0:00 does she seem like he was in her life and that's exactly that is the best point ever that's what I was kind of alluding to a little bit he's like I might as well see what I have created he probably doesn't know her that well yeah that's true huh I'm just thinking I mean yeah over it yeah but if he's just like oh my daughter's doing really good why leave anything unset [Laughter] [Music] so how strange is this title range Ethan Hawke is a is a film actor or director he's been in a s███████ of stuff everyone here would recognize him he is going to be directing his daughter in a movie oh whoa cool but it's a porno in the movie she has a sex scene oh is
0:51 this Maya Hawk Maya Hawk whoa Hawk from stranger things ice cream chick she's great she's great wait how old is she though so Uma Thurman ████ Ethan Hawke and they had a baby that they called Maya Hawk who then grew up and she's on stranger things which is she's also Uma Thurman's baby yeah dude wow what a ████ does she got it Uma Thurman face bro yes look at this ████ let me see you seen her oh ████ that's her yeah that's Maya huh oh yeah that's Ethan Hawk and and uh Uma Thurman's kids she's like gonna be the new Angelina Jolie because of the acting Dynasty Legacy Hollywood she was on um I don't know is that their plan for her I don't know she got pedigree man okay okay oh oh I
1:42 see what you're saying now you're talking about because Jon Voight had Angelina Jolie and he's a famous actor okay okay thank you Uma Thurman her and but not only that the hawk director but as always with you the pages are glued together with calm because it's the Playboy stick them and see what he meant she was in an asteroid city was she yeah she's ill how'd you like that movie like Scarlet it was okay I don't think you would like it I heard it was okay from everyone that just okay so except for Twitter what kind of sex scene is it is it like really raunchy or romantic and then he's all like honey um can you do can you show a little more bird and then she's like okay Dad that must be really difficult to do or you know how in some uh movies you have an action director that does that
2:33 separately not a second unit or something what if there's a sex director there's not he's doing it that's that's kind of weird yeah so he so Ethan Hawke has talked about how strange it is um well the interviewers asking him how strange it is and he says we're so comfortable with it I couldn't care less speaking of the topic of sex ill yeah he says oh I see my daughter have sex already I don't care no he's talking about he's talking about them as characters now he says we need to take care of Raphael and Cooper who are his daughter and this other actor like their character so he's like I'm seeing it as that but like ████ is it because he's so in the craft and so is his daughter that that he's like because she's legit and he's legit yeah he has that layer of professionalism they're both professionals because at the same time
3:23 that means they're not human it is weird for sure it is for sure but he could probably just get through it it's all I don't think he doesn't think but do you think being as professional as you can and not treating her like his daughter is like a safeguard you know Joe Joe has a question yeah double question it has double hands double hands Jenna Jameson invited her dad who's that Jenna James is a famous porn star one of the most famous ones in the early 2000s she's like the most famous porn star she was like probably the last of the real porn star yeah she was like the goat of that area yeah so she says that her dad is so supportive that he would watch her perform okay see that's ████ up that's weirder to me that's ████ that's not simulated sex like this is like Cinemax ████ like they're like humping against
4:13 pillows yeah they're not actually gonna be ████ here see this that's why that this is lightweight compared to that we're not even comparing that he's not saying this anymore though her dad will watch him ████ it like throw down Jenna Jameson's and he was supporting her he was going I was like you could yeah supporters that A little weirdness is that a little funny stuff why is it weird you watching yourself seemed like he was in her life and that's exactly the best one that's what I was kind of alluding to a little see what I have created he probably doesn't know her that well yeah that's true huh I'm just thinking I mean yeah ████ hard over it yeah but if he's just like oh my daughter's doing really good why leave anything unset [Laughter]
5:05 it's not weird if he's watching it it's only weird if he's hard yeah that's that's what Bart's helping I just want to fill in the blanks for some people out because some people are not even thinking about that so he says they have an intimacy coordinator on set see intimacy sex director say what it really is dude how do I be an intimacy was telling us about that like like they would like tape his dick or something and just make sure everyone is cool when they take your dick yeah just so like if once they're doing it like it doesn't like like because you're doing the movie part of it you don't want the girls who want to actually feel your penis on her ████ leg or whatever yeah so they'll like I don't know make sure everyone cool I guess but it must feel good like high school dry humping I mean not with like seven cameras and like ████ Pas and like what if your flights and stuff
5:55 if you're like a are you a warrior or the one that likes to get voyed well okay if you're if you're already like that then sure you're speaking from that perspective catch me you know the boy yeah some actors might be the opposite or or the same thing that you're talking about they want to be watched you know I don't think that an actor would want to be watched I think they want to be one especially when they're dry humping in uh nude underwear well especially when somebody's telling you how to do it that could be weird like you know especially if it's your dad yeah that's like honey can you can you give me more you know like your mom does this thing when it's like your mom used to do this thing yeah and I know you got it in you your mom did the same thing used to do when she was your age I know you do better than that in the real life yeah I mean I need to give me more like when your mom was poison ivy for
6:46 example we were doing that all the time remember when he pulls I always think about this when he pulls the ████ the lips off um no that was Jenna Jameson Jenna Jameson Arnold Schwarzenegger Jim Carrey the whole bunch yep so um Maya Hawk is saying that they had this intimacy coordinator so they felt safe and comfortable and not like they're being spied on and then Ethan Hawke ads by some creepy dad so they're they're treating you with some levity yeah it's already been shot oh yeah wouldn't that be great if the in a Missy coordinator was her uncle oh my god well I mean it's a family business right well they own they own that's a balance oh my God also a sex scene could be like there's
7:36 there's range in like Hollywood films right like yeah there's like no nipple age like everything's covered there's like a sheet and then there's monsters balls yeah Halle Berry getting absolutely was that Billy Bob Billy Bob that's a lot yeah yeah he's like good intimacy coordinator for that one so it depends you know there's like a violence coordinate there's a stunt coordinator for that they had the John Wick crew on for that one Ali bear did a backflip in that scene Billy Bob on wires yeah dude Jeremy marinus was a stunt double dude yeah they had dots all over Halle Berry's titties so they could make a bounce all over the place oh dear lord put your cardboard boxes everywhere yeah
8:26 got thrown into them I don't think I'm that much of an artist to want to be have family involved no that's probably the worst nightmare you know I think that will ████ the oh that would ████ the scene up for me you think nah you don't have to get hard for the scene because you're just acting no but like I'd rather have 30 strangers because then they're just like they're not people yeah they're more like it's a show in Amsterdam and they're watching me jack off that's different Joe's going full monty with this sex scene by the way he's he's gonna boner like they told him not to dude Joe Jessica was doing brown bunny then if you were a massive Maya Hawk fan would it ████ the scene up for you to know her dad helped make that happen to ████ it up I think these days I think everyone likes it
9:16 more oh yeah they like incest sex yeah it's a whole thing it's a it's a cool genre yeah it's a huge thing dude think about dude the island boys wouldn't be messing out with each other if it wasn't a market yeah there's a market out there dude are we ████ up what's going on they keep posting that content too and you keep following the totally weird ████ pops up I'm like apparently twins is a thing in that Community as well dude twins is the thing in our community too which Community is that exactly twin community they like twins the who the gay community I thought it was the only fans one of the hump one of the homies at the gym gay guy he tells us he puts us on game he goes yeah there's it's big in the gay community I think straight guys like twins too but they do there's two girls oh so straight guys like lesbians then
10:06 gay guys like twins holy ████ I think we cracked the code on something wow that's a breakthrough that makes sense wait there's fraternal twin porn I thought I didn't even know well that's not as cool as identical Joe nobody believes you the NSA is like they're holding their bellies right now they're laughing
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