0:00 [Music] two pranksters why are you looking at me like that i don't know i should look him i'm not a prankster that guy's a prankster yeah two pranksters are jailed for simulating a sex act outside the moscow cathedral they're blowing each other or mocking blowing each other i'll just give it straight to you they don't ████ around and rush that dude yeah boom oh ████ they're fully clothed you can go to jail for this ████ russia dude you don't play around beyond belief in russia yeah russian all played what is in russia you're just talking to a guy at a bus stop and you're like yeah man that's great you know yeah and the guy's on his knees no you guys sitting on a bench at the bus stop in front of the cathedral with the photo that you post on instagram but are they influencers these folks haven't been to california i had a
0:50 gym member coming to the gym the other day and said you want to see what i just saw up the street so what's up bro shows me a picture two homeless people just straight spread eagle catalingus all over the ████ sidewalk ladies like this on the sidewalk and dudes stomach down on the sidewalk just buffeting at 9am in the morning i'm totally naked both of them i thought you're gonna say he's like you wanna see what i just saw outside and he takes off your pants and he starts sucking your knife you hear about this russian story and puts a photo of the moscow cathedral behind him it's me yeah he's going like this two instagram jokers have been jailed for simulating a sex act outside the cathedral in the russian capital moscow uh i'm not even gonna say his name because i'm gonna butcher the ████ out of business i'll try it i'll try it okay that's hard to
1:48 have since apologized for the antics which took place outside the famous saint basil's cathedral in red square but uh that hasn't saved them from prison that's the wrong country to do it yeah yeah you can't be doing that type of ████ they sound like they're russian no yeah yeah they know if you want to ████ around ████ around in america dude yeah this is like the safe place you don't want to do that in mexico ████ it's not as ████ in america there's a bunch of people with sticks up their asses but also this bit of that picture not a good ████ that's not funny it's not even hard it wasn't even worth going to jail for yeah not even worth taking a picture for them he got sentenced maybe you just chopped his dick off old school you know you used to rob ████ they cut your fingers off yeah ten years firing squad how about that 30 years that's what you guys actually believe 30 years i believe they deserve the firings i'm thinking about it a russian mentality think about what you if you
2:38 were the judge ten years because they thought it was a prank and it wasn't funny yeah that's backcon this is what i know about russia okay so i know a russian weightlifter named klokov and he said every morning his dad made him jump in an ice cold lake and now all the elementary school kids did that yeah that would be tough that's my thought process of russia they're just wanky wakey yeah yeah they're just different they're good at everything too yeah so 10 years i don't know okay all right fair fair 30 years firing squad dude you guys are intense stand by all right i'm thinking with my russian squad this one let's say maybe this is your you're a prankster and this is your prank in front of our history yeah religious place yeah come on dude better is it religious it's a mosque i think it's a cathedral it's a cathedral oh they're found guilty of offending the feelings of religious people at moscow's uh oh ████ off it's one of the worst things i've ever heard and they'll serve 10 months in
3:28 prison 10 months they should do more well she got soft dude imagine 10 months for just taking a stupid ████ picture though fully clothed you're the one who said firing squad i still stand by it it's either it's either it's either a fine or a firing squad that's it if you're talking about a place where all the kids jump into a ████ frozen lake in the morning what do you think russian prisons like guys that's the cool dog bro 10 months is probably 10 years easy they're gonna die they're gonna die in there yeah it's probably like 10 months check out my clock no batteries yeah it walks away that's it no one's keeping track of how long you don't even have bars it's just ████ icicles it's just an ice ████ jail dude with ████ polar bears i know it's like a black widow movie you know it's the same type of prison people say that though i've heard prisons around the world are like a billion times worse than america yeah have you seen this el
4:18 salvadorian ones bro there's a whole series called locked up abroad is it is it only the american prisons the one that present the whole like gay sex element what do you mean like a first like this the the stereotype or like the idea that like when you go to prison don't drop the soap i don't think that's a stereotype or not isn't that only in america i think that's a real thing yeah i think there's only gay people in america dude all the gays in jail well didn't you hear putin he said that there's no or it was it was ahmadinejad yeah he he was the president russia just did it too russia literally just did it like last week yeah we don't have gay people what are you talking about there's no gay people here they literally said there's no gay people in russia and iran the iran's presidency yeah we don't have gay people no they don't exist i think that's a 2020 interview or something like that but they why do we have so many gay people there i don't know they're all the russians they're free here yeah reclusive dude because they run away
5:09 from iran and russia to come here that's why it's called iran iran is that was that a danger it came in my mouth i swallowed the back you're the ████ dad here why aren't you saying this ████ quicker uh swac well obviously the russian authorities didn't find it very amusing uh and she was wearing a police jacket whilst kneeling down in front of them that's a little worse like you know for the russian response officer i have no idea right they're known as online pranksters the guy is known uh usually known as online prankster his partner crime who's just 19 years old is an instagram model uh described as his girlfriend i'm not gonna lie she she's pretty fine she's um she's probably got her only fans she's up there we like it she's gonna she's gonna be in prison for 10 months that's funny that's wild bro did she go to chick prison probably do they do they do that i don't know
5:59 do they do that in general that's what it is isn't it it's not the russian prisoner if it still is it used to be in the ussr right damn it could be really sketchy yeah i bet before she learned of her fate as a sentence was handed down she shared a post on her instagram account that stated i would like to apologize before those whose feelings are hurt by these pictures i didn't think and simply wanted likes and popularity now i realize the price of such popularity matter of fact don't we all and i have to answer it to the fullest extent of the law with my freedom public condemnation and disapproval should have just said i forgot i lived in russia she should have sucked a real dick yeah you're sucking a fake dick for clout you think it's like don't judge that now it's like actually dedicated to the judge's dick that's i like that double jeopardy dude yeah i can't get you for the same time twice i want to know what the guy's content looks like i want to know what kind of
6:49 prank price sucks yeah it's probably and now we're going to get like now we're going to give them likes and views and followers because she just made 10k but what kind of pranks can you make if you're worried about offending religious people that's true you have to do the it's not a real sandwich prank or whatever the ████ what's that what's that really like you're like hey look at this i'm about to have a ham sandwich and then there's no ham in it oh it's just bread how does he do it it's just bread you ████ idiot and then all these religious people are doubling over with laughter like how do you ████ make religious people laugh good luck what would you say is the craziest prank video that you ever did that i did yeah i didn't get to do it bro oh let's hear it though tell you guys off camera again it's that bad yeah it's pretty well i thought russia was like just barely
7:39 religious like because they had that whole ████ communism and anti-religion ████ that's crazy i didn't know they were so heavily deep are they very christian or like catholic yeah i think they're catholic catholic right they're no they're orthodox christian orthodox christians how much time do you think eastern europeans what's the other catholic there's there's catholic there's orthodox christian and there's protestants no no there's another catholic and i think it's russian roman catholic no no no that's the norm russian catholic i think it is like an eastern lutheran i think it's eastern orthodox catholic that's the orthodox presbyterian i think they're i think they're basically catholic or russia it's like just russia well there's a big russian population that's like very muslim too you know yeah yeah yeah i mean that's what's funny about america is like muslims by far the biggest religion on the planet yeah by far but just not here because we although we're separate it's a christian yeah for sure maybe it's not so much just religion but like the symbolism of like the red square and like that cathedral being
8:29 such an iconic thing don't be ████ with mother russia that's what they're saying yeah yeah it's like i heard i heard i don't know you've been in russia i have been arrested i heard everyone sad as ████ uh in the winter it does look sad in the summer i'm like whoa what's up russian ladies but uh i do i do remember hearing a story uh and somebody correct me if i'm ████ wrong with this but um when they made that cathedral back in the day i heard that the architect got killed or blinded afterwards so he can never make another one oh my god that's some hardcore russian ████ i'm rushing ████ that's what i'm saying russians are ████ soft that's the most russian ████ i've ever heard i can understand where like you know that area maybe not so much just the religious act thank you for making such beautiful work of art now i will reward you with death he couldn't just promise like i promise i won't swear to god i want that's where to get out i don't
9:19 want anybody else to copy this ████ i swear on this church i won't do this again i guess that's what builds legends i don't believe promise yeah let me have your eyeballs i don't believe you're ████ no that's ████ hardcore i mean you can't be sucking dick in front of that you know what i mean somebody ████ fix like an architect lost his eyes and died to that ████ you gave me a fake sucking dick dude whoever did the ████ freedom tower should lose his eyes that ████ looks wacky what's that what's the freedom tower the new world trade center oh i haven't seen it ████ it's just one whatever washington monument what the ████ is that bro they should have had a building that's like this face in europe yeah it's like a double bird that was that was a meme right before they actually built it it wasn't yeah it was a meme that was like one of the earliest memes when it was like we're gonna rebuild yeah they should have created the twin towers like this and it had a ████ bridge that said ████
10:11 terrorists oh yeah trump was an architect you
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