0:00 Okay, just put yourself in this position. Imagine you're dating someone new, okay? And you go to their social media for the first time. You go to their Instagram. You're just kind of checking out where they've been, kind of like get some context who they are. As you're scrolling down, what is something that you could run into that would change your mind about them? >> I'm already like pretty infatuated. >> You're pretty into them. Yeah, you're pretty into them. If they still have their photos of them and their ex together kissing and lovey dubbies and they didn't scrub it. >> Oh, okay. >> How far back do they got to scrub? Let's say for a year there's none. >> Yeah. >> Then two years you're >> I think girls should be on top of their and guys are forgivable because they
0:50 just don't >> idiots. >> Well, guys don't scrub their they just keep posting. >> So it's okay for you. [laughter] Too long. Too long. >> He's all Yeah. [laughter] All right. Let's say, Bonus, let's say you you um new guy you're dating. Uh you're scrolling, scrolling, scrolling. It's maybe like a year and a half. Would it bother you to see a picture of him on a yacht with surrounded by 15 girls? He's the only guy. >> I would need more context than that. >> Yeah, cuz he might be gay. Huh? >> What? cuz I might be like, "Well, are you one of the girlfriends or are you like the Andrew tape?" >> The caption is no context. Lol. >> I wouldn't I would cuz my answer before your question, the second question was I would judge based
1:40 on how they take if there are any selfies, how they take them. >> Oh, the selfies. Okay. >> Yeah. >> It's in the mirror. He's taking him in the mirror. >> Is there a Is there He's going this. >> No. [laughter] >> Really? But what if this was MySpace? How are guys supposed to take selfies? Not now, but my >> look too obsessed with yourself. It can't be too vain. >> He's going he's going like this with his shirt up. [laughter] >> He's proud of his accomplishment cuz he used to be fat. >> Fine. Yeah, fine. That's better than the duck face. >> All right. What if um what if you you scroll down like you're dating Gio and then um >> I thought it was someone new. >> Oh, someone new. Okay. Yeah, you could it could not be Gio. You're dating someone new. You scroll down and then you see a photo of them uh kissing the wall at in Israel. What the ████ I'm blocking [laughter] her right away. Blocking. I'm like, what the hell?
2:31 >> What if she was just that question? >> Jewish. Oh, she's like a fine ass Israeli model. I don't care. >> All right. >> I was like, that's in your culture, >> man. I want to be against it, but those IDF girls ████ hot, bro. >> Have you seen put a whole >> That's That's propaganda that they're that hot. hot IDF girls and I was like, "Wow." >> Wait, what if you were dating someone new? You scroll down and it's her posing with a bunch of gang members. She's got guns out. They're all They all got guns out. She's in the middle of them all. My mind goes straight to you had sex with all of them. [laughter] I don't like seeing girls with too many guy friends. Oh, if there's girls. So my I guess my nos are like girls too many guy
3:22 friends. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. >> Places that taste like ████ but she thinks is bomb. >> I'm like you got bad taste. I don't like that stuff. >> If she does all the tourist trap stuff, I'm cool. I like tourist trap. >> Okay, cool. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's cool. I want I want to see they like to explore. They like to eat. And they have a good sense of humor. That's what I like. Yeah, that's nice. >> I watch out for trauma dumping in the caption in the in the comments dumping in the caption. >> Yeah. >> So, like let's say they have a picture of them crying and then there's a whole caption about ████ issues. >> Why are guys so dumb if it says that? >> That's [laughter] even worse. I hate victim ████ >> Okay. Okay. >> Go ████ laid off today. >> Oh, okay. All right. Let's say you're dating a new guy, Bonos, and then you're
4:13 scrolling down and you go down years. I'm talking like back to 2002. You're just scrolling so far back. And it >> years ago. >> Yeah. And it has a picture of uh like 9/11 like right after it happened. And it's the caption just says LOL. [laughter] >> Uh >> is this something you even bring up at all? This is like years and years ago. >> I don't think I would bring it up. [laughter] I'd make >> You're going to come off weird as the person that scrolled for 20 years. Exactly. >> Yeah. And you accidentally liked it cuz you were shaking. >> You should like it. See what happens. >> Maybe maybe I would just casually, you know, bring it up in conversation. Not about the picture. Just like, so you know, 911, huh? [laughter] >> That's funny. >> What do you think? >> And then they're like, why are you laughing?
5:03 >> Why are you laughing? [laughter] >> What if it's um what if it he posts a Spotify wrapped? you know, you scroll down, you know, they post like here's all the songs I listen to, but it's like Owl City, Savage Garden, like uh Jason Morazz, and then Caller Daddy podcast. Like, would you would you be like, [gasps and sighs] >> I I wouldn't love that. [laughter] >> He's messed up. When you were younger, your forgiveness meter for how crazy and red flaggy someone is was way like more open cuz I was. >> Hell yeah. >> Right. >> Yeah. Bars were low. >> Yeah. Cuz you're just like they're ████ hot. Like I don't care how crazy they are cuz you really don't know the consequences of being with a crazy person. >> Yeah. >> Like they could be, you know, like like Obsession, like that movie I recently saw. It's ████ crazy. >> They could be that level of crazy.
5:54 >> But it's like, >> oh, you'll deal with it. Yeah. >> I'm like, but uh I'm getting laid so I don't care. >> You don't think there's other hot people out there? Like that's the only one. >> When you're young though, you go for the first thing that's in front of you. And I thought that's the hottest I was ever going to get in a row. Like and then the next one I thought that the next one I thought that I'm like I can't do better than this every time. >> So I was like I better not mess this up even if she's nuts. >> But you kept messing it up. >> But I kept messing it up. Yeah. >> These days I think if I were to date again, >> if they even have a following, it's already enough. >> Really? You want like an off the grid? >> Yeah. I feel like >> he wants a Chick-fil-A employee. >> What the [laughter] hell? >> If they're hot, if they're Israeli IDF. No, cuz it's already like it's [laughter] it's cuz u I think like there's already this stigma. I've been in the industry.
6:44 I understand how it is. And then there's like, you know, when like content is life and then it's like this hustle culture. I feel like it's it's not the relationship that I would want to pursue. >> Would it would it make any difference if it's not famous from being an internet person, but famous from being a mainstream person? You know, that kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah. Where like if if they're in movies and stuff, so then they just have >> almost I would almost like that more. >> They're not cranking out. >> Yeah. Yeah. I would almost like that more where them their following is a >> byproduct of the other thing they did. I would like that more than the than the current day like social media. I can't wait to be famous cuz I understand what what other stuff that entails. >> Okay. >> What if they're like a retired influencer? They already done made the money and now they're just >> chilling. >> Oh, that's cool.
7:34 >> Was like a year ago. They don't even post. >> Yeah. They don't post no more. Yeah. >> Oh, that's way different. >> I just don't like that that that life >> the hustle. The hustle. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. You're like every like are we going to go eat or are we making content? Like everything everything feels like I don't Yeah. I don't know what is happening anymore. >> Always work then. Everything is work. >> Yeah. Because I've lived it. I lived there where like I'm doing stuff just for the vlogs and I'm not present and so I wouldn't want to go back to that. Yeah, >> that makes sense. Okay. What about um Bonos? What if you were dating a guy, you scroll down, it's a mug shot from like years ago? >> Really? No matter what the crime is. >> Shot. No. >> Even if it's on your Instagram. >> That's funny. >> That's another thing. They probably think it's cool. No, thank you. Bye. >> What if they don't publicize it? But you
8:25 found out he's been in jail. Is that okay? >> For what? Was it something dumb? Was it like a drunk tank thing? >> Caption is like, "I regret everything bad I've done. I messed up." Like a way he's like, "Sorry about what he did." >> Yeah. But do you have to post it? >> Yeah, because he wants to like outreach to other men to be like, "Don't be like me." What if it was like Conair? Someone started ████ with them at the bar and they ████ with him and they're talking ████ about his like wife or whatever and then and he defended defended her. But since his body's a weapon, he accidentally killed them. >> I would not like that. [laughter] >> But don't you think there's sexy crimes though? There's like cool crimes and then there's like ill crimes. >> I don't like crimes. >> I know you you don't. [laughter] But like if you >> violence, what is domestic? That's so small. Domestic violence. A girl can fantasize, right? There's there's
9:16 different romance novel tropes. You got werewolf guy. There's mob boss guy. >> Talking about werewolves. Okay, this is different. >> No, I'm just saying like there's cool crimes that are sexy. >> Do you like Luigi Manion? >> Um, >> that's a sexy crime, right? Take out the CEO of a health. [laughter] >> Sexy crime. >> He's a sexy man doing it for the people. >> Doing an honorable crime. >> I see where he was going. [laughter] >> See, >> but I don't think it's a sexy crime. >> Okay. What if you met a guy and he found out he went to jail because his little brother promised to steal like a 100 cars or something in one night? He couldn't do it. So, he had to come >> and jump in and steal all these cars and the last car was like a 69 Mustang [laughter] plot of gone in 60 seconds.
10:07 [gasps] And then he got caught, but he was trying to save his little brother >> and he assembled a whole team as a whole team. >> They care so much. They're like family. >> This is his last job. He He doesn't even do that anymore. He He teaches kids how to race ghost. >> Yep. But he's just so good that they brought him out of retirement to steal cars >> of a crime. >> It's a cool crime. >> Little brother. >> Yeah. >> I mean, there's good in that, but I just I don't know. It seems a little messy. I don't think I want to date this guy. >> Oh, man. >> Sounds like he has a lot of baggage. But but what if but what if like he did this and it was like a long time ago and he has it in him but like he don't do it no more. >> Okay. >> See cuz I hear that from ladies all the time [laughter] like oh I want a guy that was like he was a gangster but then like he's not anymore and he's like really good now. >> Not gangster. >> Is that okay? If like >> if you're dating a guy and he's like
10:57 super cleancut nice guy but he used to be the exact opposite. Is that still okay? >> That's absolutely okay. >> Wow. >> That's a sexy crime. It's not a sexy crime. That shows growth. >> How much are you willing to deal with? What if they're like, you meet him, he's like perfect, squeaky clean now, and then you found out he was like Pablo Escobar. >> Oh, no. No. That's too Pablo Escobar. That's too far. >> What if he used to be bad like like he let's say that he got arrested for domestic violence in the past? >> No, no, no. >> But he's cool now. That's not a cool crime. >> No, no, no. >> Girls don't like that. >> No DV. No DV. >> No. Girls don't like that. I would always be afraid that that could come up again or something. >> Caption says, "I'll always have that dog in." >> Yeah. [laughter] >> What if [gasps] >> What if he was a dictator?
11:48 >> Whoa. What if he was a dictator? >> A former dictator, >> but there was a uprising and he got kicked out of his country and now he's in America for asylum. And you didn't really know because we don't really know about countries outside of America. But you meet this guy, you're like, "Oh, cool." Like kind of Europeanish dude, got accent. Who is this mysterious man? And then later you find out he was a dictator, >> but he don't do it no more. You know, he's [laughter] just he don't do it no more. He's just he's just kind of like, >> you say no, Joe. [laughter] >> His life. >> You're saying no. You're not going for it. >> Well, like he likes your food, everything. Like everything. Like he likes the same things. Perfect guy. >> I just can I have a normal guy? [laughter] No, because it makes it too easy to say yes. >> I'll give you two normal guys. >> Like a plumber. [laughter]
12:38 >> Normal guy. >> Two normal guys. Would you rather have the toughest guy in the world, >> but he has erectile dysfunction >> or would you rather have a guy that that can last for 4 hours, but he's a coward in real life? >> Oh, >> but he gives it to you good. >> Yeah. >> Time, >> but he's a coward. He can't confront or stand up to anybody. >> For the record, this is not two normal guys. [laughter] >> Well, com combined. Combined they are. >> Like that. >> The average is normal. >> You take their attributes, it's normal. >> Yeah. Exactly. Normal. Do you have a preference? Either one of those. >> The toughest guy, the most alpha, always opens the door for you. He's a man's man, but he always >> But he always has ED. Always. >> That sounds like a stereotype. Small dick, overcompensating. And then you
13:29 have the other one who's a loser, but he could ████ real good, but he has no job, nothing. Yeah, that sounds like it's very common. >> It is very common. Yeah, >> this one's very common. >> Both of them. >> His examples. >> Which one Which one would you choose? >> I would I would choose the first one. >> Oh, okay. The ED guy. Yeah. All right. >> Yeah. >> Good to know. >> Yeah. >> All my ED guys out there. >> Yep. There's a guy ED. >> You have a You have a chance. Don't lose
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