0:00 [Music] welcome back to a uh episode of careful boys where we're going to be very superficial what plastic surgeries are attractive to you and which ones are not titties titties titties titties titties I would say titties titties hey hey bud watch titties don't be a pervert over hey settle down put it away bro guys keep keep it in the there's a lot of work that women do on their face I don't I don't think guys notice and know that it's work well do what do you guys think of uh lip fillers when they get make them all big that's too that's too noticeable too big is bad just looks funny about the face if you got a if you got no upper lip and then you get a little lip filler that's okay but if you got ready big lips and then you get more big lips that's not okay I don't like
0:50 when it looks like a allergic reaction that's what that's that's what I'm trying to say when most of them do when you do the face stuff and they do the thing and they're like and they're it's like yeah it looks exactly yeah when you look always surprised it looks like you got hurt it looks like you're recovering from a ████ an accident and it's just but they look like body dysmorphia like I think it's extreme and of course we know they're doing it for themselves not for us but ████ we might as well just find out what we like and what we don't like ████ bbls never look good to you don't like bbl's no matter what cuz then things are different scale yeah but like okay I guess a fake ass don't feel the same the like it's really really skinny legs and then just a really fat ass looks like a lollipop yeah but some dudes get it done pretty good no some dudes I mean girls W
1:40 when you do it right you can't tell that it's been done when you can tell that something's been done it's not done that's very true put it across and it helps it opens up your nose help you breathe I'll do it later I might need this ████ ████ me up but anyways yeah a butt a fake butt terrible cuz you need the leg you need the hamster Terri it feel it feels it just feels like I don't want it you know you just I don't want it dude want that ████ no tits it's like yeah guess I still know that they're fake but an N got it's got to have that squish it's got to have that ████ wobbly right that RI the jell what about nose jobs they make like girls make their nose like small and like to me it's just can I tell if I can let's say you can tell because you knew her prior and what's the levels I mean we talking Michael Jackson style or yeah are we talking
2:31 about just like a little ████ I like the little little butt cheeks you ever seen them little cheeks just the little bumps little butt cheeks I someone with the lower jaw surgery what oh they get like the implant I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding kid they they adjust it and then they and then and then they make their face smaller and I actually look better than before so but it's not noticeable that's why I think there's like work that women get that guys can't even tell MH yeah yeah I think so yeah yeah that's true like when um jaw like when moms get that one that like sucks their chin back so that they don't have the hanging thing or face lift yeah I want that but most of the time you can tell yeah because they're doing this cuz they want to look skinnier but if you do this and you're a mom and you're still like 250 lb you're
3:21 like this doesn't match yeah he's got that FL now you go like hi and it's like this like this doesn't match this that's fny give you got to do a lot that's funny okay so what is uh work that you would do with your ████ with yourself yeah with what what's something that you guys are like see I would do this I'll do definitely a penis in a hand yeah I knew that was coming buddy you know how I knew it was coming your eyes are lining up like you say enhancer or enlarger enlarger check this out it's weird that two days ago there's actually a doctor that can make it bigger super safely and without cutting or anything what how how did you it's called eating Buy on the ad for some reason on my phone oh you didn't close the popup that he like just come no no no no no not that popup it was on Instagram okay really you know there's someone always uh in the front of the video and there's song going on and then
4:12 there's like you could do this and I was just like what the ████ you sign on sale and I was like yo let me look into it how many more inches do you want yeah what's happy for you oh here we go cuz if you say five that means you only got three buty honestly I don't know the answer to that but whatever it is I just need a little bigger double double what you have yeah double that's a lot damn you can handle two I want yeah I want longer or wider or just the whole thing I'll probably wider hey man I think your pis fine the way it is man it'll be nice to get a a like a banana regular banana yeah like a regular banana you know what I mean regular banana regular banana if a girl had a you know double fisted that's kind of cool hard but would your wife would she be okay okay with that two your wife would be totally cool she wouldn't be like she she would tell me not to do it oh how I would tell you not to do it too dudee she it's a waste of money she be
5:02 like you got to be pregnant with the one you have yeah see it works yeah it works it's for me terrified of botched jobs what's that like the procedure of ████ up in some way yeah yeah yeah but if they did do you have something that you're like oh I do this there's nothing that I really want I know that's right girl love yourself love yourself girl love yourbody love yourself beautiful the way you are yeah about the oh sorry go ahead for me yeah say teeth yeah okay I'm with you I'm with you I'm I'm looking into my teeth I'm looking into my ████ talking about more like cosmetic plastic they going under the night yeah we're talking about ████ like this like is this hot I mean dibs dibs dibs is
5:53 that the oily London dude I don't even know who that is it might be that's the meme that goes no I think they they spent a lot of money trying to be a k that's not that's not it ████ is that think about Ollie yeah that's not oie Justin jica or whatever I don't know who that is or who they're trying to be the Kendall man yeah I know they're not born like that yeah I probably do the lizard surgery I probably go full lizard oh the guys that turn into shave my ears off and just be like I don't know I'm like halfway there anyway dude what about how do you feel about Synthol oh yeah see that's what I would get that's what I I want to get that hey you know what I wouldn't get it there cuz that's cliche I do forearms dude like popey you don't like it no dude I'm good that's crazy
6:44 who likes what is that Daffy Duck technically is that Scrooge MCD not like this right poor guy can't even wipe his ass I so the way that the way that women probably look at that and go what the that's kind of how I see massive uh lip fillers it's the same way I'm like he also looks like he has massive lip filler and the jaw thing looks impractical n dude I think the what I would do what would I do no what I would do fre screwed shirt I would pin my ears back back what does that do let me see he thinks his ears are popping out too full they're just they're just here they're saying hey what's up they're a part of the conversation I hate that like hey get the ████ back dude I look at myself in the mirror I'm like dude get the F and I just want them to be like a little little bit like oh you're way more handsome like that you knowes you think that about yourself but
7:35 I feel like most people don't think that about you no everyone looks at me and goes every time people look at me I know they're staring at there hey what's what's going on there I'm just like what what are you looking at you're looking at these ████ they're not even they're not even looking at you in your your face I know they're like they see just grow your hair out look at me man ear dude it's like I know you're looking at my ear yeah but my ████ is like if only it got pinned back a little bit it's like nah dude oh yeah yeah look way hot yeah but if you grow your hair out you don't no one's going to see anything can you can you answer grow my hair out no one can see me honestly usually well just like if if this is nice like don't be afraid to say it's nice what do you think of Michael Hearn the way he looks oh I'm okay he looks like the guy from the anime you're okay first of all how dare you he looks like a toots roll second of all try again I get can I get
8:25 a closeup why does he look honest you know this guy he's on all the memes Michael yeah he's like 50 50 years old for says he's a Natty dude I don't find him attractive really yikes God damn well what are we supposed to do physical 100 who do you want to see season two super wants to see who I find attractive oh pull it up pull the person we doing a Russian Roulette cuz all I'm doing for the next hour is pulling up this H wife pants is the plastic surgery or steroids I don't know is it is this mdty so he claims 100% naty 100% no plastic surgery just takes care of himself the people that I know that know him they know that he lives a insane regimen like every single meal is prepped if he's driving 2 hours to somewhere he has Tupperware he only puts the best foods in his body
9:16 like wow like he really takes care of himself like he's like a race car but is he a but I don't think he's Natty though I I personally just don't think he's Natty but I mean it could be elite genetics but his physique is crazy H is it crazy and he's 50 or 60 something and he looks the same when he was like 20 years old or 50 something this guy he's a boring guy he's a boring guy this is going to be a boring hang we're waking up at 5: in the morning we're going to sleep at 6 no ice cream no nothing it's a boring hang I'm like guys be by yourself guy e broccoli looking at the news I'm good guy dude yeah you want to work out again this is the third workout no we are you going to ████ ride go-karts and ████ dude go go we've been
10:07 we've been petting your dog for hours guy sorry which one do you like better I pet his dog well one of them looks like a gang can I pet that dog can I bet that dog can I bet that dog which guy left or right one looks like my ████ what the ████ oh my god dude who's the guy that looks like your ████ yeah you have to pick the guy on the left looks like my ████ doppelganger the guy on the left look like hey the guy on the left like looks like Nick's ear hey all right that's not cool dude take that back man hey man hey man F Nick's year was bu is that guy dude it's that guy right there draw s back that guy grows up put some arms on this guy I'm sorry I had to go you cut him loose why I do that dude he looks like a bunch of chewed up gum that's what D cauliflower self it looks like a bunch of chew up gum what
10:59 would the man male equivalent B for women's plastic surgery right that's what I was thinking I I think what would be a male equal for height oh yeah how do you feel about that it's safe is that weird if you had a partner that that got that I think it's money I think it is I think it is I think if you if it I mean if it matters that much to you then it's your body do what you want but I think if it bothers you that much that the insecurity is that being short yeah is that much of an issue to you to where you can find more self value by doing that for the dating pool I'm myself I I wouldn't find that necessar you'd be like sad about it such a white way that I loved it I love every second of that white thing about the height surgery is like they still haven't figured out the Kinks bro and that's the
11:50 other thing too is like you don't know the complications bro if you if you get what a guy bro you could do that but guess what you're going to be unstable for the rest of your life you're walking on SE that they break your bone are you ████ kidding me it's not the healing process too is insane to me but how big are you getting yeah he like what's what's the risk and reward some people are 5 six and they're trying to be six feet see that's but the funny thing is your limbs so you got I I I got short limbs so that means I'm going to have long ass legs and short ass that's hilarious walking yeah it goes back to like the Practical practical with ████ hands are looking like a T-Rex 80 80k and they they bust the bones in his legs and they put these brackets that lengthen little by little in yeah dude we're going to be looking like T-Rexes a third one he probably
12:41 don't got a problem with that one bad boy don't needo he grows on his own the funny thing is though like to look more like a man you end up looking more unmasculine oh because of you're so ████ insecure you need to get surgery to get taller that's like the least masculine thing you can do I get what you're saying you you don't look manly in your new body you're going to look all like well then that's like the equivalent to like women who are getting like lip filler and plastic surgery to be more what feminine yeah and they look more masculine yeah that's least like feminine thing that you could do too after a while they're just competing with each other it feels like they're both trying to be what I a with that or we're just not the demo for that cuz there are like a bunch of Rich old dudes that do like that look oh true they're in Thailand
13:32 we're just not their tar we're just not their target demo hey I think if it brings you peace personally go for it but I think if you're doing it to get like outside validation for finding a partner I think you're going to be you know very happy very very satisfied I mean it is a trip it is a trip though how many how much girls like tall guys yeah it's like I've seen ugly ████ tall guys pull some bad ████ because they're just tall I've just seen that action at a club like if they bump into a dude and it's like oh my God right but then if it's like you you turn around it's a short dude you're like get out of here I never knew I thought I thought I thought it wasn't getting gross cuz my game was whack it was my height dude yeah the whole time the whole time I got great game if you got like 3 seconds to pick up a chick height is like you're
14:23 like ████ grained in our like DNA like for like we like titties you know like for like women we look for are stronger taller men in our DNA for survival and then guys would look for juicy butt cheeks yeah for fertility like that but like there are a lot of dumb tall guys and there's a lot of smart short guys thank you for saying that the small D oh small dumb short dumb guy like I'm supposed to be the small the small the small abusive guy short women then you're the tall dumb guy but if you're around a bunch of tall women then you're double combo yeah the hyp thing is pretty crazy that that double combo com I can't really blame these dudes that are getting that leg thing done cuz it's like hey at least there's something I can blame them bro I
15:14 can blame them and I going to be a wheelchair in like 5 Years bro just wait just ████ yeah but they probably get like so many dates afterwards and then they're like hey I don't care I could die happy I have so much ████ and then you're crawling to the bathroom a lot of the guys that that you see at least the ones that they show they're pretty good looking dudes aside from you know and they're not even that short that might be the only thing that's missing to them yeah to them well that's like girls that are already hot but they have body dysmorphia and they do work and they look ████ uglier but that's just to me that that's just a it's just a bad deal it's like at some at some point in life in his past he could have just met a good gal that just loved him and that would have never happened it would have never entered his mind you know what I mean but you know what the problem is they don't love themselves oh ████ ████ saying bars
16:06 right now dude ████ dude you just hit us in the cor void with her why are you looking so high I need to ████ minute dude ████ you're right man they're not going to fill it for you like this wouldn't H right if it was short huh it'd be weird he's ████ tall as ████ but plus you're also like a short version type in Lee Priest ████ going back to the tall guy if you're no offense cuz Le priest is a legend but but if you're a small guy and you get tall you ain't got a tall dick you know what I'm saying oh you don't you got small man dick yeah yeah and you got small fur everything everything you got to like extend your arm length you got to extend your torso like what do you got hands everything they know each other I mean they're all in the bodybuilding World who's this guy oh my God he's a teeny weenie he's a teeny little guy find ones where everything it's like hard to tell how tall he is NE
16:57 is go NE is small um how you think he is but he's probably like 53 or 54 something like that yeah 53 damn okay what do you can I can I say something about this for a second I want to say something about bodybuilders yeah say it and and I'm glad uh Bart's here here's my thing when you get to this level I feel like it should be because you're going into a fight you know what I mean it's like the elites against the Elites in combat yeah I want to see something I want do something with this I want to see I want to see War it's very hard to do anything you want to see the tool in action yes isn't it really hard to Beauty I don't want to yeah I don't want to see like oh ████ was shredded it looks tough isn't like you were saying the thing you have to go through to attain visual good piece but what are we going to do with that it's
17:47 like it's it it's difficult like the feeling of it cuz you're cutting we yeah because you're cutting we you're like door right there yeah the lifestyle is really really hard so you're actually like very tired and like very like it doesn't feel feel like do you actually feel as strong as it looks ████ no yeah really yeah no you don't feel strong at all those guys when they're on stage they're putting up a act like as soon as they're done they probably want to pass out right after cuz they go leading into that they're probably eating only like 1,000 2,000 calories like a day when they need like 5,000 cuz they have so much muscle mass and they're going into it with like ████ hair falling out ████ fingernails chipping no boners for 3 weeks cuz their hormones are all ████ and they're also not drinking water so they look really like lean muscle they're trophy they're dying when they're on stage dying they're ████ up so so in terms of like if to see them do something I don't think there's much that they do you can't do much dude but
18:38 I thought the point of it was to be a human sculpture and then remove all the fat so you can see the muscles that they've created the anatomy yeah it's an anatomy show is what it is so it's basically like a male beauty pageant the body's exhibit where you're still alive with skin body's exhibit with skin I mean you can just do a ████ X youed to to uh bodybuilders um I think at a certain point it gets a little too much wait what's buff what's what's two buff this is two buff you have to like show me like a b c and d option and I'll but buff is a thing right girls like the Buffs yeah they want someone that's jacked bro really yeah I thought the Chubbies are in yeah but I think for some uh attractiveness is health and there's probably something very unhealthy about that and when you look at it you just know that's not right
19:30 lean what do you think of that 12-year-old boy bruer bruer yeah that's cool out of 10 what would you give it out of scale one 10 you give that's a nice especially that bow cut place to be right that's a great place to be should be like is it pound or not we need a rating scale cleen what do you give that out of 10 uh I give it like a solid 7 and 1 half s and A2 seven and A2 and a half that's Pound Town here's the one and then here here's the one that we always I'm going what gets P toown though this is the one that we used be he like a peeny weenie like you're a good friend he's lame this is the one that we used to Aspire to to have back in day who's we rat pit that's a lot of people's first lot of people's first inclination of like I want to get he looks scrawny to me yeah he does what a little bit but I mean it's it's his arm
20:21 size I think more than anything n dude my mind's M's was like the first one that I saw that I was like holy ████ like can people get like that D'Angelo ohelo I remember D'Angelo you say that though oh God damn no know you got you got to get this one get you got to get one ████ with the cuts with the Bing with the ████ Bing on the crotch you ain't gay right here this right here that one right here that's not going to be all right I'll show it that ████ looks so ████ gay bro excuse me ████ you dude you got that ████ you got that that cut like he looks like he has no front body like it's just skinat yeah cuz he's stretching
21:11 my he's got an udy belly button come back you got you got to walk into barbell with that and go I want to look like this I got a better one I got a better one all right talking all this ████ he looks like a ████ pit bull that's just on his back getting his belly rub yeah yeah hey all right I mean you know what it's really not it's the same photo just propped differently now that you see it that's the one that's the one that is the that's the famous one that's the famous one oh sorry that's all good look this is the F this is the one you're thinking from Saved I don't know why not that this looks that's the one dude you see that's what I'm talking about scale one to 10 I mean that's me guys it's closer to like an8 and a half oh and that cut makes a difference this little ████ slide I'll never also bigger yeah you will yeah he looks
22:03 sturdy the other guys look skinny they're like skinny fit yeah skinny fit he's like he actually has like let's give what she really want let's give what she really wants go ahead I don't think she wants this o you guys I'm not really into him okay can I guess what I think you like the way yeah like listen I'm into him as far as far as like his personality like guy like great yeah he's fine you know when I look at him I'm not like overly attracted to him oh okay can I guess who I think you like yeah yeah yeah this is a better game this is a better game yeah I like this Jimmy kmo cuz I feel like Jimmy Kimo is scheming right now right this is scheming
22:54 immediate Tong out bro you're trouble your hand real quick you can handle come on what that's the best [Laughter] response you see your head real quick say the amount of typing bro it's crazy do you have to hack yeah yeah are you in say I'm in dude the suspense is killing I'm not looking either I don't the CIA is not coming are they I want to know until you're ready we're about to get arrested going be a joke I'm being serious I'm being like dead ass I think you might like this guy I'm trying to set you up this is an agency to set you up and I'm just like patrio
23:45 Ry my documentation I feel like I feel like this is this might be what you want this might be what you want I think you might want I can't wait it's nothing crazy guys I'm being honest you my preference want she wants this guy can you zoom it in you zoom in on this Ryan's face is going to tell me everything I think she might like I I I I no this isn't bad I really think that you might like this guy you and this guy can get along I can see this boom who's that guy dude Morgan W you watch your ████ mouth who is that want it's country singer who is that he's the hottest guy in country right now what the ████ are you kidding me no this ████ ████ out of here what do you have got to show your RIT over here this is the hottest guy in country music right now gu everybody wants a piece of this gu guaranteed she wouldn't even notice him you know what are you serious
24:36 I think I'm going to go to a different agency are you serious we got round two CER we need round two bro
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