0:00 [Music] I'm going to give you guys a break. I've been roasting you. How about this? What is something that you really love about your wife that she actually hates about herself? I don't know what that was. Wow. Her arms. She always talks down her arms. I don't know why. I think her arms are awesome. But you know how ████ always hate their arms? Yeah. They're not Yeah, there's It's never They just I'll say this. Yeah, there's a thing with that. Every lady I train, no matter how in good shape they are in, they hate their body no matter what. Yeah, pretty much. So, except for like really fat girls, right? Anyway, so for my wife that they love it. She's like, "Mine's better than yours." The loud fat ones always like their bodies quite a bit. Yeah, that's true. The ones at the bank. Yo, what do you think, Nick? The loud fat ones.
0:53 Don't really associate with those people. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. It's all a joke. No, no, for sure. It's all just a complete bit. Yeah, it's all a joke. This is There's like there's no hint of truth to any of that. This will this is all a make believe. This is like Narnia almost. Okay, this might as well be. But like for for Tiff, she's always like sometimes she's always like when she comes out her outfit, she's like, "Do you think I look good?" I'm like, "Yeah, you looking great." Like your outfit's fine. She's always insecure about her own body all the time. I always have to tell her, "Shut the ████ up." I tell her that. I said, "Shut up. It's fake. Whatever you're saying about yourself, it's fake. So, shut up." And then she's like, "But why do you have to talk to me like And I'm like, "Well, you're being annoying about it." You got to say like this. Don't talk ████ about the woman I love. Yeah, I do say that all the time. Love that. And I I this my eyebrows and she throws up in her mouth. She throws up immediately. No, but I those are the conversations I have that she really
1:43 like, "Oh, I don't I don't like my body, mama." And I always tell her, I'm like, "You look great. Shut your ████ ass up." That's right. Hey, you smack her kisser. Cuz but after a while you I do get mad cuz I'm like shut up. You saying it out loud makes it true. Kind of. Don't manifest that ████ You're going to get ugly. Like when as soon as you say it comes out of your mouth, you kind of believe it. I think I think that's what I'm saying. These are too mean to themselves. That's what I'm saying. These ████ dumb are just all they're just so mean. Cruel tooth. I think this is where I ████ up cuz I go, "What would you do to make it better?" So you agree that she ugly strengths again? Robar. Well, sometimes you you do have to kind of ask that question like, "All right, if you hate it so much, what would you do to fix it?" Yeah. Yeah. No, you don't. No, no, no. I'm good. I'm chilling, bro. I learned it from Steve. I learned what happened. I learned I learned it from Steve. I'm big chilling right now. No,
2:34 dude. They're not They don't want that. They don't want They know how to use makeup. What you do to make better sound like Sounds like the end of my whole day. I can just watch the the the two arms on my watch just go all the way around. That's not I'm not asking you for nutrition facts, dude. Nah, cool. This day is You know what? Glad I picked a Friday. I realize it's one of, you know, how they talk about the ████ fat days and then theing the the period days. It's like bloated days. I think uh that whole hormonal ████ ████ with their head and then they go through like a negative rant sometimes in their mind and they feel like ████ So, they're just like saying ████ But then you just got to jiu-jitsu pivot their feelings. I call it they have to sweat it out, right? Like they have to sweat it out of their pores that they're
3:24 feeling this way and now they've expressed it and I disagree and then like now but now the cooling process begins. Then you ask, "What would you do to fix that?" Then you tell them to go on Zuck Do you got it? Here's a couple nutrition plans I made. I make it about myself. Every time she talks some ████ I'm like, "Do I look like the type of guy that chooses ugly ████ to be around me?" Love that. Yeah, I said I used that line before. I used that line before and Tiff said, "Yeah, you got low you got low standards. You hang with a bunch of ugos." Really? That's what she said to me. But I don't even I don't even think we noticed cuz like I I um I remember Hannah was going through this ████ where she was like at the gym and then she came out. She goes, "Man, like I look so ████ homeless." is like, "I got to look better for you.
4:14 I think I'm not being a good wife." And I'm like, "Why?" And then she goes, "I feel like people see uh me next to you and then they're like, damn, man. Like he could do better." And I'm like, "What the ████ are you talking about?" She goes, "I got to dress up. I got to be a girl. Like I'm just running around like just traveling with you looking homeless." And I'm like, "Damn, dude. I didn't even know you thought that way. I thought you were just like comfortable being in your own skin. And like I didn't know that you looked at yourself and and you're like I got to get hotter. I'm like I didn't even know you're one of those ████ Yeah. These ████ always get in their heads, man. Yeah. I'm like where did that come from? I don't know. They're moms. Yeah. But her mom ain't even like that. Well, I I uh this is so random. In the in the earlier part of relationship, I remember Nina saying that she didn't like her hands that she had man hands. And Anthony's like, "God damn,
5:06 they are pretty big." Did you say that proportionally? I understand. Or will she got big ass hands? No, she don't. She has a m I would say they're more like catcher mitts. You can rock climb it. Bearclaw donuts or a basketball. She's palms that ████ and they explodes all around. Hey, can you post that? Not now. Anthony do the Kobe defense. So she said that and then I was like why would you think that? She's like cuz my sister says it to me. Oh see. And then I'm like, that's so tough cuz girls, girls are so, especially sisters, ████ hurt ████ They're so strong with each other. It's just so like matterof fact law. And you're like, "How do I combat this one?" Um, yeah. They're smaller than mine. Good. Or you go, "What would you do to
5:56 make it better?" You want hand surgery? Maybe if you get a bigger forearm, your hand wouldn't look so small. Big train your forearm. It's cuz your ████ s███'s so skinny. It looks like a damn ████ Just give her one of those little grip things. Hand it to her. Be like, "Don't break it." Okay. Is it too easy? Got two of you. That's the hardest setting. Give it to her. Oh ████ Did you need an extra large? Yeah. ████ Oh, you're blowing right through that thing, huh? Is it always uh physical ████ though? cuz I feel like it's always like things about themselves and I'm like, "Dude, yeah, because of what we do, right? Cuz we're men and we like pretty pretty things and pretty girls." And so from the time that they're little kids and ████ like that, like we're everybody's into their image and stuff like that. It just is. Yeah,
6:47 we ████ up. We It's how we are though. Like cuz I'll look at a woman and immediately go attractive, nonattractive, blah blah blah. Like we all do. I've done that my whole life. You know what I mean? So do they. I know. But but they don't they don't prioritize it like we do. You know what I mean? Like we see a pretty girl and that's like pretty big on our list. And then she could be kind of like a complete ████ person and we're kind of like I think she's funny like that. Yeah. Right. Excuses saving people for them like without them doing excuses if as long as a hot cuz you want to ████ so hard you're blinded by lust. All of society all the prettiest girls get the best jobs regardless of like qualification. Well, the hottest guys get to do like serial killing and stuff. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, they end up they end up with fan mail in the penitentiary. Yeah, legit Luigi, man. Yeah, dude. That's true. What about Gio doesn't have anything she doesn't like that you actually really like? Um Oh,
7:38 there is something. But it's kind of like a like a warhead where you like a warhead. First, it's sour, then it's sweet. So, first I also I agree with I don't like that either. And then I like it after. Huh. So, her he's getting there. So, her the way she the way she is most time. She's a very mental person. Yeah. So like she like considers a lot like whatever the situation is, she considers this and this and this and this and this. Every single perspective he could think of like oh but what would the cockroach think when I'm ████ sweeping the ████ house or whatever and my ████ I'm like ain't nobody ████ care about that ████ right? That's all. And for me I'm like a very it's like if things make sense boom I pull the trigger. Okay. But what I love so in the in when I'm when we're trying to go somewhere, we're trying to go
8:28 somewhere. In the beginning, it is frustrating sometimes. So I'm like, "B████, why don't why don't you see things the way I see it?" Yeah. But then what I love is that she also has the ████ 360 camera of the world. So she covers all my blind spots. Cuz then when she does see hard work. Yes. She's working overtime. Yeah. When she does when she does see it, she'll be like, "Well, what about this?" What about the cockroach? I'm like, "Oh, yeah. I never thought about it like that. I never thought about like this. So I love that about her because I'm looking at things through a ████ like pinholele keyhole. She doesn't like that. She doesn't like that. Well, because because of that she she's considering everything. And if like analysis paralysis type ████ right? Where it's like she's like, man, I I if sometimes your feelings are faster than your thoughts, right? So she's like, "My feelings feel like we should already take a step forward, but I can't go
9:19 until everything makes sense and align." And then so she doesn't like that she has to have this delay of doing things, you know? I see. Yeah. Sometimes it's nice to think things through. So she's half man. She's way manlier than most chicks. That's for sure. She's got man hands, too, compared to your I'm sure her hands are bigger than Nah's. Nah's arms are nicer than Nikki's. Bart's always said, "No, I'm just saying Bart has always said Gio has man hands." So, I'm just Yep. I'm recalling that. She jacks me off. Doesn't look like a woman's doing it. That's cool. Bart's like, "Damn, doesn't it look like a woman's doing Yeah. Looks like I'm in jail or something." But anyways, cuz she got the ink on her hands, too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I really like that about her because with strangers because her 360 cam is on and um it covers a lot of the
10:09 things that I don't see especially in the emotional departments. Ah she got she got robots back robot merch. And so I really I really like that. So she helps me with my relationship with my own family and you know Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. because she's able to switch like play different roles. Yeah. Like she like in the game of Mafia, she can play all the characters. She is good at mafia. She helps me understand like, well, this is what your mom's thinking. This is what this person's thinking, what this person think. I'm like, oh yeah. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon, join us on the Discord, come chat with us directly, have a fun conversation, and this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas. and also tap into our closer community by joining our
11:00 Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon. Help us out. Thanks. See you guys there. Say hi to me. I'll get really real right now and vulnerable and sensitive like you wanted. That's what I just did. You That's what I just did. You copycat. You're a copycat. You're a copycat. That's right. Fine. I'll I'll let this moment breathe. I just want to say something shallow. I just picture the cockroach judging ge. Yeah. The whole time made me ████ laugh, dude. What would the cockroach think? You're so ████ silly. Okay, times up. What is it? No, I'm being sensitive. I don't want to talk anymore. Bart, what did I do? What did I do? Um I uh she doesn't like that she does this and it's that like she her like parents vent to her about each the other parent because she's the only one in the
11:50 family that those are both her parents whereas like all of her halfsisters like their dad left ████ So it's like, you know, they call him Theito Rock. So it's like they're the dad. Yeah. They're they're not as like they don't have to hear his struggles. It's and and then the mom doesn't complain to them about his struggles because like that's not their father. So she's the only one she's the youngest one, but she's the only one that actually has to like hear both sides, which puts her in a very like constant anxiety position when like there's trouble in the household. For me, like I don't deal with none of that. I'm like the out of me and my sister. My sister's way closer to them. she lives close to them. She got the grandkids, so the parents are always over. Like they just have a much more communicative relationship and I'm not even in the state. So like I I don't I just don't relate with that same kind of like connection to my parents. But ironically, like I I I guess I get
12:43 to watch her have such a close relationship even though it's through stress. There's a part of me that's like I wish I had a closer relationship with my parents. So even though she's stressed out about it, I kind of like that she has that with her folks. That's almost having like the privilege of the stress. Yeah. Cuz they open up to her. Yeah. Yeah. And like they they just also have there's less of language barrier because like it's for some reason it's just more common that Filipino parents can speak English better than like Vietnamese parents. So like I just literally can't talk to my parents with the same level of like vocabulary both either in Vietnamese towards them or receiving English from them. That's tough. Wow. Damn. It's a tough middle ground. Yeah. So, like I I She vents to me after they vent to her and it's also obviously it's like stressful, but it's also like wow. Like that's cool. You talk to your parents like that, you
13:33 know? And they both like confide in you about stuff. That's pretty. So, you see it as even though it's kind of drama and stuff, but there's a like kind of a community aspect there versus no contact. I get why she hates it cuz it's not like joyful. It's like really stressing her out. Anxiety. Yeah. But I'm just like, whoa. Like, you talk to your parents like that. Like, they go they call you. That's seen the bright side for sure in it, too. And and but then like what if it's super annoying though, like to her? It's it's honestly it's triggering to her because like the issues that come up are like the same issues that came up like 20 years ago. Oh, ████ I'm glad they can resolve their ████ Yeah. By venting to their daughter, they're still dealing with the same ████ Have I told you some of this stuff? dealing with the same ████ for 20 years. I'm glad they're pretty good at conflict resolution. You never want to
14:24 step in and check them. It seems like it seems like uh like the dad's gambling habits. You told me a lot about this. Oh, did you say me too? Well, that's the problem. That's the problem because I do those things. I just do it with different rules. You scale it way down. And yours isn't a problem. Yours is entertainment. It's like an enjoyment factor. I see a correlation. And I'm not like sneaking under the mattress and jacking Nah's cash in order to go, you know, because I'm out. So Nina keeps money under her mattress. Filipinos. I didn't know Filipinos were gamblers. I thought they were just chicken ████ I thought they were chicken fighters. I feel like Asians in general to gamble on. Oh, okay. Okay. Asians in general. Asians in general. Like all of them love gambling. That's why they got a freaking bus that starts in Critos, takes you straight to Paula. ████ for Filipinos, man. They do. There's no
15:14 casino in Japan, but they find a way to ████ gamble. That breaks up a lot of marriages in Filipino households. Gambling problems. Dude, Vietnamese people on the corner of like the bunme jack alley. They'll be standing outside looking at the super lotto TV just put up bingo numbers and everybody's standing there and you could tell that they've been standing there for like 14 hours or something like that cuz the sun's got like shadows down there and and that's just all they do every day, every week. The the weird thing too is that for for the Filipino families I've witnessed with that problem. Sometimes it's the mom that's a gamble holiday. I can see that. Yeah. You wouldn't think, but sometimes it's the mom that's like constantly messing that up and go sneaking to the casino and check. My ex-girlfriend's mom was like that. She was in Vietnamese. She was Chinese and they she put up the house without the the family knowing. She got refi and pulled out like 200 G's to go gamble. What? She wasted the older brother's um like college fund. that was all gone.
16:06 So, he had to pay for college all by himself and he thought that he had it covered. So, he was like, I'm gonna study whatever I want. That was crazy, dude. I watched I had a girlfriend's dad um long time ago. He went to the casino high roller area. Every time he pulled it was 1,000 bucks and he was he would be in there for hours. A,000 bucks of 1,000 bucks a pull. Oh, it was lit. It was so cool to watch. But cuz it's not my money, but cuz he would he would just like crank it would go bing. He would win like 30 grand then. Wow. Whittle it all down to like 2 grand, then boom, 12 grand. It's like crazy. Are slots like that even accessible to the normal floor of the casino? Yeah. Yeah. All over them. $1,000 ones. You can just walk up. Oh, you got to go to like a You could You could choose to do a 100, but he always did the max bet on them. Oh, I see what you mean. You can't you can't do that at like the really really cheapo
16:56 casinos. You can't go to like Ellis Island and put like $1,000 slot machine. So, this cat would like come home sometimes. You won 60 grand. Sometimes you come home, didn't say a ████ word, and went to bed, right? But when he won like 60 grand, he comes in, he's like handing everybody hundos and ████ So you're kind of That's tough. He likes to share the wealth. Yeah. It's pretty sick. My grandpa lost three properties to gambling and hookers and my grandma divorced him. Well, at least you got the hookers. I always think about there there's a guy out there who who who has a gambling thing, too, but he just keeps winning. I like to think about that guy. You know what I mean? He's got three more houses cuz of gambling. He's like, "I don't have a gambling problem. I have a gambling solution." Cuz he didn't stop before the big win. Keep winning. Exactly. There's probably I mean, there's professional gamblers in Vegas. Hell yeah, there are. So, I don't know. Like, they're they're doing something right. They have systems, though. And
17:47 and I think a lot of the people we're talking about don't have systems. They just play. It's all their emotions at all times. Well, that's how you lose. guy that I know, he doesn't actually go into the casinos, but he does some illegal ████ where he pays off certain engineers of slot machines and they understand the algorithm and they know which ones will hit and there's just there's like stuff like that. Oh, he gets consulting from engineers of slot machines. And then um he also has a network of people that he that they they do a partnership and they go into the casino, he bankrolls them and when they win because they'll get burnt out. So like if you keep winning cuz statistically it's too much. It's like the the odds are like you shouldn't win more than once at the casino, right? So then they start seeing the same person
18:37 winning and they're like what the hell? And then you get barred. Yeah. It's like Dana getting banned from all these casinos. Yeah, cuz Dana is actually a really good blackjack player cuz he counts. Mhm. And then I mean it's not illegal to count cards. You're just really smart and you have a good memory. Just like it's not illegal for them to ask you to not come back. Yeah. So they're like, "We don't want to take your business." So then they'll play other games, right? But it's funny cuz the the only person I know that works in gambling odds, his best advice is just to don't do it. Yeah. Yeah. Don't play. Yeah. Yeah. I was like cuz stat statistically if you roll the dice like a million times, it's not in your favor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz he calculates his job is to calculate gambling odds for like establishing. You know what he's never done then? Had a 45minute roll of craps, baby. Sounds like a loser. Like that's the best day of your life. Best feeling in the world, dude. But everyone
19:28 that's won through gambling though, it's not from straight playing. Yeah. Like there was a guy there was a family that won roulette because they saw that back in the day the tables had they weren't a perfect balance. So then there were they would exploit the tables that have a slight tilt that favored one corner. Can you bring a level to the casino? No. They would just sit there and the whole family would just write the numbers and then they would input the data in the computer and be like this one has a slight like tilt because the numbers shouldn't be favoring this quarter of the of the of the pie. So then they're like if we bet around this section or like whatever. Yeah. I do see guys at the roulette table with ████ numbers know like black 25 red seven and they're like apps and everything. Oh ████
20:18 That's crazy. Dude, I love like taking those dice, putting them together, right? Little got a little system, right? Damn. Seven. Seven. Seven. Every time. Yeah. I like I like all the talk. The ritual. It doesn't ████ matter, right? You blowing it cuz all right, dude. All the talk we had about crabs and then we went and we played and it was just Thank you, bro. When we played it was scary. Honestly, I was scared playing with you guys. the amount of cash you guys were throwing down and it just kept happening fast and then you guys were all sitting down. I was like, "Bro, what the f███?" I lost 300 in five minutes. Yeah, we smoked like 300 bucks at like Yeah. in like three and a half minutes. You guys were all sitting in the bar. All of us. I won $37. I'm like, I'm ████ done today, dude. And they didn't want to open up a table for us, too. Yeah. It was It was like boom. Snake eyes craps out. like
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