0:00 you can't be 13 and like 45 exactly yeah because that's considered statutory I think also crazy yeah yeah crazy [Music] all right Japan has just had a massive update in its law no dancing after 9 p.m oh wow who does that help yeah no there's actually a no dancing law in in this one area is so funny where it's just the old ass law that they didn't update no dancing of any kind not even after a certain time like oh damn and then this nightclub got in trouble it was just so far all right so this law it's it's being updated for the first time in a hundred years does that have to do with vehicle
0:51 emissions no it's a long ass try to decisions I want to spin that to a pun man I couldn't no because I was thinking like 100 years got to be like Technology based or something right you know what's funny is it's totally not it's just all down to the human body baby so what is dancing it's not dancing twin body you're not allowed to be fat that's really cool but no it's not that's really cool it's pretty great is it a gender thing it has to do with genders in a way but not like that not like how you thinking it it's um something Between the Lakes sags for real oh yeah no sex after nine people isolation on the dick now whoa I know I know that's that's a sexy thing we like the mystery
1:42 no contraceptives allowed because they're having a population problem Oh that you know what that should have been you gotta leave it in that should have been it but it's not bad no I have only bad guesses all right in between just pick the number okay so I didn't even notice but the age of sexual consent in Japan was 13. no that's too low and now it's being moved to not 60. is it 16 it's 16 yeah I just thought they're probably going based on the UK or the Europe one UK UK 16 one of those either UK or Europe or one of the countries out there yeah it's like six that's the average yeah 13 to 16. I think yeah that's crazy so even last
2:33 year was 13 because it just changed this year that's insane that's really young it's crazy that for something that like it was 13 like well it's 100 years ago they didn't talk about it that much because 100 years ago women got married at like 16th and then they started popping out kids at like 17 18. yeah so that makes sense yeah this is crazy it didn't change for 100 years well because think about it so like for out here right we um we have to get a uh we have to go up until High School I think out there it's it's eighth grade oh okay so after eighth grade you you have a choice of whether apprenticeship or like uh trade school or you continue your education yeah I'm kind of mad at Epstein's lawyer why he should have set up his Island
3:23 over there I I think on you're a green zipped right now I think it's still illegal for like um like uh someone 18 plus to have like I said that yeah there's got to be a five-year Gap or something yeah yeah yeah you can't be 13 in like 45 exactly yeah because that's considered statutory I think also crazy yeah yeah crazy so they actually have rules about that that's I feel like they don't have that they have that here they do they have the same yeah they have that here it's it's called statutory I just can't keep up with all these ████ States like because in the Midwest states like you know how we every time we cover a story like this we find out like oh
4:14 it's in Kentucky and the age of consent in Kentucky is like 15. well that's the thing that's strange is that we even though every state has different consent ages the media portrays us like it's 18 everywhere because when you watch movies it's always 18. but that's ████ because in the U.S you could get married under 18. so there's like weird laws here too it's not all straight 18. I mean R Kelly pulled something sort of similar right did he marry somebody Aaliyah Aaliyah yeah yeah oh how was she I think she's like 16 or something people don't talk about that enough huh I feel like that should be part of it it's old bro we need to interrupt ourselves more so there's there's another uh extra thing that has been banned and it's exactly what you think is bad dancing no
5:06 what is a problem what's a problematic thing that happens in Japan on the train not the groping not the group oh really wait what is it like upskirt like pictures oh so that's a thing huh I've never seen any sights ever about this no I didn't know I didn't know that was allowed before well no it wasn't loud but it just wasn't it wasn't official specifically yeah I guess it wasn't in it wasn't in stone you know but like it's one of those problems that they've had for a while and they've tried to fix it in other ways like they would make it so remember there's like a thing with your camera phone there's no camera on this make a sound that you can't turn off oh yeah the the shutter yeah like some of them they it goes woof like a dog oh yeah someone take a picture
5:56 or like people would always put their like camera phones or whatever on like a a walking stick that's crazy yeah whatever happened to just those uh mirrors on the shoes dude those were best sellers yeah yeah all right it gets crazy out there when you're in the train though like it feels like you're in a rave or or like you're just trying to exit a ball game and then like you know through the hall you're just like shoulder to shoulder all ████ crowded like that and so like there's probably pervs out there that are like perfectly timing everything so they can just go oh yeah yeah especially if it's a daily occurrence like you got lots of chances dude because I've always heard about people on in Japan on this on the trains of Japan like groping I've heard
6:46 that you heard about it yeah I've heard about it I've never been to Japan can't wait to go you heard about it I'm constantly getting groped out there oh it happens to you all the ████ time really like what kind of grubs what kind of growth because of your hair from behind no like during um during rush hour right it's just it's just so it's just not easy to not touch another human being that I get that dick is all about my ████ thigh all this stuff and when I was a kid I ████ hated like being in the train because everyone's dick and asses oh on my ████ face dude just pixelated it's too much sticking ass dude hey he actually he actually gave away the ancient Japanese secret that the pixelation is an actual thing that it's not in video it's real but you got to be
7:36 born there because Japanese Americans don't have it yeah so you don't know sorry dude if you're bored if you're born in Japan you come out and the baby got a pixelated private part it's hard to put the diaper on it covering right now because they're like 8-bit Minecraft ████ you know that's why Nintendo did so well in Japan yeah it's just real life that's their thing yeah but now now you uh you're gonna get in big trouble for doing these upskirt things because it's now the whole country and they did it before those if you're into upskirt you should just work at TSA because then you know even the people that's what yeah there's a hack like if it scansia right you pretty much see like what's under the clothes and so you could just be the TSA oh
8:29 like a gynecologist yeah yeah I don't care anymore so there's um this job ruined my life I'm trying to put people in the right places okay I don't care anymore you try to optimize society and try to help you out there's these guys that are getting that are going pretty viral out there right now where they catch dudes um dude it's yeah have you seen them and then they confront them and ████ and then that's dangerous yeah that's not a good idea I mean I appreciate what they're doing you know these guys no what is it they catch uh guys that are in the trains like doing photo like doing perv ████ yeah yeah and then just like whoop whoop their ass or something or no they just have them on camera and they come from they just try to embarrass them publicly and like kind of put them out there just catch a predator stuff yeah those are really like there's there's people that go the extra mile with that stuff too they'll set people up on like chats and
9:21 and be fake people all the way to the point of confronting them seeing them face to face yeah yeah but that's that's dangerous because it almost becomes more like it's about your content than it is about the thing it's for sure about the content yeah because that's good content if I was looking at that I'd probably just keep scrolling for like an hour yeah I'd watch all those things there's even dudes that they'll they'll camp out on not camp but like they'll just sit there on Figueroa and they'll just take photos and video of every dude that picks up a prostitute that's that's and then they'll post it on like a page to be like just to dissuade people from like I think this it's like a church that does it oh because they don't want people sitting but they're not doing any worship at all that's their main gig yeah they don't do anything they don't know any lyrics to awesome God yeah they don't know any of this no Michael W Smith albums but yeah that's a dangerous thing
10:12 because if it escalates it's like there's so many things that law wise it could be their fault too yeah yeah
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