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Woman Claims to Be a Victim of Virtual Groping

#grope#horizonworlds#betatesting#meta#callduty
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0:00 [Music] and let's try to take this article a little seriously it's about a sensitive topic okay a woman claims she was virtually groped in meta's VR metaverse take it serious dude on dude what the happen earlier though who do you submit that claim to there should be meta investigation my guy if I'm in meta what do you think Daddy's going to do in meta brother be respectful uh yeah all right that's for this world dude in that world I don't know about that in that world someone's getting ████ dude still uh is it still the same crime if her Avatar is a guy and it was Gro by women BR I believe so bro when I played he's a metaph dude when I played The Sims that's good right you know what I mean you doing talking about my

0:50 yesterday if you see me on Grand Theft Auto like people are getting mer and they're getting tagged up people are walking their dogs and I'm ████ everybody's getting ████ killed in in Grand Theft Auto Now imagine dude my sister in gft Auto she like stops the lights and like just has fun like pretending like it's a real driving simulator those really that's the 5m server you ever seen those those servers on GTA yeah oh yeah the live role play one role play they have like real cops that can give you tickets I hate that ████ crack and they're all played by people I used to dude I used to hate when like we have to pass a controller to like a cousin and he would play so slow like bro get into some danger dude like what are we doing go get some Stars dude stopping at all the lights I wonder if I can like parachute shoot out of this building ████ that dude go ████ mer pretty cool that's kind of my style like jumping out remember that game Mafia oh yeah you had to follow the

1:40 traffic rules remember that was sure and then the cars went like 5 mph that's me when I play Red Dead Redemption I'm riding a horse and I'm like oh bro there's no like fast travel option I really got to ride my horse ter supposed to be Zen you're supposed to be like I fall asleep it's not that I did that with the the plan uh simulator that I bought you play that one I I'm in the air I'm like I'm just gonna wait 20 minutes to get there I guess and I'm like what am I doing ████ ████ this play that ████ on the plane so boring chill you were flying into buildings though in Flight s that's all I do no I the building did they say they banned that or something they banned um certain [Laughter] things oh my God so yeah beta tester has claimed she was virtu that's crazy I think I said I think we talked about it here there was like a news story about

2:31 like they baned it in the game where players in the flight simulator can't fly into like where why would they B that where they F the zoo you talking about the twin Space Needle times up on the double Stratosphere people are not going to learn cuz then in the game it's like the they don't get any consequences so then when they actually fly they're going to hit a building yeah they're not going to know Yep they're going to think hey how come I didn't go through I never played the new one so I wouldn't know but that is seeing a new story about it and I was like that's funny that's funny so yeah beta testers claims she was virtually gred in the metaverse VR platform Horizon worlds from meta company known as Facebook obviously um they say the incident occurred on December the 1st and oh no meta revealed

3:21 the incident on December 1st saying it occurred on November 26th the woman has reported the assault on the horizon world's beta testing Facebook group sexual harassment is no joke on the regular internet but being in VR adds another layer that makes the event even more intense more intense than real life a long time ago cuz why are they beta testing Horizon worlds this been out since PS5 launched yeah this happened a while ago but we're going to enjoy it right now I just tell you something dude we didn't talk about it I just want to say this if that person right there if you're a real human you know how you stop all that oh I'm done stop playing it that's it but but it already happened it's in your brain now but once once it's going in like trying to do some weird ████ like hey I'm going to ████ going be like all right dude you're getting weird unplugged it's just you're being

4:11 insensitive you're being insensitive insensitive real world you get AR you walk away that's like the same thing grab your dick right now walk away and then whatever who cares oh my god dude then you know what I've been living with with ████ war zone I've been called the N word 20 times I've been called an idiot I've been calling a dumbass that affects my my brain we've all been called the NW exactly dude so Duty hey hey lady get back in the line I got my own claims to make if I have like those extendo Claws and I'm just like fondling your balls with it would that be kind of similar to like the virtual walk away smart guy unplug buddy my thinge would be like hey guy just don't talk and just let it happen in my mind it's virtual baby it's ████ Justa doing this is the game first person

5:01 so it's like how does this how does she know that she's getting like gross she saw the hands come out oh like I want to get a visual today Horizon but the Dumber thing is that it says in the beta testing group so she there not even really playing it was the tester to see if my hand goes through the person so that why we consult the cro so wait let me let let me let her let's let her talk but you're invisible from the waist down what do mean so how do they grope you you could probably grope your titties probably character I go I go for the titties I go tits what are we doing I think the titties would be the most fun to grow 100% so she says Not only was Not only was I groped last night but there were other people who who were there who supported this Behavior which made me feel isolated in the plaza supported like they took turns I think they were yeah em handing yeah

5:51 wiggle hand clapping they do like dances jacking off nothing from the waist down could be there's nothing on the waist down look everyone's invisible ible oh God let me see wait they don't have a to I mean they don't have a dick well there titties though okay well she flat or you just go like that to her mouth I just need some titties hey grow up Jesus Christ dude just walk away from it dude I got ████ in my mind let me tell you dude this sh is dumb dude you think this is dumb you think her complaints dumb I think her complt if she was sitting in this room would you say to her face I would say it not only to her face I would say it to her family not her dumb this lady is dumb she needs to be put in an an I think it's um what's worse real world dude is it wor is this

6:41 worse or is a 10-year-old calling you the nword on Call of Duty worse that's probably worse guess what happens infinitely more by the way every single person in this room was teabagging at some point in a video game y Halo Halo Call of Duty real life too gears a war real life too Unreal Tournament if you can't handle the fake world girl it's just that the real world is just going to get uglier and uglier dude you could play like Squig games in here buying one right now yeah dude but you going to get molested the summer catalog dud like you can sexually harass people this kind of awesome it looks like a really s█████ Call of Duty it's s█████ yeah all all OFA yeah but in Call of Duty you can't grow people nobody's talking about well there's no dick to grope but you use aimbots which is worse you can't them you can't grope them oh cuz you can only hold a gun or stab oh

7:33 so you can't stab a titty n oh damn yeah you can you can they'll find a way you throw axe at it you know you know what the really Advanced way is on like uh pubg after you've downed somebody and they can't do anything you pick them up on your shoulder and then you go against the door another guy shoots an arrow at the door so it's sticking out of the door and they just rapidly open and close the door so the arrow goes in his ass oh ████ that's how that's the new teabag yeah you see that right they have the kind celebrations in that game yeah do they fortnite you see dude they'll find a way they will find a way forite yeah yeah yeah and pubg give it give it a give it a month they'll find a way did they pay or they just stole it pay dude business is booming baby pubg baby don't do that don't talk about B being booming then you got to do go it's not booming it's not a good

8:24 look they're watching dude that board's watching I loved it dude um so if I was able to grope in VR and this sets of precedent that like you don't get punished for it I think that everybody would start groping in VR I think they're going to grope in VR no matter what no matter what that's how I feel as well is there a sexual open world yet like for orgies and ████ times it has to be that sounds like the worst time May for orgies but not ████ timesing is you let me know and I'm downloading the app and also like what' you expect us humans were going to do have you seen the standup comedy thing World Jesus you seen that the what they got like virtual standup comedy and if you're watching that go ████ yourself why would you want to go to a virtual reality place to watch stand up they're down to ████ themselves it's open mic and if

9:14 everyone's like booing then that guy has to leave and then the next guy goes on it's so ████ funny oh really it's like the ████ Apollo really yeah it's so funny dude it's funny cuz everyone sucks is everybody doing this on the meta Quest I I don't know what that is dude we should set that up and I should go on it yeah yeah you should go on and try some ████ bits dude I think so yeah I know yeah I've only seen it on YouTube I'm like one of the many people that think it's amazing and I'll never actually play it you want to do it you want try buy real estate in meta oh yeah real estate crazy so that thank God thank God thank God Oh you mean the you're talking about of nothing yeah yeah people did buy it didn't they but they they never made grand on nft Dragon instead oh I bought a bunch of Luna Bulls are those egg uh hatched yet they uh they never hatched but I but I did get about six

10:05 grand for mine wow so minus 14,000 oh wait 14,000 move is it cuz dragons take a long time to birth it's cuz the team basically ran out of money oh okay okay but I think that in my head I think that the incubators are keeping the eggs yeah it takes a long time to hello don't you know tary and queen will come back good news it's on the team robot to do it eventually oh yeah yeah 2027 or what it says 2023 oh okay

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