0:00 All right, so on October 2nd we were at um we were at um the Arts District in Vegas at Holsteins. >> I know what you're talking about already. >> Yeah, and um and then as soon as we got out of Holsteins, we um it was like me and Deetrick, Eris, a bunch of us. We started walking towards the uh Charleston intersection to go to the First Fridays main stage area. And as we got there, a bunch of people started going the other way and there were a bunch of cops there like running. Uh yeah, and and at this point not running, more like we just started hearing murmurs that someone had been shot or there was a shooting. >> Oh, you were there? >> Yeah, we were there, dude. >> That's crazy you were there. >> Yeah, and the cops had blocked the intersection right when we got over there. And people were all going the other way going like, "Yeah, someone got shot." People were like, "Yeah, I
0:50 recorded him. Yeah, I saw that s███." Like they were just casually talking about it. So I think it wasn't that big of a deal. I thought maybe like, you know, I from LA that ████ kind of happens a lot. >> Yeah. >> So um we find out that three people were shot and one of them died and it was a 15-year-old. >> Yeah, they're all teenagers, but they're also, to be fair, they're all Edgars, they're all gangsters. >> Gangster boy. >> So it's a whole gang thing. Uh the shooter was some 17-year-old and uh right now online there's all these like different memorial messages about how young he was and how how he was taken too soon, but like they're totally leaving out that on his social media just throwing gang signs and he's a total like >> videos that I saw, it looked like like a rumble and then you hear gunshots like pop pop pop. >> Exactly. It was like a rumble thing. And then then there have been a lot of like uh fights in the First Fridays thing and
1:40 a lot of people in that community, cuz it's supposed to be an art festival, a lot of people in that community have been complaining that over the years it's been getting more and more like rowdy, more and more hood. >> Yeah. >> A lot of unsupervised young teens that are just like causing trouble. Which visually when you're there, it's so obvious that that's true. >> Yeah. >> Like it's a bunch of like How are these How are these kids out at this hour? >> I ████ hate teens, dude. >> [laughter] >> But you know, that's >> so funny cuz last month when I went with you guys, I was like, "It's crazy how there's so many young folks and there's no violence." I'm like, "When I was young, >> [laughter] >> there would have been violence left and right." >> Yeah. >> And then it ████ happens. But I'm like >> Yeah. And it's not to say that all the teens there are violent teens. A lot of them really are just chilling. It's like a place You know when we used to go to
2:30 the mall? >> They're violent adjacent. Get those ████ teens out of there. >> Well, Edgars are, but I don't think normal goth teens are. >> But you know, they're still prone to it. >> when you go to the mall back in like the '90s, you just you don't buy anything. You just go to be seen or you go to like ████ loiter. >> Yeah, you go to hang out. >> Yeah. >> And try to look for chicks and >> Yeah, most That's most of it. Yeah. >> Basically what this feels like is like a monthly thing where these these kids they they they really dress up in basically ████ costumes and they just like walk around and and uh they're not buying anything. They're just like chilling, kicking on the curb. >> Most of the teens are by the clothes and the food trucks and then all the adults are by the bars on the south side. They're on the street side and not like >> the festival side? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, so um and I have seen like um there was a fight that I saw a like a couple times ago where it was like in in
3:22 one of the central areas by the Dragon Street Coffee and I thought it was two guys fighting and like it looked like it was it was just two dudes rumbling like rolling around and I was like, "Damn, that's crazy." And then he lifts up the other person and just slams him down like uh like like WWE style. >> Damn. >> And it was a freaking girl and the and the ████ that was slamming her was some like really tall black dude. >> [laughter] >> And then and then she He even get hurt. He like slammed her down, she got up, and her friend stood next to her, and they were both going, "You weird for that." >> [laughter] >> And then he turned around and walked away, and she was like, "You mad weird for that." They were just being >> That's so funny. >> So like teenagers and ████ I was like, "What is this?" >> But do you remember like going clubbing in Hollywood and like if you saw that
4:14 many people, there are so much fights breaking out left and right. >> Yeah. It's almost guaranteed. >> that many at at First Friday though. >> Yeah, but I did >> It's rare. >> I did hear that per >> just a killing though. But that's rare. I'm saying like Hollywood every weekend there was a shooting or something, stabbing. Like people go clubbing and someone gets stabbed or whatever. Like >> Are you saying you don't like that the statistics going down? >> No, I'm saying that >> Our culture is getting >> But I'm saying that this is like they make this into a big deal. Yeah, someone got killed or whatever, but I'm like saying that it's still safe. It's still very ████ It's still fairly like ████ safe. >> So I think the reason why they're saying it's it's a even bigger deal than than than it might seem is because per for the population size, this is more murder like I think than LA.
5:05 >> What? >> capita. >> Per capita. It shouldn't never happens. >> Well, I think like it's it's happening less than LA obviously, but like it's drastically lower population than LA. So it shouldn't happen this much. >> Mhm. >> Or maybe because it was it's been so safe, they're like now that this is happening, this is a problem. >> Yeah, it's like we're going down the road of like we're beating LA stats already. I think it's >> Yeah, the crime map around here is pretty crazy. >> Yeah, the frequency shouldn't be as high for a for a population size that Vegas is. >> I saw this one dude just going on a rant about the the recent shootings. He's like standing outside of a hotel or something, and he's just talking about how it's like, "Back then when the mafia was here, like it was so easy. And then the government started getting all loosey-goosey and and trying to protect all these people's rights and stuff, but now it's like everybody's got these freedoms and nobody can get prosecuted for anything. And now it's going to ruin all the businesses. If this keeps on happening,
5:56 we're going to lose First Fridays and it's just like that just sucks for everybody in the area. These like rampant teens that are just doing whatever, but like and then he just goes off and he's like when them those are real gangsters. You ████ really want to be a gangster? Those are real gangsters back then because they knew that if you cause one piece of trouble to the businesses, you would get taken care of. >> Get handled and then nobody would want to come back. >> of like how cartels treat the tourist districts. >> Yep. >> So I'll tell you why I I'll tell you why I hate teens because it's lose-lose no matter what. So we go trick-or-treating we go trick-or-treating every year, right? And it's a kid's thing. You go out through these nice neighborhoods and everyone's going trick-or-treating and then word gets out that like oh this neighborhood um pass out a lot of candy or whatever. So teens from all over the place will go to that neighborhood. But then they the vibe that they bring is either they
6:48 come with crazy loud music or they sprint through kids, knock kids over, or if there there's a family that's giving a big bowl of candy, they just come and grab a ████ ton and then now like the little 5-year-old can't get it and then they run off to the other side, they TP a house or whatever. And so they they kind of bring this very chaotic energy and like let's say they push your kid over or whatever, right? You beat his ass, you get in trouble, right? Cuz he's like why the ████ like why why why is the dad handling a kid that way? >> Yeah. >> really take care of the situation the way you want to, but then the teen is also running rampant and ruining like all the kids vibe. So it's like man, it's ████ it's really hard. And so one of the comments that I read in those news posts that I thought was kind of cool is if your teen gets charged with something, the parent >> I would love if that was real. I would
7:38 love that. >> That way if your kid is caught breaking a car's window, then let the parent have to pay for that. >> love for that to be the case. >> going up and down these streets just throwing batteries at car windows for no ████ reason, and then they're like, "Well, if this neighborhood that's giving out sick ass candy and is having a really cool block party, they're not going to do it anymore." And the people that suffer are the kids. >> Well, cuz it's usually whenever they look these parents up after these incidents, the parents are so freaking low IQ. They're so stupid. They're just like >> in jail. >> Like, "My baby never hurt anybody. Can't believe this." It's like, "You're the He's the product of your parenting." >> Yeah. >> All right, if I can put an Anthony hat on real quick. >> Okay, nice. >> like the kids who are running around and cutting kids and all this other ████ they're that's their ████ Like, Halloween's their ████ >> you mean? Oh. >> [laughter] >> And these little kids don't even barely know what Halloween is yet. >> you're referring to?
8:28 >> It's their That's their ████ >> That's That's Anthony's hat? >> Yeah, yeah. >> Pokemon card debate. [laughter] >> Yes, Steven. >> Um >> what I mean, though? >> Put a Steve hat on. >> Put a Steve hat on? >> Yeah. >> Uh >> Dances are gay. >> ████ kids. >> Who cares? Not my problem. >> I don't hate kids. >> my Steve hat. >> I'm not going to have kids, so ████ it. >> I love kids. >> You do? >> I just don't want to have one. >> Are you still You have an Anthony hat still? >> Uh no. I'm Steve hat again. Steve hat. >> Yeah, I I There's a solution for for all of this after further investigation. You bring or you hire a teenager who got hands. >> Hawaii style. >> That is Hawaii style. You send your son to go beat his ass. >> Yeah, cuz like let's see the >> ████ straight. >> That's pretty sick. >> Assassin. >> Cuz even of age, yeah. >> Even in Hawaii, it doesn't even matter if you're a
9:19 teenager or what not. You know, when when in Hawaii, right? When it's time to scrap, they're all like, "Sup, you f█████?" And you know, boom, MMA. It's already an MMA match. >> Yeah. >> So, everyone's going to know. >> Yeah. >> Whoever needs to be sent out needs to be sent out. You acting up, Uncle going to show you how. You acting up, my nephew going to show you how. You know what I mean? And then >> Yeah. >> We're uh bang bang ooh ooh ooh high kick, low kick, elbow, and then next you know they shake hands. Respect. >> shake hands here, bro. >> hands. >> They come back with guns. >> not here, right? Because but you know, Hawaii's getting a little crazy, too, but >> I'm going to be the part where Bart is paying the kid after beating kids' ass. >> Yeah, but hey. >> Yeah, that's the part. That's where the crime is. >> Would you rather pay for $7 an hour or would you pay $10,000 in fees cuz you beat a kid? [laughter] >> Yeah, see. >> that teenager $7 an hour hour to slap a
10:09 ████ you know what I mean? >> $7 [laughter] an hour? >> $7? >> She's cheap, but hey. You're getting money and you get to slap undisciplined kids. >> Yeah, he gets to slap. >> Yeah. >> right? >> [laughter] >> That's the part that sucks is when you have incidents like this, they're like one or two more incidents from shutting down First Friday. >> Yeah. Now everyone suffers. >> Yeah, everyone suffers, yeah. >> That's the problem. Yeah, that's the problem. >> to do certain things. They tried to make the center of it 21 and up. Like they they added uh barricades and they had cops and security and they were carding, but then the vendors got mad because they were like, "What the hell? We're You didn't tell us you were going to uh cordon off the area. We're selling items that are for young people, too." >> Yeah. >> they felt like shafted and they ended up reverting back to normal. >> Damn. >> But there it really isn't [cough] I think like until the city really recognizes what's happening here, I don't think they'll be able to fix it
10:59 cuz they're still busy blaming Californians for this ████ >> [laughter] >> Oh, are they really doing that? >> Yeah, every time. It's like they're just too They're like a product of their own like failing school system that they just blame other outside forces, but it's like, "No, these kids are from here." Like >> That's so funny. >> Or they're not even from the West Coast at all. >> A LA teenager drove all the way here just to ████ cause crime. >> Right. Or it's an immigrant family. [laughter] It's like, "Why are you blaming California?" >> my neighbors was saying that recently. They're like, "Man, the driving around here has gotten so bad cuz of all these Californians moving here." And I'm like, "Uh no, it's been bad here, dude." >> Yeah. >> It's the worst drivers in America, I think. >> Yeah, they are the worst drivers in because a lot of them don't want to pay the registration, they never go to um they never get their license. They never get any of their stuff. >> It's expensive here. >> It's expensive, yeah, it is, but it's >> Everyone likes to run red lights. >> That's what's making it expensive, so it's kind of like a weird thing that
11:50 fuels itself. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> They're telling me people are born and raised in Vegas? >> [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Legit. >> Yeah, and usually those people are like pretty cool. >> That's horrible. >> Yeah, usually they're pretty cool people. >> Yeah. >> Our Halloween's are ████ though. >> Halloween's are ████ >> It's our ████ dude. >> Adult ████ or for ████ 40-year-olds? >> It's our ████ I don't know, I'm just trying to wear an Anthony hat. >> [laughter] >> It's our ████ >> No, that's a Bart hat. I like I like doing dad Halloween stuff. >> Yeah, me, too. >> Tell me the neighborhoods you're going to this year. >> I'll tell you, I'll tell you, they're sick. >> Dude, do they do full-size candy bars and ████ >> So, the ones that the one that we've been going to, it's super sick. All the whole neighborhood comes together. They get caution tape, and they tape off probably 4 square miles. So, that way no Postmates can come through, and the whole community is is is in on it. No Postmates, Uber, whatever can come
12:40 through. So, that would all the car So, the >> It's like a parade line. >> Yeah, so the the the streets look like a rave cuz it's full of kids, so there's no they don't have to worry about cars, they don't have to worry about their kids getting run over. >> Tight. >> And then every house goes nuts. There's ones where it's like a monster truck with flames coming out. >> What? >> There's one where it's like this guy created a glass uh tube, and he sends candy from the second floor, so it shoots out, and you open your bag, and it like shoots out. >> cool. >> Duh. >> All in. It's like the art walk before kids. >> Nice. >> So, if they go all in, and then so you have these other stupid ass kids that come ████ it up, and I can I can tell these parents are like this close to going, "Well, ████ these ████ teens, we're not going to do this anymore." And then yeah, and the kids are the ones that get the s█████ end of the stick. >> just go by Asian rules, so you need to have a Asian uncle on every corner that's willing to beat a kid's ass. >> With a stick or a
13:30 >> It's just really funny sitting here because like every like hilarious story that we've ever told here about your guys's like teenage years. >> standard. >> [laughter] >> You kind of set the bar, I feel like. >> Takes one to know it, yeah. >> Hey, I'm not saying anything cuz I know what kind of a ████ menace I was. >> This guy's like, I ████ hate teenagers. >> But I'm also saying I hate myself, I get it. >> But those are the guys that usually have the answers. >> Yeah. >> The answer is force. That's That really is. >> Guys at $7 an hour for another kid. >> if we had uncles and cousins >> Bro, that's the only way. >> The answer's profiling, to be honest. >> No, yeah. >> Oh, ████ >> Hey, if we all lived on the block, some ████ kids came in and then hey, if they're going to come in and trick-or-treat, whatever, as soon as they start acting up, I'm kicking them off the ████ bike. >> Halloween, how you going to profile them? They're wearing like masks. >> Oh, dude, I don't mean I just mean
14:20 generally. I don't even think you even needed worry about that if you profiled in the first place. >> kick them off the bike. >> Same way that they What What country was it that made the Edgar haircut illegal? >> [laughter] >> Is it El Salvador? >> Yeah. >> ████ like that, dude. It's like obviously like if the if that's the ████ like when in the '90s when all the Asian thugs had the ████ long bangs, that's mad easy. Anyone with that, you just can't come in. >> Yeah, that's it. >> remember in the '90s if you were in a neighborhood that's not yours, people will ████ say, "What are you doing?" >> Yeah. >> It don't matter if you're Asian or white, like you roll up and then they're like, "What are you doing here? What are you doing here?" >> racist. You can't be racist anymore. >> You can't. You just got to keep keep it inside. >> You got to make sure it's not caught on social media, though. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Now they're weak, they're just Karens cuz back then they used to just actually push you. And touch and beat you or whatever, yeah. >> See, watch this. >> Yeah. >> Hire teenagers with hands in every
15:11 corner. >> [laughter] >> Watch this. >> Yeah, but none of your guys's kids are old enough yet. >> Teens with >> What are you talking about? Our kids We'll put it in a community Facebook group. We need >> So you hire Okay, so those ████ the kids that are actually willing to fight are the kids you don't want in the neighborhood. >> No, they're the ones that are disciplined and they're in the neighborhood. >> making peacemakers. You would be >> Yeah, peacemakers. Yeah, yeah. It's It's >> We just got to go trick-or-treating in Hawaiian neighborhoods out here. >> Yeah. >> Those are the best.
// end of tape