0:00 I say this every time we talk about girls but Mary Elizabeth Winstead who's that uh in uh that one woman she's got the hair well yeah Scott Pilgrim for sure yeah but also she looks like she's going to vote for comma on that one no [Music] also this is a video about who's hot we're debating who's hot okay bring it on okay um what you got Eliza duchu that's a honorable mention we need photo reference we're going we're going we're going because apparently everyone here thinks Sydney Sweeney is ugly we all do yeah I just said she's bustable she's pretty bustable yeah but then like bustable is like you're just kind of like you're in the zone a lot of people can be in the zone most people it has to be but she's not in the suck Zone you can write that down she's in the Mary
0:51 Zone she in the mar Zone yeah you would marry cdy Sweeney there's different zones if I wasn't married there's there's different layers the layers layers are for hamburgers just anything but list girls remember Ela douche girls are not cake my goodness oh yeah absolutely dude she got that like bad when I was a young lad I used to like I could fix her yeah yes I can who's the girl from American Pie which one she reminds me of her Shan Elizabeth yeah Shannon elizab Elizabeth the mom huh she was SC movie too stiff mom s's Mom oh mil Jennifer coolage yeah Jennifer coolage that's the one you like Jennifer kage that's that's that's sweet Sydney sweee number two Jennifer coolage
1:41 JN damn remember American Pie well we're talking about Hotes right type in Dian Keon Diane Keaton dude no one at a time go Shannon Elizabeth Joe doesn't know who I'm talking about yeah I need to know who he's talking about shth you know you know who the first like older woman that I was like good remember her good God she's like young Peggy Bundy Diane Lane Peggy Bund Diane Lane she's bustable Peggy Bundy Dian Lane the one in U Dian Lane Diane Lane are we really doing this with Richard Gear that movie wait are we naming hot chicks or us busted chicks dude we're naming hot chicks hot you're right that's what I'm saying my show me please I thought he cuz he said Dian Keaton I was thinking Dian ke no I was tell I was thinking Dian Sawyer first time I was like act like when I was really young and I was looking at like a older woman I was like damn kind four looking older I'm trying I'm D how
2:33 about this the the the we have to pass the aruga test okay okay you can only name chicks that made you go aluga when I was this is a good one but you have to look up from this movie cuz it's older Tough Turf I don't know what Diane Keaton looks like on Diane Lane now we're going to is Diane Lane a l good chick to you no cuz all these ████ pictures are so you don't remember Diane Lane let me see is that Diane she's hot but not the the oh she's pretty aa aa the black the black the the black dress black dress one yeah she was AA she was uh she was Superman's mom in the Zack SN of Steel Lane Lan ████ look up uh Kim Kim Richards Kim Richards but then write Tough Turf t u f f t RF Kim Richards Kim Richards when she was like a teen make you did she
3:25 make you go auga bro bro look the 8S version of Kim Richards in these girls are hot was crazy that's Ryan ████ that's Ryan ████ dude look at that hair that's Ryan sh I'm trying to get a bigger picture ████ it God I hate this ████ Kim Richard's Tough Turf Kim Richard you like that crimpy hair dude I can't see ████ just pissed I told you it's so small she remind yeah you know what she reminds me of Kell uh not no no like uh uh ████ Kelly Bundy's friends like she would have been one of her friends Kelly Bundy KY CH Applegate there's a I don't know her name but Kelly uh uh Kelly Bundy had a redhead friend I always like the side
4:16 character oh her boyfriend no she was a red freckles yeah spiky hair I got you I got you ████ fine Kelly Bundy's redhead friend the redhead check Kelly Bundy redhead friend just's consistent you know who's lowkey really pretty Marty McFly's girlfriend Leah Thompson oh which one cuz they're both the first one Elizabeth sho's hot too though his mom when he goes back Elizabeth sho's hot too you better chill out no yeah the the first girlfriend the first one yeah she's really pretty dude Kelly Bunny's friends this this is this is one of them Joe I think the blonde's hotter you're wrong that's Tor spelling look up uh look up Claudia Wells that's who he's thinking of Claudia Wells from Back to the Future one that's Back to the Future one Marty's girl and she's yeah she's great she has a suit store in the valley
5:08 really yeah it's called Armani Wells and she sells like Armani suits yeah no way eyebrows are a little nuts I think but her eyes in general are ████ fire though eyes are fire CL Wells is great it's a shame that she couldn't do the second one why do they change it up I guess she was like she was on a veil on for like some sitcom or something like that oh yeah something happened which April O'Neal or do you guys like better the second one or the first one second one's way hotter second one second one is jig she Jiggles all over the place in the second one's I need I need to see photos I need side by side brunette she's more brunette April O'Neal April O'Neal hot versus secret of the oo the first one was the first one was more badass but the second one was more like inviting I like they lot the first one was more a comic uh or or a cartoon
5:58 appropriate with the yellow suit type ████ look at come on oh man she is beautiful oh yeah she has that girl next door look the right better she was really cute yeah she was more cute what was the Girl Next Door movie What's That Girl Is that Al oh Alicia cber dude yeah oh Alicia Cooper they did that ████ right girl next door that was a great movie I took him in space and I just got knocked coer dude alici that's a good one dude that's a deep hit you remember the scene in a ████ what movie It Love Actually you guys remember Love Actually when the British guy's like I'm just on the wrong continent so he needs to go ████ find American chicks that want to sleep with him and he walks to some Wisconsin bar and they're like we eat butt and suck dick Wisconsin and then she's like oh my God you're going to like our sister who's that Mickey Cox oh she was so hot
6:50 she was on that show with the puppet or something it doesn't matter what she's on she was a Unhappily Ever After she was oh Fox is a younger Megan Fox Jennifer's Body era was really good yeah Jennifer's Body era do we need to make this more relatable like who's hot now not s Sweeny she's a ████ and all the people that are hot now in media are like 30 years old younger than us yeah that's true that's great thank you like a l weird a lot of some of the younger the younger guys at our gym they all think uh the girl who plays Wednesday Adams they all think but when I see her first time I saw her I saw her on a show where she was like a teenager she was like a kid but then she J my favorite look yeah but she just looks like a little didn't she do that really weird movie with is it Patrick baitman or something like that Patrick baitman from American Psycho like that I'll go I'll
7:41 go I'll go I'll go with his ranking list who people find is hot now okay most beautiful female celebrities of our time number one is Margot Robie oh I think she's pretty auga she's ████ hot more than Sydney Sweeney by a million per this room acting I think it's the acting that it again it's because her range is like crazy and remember you said Joe you can't see remember yeah Joe said he can't see so thank you Joe she plays it all I forgot I was like why go Robbie there's a million of these hoes walking around Beverly Hill not even close put all the millions of hoes in the did you watch Wolf on W Street her acting is legit with glasses on or Oscar I also watch Barbie and I was like you're not
8:31 hot enough to be Barbie get him get him if she was my wife i' I'd make her do the Brooklyn accent hey who would you replaced for for Barbie then blonde lady yeah Christina abgate when she was Kelly Bundy okay well you don't have a time machine in the Studios from Barbie day yeah you're a you're executive producer what would you do you then today well for Sydney sweetie if you had to recat Barbie right the last minute Sydney sweetie a th% Sydney Sweeney as Barbie Sydney Sweeney Barbie from Cybertron remember Jamie Presley that was basically that was basically looks wise that's the that's the early 2000s Margo Robbie she was on My Name is Earl right guess who's number two Anna the
9:23 armas what about her number two the hottest number two I disagree with that J Jamie pres was the first Margo Robbie and the arm is all right not another team movie Jamie Presley oh I'm glad she was funny dude she was hey we got a we got a Asian on the mix number three is Scarlet Johansson Asian Emma Stone yeah number three is Scarlett joh John Hansson Emma Stone is Asian Scarlet Jo hasn't being number three is surprising a little bit surprising yeah really she was I feel like she was the it girl for scar but like Wicker Park era was like the number one Jamie Presley for those of you I can't never find big pictures what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over there and check out all the beautiful stuff we have for you it's super duper access for
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11:05 would squeeze blur dude you know who was a wuga for me too back in the day was Britney Daniel you know Britney Daniel is uh type it in we need to see Britney Daniels he just said the name like why you typed why is shallow videos all the time oh on the other team the one with the short hair that's like hella buff yeah oh is this the chick for oh oh NCO salad salad not when she's 70 get a picture when she's younger is this that ████ ████ from is this that ████ from that movie can you type in Britney Daniels uh uh White Chicks not when she's like white chicks she has Alzheimer's in that or or you know what's even better Bry Daniel in Joe Dirt she was in Joe Dirt that's what I just want to say who's just SLT from Jo
11:55 dirt that's what I going to say there we go she was oh my God now let's look at her especially dressing like a trailer trash girl y like oh super like lot yeah ████ lot no why is the photo so small go I don't know why is it always so small you go like this so it's not it's ████ C you're trolling dude you're trolling hold on hold what you talking don't move I'm trying to see the mouse put it down put it down what do you mean Britney Daniel that's a good hey that was a good one Britney Daniel baby that's a good number number four like she's kind of unsung man she deserves more flowers than that number four they said it's it's galado galado fair she's pretty I think she's only hot in the number five Vivic rasabi she's not a woa but she's pretty
12:45 I think she's hot number five is Jessica Alba who is auga to you that's a big picture wow like as a young oh come on BR down dude look at her ABS though she looks lesbian dude look like she beat my ass dude honestly no way lesbians look like this I wish they all did if that's you think I'd go to parade you think the common lesbian looks like that looks like Ellen's ████ boyfriend that's a girl bro I'd be out here I'd be at the parade at 5:00 a.m. getting a spot dressed in Rainbow dude yeah dude she has an eight pack and ████ ████ broad shoulders do she's great Joe thinks Margot Robbie is one dime a dozen that's why every ████ in Hollywood you know who went from hot to not Tera Reed oh oh Van Wilder Van Wilder ter this just
13:35 started getting funky looking I don't know what she was do or something yeah maybe too oh for sure the big lowski chick yeah oh yeah she was in big copy image address copy image address Steve who played who played roller girl in Boogie Nights Bo Boogie kns oh oh yeah Heather Graham Heather Graham oh Heather Graham yeah she was in uh in Austin Powers too I see it I didn't see it I was looking at an hangover too yeah she's all right oh she was in Hangover Hangover yeah miss him I love it she married what's his name Ed Helm's character oh I forgot about Adriana Lima I forgot about her do you have any from your own opinions have you or do you want to just send them this link Joe's like check out someone else's listicle this guy uh this guy movie
14:27 films is really small just looking up other lists I forget these ████ though you have jog the memory anybody want to know what my friend's favorite R are did you think did you think of Kelly Hugh that way when you were like younger Scorpion King yeah from Scorpion King yeah yeah she was a wuga she was a woa Oh Kate Upton in the Vampire movie dude oh yeah oh my god did you say Kate Upton from the list yeah Kate up yeah Kate up from the list the movie The List my friends my friends didn't take so to find the next name Tia carrer Tia carrer and wayworld oh T I think everyone had a big CR on her that's that's hard to beat she was in Golden Child too right yeah she was that's a different that's a different trick that was the era you kept on accidentally writing Asia Carrera she was also hot though cuz she she has the
15:17 jigglers yeah can you look up that girl who is she was she was she also the Doritos chick you know what I'm talking about no no no that was someone else I forgot her name remember that jiggly ████ y jiggling all over the place jeez I thought that was Kate Upton her name is Charlotte Lewis no I don't even know if Kate Upton was born yet during that time oh can you put Charlotte Lewis Golden Child this is bar that's Charlotte Lewis cuz there's a scene I think she was running through sprinklers or something you talking about you talking about this chick ████ way yeah Golden Child there's this there's this one scene she was wearing a white dress shirt and there the jigglers about to pop out yeah Charlotte Lewis I don't even is she even Asian I don't know what she is look I know how to make the big pictures now no from Golden Child where'd you find that weird
16:07 picture I don't know you they're popping out I typed in popping out like a black and gray art project who's the act the um the the main girl in Troy with Brad Pit the um oh she's a woa too Orlando blooms love interest yeah yeah I forgot her name remember that movie saaka Helen of Helen ofy oh yeah here we go here we go this ████ no she was this one oh that's oh yeah I forgot about Shan and Elizabeth we brought talked about Shan and elizab that was the first one from American Pie I showed you a picture of her dude ████ and he was like yeah she's hot she's hot you know who's kind of recent for me this is a this is a more recenter one but Kristen Ritter do you guys know who Christen Ritter is no who is that she's the girl from Breaking Bad that's like that Jesse's like dating oh for sure brother and she's also in don't
16:57 trust she was in that oh yeah she was in that one where she's a Superhero what's the superhero one yeah oh yeah yeah the oh Jones was Jessica Jones was good J was actually really good Jessica Jones she's attractive lady that would be like my 30s taste like when I was in my 30s she wears so many jackets in Jessica Jones it's mostly leather jackets you think she has like low hemoglobin her jackets have jackets low hemoglobin oh here we go this is a good one ah you can't see her face she's kind of she's in that an haway here she was on the Eric Andre show yeah she's Jesse's uh girlfriend that she oh they did heroin together oh yeah yeah yeah that's a good one that's a good one that's a really good one that's a deep cut full copy image address obviously Christen crook everybody has to give respect to
17:48 undeniable Joe what else you got chrisen crook is like University I like I like Eva Longoria that dumb ████ dumb ████ oh Christian Ritter fight like a woman oh that's right nobody said Angelina Jolie because then when we started trying to Pivot on women now she she goated she's goated though you don't even have to mention she's like the Michael Jordan of hot she's bronze Michael Jordan of she joined the UN I was out you don't even have to the way she looked that ████ Brad Pit in like the therp sessions I was like my goodness that whole movie She smolder in that whole movie which one Mr forget it dude you couldn't resist foret it there's nothing you could have done ████ made his marriage fail I say this every time we talk about girls but Mary Elizabeth Winstead who's that uh in uh that one one with she's got the
18:38 hair well yeah Scott Pilgrim for sure yeah but also she looks like she's going to vote for comma on that one no in Death Proof in Death Proof all right all right Deadpool's girlfriend too whatever her name is oh I got somebody in today's world who who who ████ Zoe Kravitz in the Batman oh yeah Zoe krait that's a banger oh my that jawline was ████ who I thought was H uh remember in Jamie Fox show Fancy dude it was her who what's her name the girl that he's always trying to get what is her name is it garcel BAU that's not her name is it I don't know what her name was her name was fancy in the show though remember that MTV chick remember that dumb ████ on MTV what about Megan Good dumb ████ on MTV good that's a good one look up Megan
19:28 good first Megan good no look up wait she did Jim Carrey real quick Jenny MTH good show us good and then you can move on you're not my boss Bart state California you're not my boss I want to know where Joe's brains at right now Joe's looking at other people's I'm thinking about ugly hot and I think the modern ugly hot is Anna Taylor Joy damn she fine yeah this is pretty good you're not going to be upset she's AO I got you bud yeah Steve always gets the that's not even a good picture of her get this picture out of be like that's a lesbian you can't even see her face yeah I got to go to another picture just trust us oh I'm sad about it sad about it honestly Steve I like it was a good picture it's because they want to see the lip Joe wants to see a report card what a nerd do I have do I have to
20:18 say D patani or what who's that who's that shut the ████ why you get why you focusing why why' you make a moment what is that who's you could just smile what the Megan good again and Hooters top can you can you show him how to spell d batani I know how to spell it I could do this do that to me yeah right daa batani dud it has to be modern people though you that's a modern person got to be very Pani is probably the hottest woman of today what is she in her eyebrows are insane what you have a eyebrow thing you don't like eyebrows what she got eyebrows like an Armenian man oh my Lord dude talking about no she's actually really hot show up I'm just I'm just stalling why you so slow I got to get
21:08 the big pictures now what does she DOA batani man I can't fight that I can't fight that she's like a mega star in India that's like modern ████ theor schw singers like mega mega star yeah D batani baby we got to have this video all right all right all right ugly hot of today we need a bathroom break and a tlor joy I need take a close shower agreed ugly hot of today what what is she in she was in py blinders Max furiosa she's in a lot of movies Queen Gambit she's really good dude she's like she always plays the blond skin Su like cheek look is a little too vampiric for that's why ugly hot ugly hot ugly hot okay
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