agree. >> Trying to shame >> Make some ████ out of nothing. >> No, the whoever whoever Yeah, blast him with a gun. Yeah, they should be
2:30 murdered. They should die a horrible death. >> I disagree. I disagree. >> Yeah, public public execution. >> Head shot. >> I disagree. That's my video earlier. I disagree. That's my video. I disagree. >> That's too harsh. >> That's really harsh. >> That's good because if we have high stuff here, then the the video's not good. >> But because so videos like this have been going viral lately. Like I'm talking like any little moment where a guy catches a ball and there's a kid around, people are always like give it to the kid. So I think that's why everyone around him was inclined to be like, "Yo, give it to the kid." It's like a social contagion thing. And then this cat's like, "Yo, I'm not giving it to the freaking kid. Plus I would have been like, "Yo, that's a little Braves fan. ████ him." >> Yep. >> You know what I mean? Like it's a different team. >> Honestly, if I was the other guy, I'd be like, "Dude, I can't give this to the kid. It's my dead father's dying wish that I come here and catch a ball for him." >> That's sick. >> What's the rule? >> The stadium rule when which ones are you supposed to throw back and not keep? When it's the opposing team's hit? >> Oh, I'm not sure.
3:20 >> Isn't there like a a soft rules about that? Like if someone hits a home run and it's not the team you're cheering for, you got to toss it back in? >> What? >> That's what I thought. Something like that. >> I believe you. >> Remember the chant of like, "Throw it back." >> What was that about then? >> Well, there's a So there's some moments that are like landmark moments. So like if a hitter gets his like 400th homer or some ████ then everyone's like, "Yo, you got to give it up." >> So that he gets the ball? >> Yeah, cuz he it's a souvenir for him for his accomplish. >> Which he's going to sign and it's going to be auctioned off anyway, but sure. >> Well, true, but sometimes but sometimes they keep it. >> Yes. What about for the other sports? Is there a like let's say football or like basketball or soccer or whatever, is there a a whole thing about if it leaves the field you hold on to it? >> Not really in basketball, you throw that ████ back. It will never go to the rafters anyway, you're just chucking it back. >> In football, they're cheap as ████ with the stingy as hell with the ball. So, like, sometimes players will spike it into the stands, that's your best shot.
4:10 But, if but when they kick it now, they have that stupid net that comes up so it doesn't go in the crowd. They're stingy, man. >> That must be really cool to get a football, then. >> It's sick, it's sick to get a football, yeah. That's sick. >> It happens. Well, it's it's not that rare, but compared to baseball, baseball they're they're flying in the stands all the time. >> I bet Jerry Mallison the Palace held people got basketballs and stuff. >> I bet they got a lot more than that. >> Actually, I think they were throwing a lot more. I don't think they were taking, they were just chucking. >> Damn. >> Shout out Pacers. >> Damn, this yeah, this is a stupid thing. >> Yeah. >> Think DraftKings isn't available in your state? Think again. The cage is set, and DraftKings keeps the full card at your fingertips in one sports app live in all 50 states. >> One thing I like about DraftKings is that everything is right there in the app. I can look through the matchups, see what bets are available, and have a little bit more fun with the games since I got something riding on them. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and
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5:53 about all the chances that a baseball can fly to your seat. >> It's tough. >> Like that's it's so rare. >> It chose you. >> Yeah, it chose you, you know? And if the kid's like two rows back, it's like come on. >> There's also hella opportunities if you show up early. They're just They're just ████ around. They'll throw balls at kids and ████ like that. There's I think there's plenty of shots for kids to get balls. >> I don't think that kid would have been able to catch it though. That ball would have came straight to him. >> Yeah, he could have caught it with his forehead. >> Exactly. >> No way. >> Wait, I was just wait kid. >> No, I was just saying no, I was going to >> White kid bowl haircut. >> He could put that ████ up, definitely catch it with his forehead. >> be really really funny though if that kid was just straight crying. That would be way funnier. >> [laughter] >> But they didn't get what they wanted cuz he's not crying at all. >> He doesn't even know what's happening. >> That kid's so cute though.
6:43 >> Then he's like he's so far from the other dude. If he was crying, it wouldn't really make sense. >> No. >> Yeah. >> Like he wouldn't even close. >> Why does he Why does he think that a ball that's like 10 rows in front of him he's entitled >> Yeah, he's entitled that. And And if he's crying, it's even more like no way, dude. >> So is the internet split? >> No, there's they're they're mostly ████ all over this guy, but then there's a there's an enclave of people who are like, "F███ that. You should absolutely get to keep the ball." >> know what also doesn't make sense is like so the guy who did catch it, he's not like a old man. Like he's still a young dude, too. He's probably been waiting since he wasn't kid to get a ball. Exactly. So he's still basically a kid on the inside hoping he gets a ball, you know what I mean? >> So you think old guys, cuz they're going to die soon anyway, it's like give it to the young man. >> you look kind of dumb when you're really trying to fight for the ball against a kid as an old man. >> You always look dumb. >> That's the old man. He's like, "I've
7:33 been sitting in this seat for 40 years. This is my first catch." >> [laughter] >> Cool, but then that's good enough to know you got it and now you just ████ give it up. >> Yeah, cool grandpa. I'll give the ████ ball up. >> You know what I mean? >> Yeah, it's good enough. >> Yeah, but for how long people can be a fan of a franchise, that dude is still a kid. The guy who caught the ball is still a >> He's not even old enough to be >> Cuz the Dodgers like a hundred years old or whatever. >> [laughter] >> He's going to be loving the Dodgers until he's like 70, 80, 90 years >> Plus, the only other redeeming factor of why he should give it to a kid would be if he was there on a date and he's with another dude, so it don't matter. >> Who's with their another dude? >> The guy who caught the ball. Cuz if you're there with a girl, that's a nice gesture to give it to a kid. >> Cuz you're going to get a ████ later. >> Or she'll be like, "Oh my god, he's the best." >> From the kid. [laughter] >> Oh, what the ████ Can't use that. >> God damn [laughter] it. >> We can't use >> It's a sentence fragment. You'd have to
8:24 match it like a ████ detective. >> I could do that. >> Leave it in. Have the balls leave it in. Have the balls. >> Subi, would you would you let this kid catch it with his forehead or would you try to catch it in front of him? >> I'll grab his ████ I'll grab him. Use your forehead. >> [laughter] >> Oh, that's good. You let him catch it by using him as a glove. >> Yeah, block him. Bam. >> I could do is if it's same row or within a within a three-seat radius. If I can reach to you and me and you can like hand I can't hand the ball to somebody to hand to you. >> I think it's as simple as if the kid reaches for it and you get it, you got to give it to the kid. If he's not reaching >> Yeah, no, no. >> What if the kids reaching this way cuz they don't have hand coordination and then you're reaching this way and this way the ball is? >> Well, then he should have seen where the ball is. That's on him. That's on him. >> Okay, I just want Even if he's sitting next to you. >> I could also give it to the kid
9:15 if I already caught one ball. >> Well, that's That's really tough. >> [laughter] >> What the heck? You've caught multiple balls. >> I could have like five balls. Oh, ████ It's my lucky day. >> I also think that they got to be between the ages of like seven and 13. >> Okay. >> Cuz they know what the ████ is going on and they'll appreciate wipe their ass with it. Yeah. >> [laughter] >> That kid has got to be like three. >> Yeah. >> He doesn't know what's going on. >> He don't know what the hell is happening. >> Also, there's a part of me that if I really had to like put on my like nice person hat, I also think it's easy enough to give the kid a ball, not give a ████ go buy a ball, and commemorate that moment. >> Hell no. >> No, no, no. >> To the kid, here's a viral video of it. >> Go up there, you can buy balls at the stadium. Just go up there and buy a ball, hand it to the kid, make him think he got it.
10:05 >> You got the real one. >> You ever seen that video of that kid who caught it and he gave it to a girl? >> Yeah, and it's fake. >> But it was it was the other ball? >> Fake one, yeah. >> Yeah, that's ████ smooth. >> Smooth. >> He had like a ball that he that was probably his. And he was like, "Oh, I caught this one. Here's this one." But then everyone around was like, "Aw, he gave the one he caught." Like, dude. >> Or he could have gotten it it cuz in warm-ups they do hella ████ balls in the stands. So, he could have just gotten it from there. >> a puss master. >> Yeah. >> It's pretty elite level of thinking right there.
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