0:00 So, I was listening to Ryan's story about how uh Smac technically made the first move. >> I think it was Ryan. >> Okay, Ryan crossed from, you know, into the fuzz zone. Um me and Geo I think she made the first move all the way. >> What? >> What does all the way mean? What's your definition of all >> Kiss all the way to ████ >> Define the parameters of all the way. >> But I was there for the ride. >> [laughter] >> I don't know. I I feel like I'm like uh when I when I care or if I like something then I turn into a scaredy-cat. >> Right, which I think a lot of people do. >> And so, um me and Geo's relationship is already interesting cuz like Ryan and Smac, we've known each other for 3 years, but Geo was dating my best friend at the time, the other guy that has this tattoo. So, we've known each other in more of like proximity. And then when they broke up and then he went off to like Korea or whatever, the
0:51 rest of our group, we were just hanging out. And we would go to the we'll do the same normal stuff that we do, which is snowboard, go check out EDM shows, whatever, Deadmau5, all that. And it was just like very normal in proximity. And then we have like our our story that we told about going to Big Bear again, snowed in, and all that, right? And I think that's our moment at Thrifty's where we're in the car for multiple hours and we're like, "Oh, ████ She's not a ████ like I thought." >> [laughter] >> And then she was like, "Oh, Bart's pretty cool. She Bart's pretty cool, not what how I thought." >> like the opposite of that one Fresh Prince episode where they get like earthquake dinner or something like that. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Knock yourself out. >> but we find the positives of each other, right? So, from then it went from like, you know, on the AIM days where you were just like talking, whatever, we started talking more.
1:41 And then uh then we started texting more. And then um the first thing she texts This is on like uh you know, those ████ phones that have like a almost like a poor man's BlackBerry but it has like all these like keys on there. >> Like a Sidekick? >> No, it's like a >> How is that the poor man's BlackBerry? >> You could slide it up, right? >> No, this one you couldn't slide. It's just like a cuz like people with Blackberries I thought you had to pay for it. This is one of those You sign up for the plan and you get a free phone. Remember back back those promotions? So, I had one of those I remember uh me It was during winter break in college. I was at Joe's place. I was going to stay there for 2 weeks so we can ship all our JK merch and we can work on skits. So, it was a very specific period in our time and then during those days Joe would wake up at like 5:00 p.m. So, during the morning [laughter] during the morning it's usually me packing shirts or prepping whatever and
2:31 then I would like prep it for Joe and Joe was really good at shipping. So, I would put it all in the envelopes and then he would do like the whole post office. We had like a whole assembly line. And I remember while I was packing shirts, she a text comes in and she was like, "Hey, is it weird that you've been on my mind a lot?" And you know what it's like that? >> move though. >> goosebumps. You're like, "Oh my f███." I was like I WAS [laughter] LIKE, "OH MY GOD. OH, WHAT THE" AND I WANTED to scream but I know Joe's sleeping, too. I was like, "Oh my Jesus ████ Christ. What the hell? What the hell?" >> [laughter] >> And then so I I was like and uh you you've been you've been on my mind, too. >> [laughter] >> And then we just left it at that. >> And then you went to jack off. >> No, and then it was No, like when you're in that like sweet puppy innocent love you're it's too innocent. It's not sexual yet. I'm just like, "Oh my ████ god." And And then I remember I think Joe probably woke up and I probably told
3:22 him, "Oh my gosh, I'm going crazy." And then I think >> He's crying the whole time. Joe just woke up. He's like, "What?" I do remember that. You're in the other room cuz I had a two-bedroom apartment. >> Yeah. And I remember Joe probably started laughing cuz it was like It's like seeing a relationship form you never thought would have formed. >> Oh. >> Right? Cuz he's in the middle of this whole group. He knows how this whole group is. So, it's just like So, it's like, "What the ████ is going on?" >> So, he didn't he didn't even smell the birth of that like the You didn't talk about like it's moving there. I don't know. >> I didn't even smell the birth of it. Cuz we're all supposed to go snowboarding and then no one showed up. It's just me and her. So, I'm like, "Oh, ████ I got to go snowboard with her?" >> You don't think she like She don't think she text everybody and said it was canceled and she like planned it herself? >> You know her introvert ass ain't texting nobody. >> Yeah. >> So, we just showed up. So, I was like, "Oh, ████ I guess And I'm usually the the driver cuz I'm the one with the truck. So, usually I am the snowboard
4:13 guy and then everyone else jumps in. So, I'm like, "All right. I guess we're going." So, But yeah, anyways, it was from there to getting that text and then we just kept texting and then now it's a little bit more flirtier, right? And then I think she was the one that was like, "I need to know what this is." So, she was like, "Hey, we I think we should talk." >> How long between that first text to that moment? Like 30 minutes? >> No, [laughter] it's before winter break ended because um cuz I have to go back to college and then so I do remember I was I was like uh coming downstairs and then I was like, "Joe, Joe wants to talk or something like that." [clears throat] >> was like, "Woo!" >> [laughter] >> So, I was like, "Oh, s███." >> I'm like I'm like so we got to like like straighten it out and see what it really is, you know, like kind of define what the hell's going on. And then so I drove to her house. She
5:04 was staying with a bunch of roommates at that time. And then uh as soon as I got to the door, she opened the door and she just had big open arms like that. >> Wow. >> And I was like, "Oh." >> Like what a wingspan. >> Yeah, I was like, "You should be IN THE >> BASKETBALL?" >> [laughter] >> MOVING SCREEN. >> WHOA. >> He starts TRYING TO DODGE. [laughter] >> HEY, PALM THIS basketball real quick. >> Can you TOUCH THE BACKBOARD? >> QUIT THE CUDDLE WINGS. >> [laughter] >> YEAH, and then so we we hugged for a long time and then uh that was I guess like the start of it of us like officializing from this point on when we hang out it's no longer platonic. It's like in the romantic >> Yeah, what she said to you? From this point on when we hang out, >> [laughter] >> it's no longer platonic. >> She's just like this? >> [laughter] >> Yeah. But it's like,
5:54 >> She's just holding you off. >> Okay. >> His legs are, "Okay." >> [laughter] >> But what's crazy is, so that was winter break, right? Winter break, we officialized it, and this is the start of something. Right? The start. So I'm like, "Oh, cool. Butterflies, all that." Winter break ends, I go back to UCLA. And then before this, uh I had a huge crush on this other chick that me and Ryan have mutual friends with, right? So that one that Ryan went to, and Joe went to school with. I go back I go back to school, UCLA. My roommate was like, "Hey, you know that girl you told me about from like a back in the day? I think she's in my class." And I was like, "Oh my ████ god, what the hell?" Cuz the Cuz Jill is like the new chick,
6:44 right? But then the one that like got away, and the one that like I had very, very strong feelings for, that was out of my life for 2 years or whatever, is now back. Not in my life, but in the proximity. >> Yeah, in the vicinity. >> Yeah, and >> And then that name is like, "Oh, I haven't heard that name in so long. Oh my god, what the [laughter] f███?" Uh I need to go to the school cafeteria and get a buffet, get some chicken breast. [laughter] You know the cafeteria you could you could keep eating. You could keep asking for more. But I was like, "Oh my god, what do I ████ do?" So it was at that point I kind of had to like make a decision, you know? Like do I continue to have my roommate talk to her, or do I nurture this new budding relationship? >> Was the um Was that righteous chick, when she came back, was she single at the time?
7:34 >> I don't know. Cuz it was just like my roommate was just being a good spy. Like she's there. Do you want me to message her? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Do you want me to invite her over to study Cuz they're in the same major, so they're going to be together a lot, you know? So, they're like, "Do you want me to like I can set up a where they come and study here or do it." And you know, girl on girl, it's like all your guards are lowered. >> Girl on girl, your guards >> That's sick, actually. >> Well, you know, the girl goes like, "Hey, you want to study?" They're like, "Oh, yeah, sure." Versus a guy, he wants to say, "Oh, she's trying to ████ me." >> Honestly, I thought it was a guy friend when you were saying this. >> Oh, no, my roommate was a chick, that's why. >> What the hell? >> So, she was she was a good spy. She was a >> What the hell? >> What do >> What the hell? >> Who does that? >> That's what my dad called me gay, remember? [laughter] >> What the ████ >> That's the that's the roommate situation. My dad's like, "Wait, you have two girl roommates and you're going to ████ both of them in the shower? You're gay." >> [laughter] >> My ex was his roommate for a minute. I didn't ████ her. >> Yeah, you shouldn't. That's your ex,
8:24 dude. Come on. >> I did use her toothbrush, though. >> [laughter] >> I got to honestly, when you started this whole thing off, I started laughing myself cuz I got to offer condolences to your best friend that you always have to reference. Cuz it's not only did you like now you're just married to like the guy you used to date, but also you're like, "Hey, you know, let me just get the same tattoo with a bunch of other dudes." >> Dang, dude. >> Kind of tie the JK MCU together. >> Yeah. Nothing ever came from that girl coming back into the area? >> No, I was like, "You know what? Time to let go. Time to let go. I have a new I have a new life to start." It's time to go this way. >> I will say, though, the the girl that got away from people, I feel like we don't we don't pay enough respect to that person. How much that person is for every dude is so much more important than anybody ever says. >> Cuz you're not allowed to talk about it. It's very taboo. Why would you talk about the girl that got away with your partner now? Why are you going to
9:15 ████ hold on to that conversation with your best bud? It's just one of those things that you just Yeah, okay, they got away, right? And you you you think the mature thing is to let go, but damn, that ████ got a hold on you in ways that you never understood. >> But years later, do you look back and go, "Thank ████ God I got she got away." >> To obviously >> But no, no, you You really you don't really hold it in your heart and go >> No, I No, that's the thing. That's the thing. I think even as a mature adult now, it's easy for me to acknowledge but oh, that ████ had the biggest hold on me out of anybody in my life outside of my current wife. Cuz there's a lot of guys that think the opposite. It's still got a hold on them. Yeah, cuz it's cuz it's not even it's not even my long last long-term relationship. >> Yeah, it's not even that one. >> That one obviously like that was a real >> It's usually like a random in-betweener. >> Yeah. You know what's ████ ironic? So, when me and that other girl I guess
10:06 like broke up or whatever, um I guess I was super sad and I wasn't self-aware of how ████ sad I was. Um like in terms of the the domino effect around me. I knew I was sad, but I didn't know if I wasn't like not picking up phone calls or whatever. One day I was just like sitting in my ████ bedroom like all sad and ████ and then I hear kook kook kook kook kook and I'm like, "What the ████ is that?" And I go outside and it was my dad. And then I was like I was like, "What the hell? What are you doing here?" And he was like, "I I could tell you're so sad." >> [laughter] >> And then I was like, "What? For real? From Like I'm like, "How?" He just sensed it. He was like, "I could tell you're so sad. I thought you'd kill yourself." >> [laughter] >> That's the part that's ironic. Yo, crazy. That's the part that's ironic. >> [laughter] >> I was like, "What what >> Cuz he's capable of >> Yeah, I was like, "Why why would I do such a thing?" >> It's a mirror, dude. It's a mirror. Life is a mirror.
10:56 >> [laughter and clears throat] >> If the going gets tough >> That was always an option, I think. >> [laughter] >> He's like, "If I'm thinking of my son might be thinking >> I remember Bart was so sad that he became Christian for a moment. Christian? >> [laughter] >> Yeah, you went to a church and ████ prayed. >> I did go to a church. I did go to a >> What the ████ Out of nowhere. >> Bart? >> Yeah. He went to the church to pray. >> [laughter] >> And I was like, "Damn, dude. She got you that ████ up that you had to go to church?" >> She was going to a church on Rosemead or something. >> Oh, so you needed to get closer to her God to understand her heart. >> I was just trying to get on her good graces. And I used to play in a praise band. I was like, I could get back in church. I like church. >> You know what's You know what's another ironic thing? So, I didn't even know his existence at the time. I never met him yet. But the whole time, the girl who
11:46 got away, her boyfriend is my friend. And I'm watching him be sad that that her his chick is hanging out with him. >> [laughter] >> Yo, this is actually insane. >> This fool called a meeting of the friends to talk about the ████ >> And the whole time he was the >> And and to talk about Sancho. >> And I didn't even know who he was. We never saw no photos of him. He never He didn't even say his name. All we knew is that his girl was hanging out with some dude, and he called a >> You guys were all like, "When we see him, we're going to ████ him up." >> [laughter] >> Dude, is that crazy? >> the dudes about? >> It was just him like he was just airing it out. He was just telling us like, "Yeah, I'm going through this ████ right now with this thing." >> Damn. >> And then I was just like, "Well, that ████ sucks." >> [laughter] >> Cuz I wasn't like I didn't like him a whole lot. So, I wasn't like, "Oh, I'm there for you." I was just like, "F██████ handle it then, dude." But he was like hella
12:37 sad. >> And to tie the whole JKMCU together even more, uh did you guys watch Joe's recent video about uh him meeting Bobby Lee? Or no? >> Yeah. >> So, Joe had a video he talked about him meeting Bobby Lee. The reason why I didn't go with the homies to Vegas is because that girl was coming over to my house that day. >> Damn, dude. >> Really? >> I was not going to go with you guys because she was going to come and we're going to hang out for like 8 hours. I was like, "That's way better." >> I didn't even know that. >> So, that was the reason I didn't go. >> Why did you think he wasn't going? >> To be honest, I was so excited about going to Vegas. I didn't give a ████ who was coming and going. >> [laughter]
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