0:00 yeah I think I'm just a little pervert dude she could do ████ anything she could fart in my face and I'd be like [Music] welcome back to another careful boys and we are very careful boys we got touch back and hey hello hey Josh today we're going to talk about what does the opposite sex do or your favorite sex do that turns you on the most wow exist let's go what turns me on irresistible yeah accidental shoulder bump I mean honestly drop things and pick it up whoever wants to play video games with me is cool with me that's a great one yeah I'm at that
0:52 stage in my life because I feel like that's that's that's tough though for a lot of ladies to like sit down and like want to play video games but not like Mario Brothers right don't think I'll play Mario Brothers Mario your girl plays video games with you oh yeah what games Mario Kart oh I love Mario Kart dude she's really good like when people are like I can beat you in Mario Kart I just go if you can beat her then you can complain wow so when you guys play who wins it's me it's so annoying she kills me she kills all my neighbors she kills everybody how does it feel to be emasculated like that it's just used to it apparently because like yeah it just destroys and destroys and destroys me I keep on going back for more but but because I want to beat her I genuinely do but yeah she just gets
1:42 better she gets better and better my wife wanted to get this game for the switch called um like a Untitled Goose game and you're just a goose that walks around and like does tasks yeah and it's just like a fun kind of game and it's like very simple but when I watch her play it makes me want to jump out of like a movie you don't wanna because I'm like I'm like babe it's like no no not that eight like just use your other use your other joystick go you gotta go around the fact the Dual joystick thing can be tough for people who don't play video games yeah it's like her battle is like here but just understanding like her relation with her moving her hands and then with the character it's like a child I'm just like yeah it's hard like babe you gotta pick it up you gotta you gotta move to the side a little bit to pick up it's like watching someone run with a broken neck oh like if you if you're probably not possible in real
2:32 life but someone if you could somehow just break your neck and it can hang and like just turn but like you're running in the opposite direction that was my dad playing 007 you're like oh yeah it was like dude when she plays does she turn with her body no she doesn't she doesn't I've seen a lot of people it's just more of like just not even getting to that stage yet it's more of a just like kind of figuring out what this thing is you know what this game is dude that's what happened I was playing Super Mario World remember that game classic game with my neighbor my next door neighbor and it was like basically socialism because I'm so like in that game if you if we play as Mario Luigi you share lives yeah oh yeah so I'm watching this so like you get pissed yeah like you know we have like eight lives that's it and then every time he ████ dies he
3:22 basically like as soon as he hands gets handed the controller he dies and then I keep on having to give him my lives and I'm like this son of a ████ is I'm dead wait this is what you know the like the side scrolling beat em up games yeah like back in the day you had to share lives I mean you always if you had a partner that sucked it's you're just like it's this you're like dude we can't get past the third level because you ████ suck I wouldn't want my significant other to play games with me just because are you too good because no I want to reserve my game time for me it's like a selfish bastard but watch porn with me but like I want to jack off to what I want to Jack because when you play games like you either get like super competitive or if it's a co-op they're not pooling so I think everyone should go home and play overcooked bad idea in the comments section
4:12 everyone go home and download overcooked I have disowned my sister dude in real life oh yeah that's right dude we gotta ████ a ████ shop and ████ you're like kind of dishes I know he goes I'm at the ████ register what the ████ are you doing I don't know what the ████ are you doing you know somebody cut up the protein when you get a squad that does well and works well together overcooked oh it's nothing's better nothing is better than that that's when you're that's when you guys go hey let's start another jumbia out here I think we have to play it dude I think if you took the whole Junior Team yeah and played overcook yeah your sales would Skyrocket like 500 percent they've
5:03 become so efficient no one would speak to each other nice nice can I land on you guys while you're doing that is there a way I can ████ around in that game yeah no the way you sabotage the game is just by being a jackass that's what makes the game great because if you fail at your task you're like what's wrong with you you just have to you just have to cut up lettuce so you're ████ stupid you're like I don't get it you just have to hit a just ████ hit a bring the lettuce to the table that's the ████ dishes I'm talking to the customers my character I think my character's going through something so I can't watch Lotus right now all right you're gonna serve the customers then you need a mental health day yeah yeah that's why I'm a master at customer service you know Food Service I'm an actor spend more time in the restaurant than I do on set so it's great what so
5:54 no but okay so other than video games [Laughter] cemented that one I'm uh honestly truthfully I'd like anything with like a good smile like I'm a teen person teeth yeah like you have a good smile yeah that'll get my attention I like a woman that shops shops till she drops because then so then he doesn't have to spend any time yeah yeah yeah not like a woman that likes to vet a lot all day every year you've got a chick you don't have to play to them I know what else you want a menstruator at least once a month did they go shopping for your outfit today I like the fluffy texture from tote from head to toe didn't you find that hat this one um was that your shirt was that uh uh it
6:46 was that Daiso for a dollar fifty what a funny message yeah that's just feel good yeah I feel good feel good nothing else dude looking at it makes me feel good thank you thank you hey what about what about yeah what about you guys single dude yeah what kind of girls do you like what kind of girls or what do I like what turns you on what goes uh if they make me laugh dude sense of humor is always the best because do I make you laugh you're really hard to make but what about us are you turned on by us since we just made you laugh no silly okay all right oh so there's a limit yeah no I guess comedy isn't the answer it's a it's it's like what you laugh at because sometimes when you laugh with your boys it's like you're laughing at dumb ████ but then when you laugh with a girl you laugh with a baller what's the last thing what's the last thing a girl did to make you laugh yeah what did you laugh at with a girl I can't remember it's been so long but you
7:37 remember what was the last thing you laughed with with your boys do you remember oh wait what the last thing I laughed at with my boys I don't know it's like just like dumb ████ like you know and it literally anything we could be laughing at like accents or something so who do you love more your boys or your girls I love everybody good answer but yeah sense of humor and um I I guess how you guys like talk to each other like the way you communicate does it turn you on if a girl speaks Vietnamese no really hi because it makes me feel like I'm talking to my sister oh does that turn you off okay but what if means like let's say okay right yeah she's Ethiopian and she studied Vietnamese to be closer to you so she busts out the Vietnamese would you go oh that's an egg roll time
8:30 I think that would be funny it would be funny yeah it'd be funny because then I could do my Vietnamese jokes yeah if at least it's a really hot chick is talking to you but she's talking to Vietnamese that's your sister you're throwing up yeah that's a system I'm thinking about actually maybe I don't know I wouldn't know it would ruin ruin it all have you ever dated a Vietnamese girl that speaks Vietnam uh no not really really yeah well because uh attraction is like if I'm not attracted to that because it's hard it's hard to there's nothing wrong with it if you're racist it's fine if you're racist dude everyone's significant other is not it's from a different culture yeah everyone's significant others from a different culture yeah yeah yeah see how do you feel about that why are you looking down on us no I'm not I'm just curious no cause you were talking about he's judging us are you up here looking down here
9:20 you know you know how it goes yeah just stick to your own kind but it's fine that's right in India it like doesn't even matter because you're from a different city you speak a different language like at least if in you know other countries the language is consistent yeah but like an India if you're from North India and then you know I'm from South India everyone speaks different languages interesting so it's like nah dude ████ that go get someone from your own City or your own village so you're going to speak the same language that's important apparently all you need is a set of teeth though yeah for me it's just a smile it's a dental love you just need to be about smiles speak English and play Mario okay that's pretty good looking down it's pretty high for 10. you have a different list yeah definitely the 30s are weird Mario Kart wasn't on the list I'll tell you that today's video is brought to you by Hannah love so treat yourself to the best shapewear on the market and save 20
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11:54 code OTR is called OTR honeylove.com do you think the older you get that lists shrinks hell yeah of course especially if it hasn't been working out but he's got a chip it's different I'm lucky yeah I'm good hey you want to know a new one recently I don't know why but since we got these puppies in the house anytime my lady does anything like kind of motherly I'm like yes that's 30. anytime anytime she shows any sign of like and I know it's just a pup you know what I mean yeah but in our way this is our test run before we have kids it's valid yeah and she like Picks Them Up I'm like oh my God that's cute that's human again you know it's a big one for me I'm gonna say ████ you're talking to the dog
12:44 I think a big one for me is the way that um they treat servers yes if they treat them well I don't like this gotta treat him like a servant we're better than them yeah what are you doing another one is he another one is like kind of like what you said is is just being a kid Magnet or like like being a ████ what do you call that what's that one girl in the Disney movies that attracts all the animals and ████ Kim Kardashian yeah no I do like I do like it when girls like animals like if they're really cool with cats Snow White yeah Snow White I thought you said they're cool not two bro you know how to like get Brownie good brownie good good cookie if she does like shrimp chocolates I'm like
13:35 really into her oh one thing one thing I really like which I discovered just randomly was uh so my my girlfriend smack she does commercials and she's actor and stuff and uh one day we got approached to go to this audition together and I she looks like crazy she always got tons of Nationals going on and I'm like she must be really good and then we went together and I saw how she acted and how she won over the casting like you're like damn I was like holy ████ wonder and then of course we booked it because she just like works this magic where'd she do she's just really good at auditioning like auditions like you know like well I always say this uh for actors auditioning is our job working the job is the vacation yeah because you don't get hired much she's just
14:25 I mean that's why I'm here on the show oh my I gotta feed some of myself when I saw like and I can't even like imitate it but like it's a personality that she puts on that we don't even have at home like I don't see her act like that with me ever but to see her do it it was like just like who is this person this is dope it's not professionalism yeah and it was just like like that's clean yeah that's the type of ████ into that to see your your uh to see a girl in her in her mode in her professionalism is really really cool do you think she would feel the same seeing you like going on tour and like doing your thing no because I would be surrounded by ████ yeah I believe all women paid anymore but I'll be honest that's my ████ guy I've I've been training I've been training with Nick and I feel the same way when I see him at the gym
15:15 thanks bro I appreciate that I never seen him in this element I'm like oh wow you're looking I'm beating up men yeah it feels like that you know I'm like exactly I'm like oh you're wearing a little less clothing she's crazy he's yelling at me a little bit more I'm like dude can can you get your elbow out of my mouth like can you do that are you training too like feel right here Tish right here right here he's too scared to roll with me because he knows he'll never let go I think we've done mental pretty good now what physical ████ do they do oh this is the best part short shorts let's skip to this part short shorts leggings for me yeah um like the Lulu lemons lemons dude Nikki commits Warfare in my house with leggings dude
16:05 it's like I know it's ████ on big t-shirt wait physical or like fashion or like what are we talking about you're talking like body attributes or if you like fashion if that's something that you I like it when um they wear like really big shirts and like you can't you can't tell if they're wearing like but like their legs yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh like big t-shirts yeah yeah yeah ████ thing all of us just don't tell we'll all wear tall tees no pants oh ████ I'm gonna just wear knee-high socks too oh dude that's a killer I don't know everything dude I'm not it really is it's like what do you like though come on but like for me personally you can be
16:57 incredibly attractive but if you can't make me laugh if you can't make me laugh what is your girl do yeah yeah but like what I like everyone's booing you everyone's booing the comments are going wild rather they're like this dude he's normal yeah oh he wants everybody long hair long hair or short hair hey are you attracted to when you're are you turned on by when your girl dresses in like traditional Indian attire yes but here's the thing asari is exposing see if Bart was here he'd be like yeah dude the Auntie lives across the street I keep seeing your fat gut because he always ask me that like that's the thing like aunties this is a thing Auntie's in India sorry it's very traditional clothing you'll always see their their stomach and like nobody cares and Bart's always like why are they showing you he's upset by it I'm like dude I don't know why
17:47 does that ████ have a six-pack yeah he's like what the ████ he's just looking out he's trying to sell his program dude he's trying to sell good luck yeah he just I'm like Bart you should start a Brigade sorry get people on it's squatting and stuff but I'm I like it dude Indian traditional clothing is just like it's just a sheet even for men longies because it's always so hot yeah so it's like who cares everyone's sweating if I could see my lady's outline of her butt just a little bit in any clothes it doesn't matter yep it doesn't matter even if it's like a not flattering pair I'm like oh and I can't call her constantly oh baby like something like that you have a you have a line do you whistle can you whisk sometimes I'll say something and I'll be like it even if I'm joking I'll be like why what did you say I just get self-conscious oh you you cancel
18:37 yourself in the moment I'm like babe you look so good and I'm like was that bad I was like is that creepy question yourself this is not a ████ joke can okay this is my real life anyway can no that's it's real though listen we're not talking about tall TV all right yeah because it's funny because she won't I'll say stupid ████ sir all the time so she won't give me a reaction so I think that's her default it's not be like baby looks so good she goes thanks and I'm like does she she speaks uh Spanish right yeah is that turn you on not particularly not not like not like out of the ordinary oh like not because she speaks Spanish is like I can't speak you know what I mean like I kind of know do you speak Spanish with her at all no I don't know they speak Spanish and I'm always like
19:27 they'll say they'll have a conversation amongst each other and then I'll chime in and go did you guys were you guys talking about this and they go yeah yeah good job and then I'll get cocky and I'll start naming more things you guys were talking about the bookshelf in the living room and they're like no we're talking about the candles and I was like oh yeah I'm close I heard people attack guys yeah yeah I don't know books maybe they're all trying to have a conversation excuse me did you guys uh it's like a game show yeah and they go ah I think all this guy's a ████ idiot yeah so that's our in-law life you know but as far as like yeah I think I'm just a little pervert dude yeah she could do ████ anything she could fart in my face and I'd be like I tell her that you say ████ in your
20:17 face what'd you say I'm not ████ I just want to make sure I heard you don't do that over here repeat that again and I think also too like she gets really weird about it like she's like oh God like you know she might be like oh my stomach isn't like feeling good Baby you're like let me squeeze you let me roll one out yeah yeah yeah yeah get a rolling pin ████ yeah yeah yeah yeah and then she'll be like no no stop stop let me show you this inescapable Jiu Jitsu hold let me just squeeze your little orange chest fart on my dick that's how we do it and then she always gets like super like stop and I'm like all right are you seriously I hate stop because I because sometimes it's go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and that's true sometimes it is oh man sometimes I'm not really good that's why I play a lot of Mario Kart yeah yeah yeah yeah because go is go
21:08 yeah because go is go baby and there is no stop first place or bus so so Nick likes butts I see yeah he also likes his wife can yeah you forget the most important part of that sentence when Tasha's training at the gym I'm always like objectifying his cheeks I'm like yeah it actually makes me feel really good I'm always asking if I can if I can back squat and he's like no it's not it's too big dude it's too big what exactly are you training he's just getting stronger he's trying to lift come on don't get jealous man we're trying to make them get worse I want to learn how to spit on my head too Nick is teaching him how to break down I think I see him do it like this you know how many years I spent in my basement just so that people wouldn't call me a nerd trying to do Windmill flares and then I realized I'm a ████ nerd
21:59 you know the thing on the ground has been practicing can show you I haven't been practicing wow I've been practicing this but my mind you're already good at that my robots are legit my robot's legit nice you think it was better than that piece of trash still makes you a nerd though because this is pretty nerdy I saw Shakira doing it I don't think that made me cool I'll never forget eighth grade the social came back I'll never I put duct tape on my Allen Iverson sneakers so I could moon walk in the gym at the eighth grade dance but did it Blow everyone's mind oh yeah they were like what the ████ they're like first of all who is this kid yeah yeah do we know him that's when your life started they're like is this who's when did this Mexican kid join us
22:49 Puerto Rican yeah [Laughter] yeah tape to moonwalk yeah and then I graduated and I took that off because then I was just slipping in the rain and ████ twisting my ankle falling down without duct tape okay that was the worst view to do I don't know he was like let me do it off camera hey do it I thought you're a ████ dancer okay
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